Bad Jokes

[Aggie]

I enjoy a "good" bad joke. I heard one the other day:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?










































Dr. Dre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoogans]

how do you kill a retard


give him a knife and ask him who's special

[Furtherman]

Where is Moscow?






In the barn next to Pa's cow!

[mendyweiss]

What's The Difference Between Sarah Palin's Mouth And Her Vagina ?
Not Everything Retarded Comes Out Of Her Vagina !

Hey Watch It !!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

i heard this one earlier today...

my spunkiness is mildly sickening also

mine is like asparagus.

:thumbdown:

[keverlast]

Whats the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?

At least when yer driving you cant see the asshole in front of you.:thumbup:

[Don Stugots]

What's The Difference Between Sarah Palin's Mouth And Her Vagina ?
Not Everything Retarded Comes Out Of Her Vagina !

Hey Watch It !!!!

have you seen her kids?


ZING!

[Snoogans]

the Polish indy 500 driver made 4 pit stops, 1 for gas and 3 for directions

[ahhdurr]

here's a few. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72115&highlight=bad+jokes)

I have video of me trying these out on the 15 people that showed to my gig that night. I still have to transfer that tape.

Bombs and crickets... bombs and crickets.

[Skellington]

What's an Italian's idea of foreplay?

*snaps fingers and points to crotch*

[Dougie Brootal]

What's an Italian's idea of foreplay?

*snaps fingers and points to crotch*

aint that the truth, right stugots?

[Aggie]

here's a few. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72115&highlight=bad+jokes)

I have video of me trying these out on the 15 people that showed to my gig that night. I still have to transfer that tape.

Bombs and crickets... bombs and crickets.

I did a search and quit after the first 3 or 4 pages. I suck.

[Snoogans]

did you hear about the jew that bought the irish guy a beer?






























and you never will

[SatCam]

have you seen her kids?


ZING!

thats the joke

[Don Stugots]

What's an Italian's idea of foreplay?

*snaps fingers and points to crotch*

aint that the truth, right stugots?

:down::flush::down:

[Nothing Sound]

What's The Difference Between Sarah Palin's Mouth And Her Vagina ?
Not Everything Retarded Comes Out Of Her Vagina !

I heard it as

Only some of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

Same thing using different words.

[FUNKMAN]

what's the difference between a hoover and a harley?


the location of the dirtbag

[Jujubees2]

What's the difference between a hockey goalie and a Polish woman?

A goalie changes his pads after three periods.

[ChrisTheCop]

Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

fo drizzle.



What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

[johnniehardrock]

What did the nun say when she walked into the bar











OUCH!!!

[TooLowBrow]

where does a dog park its car?

the barking lot

where does a pig park its car?

the porking lot

on their way to lunch, one flea says to the other
"shall we walk? or take the dog?"

[BlackSpider]

just click on "find more posts by BlackSpider"...

[Judge Smails]

You know - if you're having second thoughts about a scheduled trip that you've planned to visit a Native American community . . .

then that's a reservation reservation reservation.

[underdog]

The ultimate bad jokes (http://www.louisck.com/bad_jokes.htm)

[smiler grogan]

Why did the Polish submarine sink?

Someone left the screen door open.

Zing!

[jennysmurf]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

[ahhdurr]

The ultimate bad jokes (http://www.louisck.com/bad_jokes.htm)

lolzers!

[BlackSpider]

two nuts were walking down the street.
one was a salted...

[TheGameHHH]

i LOVE this "good" bad joke:

What's the difference between the circus and a sorority house?

One's a cunning aray of stunts.....

[Recyclerz]

Two elderly gentlemen, an Asian and an Eastern European Jew are sitting in an activity room at a nursing home. Out of nowhere the Jewish man gets up and slaps the Asian man in the face.
Asian man: What the hell did you do that for?
Jewish man: That, my friend, was for Pearl Harbor.
Asian man: Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese you idiot.
Jewish man: Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? (and returns to his seat for a nap.)

The Asian man sites there rubbing his cheek and thinking for a few minutes then gets up and punches the Jewish man in the mouth and says "And that is for sinking the Titanic!"
Jewish man: The Titanic??!!? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!!
Asian man: Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?


Don't worry. I'm not quitting my day job.

[Snoogans]

(while driveing past a cemetary)

Ya know, people are just dyin to get in there

[TooLowBrow]

(while driveing past a cemetary)

Ya know, people are just dyin to get in there

that reminds me, i go to church... religiously

[Furtherman]

A baby seal walks into a club...

[Furtherman]

What's the definition of indefinitely?










When your balls are slappin' her ass, you're IN... Definitely!

[topless_mike]

A panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda grasps the manager by the throat, lifts him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"
At this the Panda walks out the door.
The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves." (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3920)

[Aggie]

Thanks for playing along people!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper said, "You have a drink named Stan?"

[skyscraper]

What's The Difference Between Sarah Palin's Mouth And Her Vagina ?
Not Everything Retarded Comes Out Of Her Vagina !

so that would be a similarity between her mouth and vagina, not a difference.
just sayin'.

right, back to the bad jokes.
Q: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

[Furtherman]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?








Two.

One to screw it in and one to BLOW ME!

[ChrisTheCop]

What do the Twilight Zone and the NYC sewer system have in common?

DooDooDooDoo

[disneyspy]

that reminds me, i go to church... religiously

this reminded me of somthin ron b said back in the 90s

you know whos actin all holier than thou?

the pope