why was he banned?

[sailor]

i think we might all benefit from a thread detailing why various folk were banned. maybe this could include links as well. i figure either the mods or interested bystanders can keep the rest of us up-to-date.

for instance, i just noticed midwestjeff was on vacation and this has really piques my interest. anyone got an idea what happened?

[ozzie]

i think we might all benefit from a thread detailing why various folk were banned. maybe this could include links as well. i figure either the mods or interested bystanders can keep the rest of us up-to-date.

for instance, i just noticed midwestjeff was on vacation and this has really piques my interest. anyone got an idea what happened?

At the risk of becoming another Westley, if I'm curious, I usually click on the person's name, then look at "view more posts by midwestjeff", and see what the last thing that person wrote.

It Jeff's case, his last post was "Your Mom's Box", in today's listening thread. Check there for more info, and you'll see why.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

i think we might all benefit from a thread detailing why various folk were banned. maybe this could include links as well. i figure either the mods or interested bystanders can keep the rest of us up-to-date.

for instance, i just noticed midwestjeff was on vacation and this has really piques my interest. anyone got an idea what happened?

it was in today's listening thread, the final page or 2. The post that earned the ban was deleted. He announced that he was going to post a nude pic as an act of defiance or something, and warned people at work that he was going to do so. When I refreshed, a post from him was deleted and he was banned.

[Doogie]

You need to be quiet or the "others" will hear you. You dont want to disappear yourself, do ya??

[MisterSmith]

i think we might all benefit from a thread detailing why various folk were banned. maybe this could include links as well. i figure either the mods or interested bystanders can keep the rest of us up-to-date.

for instance, i just noticed midwestjeff was on vacation and this has really piques my interest. anyone got an idea what happened?

Midwestjeff posted a nude tranny pic in the listening thread this afternoon. He was just trying to be shocking and mods/admins had warned against posting nudes (Friday to be specific).

He even titled his message "your mom's box" so he knew what the end result would be.

[Furtherman]

You saw a weather balloon.

You want your kids to make it to school tomorrow? You saw a weather balloon.

[Hottub]

You ask too many questions, son.

[Whiskeyportal]

:down: poor little jeffy

[Don Stugots]

Zing!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fuck

mwjeff was funnier than 95 % of you people


I do like his blaze of glory post to get banned

[TheMojoPin]

He was banned for being a dirty Cardinals fan.

sailor was banned for being an insufferable anus.

[ChimneyFish]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashedpotatoes.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

He was banned for being a dirty Cardinals fan.

sailor was banned for being an insufferable anus.


but but , people just voted that they like sailor


god thank god the Bears came back, there wold have been 100 bannings if the Bears lost to the Lions

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, I didn't ban them.

I'm just offering my opinions as to why they were.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mojo why dont u change your board name to Hatey McHatesalot

you have more hate than 10 others combined

[TheMojoPin]

I don't hate.

I just anti-love.

[Ritalin]

This is all very shocking.

[IMSlacker]

sailor blasphemed power pop. That was justification enough for a banning.

[Heather 8]

Midwestjeff posted a nude tranny pic in the listening thread this afternoon. He was just trying to be shocking and mods/admins had warned against posting nudes (Friday to be specific).


Friday's a mod? Since when?

[Hottub]

slacker supported power pop!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Friday's a mod? Since when?

Yeah!!

[mikeyboy]

sailor got banned?

[IMSlacker]

It was the shortest banning I've ever seen.

[IMSlacker]

It says I'm "On Vacation", yet I still post away. I'm ban proof motherfuckers!

[Hottub]

Just messing.
You want to test Ban proof??

[IMSlacker]

Ah. So is that like a "On Vacation" mod quote?

[Hottub]

If you say so...

[donnie_darko]

i should be a mod, mainly due to my sunglasses.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why was Stugots banned?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the ban hamster is loose, run for the hills

[Hottub]

Why was Stugots banned?

Douchebag?

[ChimneyFish]

Why was Stugots banned?

It's all part of the administrator's "anti-breast pic" agenda.



Well I say, "Viva!!!! Viva la revolucion!!!!"

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/gots-2.jpg

[CofyCrakCocaine]

No. You meant viva viagra.

b3n!@!$

[Doogie]

Why was Stugots banned?

Because you touch yourself whenever you see photos of RonFez.net girls...

[RhinoinMN]

mwj is a filthy buffet eating liar. He claims to be Midwestern, but resides in Tennessee.

I say good.

[Jughead]

mwj is a filthy buffet eating liar. He claims to be Midwestern, but resides in Tennessee.

I say good.

WHAT??????......And he told me happy birthday from the heartland...:wallbash:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

mwj is a filthy buffet eating liar. He claims to be Midwestern, but resides in Tennessee.

I say good.

who would want to pretend they were from the shit stain which is the Midwest

[Hottub]

Uh, Jughead...?

The Heartland is a buffet joint.
You have to peel your own shrimp, but the Cream of "x" soup is pretty good. The salad is fresh, but stay away from the ribs.
Ooffah!!

[ChimneyFish]

'Round these parts it's "old Country Buffet".

Nice place to be after doing 4 foot bong hits.:smoke:

[JustJon]

I don't hate.

I just anti-love.

We love hate.
We hate love.

[EddieMoscone]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashedpotatoes.jpg

He stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes?

[BlackSpider]

He stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes?

They ban you for that ??? :glurps:

[ChimneyFish]

He stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes?

If it's that kinda party, youse gots to do what youse gots to do.

[keithy_19]

I don't think I'll ever get banned.

Yeah, go ahead and do it. I dare ya!




























...just kidding...
::banning::

[Friday]

Friday's a mod? Since when?

uh... i think he meant that they were warned 'on' Friday... meaning the day of the week.
not the person.

and I think subconsciously Jeff wanted to be banned from the interwebs for a spell.

[MisterSmith]

Friday's a mod? Since when?

:lol: Friday the day of the week, not Friday the board member.

It was stated on Friday, October 31 that nude pics are not allowed in the listening thread (or the board). Somebody tricked a noob into posting "the page 12 nude pic of the day" and the mods refreshed everybody on the policy of no nudes.

[disneyspy]

You need to be quiet or the "others" will hear you. You dont want to disappear yourself, do ya??
if you were mostly postin here before the fba crash of 8/15,you're an other
who would want to pretend they were from the shit stain which is the Midwest

you sumamabitch

and that deleatin was QUICK! i was readin along and didnt even get to see the damn picture,i feel cheated,i'll never pee durin a page 12 listenin thread again

[Don Stugots]

It's all part of the administrator's "anti-breast pic" agenda.



Well I say, "Viva!!!! Viva la revolucion!!!!"

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/gots-2.jpg


I miss those sigs.

I was banned?

[disneyspy]

uh... i think he meant that they were warned 'on' Friday... meaning the day of the week.
not the person.

and I think subconsciously Jeff wanted to be banned from the interwebs for a spell.

anybody ever notice that friday and mwjeff are never postin at the same time?
im just sayin...

[MisterSmith]

if you were mostly postin here before the fba crash of 8/15,you're an other


you sumamabitch

and that deleatin was QUICK! i was readin along and didnt even get to see the damn picture,i feel cheated,i'll never pee durin a page 12 listenin thread again

Don't feel cheated; I can never un-see that. Jeff chose to post a nude tranny. She/it wasn't even passable other than having some "girl parts." :glurps:

[Jughead]

Uh, Jughead...?

The Heartland is a buffet joint.
You have to peel your own shrimp, but the Cream of "x" soup is pretty good. The salad is fresh, but stay away from the ribs.
Ooffah!!

Nice gets me nothing here that is why I stay...:smile:

[Don Stugots]

Friday's a mod? Since when?

[sailor]

You need to be quiet or the "others" will hear you. You dont want to disappear yourself, do ya??

i was replying how i half-expected to be banned when i was. smart of me to wait till i was leaving work before starting the thread.

[Hottub]

i was replying how i half-expected to be banned when i was. smart of me to wait till i was leaving work before starting the thread.

You really are smart.

[Don Stugots]

You really are smart.

ouch.

[Devo37]

just what the mods need: a ronfez.net Civilian Complaint Review Board. :huh:

[EliSnow]

just what the mods need: a ronfez.net Civilian Complaint Review Board. :huh:



Great. Now we're going all have to get union reps.

And we can't be questioned within 24 hours of a banning.

[TooLowBrow]

Great. Now we're going all have to get union reps.

And we can't be questioned within 24 hours of a banning.

if there is a union... can we get a dental plan? because lisa needs braces

[EliSnow]

why was he banned?

Son, we post on a board with threads and those threads need to be guarded by men with ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? You, King Hippos Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for midwest jeff and curse the mods; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided entertainment and that the mods' existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves order.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want the mods on those threads, you need them on those threads. We use words like On Vacation, mod quotes and 300 x 100 pixels. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who posts and looks at the Hot Chick Pic Thread under the blanket of the very freedom provided by the mods and then questions the manner in which they provide it.

I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you man your computer and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn about what you think you are entitled to.

[Misteriosa]

You Cant Handle The Truth!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Son, we post on a board with threads and those threads need to be guarded by men with ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? You, King Hippos Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for midwest jeff and curse the mods; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided entertainment and that the mods' existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves order.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want the mods on those threads, you need them on those threads. We use words like On Vacation, mod quotes and 300 x 100 pixels. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who posts and looks at the Hot Chick Pic Thread under the blanket of the very freedom provided by the mods and then questions the manner in which they provide it.

I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you man your computer and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn about what you think you are entitled to.

why is hottub's sig allowed to be bigger than the 300X 100

(the hot tub in block letters)

[Devo37]

Son, we post on a board with threads and those threads need to be guarded by men with ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? You, King Hippos Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for midwest jeff and curse the mods; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided entertainment and that the mods' existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves order.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want the mods on those threads, you need them on those threads. We use words like On Vacation, mod quotes and 300 x 100 pixels. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who posts and looks at the Hot Chick Pic Thread under the blanket of the very freedom provided by the mods and then questions the manner in which they provide it.

I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you man your computer and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn about what you think you are entitled to.

:thumbup::lol::clap:

[jauble]

anybody ever notice that friday and mwjeff are never postin at the same time?
im just sayin...

