Man Bowls 300...

[Furtherman]

...then dies.

Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. "Don just collapsed," says alley owner Nutt. " At first we thought he just fainted." "Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn't good," says teammate Place. (http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_story.aspx?storyid=100829&catid=14)

http://www.joeclipart.com/blog/images/2008/06/20080611lebowski.jpg

[SatCam]

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

[torker]

Spare me the details.

[Hottub]

What a turkey.

[Aggie]

This story is depressing. I think I'll split.

[Hottub]

The Lord struck him down for fucking rolling on Shabbos.

Shomer shabbos!

[Dingbat_Charlie]

http://content7.flixster.com/question/36/53/90/3653901_std.jpg

[Ritalin]

This story hits me right in the gut-ter.

[furie]

http://www.freewebs.com/moviemystery/bowler.jpg


he was survived by his loving daughter...

[sr71blackbird]

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

Spare me the details.


winner winner Chicken Dinner (Comedy Pyramid)


The one strikes me as the funniest

[Jughead]

Was he English???

[mendyweiss]

He Decided To Split

[furie]

He Decided To Split

already had a "split" joke.

[mendyweiss]

already had a "split" joke.

Soreee, I AM Tired Tonight !!

[Sinestro]

At least he died with his bowling shoes on.

[SatCam]

these jokes are over the line

[torker]

don't try and pin this shit on me

[ADF]

These jokes are terrible. I bet you all feel like a bunch of turkeys, now.

[torker]

These jokes are terrible. I bet you all feel like a bunch of turkeys, now.
You've got balls.
Hottub hacked 'turkey' like 3 posts in.

[DolaMight]

... and is a hero he didn't sleep on Ronnie B's couch or take out a neighbor's mailbox.

[sr71blackbird]

Get your mind out of the gutter

[Death Metal Moe]

His final request? To have his coffin rolled down the cemetery driveway towards his open grave.

[sr71blackbird]

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[lleeder]

Well he was playing in the graveyard.

[tele7]

Munsoned

[Sinestro]

He may have bowled a 300 hundred but the real score in the end was bowling pin-1, man-0. I bet he pined for a recount.

[A.J.]

...and then loses his fame.

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/BABF02/078.jpg

[disneyspy]

cuz its 1,2,12 stikes youre out
at theeeeeeeee ooooooooold baaaaaaaaall gaaaaaaaaaaaaame



thanh you,thank you very much

[grlNIN]

Maybe now he can be immortalized in Mojo's sig.

[topless_mike]

that was a real hook of an ending, wasnt it?

[Sinestro]

So the guy basically bowled a perfect game for FREE!!!!! What a gimmick.

[SatCam]

So the guy basically bowled a perfect game for FREE!!!!! What a gimmick.

He pulled the same stunt three towns over last week

[cougarjake13]

he was somewhat of a loner he always struck out with the ladies