One Sauce for the rest of your life

[GreatAmericanZero]

Ok, so Jesus comes back to Earth and says the only way you can go to heaven is if you choose one sauce for the rest of your life

He says a sauce includes gravy and condiments, but does not include spices, butter or cheese (except the orange cheese on nachos)

The sauces include ketchup, mustard, gravy, mayo, salad dressings and such (anything sauce-y). What do you choose?

I think I would choose a regular italian marinara sauce. That way, you still can have pasta (alot of these "Sauces" aren't good on pasta) and Marinara sauce also isnt bad on burgers and fries. You still get pizza too! I don't know if marinara sauce is good on a salad, but it can't be horrible

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Vodka Sauce, so id have vodka also


Ill have a good sauce and a drinking problem

[GreatAmericanZero]

Vodka Sauce, so id have vodka also


Ill have a good sauce and a drinking problem

well you can still drink all the vodka and booze you want. Jesus is cool with that. Makers Mark is cool..but that Makers Mark Barbecue Sauce...thats not a go unless you choose that as your sauce

[led37zep]

I think Ranch Dressing would be the each choice here. Pretty much goes with everything.


Other than that I'd say Honey Mustard from Red Robin.

[MacVittie]

Buffalo Sauce. Its good on beef, chicken, pasta, french fries, pita bread, pretty much anything.

[razorboy]

BBQ sauce. Do I have to pick a specific style?

[OGC]

Do you stay awake nights thinking up these things ?

[GreatAmericanZero]

BBQ sauce. Do I have to pick a specific style?

Jesus may let you have different brands of Honey BBQ or Chipotle BBQ or regular BBQ, but it would be hard to convince him that all BBQ sauces are the same

[EddieMoscone]

Oil and Vinegar.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Do you stay awake nights thinking up these things ?

when i ponder a question in my everyday life i think "i should share this with my friends on ronfez.net!"

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

bowl of gravy

[JimmieHats]

A-1 Ftw.

[razorboy]

A-1 Ftw.

That's the grossest thing I've ever read.

[Annie Waits]

i'm not racist, i'd go for some brown gravy

[TheGameHHH]

This was a close battle for me between Ken's Honey Mustard and Italian Marinara Sauce. However, after much deliberation I'd have to choose the Marinara Sauce......Jesus and I would be cooking Goodfellas style up in heaven.

[IMSlacker]

garlic butter sau....

[Snoogans]

you are all fools


Fra Diavolo sauce

[GreatAmericanZero]

This was a close battle for me between Ken's Honey Mustard and Italian Marinara Sauce. However, after much deliberation I'd have to choose the Marinara Sauce......Jesus and I would be cooking Goodfellas style up in heaven.

Jesus isn't a complete asshole..if u just chose "honey mustard sauce" he'll let u get away with different brands, u don't have to be married to the "Kens" brand


and yes...I LOVE THE GARLIC BUTTER SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU hahahhahahahahahhaha

[TheGameHHH]

Jesus isn't a complete asshole..if u just chose "honey mustard sauce" he'll let u get away with different brands, u don't have to be married to the "Kens" brand


and yes...I LOVE THE GARLIC BUTTER SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU hahahhahahahahahhaha

if im in heaven and eating honey mustard it best be Kens......or else heaven is a fraud.

[sailor]

is mustard one specific mustard, or mustard in general? if it's all mustard, that's my choice. if it's only one mustard i'd switch over to sriracha instead.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

HELLA GOOD...
http://www.simplycajun.com/ProductImages/tigersauce_large.jpg

meow

[GreatAmericanZero]

is mustard one specific mustard, or mustard in general? if it's all mustard, that's my choice. if it's only one mustard i'd switch over to sriracha instead.

im thinking u can jump brands but u can't jump type

so if u choose "horseradish mustard" or "stoneground mustard" u can get any brand but u gotta stay with that choice


about hot sauce really quick (this is an aside)...i bought this hotsauce for its comical label..but it is the most delicious hot sauce ever

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/hotsauceworld_2024_56706964

they use mango in its flavoring. Soooooooo good!

[jennysmurf]

Why would Jesus do something like this to me? What kind of loving God would make me choose?!? *ahem* I guess I'd pick marinara....

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Why would Jesus do something like this to me? What kind of loving God would make me choose?!? *ahem* I guess I'd pick marinara....
Yeah, I wondered just how long the "rest of your life" would be if Jesus had already came back anyway too.




but I just went with it, its just the pot talking.

[sailor]

im thinking u can jump brands but u can't jump type

so if u choose "horseradish mustard" or "stoneground mustard" u can get any brand but u gotta stay with that choice


about hot sauce really quick (this is an aside)...i bought this hotsauce for its comical label..but it is the most delicious hot sauce ever

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/hotsauceworld_2024_56706964

they use mango in its flavoring. Soooooooo good!

sriracha it is.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, I wondered just how long the "rest of your life" would be if Jesus had already came back anyway too.




but I just went with it, its just the pot talking.

True. I'm sure there's an array of sauces in Heaven. That makes this a moot question....(I just like saying "moot.")

[Liverspot]

Is original Lilly's papa voting on this thread?

:innocent:

seriously, I like the original point made for the marinara because of the versatility.

I have a variety of hot sauces I use due to different flavors.

[ChimneyFish]

Only a fool would pick something other than marinara.

[IMSlacker]

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[joethebartender]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1251/936354767_d62a25489f.jpg?v=0

[Hottub]

Ketchup.

[~Katja~]

Ketchup.

Lukas agrees with ya, he asks for it by the bowl for dinner... actually, he wants it AS dinner

[weekapaugjz]

http://seacat.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/franks-red-hot.jpg

[Liverspot]

Ketchup.

My brother in law has been a ketchup fan his entire life. It's a standing joke that he gets Costco sized container of ketchup from me on his birthday.

I like this stuff myself,

http://www.latinmerchant.com/images/product/1NonFancyHot%20%289%29.jpg