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Judge Smails
11-13-2008, 09:06 PM
People are fucking morons!

OK - so I watched Conan O'Brien last night and he says that the company that's selling these McCain and Obama dolls figured they couldn't sell anymore McCain dolls so they sent their entire stock of 6,000 dolls to Conan for no reason. Last night Conan bagged them up and gave a bag of about ten to each audience member - again for no reason.

On tonight's show Conan mentioned that one of the bags showed up on ebay. I happened to be on ebay at the time and have been watching it. In the 10 minutes since Conan mentioned it I've watched it go up from $37.00 to $8,600.00. All for dolls you can buy online for about $14.00 each. Idiots!

http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=170278590036 (http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-1751-2978-71/1?AID=5463217&PID=2304737&loc=http%3A%2F%2Foffer.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.d ll%3FViewBids%26item%3D170278590036)
Judge Smails
11-13-2008, 09:09 PM
Just since my last post it's now over $20,000!

EDIT: OK you can forget it now. This is going to be pulled off by ebay because people are just being silly now. It's over $7 million.
jennysmurf
11-13-2008, 09:58 PM
Just since my last post it's now over $20,000!

EDIT: OK you can forget it now. This is going to be pulled off by ebay because people are just being silly now. It's over $7 million.

That's the kind of thing that restores my faith in humanity.
Judge Smails
11-13-2008, 10:11 PM
As I predicted, that original listing was pulled. There is now a new one from a different person and it's already over $100.

http://cgi.ebay.com/bag-of-john-mccain-dolls-from-conan-obrien_W0QQitemZ320318178091QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_ DefaultDomain_0?hash=item320318178091&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C2 40%3A1318
PapaBear
11-13-2008, 10:12 PM
Earl: My head hurt like I'd been hit with a sack of McCain dolls.
ahhdurr
11-13-2008, 10:53 PM
Earl: My head hurt like I'd been hit with a sack of McCain dolls.

so... if I hit a McCain doll with a hammer - say 45 degree angle - I can cut stone?
jennysmurf
11-13-2008, 10:54 PM
so... if I hit a McCain doll with a hammer - say 45 degree angle - I can cut stone?

I was told that there would be no math questions......
PapaBear
11-13-2008, 10:57 PM
so... if I hit a McCain doll with a hammer - say 45 degree angle - I can cut stone?

I was told that there would be no math questions......
Chisel away at it. You'll figure it out.:smoke:
jennysmurf
11-13-2008, 10:57 PM
Chisel away at it. You'll figure it out.:smoke:

Don't wanna.....
Don Stugots
11-14-2008, 01:40 AM
i need a bag of rocks.
sailor
11-14-2008, 03:03 AM
i need a bag of rocks.

would you settle for a bag of chisels (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1716433)?


li-lo
El Mudo
11-14-2008, 03:30 AM
i need a bag of cocks.

Fixed
PapaBear
11-14-2008, 08:13 PM
Earl: My head hurt like I'd been hit with a sack of McCain dolls.

so... if I hit a McCain doll with a hammer - say 45 degree angle - I can cut stone?

I was told that there would be no math questions......

Chisel away at it. You'll figure it out.:smoke:

would you settle for a bag of chisels (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1716433)?


li-lo
See what I did there?
jennysmurf
11-14-2008, 08:36 PM
See what I did there?

You're so clever! :wub: