I will probably never drink to excess again

[thepaulo]

for me it is too dangerous because clearly it reveals my darkest thoughts.
I am working on getting happy as the world falls apart.

[biggestmexi]

still moving to peoria?

[thepaulo]

believe it or not, yes...
Mel's family loves me.

[angelinad128]

Hang in there Paul O. A few months of some alone time will really help you out.

[biggestmexi]

believe it or not, yes...
Mel's family loves me.

Awesome. Peoria is a great place.

Some parts are iffy. But arent all larger cities like that? yes.

Good luck. Have fun.

[nate1000]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm_statue.jpg

[donnie_darko]

this should've been in the confessional.
oh wait, YOUR LIFE IS A MOVIE
m'bad.

and you'll be drunk within the hour.

[west milly Tom]

What's the over under on this bet?

[thepaulo]

I'll go have a nice walk at Busch Gardens after the show...have a couple of beers and that's it....
I might drink to excess just once more....under highly controlled, scientific conditions.

[RAAMONE]

I'll go have a nice walk at Busch Gardens after the show...have a couple of beers and that's it....
I might drink to excess just once more....under highly controlled, scientific conditions.

haha...it took one hour for you to go back on your word

[thepaulo]

haha...it took one hour for you to go back on your word

I'm laughing too....but actually I'm talking about something very specific I might do on the show when I go back up and see the boys.....Because things can get out of control very easily.....that's why I'm talking about very controlled conditions.


by the way...I've lost 50 lbs. since I made my infamous visit to NYC a few months ago.

[Warren Peace]

whoa...you're moving to Peoria?

[thepaulo]

whoa...you're moving to Peoria?


I want to get out of Tampa....and there's a ton of people up there who love me.

[NewYorkDragons80]

I want to get out of Tampa....and there's a ton of people up there who love me.

50 lbs?! When are you coming back to NY?

[commish13]

Attaboy Paul. Good job on the weight loss, and I hope you can get rid of that boozin' problem you got. Not only will it be good for you, but good for us. Maybe we'll get some of the good old school Showtime at the Paul-O and the Oscar blurbs going. I miss that from the early days on RnF on XM.

[jonyrotn]

Listen Paulie..
Michael Jackson will never be white,
but it definitely will not be for lack of trying..Becoming some kind of white women has become a labor of love if not a full, all out labor of life for this man..
He is tenacious in his effort, dogged in his pursuit and he won't give it up until he looks like some bastardized, hibrid, mashed up incarnation of King Olaf, Don King and Billie Jean King..

You Paulie, will quite possibly never find sobriety, if only because you out and out REFUSE to try and you out and out REFUSE to toil at it..
This is not some bat shit crazy women or some awful movie that you can abuse, neglect and permanently rid yourself of whenever the feeling strikes..
This is your health if not your mortality at stake here..
This shit is rapidly poisoning your body, your mind and as long as we're being honest here, I think your soul has taken and will continue to take a severe and thorough ass
thumping at the hands of your disease..
It's literally turning you into an hollow, sunken, lifeless vessle that trudges thru life like it's a chore..
You're not splitting the fuckin atom here Paulie, living a happy life is only as difficult as you make it and booze just causes all life's little troubles to congeal into one giamungous, seemingly insurmountable slippery slope..

You need to open your eyes to the fact that you're basicly challenging death to a game of chicken..You can only get away with mooning and spitting in the eye of the Grim Reaper for so long, at some point he's gonna bury his size 32½'s in your little brown eye and that I'm willing to bet is gonna smart like a mother fucker..
The ugly fact is, you refuse to apply one iota of due dilligence in this matter and that's why Michael Jackson will probably be the president of Scandinavia before you clean your act up..

God's speed Paulie..I wish you all the best but you'll need a lot more then me in your corner, you'll need something closer to a baby Jesus :innocent: and a dozen or so of his baby disciples..

Like the saying goes, "You can lead a horse face, welfare movie director to water but you can't make him bathe..":surrender:

Get sober Paul, the world's a better place with you in it..
And I mean that this time, I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass, again..:smile:

[Foster]

I'll go have a nice walk at Busch Gardens after the show...have a couple of beers and that's it....
I might drink to excess just once more....under highly controlled, scientific conditions.

as long as there's no one around to make you fell "guilty" about it

there's nothing wrong with drinking too excessively

[thepaulo]

wow....jonyrotn...I'm actually touched and a little choked up with your well-meaning rant....
I think it is full of cock-eyed wisdom....
but you have missed the point about me....
I don't drink that often.....so I'm not really an alcoholic....
what i am is someone who sees the abuse of alcohol....as
a key to a dark door into a world of oblivion I am afraid of but inevitably drawn to....
I don't want to drink to excess again because I am at that point now...
where it might be the point of no return.....
I realize that I'm not ready yet to cross that threshold.

