If you were a trust fund kid...

[Aggie]

...would you be a productive member of society or a lazy piece of crap? I was thinking about this because I'm feeling really burnt out at work and I think we've all wished we could just have enough money to not have to work.

But really, if we could, would we actually contribute anything? I'd like to think I would do tons of volunteer work and get back to drawing and painting, but I could become a pill addicted party girl like so many super rich kids do.

[TheMojoPin]

Lazy piece of crap.

Hell, I'm not one now and I'm still a lazy piece of crap.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lazy

If people were gonna hate me, id give them a reason

Id also break the law alot, to see if I could get away with crimes

make my own rich person above the law checklist, where you peons would love to hate me

[TheMojoPin]

We love to hate you already.

[EliSnow]

I went to college with some trust fund kids, including the stepson of a former presidential nominee and none of them were any lazier than your average person, and moved on to very productive roles.

I'd like to think I'd be the same.

[midwestjeff]

I don't know what else I would do, but I would definitely get much more and much better pussy than I have in my poor man's life.

I would also buy a pony. And a tiger. And make them fight.

[TheMojoPin]

I would also buy a pony. And a tiger. And make them fight.

I'd make them fuck. I want a Poger.

[Snoogans]

...would you be a productive member of society or a lazy piece of crap? I was thinking about this because I'm feeling really burnt out at work and I think we've all wished we could just have enough money to not have to work.

But really, if we could, would we actually contribute anything? I'd like to think I would do tons of volunteer work and get back to drawing and painting, but I could become a pill addicted party girl like so many super rich kids do.

i wouldnt be lazy, but i dont know how much Id be productive either. Id go to the gym and shit like that, make sure im not lazy to where i get fat and shit. But I dont think Id work much, and most of my time would be spend on a golf course

[midwestjeff]

I'd make them fuck. I want a Poger.

Brilliant.

I would also hire Mojo to be my friend because he has the best ideas.

[JerseyRich]

I would definitely do something with my loot. Probably start some kind of charity that I could help run.


That, or work as a Janitor at WalMart

[KatPw]

I'd do a lot of volunteer work. I would have still pursued my education, but instead of working for money I would donate my services to a dental clinic for special needs patients.

[grlNIN]

Volunteer with children and animals. Probably donate a ton to WWF and shelters around the country.

[topless_mike]

if i was a tfk, i'd still work.
hell, even if i hit the lottery today, i'd take 2 weeks vacation, then come back to work.
i'd bank all that loot, use my working money as my play money, and retire early.
that, or i'd cut into it and open my own business, whatever it is i want to do.

i could never just be a lazy bastard. i'd go nuts after a week.

[Recyclerz]

See if you can find this on Netflix or from some other source.

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/born_rich/index.html

[Dougie Brootal]

i would become the laziest cunt you have ever met.

[frye hole]

I'd walk the earth.

[midwestjeff]

i would become the laziest cunt you have ever met.

Why would you want to become my mom?

[Dougie Brootal]

Why would you want to become my mom?

shes rich.

[Badinia]

I've thought about this and have come up with two rough concepts.

1. I'm glad I'm not a trust fund baby, because the ones I've known tend to be soft, entitled, very dull people, people who are used to getting more than they deserve.

2. BUT. If I did become wealthy, I would not do my day job, but I would throw myself into touring for comedy. Money's the only reason I'm not doing that now. I used to think the folks who won the lottery but kept doing their janitor job were productive members of society, but now I think they're suckers. Do your work if you love it. Don't do it if you don't.

3. ALSO. I would like to become a wealthy patron of the arts. But like. REALLY patronizing. Like maybe I'd call on people who I felt were talented but overlooked and pay them to hang out with me and we'd have good times, like Perrynoid and Bitz. They wouldn't get my money for nothing, they'd have to take trips with me and write me songs and stuff.

4. I also want a Poger.

[EddieMoscone]

I would become owner and operator of the Ocean Beach Motel in San Diego, Ca.

Best of both worlds...I'd be a contributing member of society and at the same time be a beach bum.

