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Snoogans
10-28-2008, 08:48 PM
jesus. Every 2 days im hearing new Metallica on fuckin ESPN. They gave away copies of the CD on the FAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

ITS GARBAGE. Enough with it.






on a side note, while I was posting this, i saw some commercial for rock star or whatever with kobe bryant running around in boxers singing old time rock and roll



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And do we all forget so quick its possible he raped a girl?

Kevin
10-28-2008, 08:50 PM
Would you prefer that time be used on more Brett Favre?

TheGameHHH
10-28-2008, 08:51 PM
jesus. Every 2 days im hearing new Metallica on fuckin ESPN. They gave away copies of the CD on the FAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

ITS GARBAGE. Enough with it.






on a side note, while I was posting this, i saw some commercial for rock star or whatever with kobe bryant running around in boxers singing old time rock and roll



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And do we all forget so quick its possible he raped a girl?

If I'm not mistaken its Kobe, A-Rod, Phelps and somebody else. It's fucking cringe worthy. A-Rod couldnt look more like a douche if he tried

PapaBear
10-28-2008, 08:52 PM
At least they weren't wearing jockeys. And I thought they proved it wasn't him. Some kind of birthmark or something.

PS. Metallica sucks.

Snoogans
10-28-2008, 08:53 PM
If I'm not mistaken its Kobe, A-Rod, Phelps and somebody else. It's fucking cringe worthy. A-Rod couldnt look more like a douche if he tried

eww i didnt even notice who the other douches were

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

way to kill a good buzz

PapaBear
10-28-2008, 08:57 PM
and somebody else.
I think the drummer is that snowboard guy or something like that.

Judge Smails
10-28-2008, 08:59 PM
I think the drummer is that snowboard guy or something like that.

It's Tony Hawk

razorboy
10-28-2008, 08:59 PM
I think the drummer is that snowboard guy or something like that.

It's Tony Hawk if I'm not mistaken.

razorboy
10-28-2008, 09:00 PM
It's Tony Hawke

Well, you beat me. At least I spelled his name correctly.

Dammit, you edited.

PapaBear
10-28-2008, 09:01 PM
It's Tony Hawk

It's Tony Hawk if I'm not mistaken.
Snowboarder, skateboarder... Same thing.

burrben
10-28-2008, 09:08 PM
i concur with everything

Judge Smails
10-28-2008, 09:13 PM
This is for Snoogans to enjoy:


http://<OBJECT height=344 width=425>

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT> (http://<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>)</P>

Fallon
10-28-2008, 09:14 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AAgj5eKm8kg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AAgj5eKm8kg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Snoogans
10-28-2008, 09:17 PM
This is for Snoogans to enjoy:


http://<OBJECT height=344 width=425>

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT> (http://<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8mN0BePiqs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>)</P>

why, tony? Why? I KNOW you dont need the fuckin money. Charles Barkley isnt even that bad with money.

I already knew Kobe was a rapist, ARod was a fag, and Michael Phelps was a Manning, by WHY YOU TONY.

IM SO GLAD SKATE PISSES ALL OVER YOUR GAMES NOW. Which are the same shit over over over and over with a slightly different story. FUCK YOU TONY HAWK, FUCK BUTTON MASHING, AND FUCK YOUR GREED

Im so disappointed right now

TheMojoPin
10-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Snoogans is just pissed that the commercial doesn't show off the mic skills of his favorite rapper of all time:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MpzJgLzzX38&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MpzJgLzzX38&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

BeerBandit
10-29-2008, 01:54 AM
It's Tony Hawk if I'm not mistaken.Are you sure it's not Mikeyboy?

EddieMoscone
10-29-2008, 02:28 AM
why, tony? Why? I KNOW you dont need the fuckin money. Charles Barkley isnt even that bad with money.

You're talking about the guy who made a Bagel Bites commercial? Tony Hawk sold out a LOOOONNNGGG time ago.

disneyspy
10-29-2008, 03:01 AM
metallica has something in common with that commercial
they're all past their prime
and it was an accusation against kobe,thats all it takes,remember duke lacrosse?

ahhdurr
10-29-2008, 04:05 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AAgj5eKm8kg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AAgj5eKm8kg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Metallica is legendary but they've become like ... Kiss but with more heat and more respect overall throughout their career. They're the real thing but they're a corporate entity more than anything now.