Ehh I one time saw MWJ's balls and friday laughing in the same chatroom. It was a rough night.

[brettmojo]

why is hottub's sig allowed to be bigger than the 300X 100

(the hot tub in block letters)
Obama>?

[Hottub]

why is hottub's sig allowed to be bigger than the 300X 100

(the hot tub in block letters)

Check it again, Junior. EXACTLY 300x100

[Hottub]

Ehh I one time saw MWJ's balls and friday laughing in the same chatroom. It was a rough night.

I tried to suppress that night, Jaubs. Thanks a lot.:wallbash:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

why is hottub's sig allowed to be bigger than the 300X 100

(the hot tub in block letters)
'Cuz he's a hypocritical Sig Nazi and wants to rub your face in it.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/elisnow.jpg



I keed ! I keed !

[epo]

mwj is a filthy buffet eating liar. He claims to be Midwestern, but resides in Tennessee.

I say good.

I don't tolerate fake Midwesterns. You are either with us or you are against us.

[Hottub]

Against.

[mikeyboy]

Against.

.

[epo]

Against.

Good. We want to know our enemies.

[Don Stugots]

Against.

Same here. EPO, you are cool and all but if it is the East Coast vs. some 3rd world country people, i go East Side.

[Annie Waits]

i was banned one week for typing "i miss chuckwagoncook"

some people have way too much time on their hands at work!!

[WillfulBoy]

Why was Stugots banned?

For the entertainment of the mods. Isn't it obvious?

[jauble]

For the entertainment of the mods. Isn't it obvious?

Well to answer your question Maximus Desimus Meridius, yes I am entertained and yes this is why I am here.

[Doogie]

You really are smart.

Ha ha ha...I really enjoyed that reply. It gave me a good guffaw...

[torker]

Christ has died
Christ has risen
Christ will be banned again

[KHB]

why was I banned

[mikeyboy]

why was I banned

Dunno. I retired from Hippo banning.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

why was I banned
Great first post dick. What a N00B !



Welcome to RonFez.net

[disneyspy]

Great first post dick. What a N00B !



Welcome to RonFez.net

theres a new kid in town...

[mikeyboy]

I don't wanna hear it.

[sailor]

You really are smart.

was i banned again?

[Houston]

Son, we post on a board with blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla. You weep for blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla grotesque and iblablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla, you need them on those threads. We use words like blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla. We use blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla who posts and looks at the blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla freedom blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla.

I would rather you just blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla. Otherwise, I suggest that you blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla and stand a post. Either way, blablaBLABLALBLABLAblablabla.
What?

[IamPixie]

What?

seems like an awful lot of work to edit that entire post.

[yojimbo7248]

why is hottub's sig allowed to be bigger than the 300X 100

Yeah, why does hottub get a bigger sig, Miss Ratched? I want to know something right here and now. I'm not a little kid and I want something done!

[EliSnow]

What?

seems like an awful lot of work to edit that entire post.

See, I look at his post and I see:

Son, we live on a board with BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME. You weep for BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME grotesque and iBanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME, you need them on those threads. We use words like BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME. We use BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME who posts and looks at the BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME freedom BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME.

I would rather you just BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME. Otherwise, I suggest that you BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME and stand a post. Either way, BanMEBanMEBANMEBANMELBANMEBANMEBanMEBanMEBanME.

What?

[disneyspy]

Ehh I one time saw MWJ's balls and friday laughing in the same chatroom. It was a rough night.

thanks man,my brain was gettin scrambled tryin to figure out which one was the board character.

theres a new kid in town

[Rube]

PaulO once told me that only the cool kids get banned. I got banned a few times. I actually get more things done and drink less soda when I'm banned. Which, in the end, leads to less bloating.

[drjoek]

Son, we post on a board with threads and those threads need to be guarded by men with ban hamsters. Who's gonna do it? You? You, King Hippos Bowel Movement?

mikeyboy has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for midwest jeff and curse the mods; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that jeff's banning, while tragic, provided entertainment and that the mods' existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, preserves order.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want the mods on those threads, you need them on those threads. We use words like On Vacation, mod quotes and 300 x 100 pixels. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who posts and looks at the Hot Chick Pic Thread under the blanket of the very freedom provided by the mods and then questions the manner in which they provide it.

I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you man your computer and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn about what you think you are entitled to.



I would like to formally nominate this for Post of the Year

[Rube]

I would like to formally nominate this for Post of the YearI would follow you into a pit of despair Dr Joe. I second the vote.

wait, what did it say?

[FezPaul]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashedpotatoes.jpg


:clap:

[sailor]

anyone know why the good dentist was banned?

[Don Stugots]

he is cummy? i call him to ask but it is late

[Whiskeyportal]

dr.joek is a saint. whoever banned his is cummiest of them all

[Tenbatsuzen]

anyone know why the good dentist was banned?

the only good dentist is a banned dentist.

[~Katja~]

anyone know why the good dentist was banned?

check the posts after him in the thread he posted last in
I'd say Wampus blew Mojo

[jennysmurf]

I was wondering that myself. I've been too lazy to go back and check his last post.

[Fallon]

the only good dentist is a banned dentist.

You sir are Anti Denti.

[TooLowBrow]

You sir are Anti Denti.

i have an auntie denty down in georgia

[disneyspy]

hottub got pissed when he said "mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cummiest of them all?" and the mirror replied "hottub, hottub, your so gay, the answers always been dr joe k"

[~Katja~]

hottub got pissed when he said "mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cummiest of them all?" and the mirror replied "hottub, hottub, your so gay, the answers always been dr joe k"

fuck you with your disney references




and fuck me for knowing...lol
and laughing

[ecobag2]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashedpotatoes.jpg

starvin'

[Whiskeyportal]

hottub got pissed when he said "mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cummiest of them all?" and the mirror replied "hottub, hottub, your so gay, the answers always been dr joe k"

well then I'm sure he deserved it. the mods here rule.

[TheMojoPin]

Why is anyone confused? drjoek challenged Wampus' mod powers and Wampus banned him for a day. Very simple.

[Marc with a c]

when did wampus become a mod, and what is he modding?

also he's doing a bang up job.

[Whiskeyportal]

someday i should really research something before i drunk post. i love you hot tub

[TheMojoPin]

when did wampus become a mod, and what is he modding?

Always.

Everything.

[PapaBear]

and what is he modding?

also he's doing a bang up job.
Death Mod.

[underdog]

Always.

Everything.

Is this the way fellow mods make excuses for hottub?

[Knowledged_one]

Why is anyone confused? drjoek challenged Wampus' mod powers and Wampus banned him for a day. Very simple.

simply fucking retarded

[jauble]

When you say I have a script for you it better be there

[razorboy]

simply fucking retarded

Hi there, RonFez.net. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[Knowledged_one]

I guess people with even the smallest modicum of power will abuse it and use it to prove how petty one can be

its really rather pathetic

[PapaBear]

I guess people with even the smallest modicum of power will abuse it and use it to prove how petty one can be

its really rather pathetic
Someone doesn't get the joek.:smoke:

[TheMojoPin]

I guess people with even the smallest modicum of power will abuse it and use it to prove how petty one can be

its really rather pathetic

Please do not slander Wampus like this. He might get mad and ban us all.

[Hottub]

I guess people with even the smallest modicum of power will abuse it and use it to prove how petty one can be

its really rather pathetic

Dude.
Unclench a little bit.

[ToiletCrusher]

I would challenge Wampus, but I also heard he is a shape shifter.

[Friday]

I would challenge Wampus, but I also heard he is a shape shifter.

and a ninja

[mikeyboy]

Little known fact -- 62% of the death threads started by Wampus Crandle are posted minutes before the person actually dies.

[WampusCrandle]

check the posts after him in the thread he posted last in
I'd say Wampus blew Mojo

boy, wouldn't you be correct.

Why is anyone confused? drjoek challenged Wampus' mod powers and Wampus banned him for a day. Very simple.

Simple, indeed, fellow comrad.

when did wampus become a mod, and what is he modding?

also he's doing a bang up job.

Marc - i could never ban you, especially because you gave me a sexy compliment

simply fucking retarded

boy, someone really wants to be banned with their boy toy, huh? 13/91 of 1 infraction - watch it.

I guess people with even the smallest modicum of power will abuse it and use it to prove how petty one can be

its really rather pathetic

fuck yes! i hope all the power goes to my head and tip and i explode with rage, violence, and banning.

Please do not slander Wampus like this. He might get mad and ban us all.

I would challenge Wampus, but I also heard he is a shape shifter.

and a ninja

Mojo, TC, and, of course, dainty Lady Friday have all recognized my great powers as fake Mod. My powers are to be unquestioned and my banning ability to be feared. If you all think ESD would abuse his power, you fucking wait!

I AM fake GOD AND BRINGER OF DEATH! :king:

[~Katja~]

Little known fact -- 62% of the death threads started by Wampus Crandle are posted minutes before the person actually dies.

http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2007/11/grim_reaper.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2007/11/grim_reaper.jpg

i look damn good. :king:

[boosterp]

Oh harbinger of death please forsake me for I have not sinned against thee.

[Gvac]

I'm swelling with pride at what Wampus has become.

And when I say swelling with pride I think you know what I mean...

[epo]

I'm swelling with pride at what Wampus has become.

And when I say swelling with pride I think you know what I mean...

Bullshit. I say Wampus is a coward with no real power.

[TheMojoPin]

Uh-oh.

epo's opened up a can of trouble.

[disneyspy]

wampus is an internet pussy that only attacks the weak and the new to feel better about himself,what a douche

[WampusCrandle]

Oh harbinger of death please forsake me for I have not sinned against thee.

You are liked by me - NOT BANNED

I'm swelling with pride at what Wampus has become.

And when I say swelling with pride I think you know what I mean...

Gvac - your pride humbles you ... or something. at any rate, I am your vassal.

Bullshit. I say Wampus is a coward with no real power.

EPO BULLSHIT - 11/52 INFRACTION

Uh-oh.

epo's opened up a can of trouble.

he most certainly did, and a correction is needed!