[EliSnow]

shes rich.

Um, Doug?

The Bennington/Whatley sig pic is a tad too big.

[Dougie Brootal]

Um, Doug?

The Bennington/Whatley sig pic is a tad too big.

sorry. i didnt look at it before i stole it and uploaded it. fixed.



back to jeffs mom!

[oldladyfacepuncher]

I'd walk the earth.

Like that lazy bum Jesus?


I wouldn't have a job, but I'd still work on stuff that I want to do: build my own house from scratch, fully restore my type 3s, train to be an Aikido shihan, roam around in the mountains... I guess I'd be busier than I am now.

[TheGameHHH]

I would literally spend most of my days at the gym, on the golf course, watching Yankees games and drinking/possibly doing drugs.

[Freakshow]

I'd make them fuck. I want a Poger.

There is a very good chance you'd wind up with a Tony.

[midwestjeff]

There is a very good chance you'd wind up with a Tony.

No, I think that is for acting.
He would probably get a Nobel prize.

[Freakshow]

There's no Nobel Prize for fucking.

[Recyclerz]

There's no Nobel Prize for fucking.

No? Then how did Jimmy Carter win one?

[Hottub]

I would not be lazy.
Nor would I be noble.
I would live like a rock star! Cars, drugs, booze, hot and cold running poon...

I'd probably be dead by now.

Nah, maybe I would just hang out, be a day trader, night putter, and invest in Jeff and Mojo's poger scheme.

And I'd do Jeff's mom's butt.

[midwestjeff]

And I'd do Jeff's mom's butt.

No trust fund required.

[Freakshow]

I would not be lazy.
Nor would I be noble.
I would live like a rock star! Cars, drugs, booze, hot and cold running poon...


Watch out for the penguin, though.

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/billymadison.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

No, I think that is for acting.
He would probably get a Nobel prize.

It would be a "Tiny" anyway. "Tony" shortchanges the tiger half.

POGER, FUCKERS.

[Freakshow]

No? Then how did Jimmy Carter win one?

Giant swimming rabbits sit on the awards committee.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id take shits in public and hire you people to pick it up with your hands

[TheMojoPin]

Hippo would eat nothing but Pogers, raw, like the Aliens eating rats in V.

Yeah, that's right...a fat joke. What the fuck are you gonna do about it, po' boy?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippo would eat nothing but Pogers. raw, like the Aliens eating rats in V.

Yeah, that's right...a fat joke. What the fuck are you gonna do about it, po' boy?



nothing sir , wish i was rich enough to be fat again


back to eating my Splenda packets for Halloween

[PhishHead]

I would love to be Green Lantern but the Guardians of QA are never going to give me a power ring, but with enough start up capital I could definitely be Batman.

[SatCam]

were?





















:banning:

[Thomas Merton]

If I were a rich man...

1. reduce golf handicap playing every day
2. full-time massuesse & chef
3. Randomly roam around and give out $100 bills
4. Follow Yonder Mountain String Band full-time in my new RV
5. Fund a weed growing operation in Hawaii or British Columbia, smoke full-time
6. Continue to teach

[keverlast]

I'd be Anthony

[DonInNC]

I wouldn't be lazy, but I wouldn't be very productive either. I'd probably spend my time writing crappy novels and trying to get my previous crappy novels published.

[The Ogre]

I'd retire into the wilderness and drop out of society as much as is possible in 2008. That means me being a lazy motherfucker. Hire a couple buddies for security, their wives to help my wife with the kids, and a few random hangers on to hang out at the house bar on weekends.

I think a lot of how this question is answered depends on how long you've been in the workforce though. I've been working for 20 years now and I feel content that if I got the magic wand wave at this point in my life I'd have no guilt in turning into a slug.

[A.J.]

Judging by the ones I've seen in DC, I'd be an arrogant, vain, self-absorbed, coke-snorting, ecstasy-taking, douchebag who dresses like a 65-year old country club member. I also be asking for a beating to learn some humility and courtesy.

[brettmojo]

I'd search for shit like Indiana Jones.