(snoogans - please enjoy a short piece you may not have seen)

El Mudo
10-29-2008, 04:21 AM
jesus. Every 2 days im hearing new Metallica on fuckin ESPN. They gave away copies of the CD on the FAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

ITS GARBAGE. Enough with it.






on a side note, while I was posting this, i saw some commercial for rock star or whatever with kobe bryant running around in boxers singing old time rock and roll



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And do we all forget so quick its possible he raped a girl?




I am so happy I have pretty much completely purged ESPN from my life. I barely go to ESPN.com anymore, I don't watch any ESPN programming besides College Gameday (which is barely watchable itself at this point...(I DON'T CARE WHO LEBRON JAMES AND KENNY CHESNEY THINK WILL WIN TODAY), and I feel like i'm better off for it.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-29-2008, 07:16 AM
and the MEMORY REMAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS


yick



older Metalica was bearable

sell out whinny wimp 1990-present Metalica is crap




oh shit Lars just read this, since he is trolling to see if we are stealing his music


sorry Lars

PapaBear
10-29-2008, 05:46 PM
At least they weren't wearing jockeys. And I thought they proved it wasn't him. Some kind of birthmark or something.

PS. Metallica sucks.

Wow. I had no idea I was racist. I just realized I was thinking of R Kelly.:flush:

King Imp
11-04-2008, 07:38 AM
http://<OBJECT height=344 width=425>

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I'd say that this is a much better commercial for this game.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BddCq1zFI4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BddCq1zFI4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

BeerBandit
11-04-2008, 07:50 AM
I'd say that this is a much better commercial for this game.


<OBJECT height=344 width=425>


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BddCq1zFI4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT></P>They didn't show that version during the football game last night. She kept her nightshirt on the whole time. Grrr.

Dougie Brootal
11-04-2008, 08:00 AM
i agree metallica is almost as terrible as ac/dc.

TheMojoPin
11-04-2008, 08:03 AM
i agree metallica is almost as terrible as ac/dc.

Didn't you show up on this board basically as a groupie for Marilyn Manson and Bam Margera?

You're now disqualified from everything.

Dougie Brootal
11-04-2008, 08:22 AM
Didn't you show up on this board basically as a groupie for Marilyn Manson and Bam Margera?

You're now disqualified from everything.

pantera too. dont forget pantera.

TheMojoPin
11-04-2008, 09:50 AM
I don't buy that you like PanterA. They actually kicked ass.

King Hippos Bandaid
11-04-2008, 09:55 AM
I don't buy that you like PanterA. They actually kicked ass.


so silly he likes Bobby Pants, Doug wants to give birth to his Baby

Dougie Brootal
11-04-2008, 10:02 AM
I don't buy that you like PanterA. They actually kicked ass.

have you seen my guitar collection???
http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_4986874e04eb9967ed760b0acf6f4d81.jpg

TheMojoPin
11-04-2008, 10:19 AM
have you seen my guitar collection???
http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_4986874e04eb9967ed760b0acf6f4d81.jpg

Stop stealing things from people who rock.

Dougie Brootal
11-04-2008, 11:30 AM
Stop stealing things from people who rock.

:flush:

cougarjake13
11-04-2008, 05:48 PM
have you seen my guitar collection???
http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_4986874e04eb9967ed760b0acf6f4d81.jpg

Stop stealing things from people who rock.



so you learned how to google

im not impressed dougie

Dougie Brootal
11-04-2008, 06:18 PM
so you learned how to google

im not impressed dougie

google this, sucka!!!
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_e8ad935488966cc5069001b0d2426a77.jpg

when east side doug rocks, he rocks the fat ass!!

cougarjake13
11-04-2008, 06:20 PM
google this, sucka!!!
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_e8ad935488966cc5069001b0d2426a77.jpg

when east side doug rocks, he rocks the fat ass!!


i need unbiased confirmation

i have no idea what you look like and therefore that could still be a google pic

BeerBandit
11-05-2008, 04:31 AM
google this, sucka!!!
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_e8ad935488966cc5069001b0d2426a77.jpg

when east side doug rocks, he rocks the fat ass!!
Doug's got some impressives Photoshop skills.

Hottub
11-05-2008, 04:42 AM
google this, sucka!!!
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_e8ad935488966cc5069001b0d2426a77.jpg

when east side doug rocks, he rocks the fat ass!!