EPO - BANNED FROM THINE EYES & PRESENCE!

wampus is an internet pussy that only attacks the weak and the new to feel better about himself,what a douche

I can't believe you would say that about me. im giving you one more chance to pray to me, a fake Mod

[drjoek]

WampusCrandle
More like Fa......






I mean..... How about that Crandle guy he's aces Aces I say!!

[WampusCrandle]

WampusCrandle
More like Fa......

I mean..... How about that Crandle guy he's aces Aces I say!!

well, well, well - look who's crawling back into my good graces after being banned by a non-MOD. you look damn ridiculous!

drjoek - WELCOMED BACK INTO MY GOOD GRACES

[drjoek]

well, well, well - look who's crawling back into my good graces after being banned by a non-MOD. you look damn ridiculous!

drjoek - WELCOMED BACK INTO MY GOOD GRACES



Banned? I have NO idea what you're talking about. I just happened to

Ah


Lose internet service for 26 1/2 hours and it came back at 6 o clock today.

[weekapaugjz]

wampus can take his fraction infractions and shove 'em up his ass.

[Dude!]

WampusCrandle
More like Fa......

fallon??
farmer dave??
fatsunny??
face.....

what??

[WampusCrandle]

Banned? I have NO idea what you're talking about. I just happened to

Ah


Lose internet service for 26 1/2 hours and it came back at 6 o clock today.

yeah ... I AM GOD :king:

wampus can take his fraction infractions and shove 'em up his ass.

oh, weekapaugjz, you're incorrigible!

[drjoke]

WampusCrandle

More like FagusFagdle


:devil2:

[WampusCrandle]

fallon??
farmer dave??
fatsunny??
face.....

what??

yeah .... i'ld like to know myself, since we know he wouldn't dare call me the worst thing that you can call a man.

[WampusCrandle]

WampusCrandle

More like FagusFagdle


:devil2:

drfaggot - BANNED :banning:

[drjoek]

This thread sure has been active tonight


I like the cut of that new guys jib.

[drjoke]

FagusFagdle sure isn't as tough when his big brother isn't around the playground

[WampusCrandle]

This thread sure has been active tonight


I like the cut of that new guys jib.

FagusFagdle sure isn't as tough when his big brother isn't around the playground

all doctors - BANNED AND DEAD TO ME*






*:glurps:

[DiabloSammich]

Wampus becoming a mod could be the greatest thing I've ever heard.



Give drjoek a good face-fucking, my friend.

[Gvac]

Wampus, weekapaugjz, K.C., underdog... there are DOZENS of posters I could name off the top of my head who would make great mods if the jerkoffs that run this site would only admit that my term limit idea was a good one.

[weekapaugjz]

Wampus, weekapaugjz, K.C., underdog... there are DOZENS of posters I could name off the top of my head who would make great mods if the jerkoffs that run this site would only admit that my term limit idea was a good one.

i can't wait for my reign of terror.

http://www.charmaineyoest.com/uploads/Robespierre_guillotined_Reign_of_Terror_1794.png

[WampusCrandle]

Wampus becoming a mod could be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Give drjoek a good face-fucking, my friend.

you are correct and correct! i should be a Mod, or at least a Mod-in-Training

Wampus, weekapaugjz, K.C., underdog... there are DOZENS of posters I could name off the top of my head who would make great mods if the jerkoffs that run this site would only admit that my term limit idea was a good one.


You are right, Gvac - ALWAYS RIGHT

we need new Mod Leadership!

as long as i am on the top of that list, You and I could rule this board!

[boosterp]

OK WC, if Gvac ran things I would have to revolt against those in power. Not the brightest idea to put neti pot homo in charge of anything.

[sailor]

we need a new breed of mods who will keep this gvac-ian subversion in check. we need more mods willing to take a hardline stance.

[Gvac]

OK WC, if Gvac ran things I would have to revolt against those in power. Not the brightest idea to put neti pot homo in charge of anything.

we need a new breed of mods who will keep this gvac-ian subversion in check. we need more mods willing to take a hardline stance.

The size of the man crush that you two have on me is almost embarrassing, but flattering! :wub: :wink: :tongue:

[horshack]

The size of the man crush that you two have on me is almost embarrassing, but flattering! :wub: :wink: :tongue:

homo.

[Rorschach]

homo.

faggot

[sailor]

The size of the man crush that you two have on me is almost embarrassing, but flattering! :wub: :wink: :tongue:

i'd have to say i'm one of the few who don't. buncha queers around here anymore.

[Gvac]

i'd have to say i'm one of the few who don't. buncha queers around here anymore.

You should check out TheRonAndFezShow.com. (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/index.php) The guys that moderate the Ron and Fez forum are as straight as it gets.

[sailor]

You should check out TheRonAndFezShow.com. (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/index.php) The guys that moderate the Ron and Fez forum are as straight as it gets.

shoulda posted that selling out thread on here. sell-out.

[Gvac]

shoulda posted that selling out thread on here. sell-out.

My brilliance is a gift to be shared with the world.

I think it's one of the reasons you're in love with me.

[sailor]

My brilliance is a gift to be shared with the world.

I think it's one of the reasons you're in love with me.

fruit.

[DiabloSammich]

You should check out TheRonAndFezShow.com. (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/index.php) The guys that moderate the Ron and Fez forum are as straight as it gets.