[KingKill]

good choice but i will miss the radio gold that is you drunk

[Meataball23]

Good luck buddy, hope youre on the air more.

Like the genius Mr. B said, theres no replacement for time. Its absolutely the only thing that will make it better. With that said, if you can have people around and a nice environment to enjoy to control the binge drinking, I say go for it and enjoy yourself.

[thepaulo]

as crazy as my life has been, I think something good is gonna happen.....

[drjoek]

Paulo We all love you here at Ronfez.net
Stay strong budday

[Lady Resin]

as crazy as my life has been, I think something good is gonna happen.....

Wait for it.......:wink:

[west milly Tom]

wow....jonyrotn...I'm actually touched and a little choked up with your well-meaning rant....
I think it is full of cock-eyed wisdom....
but you have missed the point about me....
I don't drink that often.....so I'm not really an alcoholic....
what i am is someone who sees the abuse of alcohol....as
a key to a dark door into a world of oblivion I am afraid of but inevitably drawn to....
I don't want to drink to excess again because I am at that point now...
where it might be the point of no return.....
I realize that I'm not ready yet to cross that threshold.



There's nothing darker then coming face to face with Twat-O, and you did it.
I love ya Paul, for some reason your epic has always touched me rather profoundly. I believe if you don't give up, the goodness that IS in you will lead you down a fulfilling path. The darkness that draws on you will only win if you let it, and nobody wants that...not even you.

[Knowledged_one]

I wish you would drink drain-o to excess.
you do this all to yourself and the shame is you get your own forum here to do it in and prattle on about it. Grow up and act like an adult

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Check this shit out,
I was just talking to PaulO on the phone and we're making plans to get together with some other listeners this sunday down here in sunny Fl. But the crazy shit is that PaulO asked me straight out if I could get some Heroin, a few needles and some Cherry Flavored Jolly Ranchers. I told him I wasn't sure about the Jolly Ranchers but I have a guy that can get the other stuff. He said that it wasn't for him, it was for his nephew (who's only thirteen) and his friends. Poor, poor PaulO. It's a damn shame he's reaching out to such things as Jolly Ranchers. They'll do nothing but rot your teeth.

[scottinnj]

I will probably never drink to excess again

What's wrong with the drink you got? It tastes pretty good don't it?

[thepaulo]

I wish you would drink drain-o to excess.
you do this all to yourself and the shame is you get your own forum here to do it in and prattle on about it. Grow up and act like an adult

draino would be an awful thing to drink you sick bastard.

[thepaulo]

Chuckwagon should have posted at least one picture from last night in this thread.

[midwestjeff]

Chuckwagon should have posted at least one picture from last night in this thread.

I think he is waiting for page 12.

Be patient.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/d0f/d0f51f4361f1745b7174fdf4dad9077a.jpg?ts=1226971711

This is The PaulO's wicked ride.

Envy this shit.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/3bf/3bf38881c99c33737997cb3e2f4acf26.jpg?ts=1226971871

This is The PaulO's kitchen.

It was here that I felt some "Cold Spots".

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

It was here I spotted a "Alien Being."
Look just to the right of the flash bulb reflection

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/a69/a693218d340f8ca1453996ece2e246b6.jpg?ts=1226972077

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Of all the pictures I took last night this one speaks the most to me.

This is a picture of The PaulO's fire place.

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/81e/81e839de0722b495dd092afc62425d3d.jpg?ts=1226972248

Is that line of "Gray Mist" that is in the upper part of the inside of the fire place which is right next to the lamp, an apparition? Was Gail O there last night? I think I felt her. By all means I ate some old candy of hers.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

And then you got this little gem.

For Gods Sake Man, it's The PaulO on his floor watching Ronnie B. on his TV.

Priceless!

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/4d6/4d6c22ae209d85a35c56e96156d757f4.jpg?ts=1226972741

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

What's that you got?

A hot dog up your ass?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/108.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I LOVE THIS ONE TOO.

BETIDONT BUYING SOME BEER AT GASPAR'S PACKAGE STORE.


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/028.jpg

[Jubjubs]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/mcjubjub/paulOsig.jpg


Do you have any idea how hard it was not to put my name on this? I give and I give and I give.

[Annie Waits]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/mcjubjub/paulOsig.jpg


Do you have any idea how hard it was not to put my name on this? I give and I give and I give.

that's cool sigpic, i want one

[Jubjubs]

that's cool sigpic, i want one

I figured since Paul is thinking of making some changes he could start with adding a sig. It seems much easier than not drinking to excess.

[thepaulo]

I figured since Paul is thinking of making some changes he could start with adding a sig. It seems much easier than not drinking to excess.

I've asked mikeyboy to help me with a sig pic but he's waiting for me to send a barrage of harrassment his way.



(It is a gorgeous sig pic though)

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/mcjubjub/paulOsig.jpg


Do you have any idea how hard it was not to put my name on this? I give and I give and I give.

I've asked mikeyboy to help me with a sig pic but he's waiting for me to send a barrage of harrassment his way.



(It is a gorgeous sig pic though)
I think what jubs was saying PaulO was that he made this sigpic just for you. I'm sure it's just as easy as a copy and paste to your sig builder in the user cp section of your ronfez account.
That's your new sigpic PaulO. Take it.

[thepaulo]

I think what jubs was saying PaulO was that he made this sigpic just for you. I'm sure it's just as easy as a copy and paste to your sig builder in the user cp section of your ronfez account.
That's your new sigpic PaulO. Take it.


nothing is easy for me....I'm hopeless...Mel use to do stuff like this for me.

but with the Gap stuff coming out in a couple of weeks a bunch of people are helping me cleanup my act.

[reillyluck]

nothing is easy for me....I'm hopeless...Mel use to do stuff like this for me.

but with the Gap stuff coming out in a couple of weeks a bunch of people are helping me cleanup my act.

would you like me to add it to your profile for you?

[Don Stugots]

Paulo, I lost your number, call me back please.

[thepaulo]

would you like me to add it to your profile for you?

thank you thank you....bless you

[NewYorkDragons80]

What's that you got?

A hot dog up your ass?

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/108.jpg

That expression is priceless.

[ndr]

would you like me to add it to your profile for you?

total shoot here but I thinking reillyluck would agree GAP should premiere on the small screen...THE VERY SMALL (genitalia) SCREEN!!!

ahGEE GEE GEE!

[thepaulo]

I just went to Chuckwagon's restaurant....
the man is an artist, a genius, a god, a mensch, a gentleman and a scholar, a
star child visitor from a universe far far way....
and a very,very,very,very good chef....I even got real truffles.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

It was all just a reflection of you PaulO. You deserved that dinner. Your a great man. I'de even consider you a good friend. Anytime buddy. Anytime.

[thepaulo]

And now apparently you've pissed off a bunch of people on the board...this is too funny....
I guess I just don't get the problem.

[Boogie in Va]

Paul, Take care of yourself. You have had it hard for the last few years. Relax and take it easy. Go see and talk to friends. Your spots on the show are priceless. You play along well with the boys.
Drinking in excess is not a solution to anything. I am not telling you to stop drinking, just slow it down some. Getting stupid drunk by yourself is not good either. If thats the case, you have a problem. Drinking with friends is another thing. Enjoy your drinks, and the company of friends. Just know your limit.
Hope to hear you after the break. Try to have a good Thanksgiving.

[thepaulo]

Thank you very much....I appreciate it.

[thepaulo]

I'm enjoying a glass of Southern Comfort.

[Hottub]

Here we go.

Strap in, folks.

[thepaulo]

I'm drinking like a respectable southern gentleman.

[Hottub]

Then you'll be puking your guts up by nine.




Oh yeah. You're from the Bronx. Remeber?

[razorboy]

I'm enjoying a glass of Southern Comfort.

What, are you working your way up to wine coolers? Drink like a man.

[midwestjeff]

Here we go.

Strap in, folks.

I'm always strapped, mo' fucka.

[thepaulo]

Then you'll be puking your guts up by nine.




Oh yeah. You're from the Bronx. Remeber?

How do you know I'm from the Bronx. I was born at Bronx Hospital. Can you find my real mother?

[thepaulo]

What, are you working your way up to wine coolers? Drink like a man.

I'm not working up to wine coolers. I have a southern comfort in one hand and a wine cooler in the other.

[Contra]

Put some Jack in that other hand and double fist like a man!

[thepaulo]

okay...I'm breaking out the Crown Royale.

[razorboy]

Are you raiding a seventy-five year old woman's liquor cabinet?

[thepaulo]

Are you raiding a seventy-five year old woman's liquor cabinet?

yes

[Contra]

yes

Don't forget to pour some out, for respect

[red_red_red]

call me paulo
right now plz
i'll pm my # if need be

[Suspect Chin]

call me paulo
right now plz
i'll pm my # if need be


Oh stop trying to save people from their own demise would ya?

[midwestjeff]

Are you raiding a seventy-five year old woman's liquor cabinet?

I bet he is squeezing it out of Janis Joplin's decomposed liver. Paulo is pure class.

Oh stop trying to save people from their own demise would ya?

:lol::lol::lol:
Fucking hilarious.

[thepaulo]

I have a boat drink and I'm getting on the floating lounge chair.

[red_red_red]

Oh stop trying to save people from their own demise would ya?
you are the dumb
srsly
who do ya think taught him how to drink?

[Suspect Chin]

you are the dumb
srsly
who do ya think taught him how to drink?


I are the dumb?

Unless you're 100, this can't possibly be true.

[midwestjeff]

you are the dumb
srsly
who do ya think taught him how to drink?


Gailo.

No wait, she taught him how to take pills.

[red_red_red]

I are the dumb?

Unless you're 100, this can't possibly be true.
:blink:
this guy doesn't get jokes

:drunk: paulo

[razorboy]

I have a boat drink and I'm getting on the floating lounge chair.

That sounds like a recipe for success. Do you have adult supervision?

[thepaulo]

:blink:
this guy doesn't get jokes

:drunk: paulo


HE'S A DRUNKEN STUMBLEBUM WHAT THERFUCK

[Hottub]

I have Jefe on standby.

[red_red_red]

this will end well
:drunk:

[thepaulo]

Fuck Eljefe

[Suspect Chin]

:blink:
this guy doesn't get jokes



Where was the joke?

[thepaulo]

Where was the joke?

WE'RE LAUGHING!!

[Hottub]

Fuck Eljefe

Again?

[red_red_red]

HE'S A DRUNKEN STUMBLEBUM WHAT THERFUCK
HE"S ROOTING FOR YE DEMISE!! DEATH TO INFIDELS!!

[Suspect Chin]

HE"S ROOTING FOR YE DEMISE!! DEATH TO INFIDELS!!

A V3 inside joke?

[Hottub]

HE"S ROOTING FOR YE DEMISE!! DEATH TO INFIDELS!!

DEATH TO THE SOBER AND THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!

[Hottub]

A V3 inside joke?

What's that?

[thepaulo]

A V3 inside joke?

MESSAGEBOARDWARS!!!!!

[red_red_red]

WE'RE LAUGHING!!
:laugh:
and drinkin with toddlers!!!!!
:drunk:

[Contra]

What's that?

Your guilty pleasure

[red_red_red]

DEATH TO THE SOBER AND THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!
FUCK THE MAN AND THE GHEYS!!
BEER IS GOD!!

[thepaulo]

Fuckdrunkengays

[Hottub]

:laugh:
and drinkin with toddlers!!!!!
:drunk:


http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[red_red_red]

MESSAGEBOARDWARS!!!!!
winners get free booze?

[Hottub]

winners get free booze?



:hottub:


*edit* CRAP!!!!!!!

[thepaulo]

winners get free booze?



I love free stuff.

[red_red_red]

:hottub:


*edit* CRAP!!!!!!!
WAS THAT A FUCKING JOKE?!?!
ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!?
THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!

:laugh:
:drunk:
fuck i miss you creeps

[Hottub]

I love free stuff.

It aint free. Usually costs at least a BJ.

[Hottub]

It aint free. Usually costs at least a BJ.

Just ask Red.:innocent:

[thepaulo]

It aint free. Usually costs at least a BJ.

I blow rasberries

[red_red_red]

I love free stuff.

especially if it's booze
boozy mc boozerson
:laugh:
k..i gotta bail but i'll be around for the show tomorrow
consider that a warning
:drunk:

[thepaulo]

especially if it's booze
boozy mc boozerson
:laugh:
k..i gotta bail but i'll be around for the show tomorrow
consider that a warning
:drunk:


I'm laying naked on the cool tile

[red_red_red]

Just ask Red.:innocent:
cocksucker is my job title

peace you drunken creeps

[Hottub]

I blow black dudes

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[razorboy]

Just remember to pass out on your stomach.

[thepaulo]

Just remember to pass out on your stomach.

but that will make my butt accessable

[Hottub]

but that will make my butt accessable

:wub:

[thepaulo]

:wub:

it's spoken for.

[Hottub]

it's spoken for.

Hunks!!!

[thepaulo]

you guys are driving me to drink.

[IamFogHat]

you guys are driving me to drink.

Are you talking to us or your demons?

[thepaulo]

Having a nice drink.

[razorboy]

Having a nice drink.

Keep drinking until it gets mean.