Douggie Rocks.
I'm stealing this pic and making myself a sig.

IMSlacker
11-05-2008, 04:46 AM
You should sell a couple of those guitars and buy yourself some furniture.

topless_mike
11-05-2008, 06:05 AM
i need unbiased confirmation

i have no idea what you look like and therefore that could still be a google pic

no, thats him. he does collect, and he does play. this is your confirmation.


You should sell a couple of those guitars and buy yourself some furniture.

maybe he can shack up with fallon and buy furniture together. it would be like chandler/joey's apartment.

Dougie Brootal
11-05-2008, 06:55 AM
that was when i first moved in, i have a chair now!!!

ozzie
11-05-2008, 08:04 AM
Enough With Fuckin Metallica

But the radio tells me that Metallica is MANDATORY.

I'm so confused now.

cougarjake13
11-05-2008, 02:44 PM
But the radio tells me that Metallica is MANDATORY.

I'm so confused now.

and will always remain that way

topless_mike
11-06-2008, 06:31 AM
have you seen my guitar collection???
http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_4986874e04eb9967ed760b0acf6f4d81.jpg

why is the zw lp shorter than the sunburst lp ? is it a shorter scale, or is are the bodies a different size?

Dougie Brootal
11-06-2008, 06:37 AM
why is the zw lp shorter than the sunburst lp ? is it a shorter scale, or is are the bodies a different size?

the zw is just tilted back a little more. theyre the exact same size.

Dougie Brootal
11-06-2008, 06:39 AM
google this, sucka!!!
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/59/l_e8ad935488966cc5069001b0d2426a77.jpg

when east side doug rocks, he rocks the fat ass!!

my hair looks awful in this picture.

Fallon
11-06-2008, 09:21 AM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1856/jonasbrothers2cs6.jpg

IMSlacker
11-06-2008, 09:23 AM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1856/jonasbrothers2cs6.jpg

:lol:

Now, photoshop some furniture in Doug's apartment.

TheMojoPin
11-06-2008, 07:46 PM
I had Doug's hairstyle.

Back in 1993.

SatCam
11-06-2008, 08:22 PM
I had Doug's hairstyle.

Back in 1993.

it wasnt even cool then

Dougie Brootal
11-06-2008, 08:45 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1856/jonasbrothers2cs6.jpg

goddamn this is hysterical!

TheMojoPin
11-07-2008, 08:50 AM
it wasnt even cool then

Nope.

I think it's been forever known as the "butt cut" for good reason.

It's basically Shemp's hair without the Dapper Dan in it. STOOGE HAIR.

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2008, 08:52 AM
Nope.

I think it's been forever known as the "butt cut" for good reason.

It's basically Shemp's hair without the Dapper Dan in it. STOOGE HAIR.

ill have you know that is an old picture and my hair is much longer, and much awesomer these days.

TheMojoPin
11-07-2008, 08:57 AM
Still parted down the middle?

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2008, 08:58 AM
Still parted down the middle?

no. i pull it back in a pony tail.

TheMojoPin
11-07-2008, 09:00 AM
...

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2008, 09:10 AM
...

what the hell does that mean?

TheMojoPin
11-07-2008, 09:27 AM
Speechless.

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2008, 09:59 AM
Speechless.

wait till i post a pic. im stunning.

TheMojoPin
11-07-2008, 10:36 AM
wait till i post a pic. im stunning.

In the same way they stun cows before slaughtering them.

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2008, 10:46 AM
In the same way they stun cows before slaughtering them.

you are so jealous. i bet you and hippo have a Lets Sit Around And Be Jealous Of Doug club.:smoke:

midwestjeff
03-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Mandatory Metallica Channel returning to XM (http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=1205956)

Ugh.

BeerBandit
03-10-2009, 10:31 AM
Mandatory Metallica Channel returning to XM (http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=1205956)

Ugh.
And they want 2.99 more for this?

topless_mike
03-10-2009, 10:35 AM
didnt they die? or was that just a really good dream.

ANC
03-10-2009, 10:36 AM
didnt they die? or was that just a really good dream.

BUT THE MEMORY REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSS UH!

Hottub
03-10-2009, 10:43 AM
Mandatory Metallica Channel returning to XM (http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=1205956)

Ugh.

First The Boneyard, now this??

Thank you, Mel.

ANC
03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
First The Boneyard, now this??

Thank you, Mel.

Yet, they won't bring back Fungus :furious:

Philly Franko
03-10-2009, 11:05 AM
Metallica RULEs seen em at Prudential Center in NJ on 1/31/09 2 1/2 Hours of Old and New stuff Lasers etc ...Great Show Sold Out 21 K Screaming Fans.. I never Sat Down and Sang every song while Fist Pumping...They RULE....What U Like LiL Wayne...that crap Sucks...I Bought the Album THA Carter III 1 Listen and it stinks...Can I donate it to the Ron Fez Prize Closet ? $11 at Best Buy...I Like Lots of Music...lil Wayne is NOT Music...Rap and Thug Lyrics with no dercent Sound to it... Just my Opinion...Her Comes Franko with his O PIN ION........:smoke:

topless_mike
03-10-2009, 11:06 AM
Metallica RULEs seen em at Prudential Center in NJ on 1/31/09 2 1/2 Hours of Old and New stuff Lasers etc ...Great Show Sold Out 21 K Screaming Fans.. I never Sat Down and Sang every song while Fist Pumping...They RULE....What U Like LiL Wayne...that crap Sucks...I Bought the Album THA Carter III 1 Listen and it stinks...Can I donate it to the Ron Fez Prize Closet ? $11 at Best Buy...I Like Lots of Music...lil Wayne is NOT Music...Rap and Thug Lyrics with no dercent Sound to it... Just my Opinion...Her Comes Franko with his O PIN ION........:smoke:

Huh ?

Philly Franko
03-10-2009, 11:09 AM
U Heard me BO BO....when does Exile start Playin.. I can Sing "Fool To Cry" Just Like the stones did...And I Play Harmonica too...:smoke:

TheMojoPin
03-10-2009, 11:13 AM
Metallica RULEs seen em at Prudential Center in NJ on 1/31/09 2 1/2 Hours of Old and New stuff Lasers etc ...Great Show Sold Out 21 K Screaming Fans.. I never Sat Down and Sang every song while Fist Pumping...They RULE....What U Like LiL Wayne...that crap Sucks...I Bought the Album THA Carter III 1 Listen and it stinks...Can I donate it to the Ron Fez Prize Closet ? $11 at Best Buy...I Like Lots of Music...lil Wayne is NOT Music...Rap and Thug Lyrics with no dercent Sound to it... Just my Opinion...Her Comes Franko with his O PIN ION........:smoke:

Did you just fall face-first against your keyboard?

underdog
03-10-2009, 03:28 PM
Mandatory Metallica Channel returning to XM (http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=1205956)

Ugh.

I love that it's coming back, but where the fuck is Liquid Metal going?! Are they getting rid of it again?!

Maybe they'll add another rock channel that no one under the age of fucking 50 gives a shit about.

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 03:41 PM
Mandatory Metallica Channel returning to XM (http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=1205956)

Ugh.


STAY ON 202!
http://wardsmythe.com/stay_on_target.gif
STAY ON 202!

biozombie
03-10-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm not gonna get tricked into hearing them butcher great tunes by Discharge & The Misfits this time, no siree...

Gvac
03-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Am I the only one who never found this band interesting in any way?

Hottub
03-10-2009, 04:19 PM
Yup.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Qs2qu4a1f8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Qs2qu4a1f8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

midwestjeff
03-10-2009, 04:22 PM
Wow.

Who knew it was possible to make Queen sound more gay?

Well done Mr. Hetfield. Well done.

biozombie
03-10-2009, 04:29 PM
Am I the only one who never found this band interesting in any way?

Did you ever see "Some Kind Of Monster"? That was seriously interesting. Jason Newsted quits to join the great Canadian band Voivod & some other bands that didn't end up doing anything, James goes to rehab then demands a 25 minute workday, Lars sells some art, their shrink tries to contribute lyrics and fails, Kirk walks his ranch and generally gets along with everyone in a bi-curious fashion. Oh yeah, and the guy from Megadeth cries at one point. It's a delightful clusterfuck of a documentary.

underdog
03-10-2009, 04:44 PM
Am I the only one who never found this band interesting in any way?

Do you like any music that has come out since 1980?

Gvac
03-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Do you like any music that has come out since 1980?

Tons.

Not a big metal guy, though. I was always more of a punk rock fan. And funk. And country. And Rock and Roll. And folk.