What happens when topless_mike goes pantless?

[topless_mike]

http://babydurland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/test.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Congrats! When is the due date?

[KingGeno]

Congrats! :clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

http://babydurland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/test.jpg

that is the scariest thing i could ever see!:ohmy:



congrats budday!:clap::thumbup: now sell some of those extra strings on your basses and buy some baby toys!!!

[~Katja~]

wohooo! exciting!

I always love when people get prego and have kids and I can live it through them and not have to carry another child myself...


Congratulations

my guess for due date... May 2009

[Hottub]

I know what you did!!!!!






Congrats, man.

[topless_mike]

prelim due date is 6/29, but sean was born 3 weeks early, so im guessing a flag-day birthday.

i pray to god. i dont want to have to hear about being preggo in the summer heat.

[EliSnow]

Congrats, mike!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

congrats, can't wait for another topless_jr.

[Dougie Brootal]

congrats, can't for for another topless_jr.

wtf?!?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wtf?!?

its a typo

thank you grammar jesus

[Dougie Brootal]

can't wait for another topless_jr.

especially if its a girl!

ba-dum tshhhh!

[drjoek]

Congrats budday. Great news.

[Don Stugots]

Great news bro.

[Furtherman]

'Atta boy!!! Congratulations!

[reillyluck]

Happy Embarazada!!!!!!!!!!

[drusilla]

congrats!!!

[Fallon]

Way to go Mike!

[Tall_James]

I know what you did!!!!!.

This thread is useless without pictures.


Congratulations!

[WampusCrandle]

hooooly shit! Congrats, Mike!!:clap::clap:

[ChrisTheCop]

I've never been so scared to open a baby thread!

I'm so relieved...and happy for ya! Congrats!!!

[El Mudo]

Congrats buddy!

[topless_mike]

and we've got............






























wait for it.......









































































penis !
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/sean/BABY_16.jpg

PIA was so sure it was going to be a girl.. having a girl would scare the shit out of me.
kind of relieved its a boy...

[ANC]

Slipped one passed the goalie eh? CONGRATS MIKE!!!! :clap::clap::clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

Congrats!!!

[Devo37]

congrats. when's the baby shower at the Crowe's Nest?

[topless_mike]

congrats. when's the baby shower at the Crowe's Nest?



ha
tlm's not popular enough for a shower.

[Gvac]

Congratulations brother!

According to hammersavage this means you're going to be a dad and not a mom!

[Don Stugots]

another kid? you are trying to start your own baseball team.

[~Katja~]

yay for more boys!!!!

Boys are fun, girls are adorable though... but boys rule!

[Friday]

now who's cummy?

nicely done!

[topless_mike]

another kid? you are trying to start your own baseball team.

if i was, they wouldnt be half as sexy as marc is in that uniform.

[cougarjake13]

congrats on the topless mike jr :clap::clap::clap:

[topless_mike]

t-minus 4 weeks now.

ugh.

[boosterp]

Well budday I wish the best for you and Mrs. Topless.

[~Katja~]

t-minus 4 weeks now.

ugh.

only 10 weeks away from regular sex again... :clap:

[ANC]

t-minus 4 weeks now.

ugh.

:clap: Excellent...

You and Servo are my window into the future... :unsure:

[biggirl]

t-minus 4 weeks now.

ugh.

are you thinking of the lack of sleep? Good Luck! Can't wait to hear the details.

[topless_mike]

:clap: Excellent...

You and Servo are my window into the future... :unsure:

can i borrow your twic? i may need it to take a long walk off your short pier...

[ANC]

can i borrow your twic? i may need it to take a long walk off your short pier...

:lol: Holy Shit! POTD!

That made my coworkers look at me funny for chuckling too loud...:laugh:

[khaxzan]

http://babydurland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/test.jpg

Is it possible for me to deep throat his tiny penis for a cookie?

[topless_mike]

i have this nagging feeling that we are looking at june 10th. dont know why. full moon is june 7th.

[Jughead]

i have this nagging feeling that we are looking at june 10th. dont know why. full moon is june 7th.

My son's birthday grats mike...

[topless_mike]

well, today at the doc, he told PIA that she's 2cm and has between 3-10 days, max.

i really dont know how to feel.

[~Katja~]

well, today at the doc, he told PIA that she's 2cm and has between 3-10 days, max.

i really dont know how to feel.
congrats on your June 18 baby! They are the best!

[ANC]

well, today at the doc, he told PIA that she's 2cm and has between 3-10 days, max.

i really dont know how to feel.

:thumbup:

Congrats! Mike...

The wife told me today we've got 7-11 weeks left.

[~Katja~]

get her this, supposedly it guarantees a quicker labor
http://www.maternitysalad.com/

[topless_mike]

get her this, supposedly it guarantees a quicker labor
http://www.maternitysalad.com/

her first labor was a cool 2 hours, maybe 20 min of actual work.

we dont want a quicker labor. we are nervous that she'll sneeze and *plop* baby on floor.

