My dick is inverting itself!

[Rube]

Hey buddy Doc,
This is true, lately my dick has been inverting itself into my ball/pubic area. What I mean is, it crawls up inside itself. Mostly when I am sitting or lying down. It is very uncomfortable and I tend to pick at it to bring it out. But it always crawls back in. To be honest, it freaks me out a little.
I don't have a extra small cock or anything like that. It's probably around 5 1/2 to 6 inches fully hard. Good girth and all too. My Gal likes it. She can't get all the way down her throat. What I'm trying to say is, I don't have a really small one.
Why now? Is it my diet? My alcohol consumption? Are there any exercises I can do?
Signed,
Sick of pickin' at it.

[Dr Steve]

Hey buddy Doc,
This is true, lately my dick has been inverting itself into my ball/pubic area. What I mean is, it crawls up inside itself. Mostly when I am sitting or lying down. It is very uncomfortable and I tend to pick at it to bring it out. But it always crawls back in. To be honest, it freaks me out a little.
I don't have a extra small cock or anything like that. It's probably around 5 1/2 to 6 inches fully hard. Good girth and all too. My Gal likes it. She can't get all the way down her throat. What I'm trying to say is, I don't have a really small one.
Why now? Is it my diet? My alcohol consumption? Are there any exercises I can do?
Signed,
Sick of pickin' at it.

Rube:

The question remains what your weight is. In general, the penis rarely actually retracts into the body, rather the body envelops the penis. The pubic fat pad often is large enough to envelop the normal male penis, without having to be morbidly overweight.

Losing weight adds inches to penis size (it's all relative and "apparent" size, but its something)...for every 35 lbs, you gain 1 inch of penis length.

Let me know if weight is an issue...if not, I still have a few ideas.

your friend,


Steve

PS: Check out this thread: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71697

[TripleSkeet]

)..for every 35 lbs, you gain 1 inch of penis length.



This should be the slogan for every weight loss company in the country.

[Fezticle98]

Mr. Rube,

Question for you: Does it bleed once a month? Cause that may be a vagina you have.

[Melrapuo]

Losing weight adds inches to penis size (it's all relative and "apparent" size, but its something)...for every 35 lbs, you gain 1 inch of penis length.[/url]

Got about a half inch to go. :D

[drjoek]

I reaffirm my vote for Rube as listener of the year.

[FUNKMAN]

tieing a 35 pound dumbell to your penis makes it longer too

[SatCam]

tieing a 35 pound dumbell to your penis makes it longer too

I thought that was how they grew back foreskin

[Rube]

Rube:

Let me know if weight is an issue...if not, I still have a few ideas.

your friend,


Steve
Yah, I did gain some weight this last few months. And upon closer self examination of my pubic area, it's pretty damn meaty down there, all in the wrong spot of course. Today I will stop drinking less carbonation and eating fast food. :thumbup:

P.S. I already miss the beer. :down:

[Whiskeyportal]

Yah, I did gain some weight this last few months. And upon closer self examination of my pubic area, it's pretty damn meaty down there, all in the wrong spot of course. Today I will stop drinking less carbonation and eating fast food. :thumbup:

P.S. I already miss the beer. :down:

:lol::lol:

[albo60s]

:lol::lol:

mother nature is cruel. The only place we want to get bigger & yet its the only place where fat doesn't accumulate.

[joethebartender]

Losing weight adds inches to penis size (it's all relative and "apparent" size, but its something)...for every 35 lbs, you gain 1 inch of penis length.

I knew I had an extra 5 inches somewhere!:thumbup:

[Dr Steve]

mother nature is cruel. The only place we want to get bigger & yet its the only place where fat doesn't accumulate.

I never thought of it that way before, what's up with that? A cruel joke of nature. :-(

[FezsAssistant]

I've got a cure! Stop looking at pics of Obama's wife.