Exactly!


We hardly ever suck cock!

[boosterp]

You should check out TheRonAndFezShow.com. (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/index.php) The guys that moderate the Ron and Fez forum are as straight as it gets.

I fucking hate you now.

Bill from Cleveland? Ugh.

[Gvac]

I fucking hate you now.

Bill from Cleveland? Ugh.

You hate a guy you've never met before?

I'll never understand you internet weirdos.

[MisterSmith]

Thanks for derailing the thread, you hacks. :dry:

[Gvac]

Thanks for derailing the thread, you hacks. :dry:

Threads never get derailed at TheRonAndFezShow.com!!! (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=15)

[MisterSmith]

Threads never get derailed at TheRonAndFezShow.com!!! (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=15)

Because apparently nobody posts there. Have you seen some of the "last post" dates? You are more likely to die of boredom than be annoyed by derailed threads. :tongue:


:laugh:


***Crap! Now I am part of the problem too. Thanks for dragging me into your degenerate world...

[disneyspy]

Threads never get derailed at TheRonAndFezShow.com!!! (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=15)

OMG! gvac is a mod!! HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAH!!

[BlackSpider]

I went there, but it was too crowded...

[mikeyboy]

we need a new breed of mods who will keep this gvac-ian subversion in check. we need more mods willing to take a hardline stance.

A Gvac IP ban would do the same thing.

[sailor]

OMG! gvac is a mod!! HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAH!!

i hear he used to be a mod here, back when it was all clay tablets and shit.

http://www.betnahrain.org/Glossary/Clay_tablet/comet_final.gif

A Gvac IP ban would do the same thing.

and that's exactly where the harliners are needed.

[mikeyboy]

You should check out TheRonAndFezShow.com. (http://www.theoandavirus.com/forum/index.php) The guys that moderate the Ron and Fez forum are as straight as it gets.

I need to dig out that post of yours about how you would never go back to moderating a message board.

[sailor]

I need to dig out that post of yours about how you would never go back to moderating a message board.

this post or another?

First off, I have absolutely no desire to moderate. Secondly, I've never ascribed to the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" school of thought.

Look where that kind of thinking got the American car companies.

It's merely a logical suggestion for improving the site.

[mikeyboy]

this post or another?

Not sure. I think there might have been another one.

[disneyspy]

i hear he used to be a mod here, back when it was all clay tablets and shit.

http://www.betnahrain.org/Glossary/Clay_tablet/comet_final.gif



i hear he used to warn posters about the size of their hyrogliphics

[BlackSpider]

i hear he used to warn posters about the size of their hyrogliphics

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Rimshot.jpg

[Gvac]

I need to dig out that post of yours about how you would never go back to moderating a message board.

No, I said I'd never want to moderate this dump.

Too many incompetents would get in the way of me achieving my true vision.

Too many cooks type of thing.

[sailor]

No, I said I'd never want to moderate this dump.

Too many incompetents would get in the way of me achieving my true vision.

Too many cooks type of thing.

your solution to "too many cooks" is hiring new, inexperienced cooks? :wacko:

[WampusCrandle]

we need a new breed of mods who will keep this gvac-ian subversion in check. we need more mods willing to take a hardline stance.

I will be stern, sturdy, and true with my Mod-ship!* That, I promise (but i will still heart Gvac)

My brilliance is a gift to be shared with the world.

I think it's one of the reasons you're in love with me.

FACT*

Exactly!

We hardly ever suck cock!

My Mod-ship would bring change to this board.* If you want more cock sucking, I will bring you more cocks!

No, I said I'd never want to moderate this dump.

Too many incompetents would get in the way of me achieving my true vision.

Too many cooks type of thing.

Well, as long as you will give it up, give it to me. I hate to cook for anyone but I do cook for dogs - and that thinking would fit nicely here.*

your solution to "too many cooks" is hiring new, inexperienced cooks? :wacko:

YES! ME!*



*could i sound more needy?

[MisterSmith]

your solution to "too many cooks" is hiring new, inexperienced cooks? :wacko:

But sometimes bad habits become so ingrained that it takes radical action to break those habits. Plus, sometimes a fresh set of eyes will catch mistakes the first editor missed.

I am not saying anything about the board or what should be done, but that the fear of "new cooks" may just be founded on habit.

[Gvac]

your solution to "too many cooks" is hiring new, inexperienced cooks? :wacko:

With your non-existent sense of logic, we'd be electing a President for life instead of having limits.

[Gvac]

Furthermore, in my estimation Wampus may be the only one who could save this place.

He's not a phony boot licker.

[DiabloSammich]

Furthermore, in my estimation Wampus may be the only one who could save this place.

He's not a phony boot licker.



And sexy. Don't forget sexy.

[Gvac]

And sexy. Don't forget sexy.

I didn't want to be redundant.

Saying Wampus is sexy is like saying Bossanova is a god; it's kind of common knowledge.

[BlackSpider]

I didn't want to be redundant.

Saying Wampus is sexy is like saying Bossanova is a god; it's kind of common knowledge.

Where's your God now, Gvac...?

[disneyspy]

Where's your God now, Gvac...?

ya gvac,wheres your god,your god has forsaken thee! and its just sad watchin you you kiss wampus' ass,what happened to you man?

