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El Mudo
10-30-2008, 10:01 AM
He's quittin' acting.....to pursue music (http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/joaquinphoenix_blog.html)

Phoenix is apparently giving up acting to pursue music, a passion of his since he learned to play guitar to play the role of Johnny Cash in 2005's "Walk the Line." According to Billboard, Phoenix is working on an album with Tim Burgess, frontman for the UK group The Charlatans. Burgess said, "Once he learnt guitar he found that he had quite a lot of demons inside himself that he wanted to expel through music.

Good luck bro

Snoogans
10-30-2008, 10:02 AM
talk about a lifelong passion, he fell into it like 2 YEARS AGO. ASk Keanu how this move works out, STUPID

King Hippos Bandaid
10-30-2008, 10:06 AM
River's corpse makes better career decisions

BeerBandit
10-30-2008, 10:07 AM
He was an actor?

ChrisTheCop
10-30-2008, 10:08 AM
talk about a lifelong passion, he fell into it like 2 YEARS AGO. ASk Keanu how this move works out, STUPID

Hey, it worked for J-Lo!

Furtherman
10-30-2008, 10:08 AM
He was an actor?

Yea, and a good one too.



But he'll be back. They always come back.

Snoogans
10-30-2008, 10:10 AM
Hey, it worked for J-Lo!

cause she did pop songs that people made for her to be good. He wants to play guitar and write songs and shit. Uh oh

J.Clints
10-30-2008, 10:12 AM
He can really sing good. So it might not be a bad move.

Snoogans
10-30-2008, 10:14 AM
He can really sing good. So it might not be a bad move.

alot of people can sing. Alot of people can play the guitar. Notice how not a whole lot of people make good songs

BeerBandit
10-30-2008, 10:16 AM
Yea, and a good one too.



But he'll be back. They always come back.
:lol:

J.Clints
10-30-2008, 10:19 AM
alot of people can sing. Alot of people can play the guitar. Notice how not a whole lot of people make good songs

:unsure: Well I think it would be ok. Maybe not. We will see. Hear.

WampusCrandle
10-30-2008, 10:50 AM
the balls of that guy ... i dont think he will be missed.

ahhdurr
10-30-2008, 11:01 AM
I suspect that

a. music is hiding from him
b. music is so fucking far away

he will pursue music until he decides to return to acting in a few years because he's tired and wants to cry.

cougarjake13
10-30-2008, 03:18 PM
who knew he was even still acting

i thought he was done after walk the line

grlNIN
10-30-2008, 03:21 PM
I guess you missed the splendor that was, "We Own the Night".

cougarjake13
10-30-2008, 03:26 PM
I guess you missed the splendor that was, "We Own the Night".



yep

choose not to see it

like most of america

Uncle Fezster
10-30-2008, 03:28 PM
I think he is just stepping us up for the Return of "Leaf Phoenix"


http://needcoffee.cachefly.net/html/dvd/images/spacecamp.jpg

Don Stugots
10-30-2008, 03:28 PM
good luck in your retirement years. nothing like seeing someone who worked hard for years get to enjoy their twilight years.

Contra
10-30-2008, 03:32 PM
I just picked up the wargames/space camp DVD a few month ago. Good luck to him

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
his music career is just him pretending to be johnny cash

razorboy
10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
his music career is just him pretending to be johnny cash

He should tour with fake Led Zeppelin.

ChrisTheCop
10-30-2008, 03:50 PM
His band will be called The Cleft Tones.

Reephdweller
10-30-2008, 04:05 PM
His band will be called The Cleft Tones.

Exactly

I was thinking today how there are so many successful musicians out there with cleft palets. He'll do a few albums which will flop miserably and in two years he'll all of a sudden get the acting "bug" again.

Chigworthy
10-30-2008, 04:19 PM
All good musicians start playing in their adult years. Good decision, groovelip.

furie
10-30-2008, 04:34 PM
interesting. i actually liked him in walk the line. i might be worth a listen

IamFogHat
10-30-2008, 04:46 PM
What a pompous asshole.
Also I know of a lot of lovely ladies who will be sorely disappointed if he never shows up in a film again.

Fallon
10-30-2008, 07:57 PM
You spelled RETARDED wrong in the title.

KnoxHarrington
10-30-2008, 08:04 PM
This reminds me of when Dennis Quaid decided that he actually was Jerry Lee Lewis after playing him, and said he'd refuse to be in another movie until he got a record deal. I don't think his career ever recovered.

PapaBear
10-30-2008, 08:05 PM
I totally respect Mr Phoenix's decision. And to show my support, I'm not going to be in any movies either.

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:13 PM
I totally respect Mr Phoenix's decision. And to show my support, I'm not going to be in any movies either.

to go along with this, i vow not to watch anymore new movies
and i will wear the same clothes for a month

razorboy
10-30-2008, 08:14 PM
to go along with this, i vow not to watch anymore new movies
and i will wear the same clothes for a month

You wanna make a wager?

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:18 PM
You wanna make a wager?

$2000
pony up in advance
i'll hold onto the money and give it to the winner

razorboy
10-30-2008, 08:22 PM
$2000
pony up in advance
i'll hold onto the money and give it to the winner

Sounds goo... wait. I've heard this before, somewhere.

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:25 PM
Sounds goo... wait. I've heard this before, somewhere.

just pay me the money you owe me!

razorboy
10-30-2008, 08:32 PM
just pay me the money you owe me!

Tell you what. I'll give you the $2000, but first you give me $200 for that last post.

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:36 PM
Tell you what. I'll give you the $2000, but first you give me $200 for that last post.

let's knock out the post fee, you send me $1000 and I'll match it

razorboy
10-30-2008, 08:43 PM
let's knock out the post fee, you send me $1000 and I'll match it

You give me the $1000 and let me get your $2000 from PapaBear. The $200 is forgotten.

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:49 PM
You give me the $1000 and let me get your $2000 from PapaBear. The $200 is forgotten.

i'll keep my $1000. papabear will give $2000 to the winner. or we can call it even and he should just give us $1000 each right now

razorboy
10-30-2008, 08:50 PM
Agreed.

TooLowBrow
10-30-2008, 08:52 PM
i'm STILL waiting for papabear to send the goddamn money

paracetamol flanders
10-30-2008, 08:55 PM
Jhy Jyoming?!

Reynolds
01-19-2009, 01:02 AM
He's pursuing a rap career??? And Casey Affleck is shooting a documentary on it???

So strange I want to see it.

Must be a publicity stunt, he can't be serious.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i989acc6090241ec6ca07cef669efc87a

cougarjake13
01-19-2009, 02:59 PM
He's pursuing a rap career??? And Casey Affleck is shooting a documentary on it???

So strange I want to see it.

Must be a publicity stunt, he can't be serious.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i989acc6090241ec6ca07cef669efc87a


i'd check it out

KojiClutch
01-19-2009, 04:44 PM
From Johnny Cash to Cash Money. He's a genius.

Friday
01-19-2009, 06:10 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/01/joaquin-sidexside.jpg

SatCam
01-19-2009, 06:18 PM
He's pursuing a rap career??? And Casey Affleck is shooting a documentary on it???

So strange I want to see it.

Must be a publicity stunt, he can't be serious.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i989acc6090241ec6ca07cef669efc87a

"Good luck"

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/mark-wahlberg-shooter-los-angeles-premiere-4ANKEu.jpg

KojiClutch
01-20-2009, 04:59 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/01/joaquin-sidexside.jpgThat's a killer 1980s Bud hat he's got on there.

TheMojoPin
01-20-2009, 07:52 AM
Trainwreck:

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That documentary is going to be amazing.

grlNIN
01-20-2009, 08:25 AM
Bat-shit insane.

Depressing.

TheMojoPin
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

grlNIN
01-20-2009, 08:36 AM
That's what River said!

KojiClutch
01-20-2009, 11:15 AM
That's what River said!Ouch + Ba-zing!

TheMojoPin
01-20-2009, 11:19 AM
Trainwreck:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LieYeCudbQ8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LieYeCudbQ8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

That documentary is going to be amazing.

And as an added bonus:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7F_Ikksg40U&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7F_Ikksg40U&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

conman823
01-20-2009, 11:24 AM
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

:lol:

Enabler
01-20-2009, 11:30 AM
This makes me sick. Los Angeles is soooo overdue for a catastrophic earthquake.

"Hey man dont bring your negative vibes to how I choose to express my art. You should read The Secret and talk to my holistic healer" DIE all of you!!!

This better be a joke like when Malkovich wanted to become a puppeteer.

KojiClutch
01-20-2009, 02:53 PM
This better be a joke like when Malkovich wanted to become a puppeteer.He would have been the best damn puppeteer this world has ever seen!

IamFogHat
07-10-2009, 06:59 PM
Did we ever get a resolution to this bit? I assume he'd be dead by now if it was real, I don't think it worked the way he wanted it to, is he just in hiding now? I'm mad for no reason. :happy: