True Life: Tommy Cheesebawwls

[hammersavage]

So the greatest hour in American television history just reaired on MTV this morning: True Life: I have Jersey Shore House.

Without fail, if its on, I am canceling whatever I have planned and watching. Tommy is the most compelling character ever aired on tv, with his wife beaters and kangol hats looking for love and craving those cheeseballs.

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Who's better than Tommy Cheeseballs?

[Don Stugots]

Philly Cheesesteaks, He is dreamy.

[Furtherman]

He is fun to watch and would make a great movie character... in a down-the-shore-teen-movie of some kind... but this is all he's ever gonna be, which is kinda sad. But hey, when life gives you cheeseballs... you eat 'em up!!!

[yojimbo7248]

So the greatest hour in American television history just reaired on MTV this morning: True Life: I have Jersey Shore House.

Without fail, if its on, I am canceling whatever I have planned and watching. Tommy is the most compelling character ever aired on tv, with his wife beaters and kangol hats looking for love and craving those cheeseballs.

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Who's better than Tommy Cheeseballs?

Is this is a new show with the actor that played Herc in the Wire and Dominic in Entourage?

[grlNIN]

I wish MTV would put this series out on DVD, the episode alone would make them so much money.

[hammersavage]

Exactly! I just went on the wikipedia page to look at other episodes. There's 9 season's worth.

Put out a greatest hits MTV: Cheeseballs/I'm a Jersey Shore girl 2fer, I want a perfect body (for the body builder with a horrendous face), I'm a binge drinker, I have Tourette's.

I'd pay $20 to watch these people embarrass themselves at my leisure.

[Marc with a c]

fucking bennys

[drjoek]

So the greatest hour in American television history just reaired on MTV this morning: True Life: I have Jersey Shore House.

Without fail, if its on, I am canceling whatever I have planned and watching. Tommy is the most compelling character ever aired on tv, with his wife beaters and kangol hats looking for love and craving those cheeseballs.

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Who's better than Tommy Cheeseballs?

So this is the Jersey Shore all youze NJ guys keep braggin' about?
:wacko:

[booster11373]

He is fun to watch and would make a great movie character... in a down-the-shore-teen-movie of some kind... but this is all he's ever gonna be, which is kinda sad. But hey, when life gives you cheeseballs... you eat 'em up!!!

At the time that guy was easily in his mid to late 20's, I also find myself watching this when ever its on,

Do a youtube search for Douchebag beach which is a fairly good parody of this and these kind of guys

My second fave of these things is Im a Staten Island girl

[Hottub]

fucking bennys

Fuck 'em (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gohomebennys.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Hoodie_blk.jpg&imgrefurl=http://gohomebennys.com/catalog/c4_p1.html&h=2576&w=1932&sz=745&hl=en&start=5&usg=__Ovn2suhbLBP6XeiL1zHgo9x1gwQ=&tbnid=3pIj9XQm-MlwiM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbennys%2Bgo%2Bhome%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3De n)!

[realmenhatelife]

I wish MTV would put this series out on DVD, the episode alone would make them so much money.


If they put them on DVD they'd have to stop showing them 6 times a day, that aint gonna happen.

[Marc with a c]

My second fave of these things is Im a Staten Island girl

when that girl is applying for her waitressing gig in manhattan.

bouncer looking guy: you aren't from here are you?

SI girl: how can you tell?

bouncer: you're too tan.

[grlNIN]

I'm a Staten Island girl is one of their finest episodes.

I love when she gets "tricked" by her mom into taking the phone and it's creditors.

[Furtherman]

So this is the Jersey Shore all youze NJ guys keep braggin' about?
:wacko:

There is a big difference between the Tommy Cheeseballs shore and the nice shore where people can go to relax.

[FunkyDrummer]

Is this is a new show with the actor that played Herc in the Wire and Dominic in Entourage?

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/actor_season04/dominicklombardozzi.jpg

[RAAMONE]

Exactly! I just went on the wikipedia page to look at other episodes. There's 9 season's worth.

Put out a greatest hits MTV: Cheeseballs/I'm a Jersey Shore girl 2fer, I want a perfect body (for the body builder with a horrendous face), I'm a binge drinker, I have Tourette's.

I'd pay $20 to watch these people embarrass themselves at my leisure.

that guy that stood there naked while his dad shaved his ass

[MisterSmith]

They really should rename the show Douchebags Unlimited.

And some people wonder why most of the world is disgusted by the U.S. :wallbash:

[yojimbo7248]

Oh my god, this show is the greatest. I had no idea it existed. I hope it won't be long before MTV plays them all again so I can tivo them.

Realmenhatelife - excellent tattoo on your avatar.

[RAAMONE]

Oh my god, this show is the greatest. I had no idea it existed. I hope it won't be long before MTV plays them all again so I can tivo them.

Realmenhatelife - excellent tattoo on your avatar.

watch MTV on a saturday afternoon

[drjoek]

There is a big difference between the Tommy Cheeseballs shore and the nice shore where people can go to relax.



There isn't a Tommy C part AND a nice part in say the Hamptons. Just sayin.

[Furtherman]

There isn't a Tommy C part AND a nice part in say the Hamptons. Just sayin.

No, that's just all nice. Nice and snobby.

[JerseyRich]

The only thing he's missing is a bad ass porno mustache.

[JustJon]

I love when that guy is cutting the line and calling the people there Bennies, when the whole episode is about him being a Benny.

[drusilla]

fucking tommy cheeseballs is the greatest reality tv "character" in history. he's the best.

true life marathons are my absolute favorite.

i have a summer share combined with i'm getting married makes for the greatest 2 hours of tv watching in history.


http://www.myspace.com/tommycheeseballs

[Caseyelan]

READ THE BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

http://www.myspace.com/1andonlytommy

[Judge Smails]

I don't watch MTV so I've never seen this but I'm pretty sure that I saw this guy in Point Pleasant this past summer.

Also - notice that the guy is a Cowboys fan, as per the Cowboys wastebasket in his room. Now, I can't speak about Cowboys fans in the rest of the country because I don't know any, but this guy is like every single New Jersey Cowboys fan I've ever met and why I loath the Cowboys.

[Don Stugots]

So this is the Jersey Shore all youze NJ guys keep braggin' about?
:wacko:

south jersey is a cesspool isnt it?

[cougarjake13]

that blog is hilarious

i love the term the one chick has for herself... a guidette awesome

[booster11373]

fucking tommy cheeseballs is the greatest reality tv "character" in history. he's the best.

true life marathons are my absolute favorite.

i have a summer share combined with i'm getting married makes for the greatest 2 hours of tv watching in history.


http://www.myspace.com/tommycheeseballs

My top 3 are

1. Tommy Cheesebawls
2. Im a staten Island Girl
3. Im getting married

[JerseySean]

Ive worked at all thew bars these guys hang at during the year up in Lodi and Clifton. They were actually always cool as far as just hanging. They're not as bad as you see on that show, but hey it is the dumb NJ guido thing that has been around from the 70's. Its funny on TV though.

[drusilla]

i was just told that i forgot to mention whenever we play cranium WOW one of the figures is always named tommy cheeseballs cause of the white kangol hat that the game comes with

[MacVittie]

I've never seen this show. Is it really worth watching or are there just a couple of good clips here and there from a few select episodes?

[Marc with a c]

the tommy cheeseballs is the best hour of television i have ever seen i urge you to watch it

[hammersavage]

READ THE BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

http://www.myspace.com/1andonlytommy

The people who respond to his blog's, and his responses back, are amongst the funniest things I've ever read. His comebacks are so weak and everyone shits on him.

And the fake "tommy cheeseballs" profile is genius. Can't believe I never thought of it.

Here's my favorite of the responses I've seen so far: "OMG Im a jersey faggot douche was on MTV yesterday. That shit is fucking hilarious. You should be given some sort of humanitarian award because anyone that is watching, no matter how shitty and fucked up their life is, can watch that and say "hey you know what at least I'm better than someone."

[Freitag]

south jersey is a cesspool isnt it?

OK. There are five sections of Jersey. Listen:

1) North Jersey

2) Central Jersey (WHERE I LIVE)

3) South Jersey

4) North Jersey Shore

5) South Jersey Shore.

The north Jersey shore is the craphole. Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant. YUCK.

The south Jersey shore is a lot better. LBI. Avalon, etc.

[Furtherman]

READ THE BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

http://www.myspace.com/1andonlytommy

The ad at the top of his page said "Meet Local Bodybuilders"



I can only imagine what that would be like.



"How much you bench?"

"How much YOU bench?"

"Na, I ask you first, how much you bench?"

"You tell me first and den I tell you."

"C'mon, how much you bench?"

"How much YOU bench?"

Repeat 10x, then kill yourself.

[cougarjake13]

The ad at the top of his page said "Meet Local Bodybuilders"



I can only imagine what that would be like.



"How much you bench?"

"How much YOU bench?"

"Na, I ask you first, how much you bench?"

"You tell me first and den I tell you."

"C'mon, how much you bench?"

"How much YOU bench?"

Repeat 10x, then kill yourself.

im not telling yous hows much i bench til yous tell mes first

[Don Stugots]

OK. There are five sections of Jersey. Listen:

1) North Jersey

2) Central Jersey (WHERE I LIVE)

3) South Jersey

4) North Jersey Shore

5) South Jersey Shore.

The north Jersey shore is the craphole. Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant. YUCK.

The south Jersey shore is a lot better. LBI. Avalon, etc.


its all south to me, except for North jersey.

[hammersavage]

This is the real kick off of summer for me:

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Cheese bawlz and steak sangwichez.