[~Katja~]

[/quote=topless_mike;2290149/]her first labor was a cool 2 hours, maybe 20 min of actual work.

we dont want a quicker labor. we are nervous that she'll sneeze and *plop* baby on floor.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAAHA


just the visual made me LOL

[topless_mike]

any day now....

[~Katja~]

any day now....

good, I thought I had missed it

[biggirl]

any day now....

Or any minute now...it is June 10th.

[topless_mike]

Or any minute now...it is June 10th.

i know.
she had a 4:10 dr appt.
i have a feeling i am getting a phone call of "meet me at the hospital"

[~Katja~]

4:10? what kinda doctor makes appointments in 10 minute increments?

I am going to predict an overnight run to the hospital...

[ANC]

i know.
she had a 4:10 dr appt.
i have a feeling i am getting a phone call of "meet me at the hospital"

:clap: Go topless_baby Go! :clap:

[topless_mike]

4:45.
i think i am in the clear. no phone call yet. guess no news is good news.

[topless_mike]

we're in the clear....for now.

still any day, though.

[topless_mike]

well, nothing yet. she has her dr appt again tomorrow.
i have a feeling he may induce her. i dont know.

anyways, to make her feel better, i took her on a nordstrom and crate n barrel shopping spree yesterday. i think it made her day.

[biggirl]

anyways, to make her feel better, i took her on a nordstrom and crate n barrel shopping spree yesterday. i think it made her day.


Will you get a divorce and marry me? Or at least give Rhino some "good husband" pointers.

Good Luck...I will be thinking about you guys and waiting to hear the news.

[topless_mike]

well, current update: (if you actually give a shit)

dr still says anyday now, although there was minimal change from last week.
she still could go any day now, but if she doesnt by 6/24, the dr will induce her.

[biggirl]

well, current update: (if you actually give a shit)

dr still says anyday now, although there was minimal change from last week.
she still could go any day now, but if she doesnt by 6/24, the dr will induce her.

poor girl....good luck.

[topless_mike]

Wait For It...





























Wait For It....




















(what Fucking Time Is It?)

[topless_mike]

Welcome Derek Ethan born 6/22/09, 5:15am. 20-1/4" Long 7lbs 10 oz
Mom is recovering and shorty is under the warmer, so I a bit of time by myself. I was going to grab some breakfast, but I just wanted to share the news.

[topless_mike]

Oh, by the way, her water popped at 4:35, and she gave bith 45 min later. Ill tell the story later.

[jonnyAK]

congrabulations gentle sir!

[Hottub]

Congrats!!:clap:

[~Katja~]

Welcome Derek Ethan born 6/22/09, 5:15am. 20-1/4" Long 7lbs 10 oz
Mom is recovering and shorty is under the warmer, so I a bit of time by myself. I was going to grab some breakfast, but I just wanted to share the news.
he waited for me to be back so I won't miss it... what a sweet boy :wub:

Congratulations!

[led37zep]

Congrats Topless Mike! That's AWESOME!

When do do we arrange for a baby battle royal between baby topless and baby lleeder?

[JerseyRich]

Yay! Another little bass player has joined us!

Congrats Mike!

[ANC]

Welcome Derek Ethan born 6/22/09, 5:15am. 20-1/4" Long 7lbs 10 oz
Mom is recovering and shorty is under the warmer, so I a bit of time by myself. I was going to grab some breakfast, but I just wanted to share the news.

:clap: CONGRATS MIKE AND THE TOPLESS FAMILY!!!!!!!!! :clap:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41cSGXXjiXL._AA280_.jpg

EXCELLENT WORK!!!

[Servo]

Congrats to you and your lady, Mike!

[biggirl]

YAY!! Congrats! Can't wait to see pics!!

[Friday]

Congratulations to you both! Yay!

[topless_mike]

Thanks all for your kind wishes..
im uploading some pix now. im fucking beat. seriously.

[topless_mike]

as promised...

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_z2NN4tnKsio/SkBFlkQ6qMI/AAAAAAAAADQ/a2_iiX0T1d8/s720/P6220068.JPG
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_z2NN4tnKsio/SkBFtq93ITI/AAAAAAAAADY/o6Xfgl_q6jE/s720/P6220082.JPG
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_z2NN4tnKsio/SkBF0LSC9SI/AAAAAAAAADc/FR1Iz4RDdwQ/s576/P6220084.JPG
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_z2NN4tnKsio/SkBF0mBTVvI/AAAAAAAAADg/jwWT7At_CRk/s720/P6220085.JPG
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_z2NN4tnKsio/SkBF7Wks3zI/AAAAAAAAADk/HtFP1VZj3fw/s720/P6220102.JPG

[~Katja~]

damn it I cant see them... can you host them here or on FB?

[topless_mike]

damn it I cant see them... can you host them here or on FB?

working on it...


Fixed.

[biggirl]

Thanks all for your kind wishes..
im uploading some pix now. im fucking beat. seriously.

Why so tired?

[biggirl]

Your newborn looks just like my son did when he was born. Rhino told me that all newborns look the same.

Congrats...you have a beautiful family. Thanks for sharing the pics.