[sailor]

But sometimes bad habits become so ingrained that it takes radical action to break those habits. Plus, sometimes a fresh set of eyes will catch mistakes the first editor missed.

I am not saying anything about the board or what should be done, but that the fear of "new cooks" may just be founded on habit.

i actually have no fear of new cooks, it just seems a tad silly of a solution when your complaint is that there are too many cooks. in my opinion.

With your non-existent sense of logic, we'd be electing a President for life instead of having limits.

i'd prefer consul for life, but i'm old school.

Furthermore, in my estimation Wampus may be the only one who could save this place.

He's not a phony boot licker.

yeah, he's definitely more of an ass licker.

[disneyspy]

i actually have no fear of new cooks, it just seems a tad silly of a solution when your complaint is that there are too many cooks. in my opinion.

so you have 7 but theres room for 8?

[WampusCrandle]

Furthermore, in my estimation Wampus may be the only one who could save this place.

He's not a phony boot licker.

fuck, there goes my foot/ boot fetish. but, shit, when Gvac is right, he's right.

And sexy. Don't forget sexy.

oh, i like your style, DiabloSammich - SEXY

I didn't want to be redundant.

Saying Wampus is sexy is like saying Bossanova is a god; it's kind of common knowledge.

damn it, i like where this thread is going

Where's your God now, Gvac...?

ya gvac,wheres your god,your god has forsaken thee! and its just sad watchin you you kiss wampus' ass,what happened to you man?

looks like there are too many nay-sayers! :king:
BlackSpider (i love the sigs you made) - 7.3/45 of an infraction
disneyspy (has pure hatred in his heart for me and my overwhelmingly sexy power) - BANNED TO LICK MY ASS FOREVER

yeah, he's definitely more of an ass licker.[/SIZE]

huh, i guess working at a Jesuit university hasn't changed those dirty thoughts, have they?

[Gvac]

Where's your God now, Gvac...?

Funny you should ask!

He's a mod over at TheRonAndFezShow.com!!!! (http://www.theoandavirus.com/)

[sailor]

huh, i guess working at a Jesuit university hasn't changed those dirty thoughts, have they?

i only went to school there.

[Gvac]

ya gvac,wheres your god,your god has forsaken thee! and its just sad watchin you you kiss wampus' ass,what happened to you man?

I consider Wampus one of my protoges; a man who will freely speak his mind without fear of repercussion. A man who refuses to kiss the asses of the mods and admins of a site he cherishes. A man with a vision.

A man of destiny.

[disneyspy]

wampus is destined to lick balls

[WampusCrandle]

i only went to school there.

im slow, and there is booze close at hand. :king:

[WampusCrandle]

wampus is destined to lick balls

you are grotesque! :sad:

I consider Wampus one of my protoges; a man who will freely speak his mind without fear of repercussion. A man who refuses to kiss the asses of the mods and admins of a site he cherishes. A man with a vision.

A man of destiny.

that's right! a MAN of destiny! HEY MODS! Listen to Gvac!!!! Can we understand the greatness that spills from his holy mouth>

[mikeyboy]

I consider Wampus one of my protoges; a man who will freely speak his mind without fear of repercussion. A man who refuses to kiss the asses of the mods and admins of a site he cherishes. A man with a vision.

A man of destiny.

There is nothing left for you to teach you. He has surpassed you like a shooting star.

[Snoogans]

There is nothing left for you to teach you. He has surpassed you like a shooting star.

cmon mikey, we all know gvac is your own personal shooting star

[WampusCrandle]

There is nothing left for you to teach you. He has surpassed you like a shooting star.

..... that's all i ever wanted, to be praised by people that matter :glurps:

http://wofflings.wofflehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sally.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

WampusCrandle, really???


Boo to that. He is a great poster!

[Misteriosa]

*points to title*

[mikeyboy]

WampusCrandle, really???


Boo to that. He is a great poster!

What are you talking about? Are you drunk right now?

[disneyspy]

What are you talking about? Are you drunk right now?

silly question

[WampusCrandle]

WampusCrandle, really???


Boo to that. He is a great poster!

let me tell you a story, TC, about a bunch of admin.'s and mod's that are drunk with power ... the moral of the story is that I am always right and will constantly be a bigger jerk off on this board than ever before. STARTING WITH JAUBLE.

[Misteriosa]

wb, sir

[drjoek]

let me tell you a story, TC, about a bunch of admin.'s and mod's that are drunk with power ... the moral of the story is that I am always right and will constantly be a bigger jerk off on this board than ever before. STARTING WITH JAUBLE.

"Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it"

[mikeyboy]

... the moral of the story is that I am always right and will constantly be jerking off every member on this board. STARTING WITH JAUBLE.

Ew

[ToiletCrusher]

What are you talking about? Are you drunk right now?

So what if I am? Does that make me less capable? Does that make a mess? Does that make me post stupid threads?

Well, yes to all of those. But, I still don't think he deserved the short lived banning.

If you're going to ban a person, make it count. At least 24 full hours!

[drjoek]

So what if I am? Does that make me less capable? Does that make a mess? Does that make me post stupid threads?

Well, yes to all of those. But, I still don't think he deserved the short lived banning.

If you're going to ban a person, make it count. At least 24 full hours!

Yeah I took my 26 1/2hour ban like a man
That is I created a board character and posted as him for the time I was on vacation

Teach him a real lesson

[mikeyboy]

Team?

[ToiletCrusher]

Being banned only strengthens your character!

TEAM!!!!

[drjoek]

Team?

Yes team
What of it?


GO TEAM!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

Ew

fuck me! just realized that i typed "jerking off" instead of "jerk off". but, i will be a man and not edit.

[drjoke]

fuck me! just realized that i typed "jerking off" instead of "jerk off". but, i will be a man and not edit.

Hes learned nothing from his 13 minute banning.
He must have naughty pictures of mikeyboy.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yes team
What of it?


GO TEAM!!!!

WHOOOOO!

[drjoek]

WHOOOOO!

"WHOOOOOOOO"!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

Hes learned nothing from his 13 minute banning.
He must have naughty pictures of mikeyboy.

so what if i do? you gonna fight me for it?

[ToiletCrusher]

so what if i do? you gonna fight me for it?

TEAM!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

[razorboy]

WHOOOOO!

"WHOOOOOOOO"!!!!

Who?

[boosterp]

so what if i do? you gonna fight me for it?

How quickly the banned turn on each other.

[Marc with a c]

Ew

i know right.

jabule?

[WampusCrandle]

How quickly the banned turn on each other.

it is a ban or banned world out there ... people need to watch their backs - i didn't and that is what i get (backstabbed).

[Friday]

whyyyyyyy??

HOTTUB i am looking at You.

[led37zep]

Rule number 1 to avoid being banned....don't make a big deal about hitting a post count.

[WampusCrandle]

whyyyyyyy??

HOTTUB i am looking at You.

Hottub is known to be a radical and a piece of warm shit that spreads lies

[Friday]

Rule number 1 to avoid being banned....don't make a big deal about hitting a post count.

they lifted wampus ban.

now i want to know why tc was banned.

'SPLAIN!!

[WampusCrandle]

they lifted wampus ban.

now i want to know why tc was banned.

'SPLAIN!!

Because HOTTUB IS GOD DAMN GARBAGE! GVAC WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM!

[led37zep]

Because HOTTUB IS GOD DAMN GARBAGE! GVAC WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM!

I thought GVAC hated Mikeyboy?

[Marc with a c]

hottub sucks at being a mod. step down already.

[Chigworthy]

a piece of warm shit

Sounds comforting.

[mikeyboy]

I thought GVAC hated Mikeyboy?

Lies. I am beloved.

[WampusCrandle]

Lies. I am beloved.

it's true. Gvac hearts Mikeyboy!

[ToiletCrusher]

I have been freed!

[WampusCrandle]

I have been freed!

oh sweetie, breath in that sweet air of freedom!

[mikeyboy]

it's true. Gvac hearts Mikeyboy!

dirtiest secret on .net

[WampusCrandle]

dirtiest secret on .net

you're my dirtiest secret, sassy pants!

[Fallon]

you're my dirtiest secret, sassy pants!

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[sailor]

wampuscrandle...was it from the esd fan shit or what?

[mikeyboy]

wampuscrandle...was it from the esd fan shit or what?

Yeah, it was. I dunno. The dead mother comments seemed over the line after I'd warned everyone about no personal attacks in that thread. I'm sure he's giving me major infractions right now.

[~Katja~]

Yeah, it was. I dunno. The dead mother comments seemed over the line after I'd warned everyone about no personal attacks in that thread. I'm sure he's giving me major infractions right now.

that esdfan dude is very exhausting and not even funny or original at his shit stirring...
people should probably just put him on ignore

[sailor]

that esdfan dude is very exhausting and not even funny or original at his shit stirring...
people should probably just put him on ignore

casey's board character stinks.

[Marc with a c]

crossweird?

[mikeyboy]

crossweird?

Not banned.

[Crossweird]

Not banned.

I'll stop. It even annoys me.

[sailor]

I'll stop. It even annoys me.

don't take no guff. keep doing what you're doing.

[Crossweird]

No - I wasn't banned. I had a fake "On Vacation" avatar. It's silly.

[Dougie Brootal]

No - I wasn't banned. I had a fake "On Vacation" avatar. It's silly.

hahaha thats brilliant! put it back hahaha!

[Crossweird]

hahaha thats brilliant! put it back hahaha!

Just for a minute...

[Hottub]

I like it.

[underdog]

No - I wasn't banned. I had a fake "On Vacation" avatar. It's silly.

I liked your Post Reply one more.

[Crossweird]

I liked your Post Reply one more.

Yeah - thought it was funny that clicking it brings you to my profile.

[ToiletCrusher]

best avatar ever.

[EliSnow]

I like that avatar because from now on, the mods can say we didn't ban so and so, that's just his new avatar.

[underdog]

what happened to hammersavage?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

what happened to hammersavage?I hoped he joined the P12NP Team.

[Soda Popinski's Vodka]

what happened to phishy? he is the bees knees

[mikeyboy]

what happened to hammersavage?

Mojo's getting frisky again. Can some guy, girl or farm animal please give him some release?