Best/Worst/Weirdest Halloween Treats

[KingGeno]

Best: Fresh Charleston Chews

Worst: "Faux Chocolate" Coins in Foil

Weirdest: Trick or Treating when I was like 15, A buddy and mine were invited into this ladies house for a bowl of spaghetti with mushroom marinara sauce. It was good.

[oh_kee_pa]

Worst: Pennies..... fuck you cheap houses

[RhinoinMN]

Best http://www.candyfavorites.com/i/t_1321_01.jpg


Worst http://www.clipperstreet.com/data/705brachs-candy-corn-web.jpg


Weirdest http://www.gourmetchocolatefoods.com/images/caramelapple.jpg

Who gives out apples. seriously.

[Patient zer0]

worst are those marshmello choclate covered broom sticks and candy corn.

the best are apples with razor blades.

[ElBoberino]

I'm saving money this year and just giving out the razor blades. Apples are getting expensive.

[ElBoberino]

Favorite thing to get.

http://www.sugarstand.com/images/sc/sc0080c.jpg

worst:
http://www.thecandybaron.com/pics/1057.jpg

[PapaBear]

http://www.gourmetchocolatefoods.com/images/caramelapple.jpg



You can actually MAKE those?


Gotta love the ESD!

[Marc with a c]

Weirdest: Trick or Treating when I was like 15, A buddy and mine were invited into this ladies house for a bowl of spaghetti with mushroom marinara sauce. It was good.

i'm not sure the spaghetti, or the invite is the weirdest thing about the story.

[Reynolds]

Best: Those little wax bags full of tiny surprises

Worst: Popcorn :thumbdown:

Weirdest: Granola bar

[biggestmexi]

Best: Your moms hairy box

Worst: Your moms hairy asshole

Weirdest: Your moms shitty brown hairy taint with a little set of lips of its own.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Best: Regulation Size Candy (minus coconut)

Worst: Candy Corn

Weirdest: Bobbing for Penises

[Fezticle98]

deez nuts

[Reynolds]

Best: Regulation Size Candy (minus coconut)

Worst: Candy Corn

Weirdest: Bobbing for Penises

What's your problem with coconut?

I hate it when Fez says that no kids like coconut. I've always enjoyed it.

[Fezticle98]

What's your problem with coconut?

I hate it when Fez says that no kids like coconut. I've always enjoyed it.

Too coconutty.

[west milly Tom]

Best=full size Reeses

Worst=change and or smarties

Weirdest= fruitcake (true story)

[west milly Tom]

Nobody likes coconut.

[~Katja~]

Nobody likes coconut.

right... they LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE coconut

(I do)

[west milly Tom]

Kat: that's because you are German, and we all know Germans are into some weird shit
.

[yojimbo7248]

Weirdest: Trick or Treating when I was like 15, A buddy and mine were invited into this ladies house for a bowl of spaghetti with mushroom marinara sauce. It was good.

that's the oddest trick or treat story I have ever heard. Did she just ignore the kids yelling trick or treat at the door while you three enjoyed your pasta?

[SatCam]

Best: 4 way tie between Full sized candy bars, Mystery bags, Full sized bags of chips, and "Take 2 pieces" bowls out on the front stoop.

Worst: there are no bad things about halloween

[frye hole]

Best http://www.candyfavorites.com/i/t_1321_01.jpg


You actually like those? We used to throw at the houses that gave them out and then "X" the house with our big chalk!

[DonInNC]

I got a fishstick one year. The people down the road weren't expecting any trick or treaters, so all they had was what they had left over from dinner. To be fair, they had their porch light off plus there was a goat tied to the tree in the front yard, so we should have known better.

[drusilla]

I got a fishstick one year. The people down the road weren't expecting any trick or treaters, so all they had was what they had left over from dinner. To be fair, they had their porch light off plus there was a goat tied to the tree in the front yard, so we should have known better.

that might be the worst/weirdest trick or treating story ever.


i actually really like candy corn, but if i eat too much of it i want to puke.

[RhinoinMN]

You actually like those? We used to throw at the houses that gave them out and then "X" the house with our big chalk!

Hell yeah! Especially that gritty peanut butter shit in the center.

[jennysmurf]

Best: Your moms hairy box

Worst: Your moms hairy asshole

Weirdest: Your moms shitty brown hairy taint with a little set of lips of its own.

:blink:

[Mullenax]

Edo, the edible dough play-doh. Website says "the ORIGINAL candy dough.

<img src= " http://www.toydirectory.com/monthly/images/Edo_Logo.jpg"><p>

it's just so weird

[DiabloSammich]

Best - Snickers

Worst - Candy Corn


Weirdest - Walking a development as a group, I had to sit on the curb with two other kids under the streetlamp while my cousin, who was chaperone, went off to bang his 13 year old girlfriend.

[Hottub]

Best: The little Halloween bags packed with multiple candy bars. Bonus!

Worst: A fist full of loose candy corn that smells like Ben Gay and MW Jeff's balls.

Weirdest: Can of chunk light tuna. I guess the old bat ran out of candy.

[Thomas Merton]

Best: full size candy bars in a 'just take one' unattended bowl on a porch

Worst: Mary Jane bars that could crack your teeth

Weirdest: a carton of chocolate milk

Do kids still collect $ for UNICEF?

[hammersavage]

I'll tell you this, if I got a little sandwich bag filled with 50 pennies, you're fucking car would magically be dented with 50 pennies the next morning.


CANDY OR NOTHING, SCUMBAG!

[hedges]

This one guy would always hand out a different type of vegetable each year. One year a bag of carrots, another year a bag of okra. We used to go there just to see what he was handing out. Then we would pelt his house with it.

[razorboy]

Twenty Dollar bills.

[Dude!]

Quote:
Originally Posted by GenoBaggadonuts
Weirdest: Trick or Treating when I was like 15, A buddy and mine were invited into this ladies house for a bowl of spaghetti with mushroom marinara sauce. It was good.

i'm not sure the spaghetti, or the invite is the weirdest thing about the story.

i'm wondering if maybe this story
shoulda been in the
cougar or cat lady thread

[hammersavage]

This one guy would always hand out a different type of vegetable each year. One year a bag of carrots, another year a bag of okra. We used to go there just to see what he was handing out. Then we would pelt his house with it.

serves the prick right

[KingGeno]

i'm wondering if maybe this story
shoulda been in the
cougar or cat lady thread

The lady was some brunette with a black boyfriend/lover or something. Everything about it was weird and taboo, including me being an over-retarded Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

[Dude!]

The lady was some brunette with a black boyfriend/lover or something. Everything about it was weird and taboo, including me being an over-retarded Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

wow
i wonder if you narrowly avoided
being a halloween sacrifice

[boosterp]

Best: big bags of candy, like half pounders.

Worst: smushed ho hos

Weirdest: a pocket bible

[biggirl]

Best: special dark mini hershey bars

Worst: candy corn or waxy pumpkin things that taste like candy corn

Weirdest: I have never gotten anything weird, but my FIL started putting scoops of icecream in kids' bags last year cause he couldn't find the stash of halloween candy ( I am not shitting you...he's goofy like that) Then my MIL got home and was appalled and found the candy for him to hand out.

[hedges]

I remember one time getting half a plain hot dog in bun. That was weird.

[razorboy]

I remember one time getting half a plain hot dog in bun. That was weird.

Sounds more like a trick.

[biggirl]

I remember one time getting half a plain hot dog in bun. That was weird.

you should have asked for ketchup, mustard, and kraut.

[razorboy]

I suppose it's wrong to hand out prescription drugs.:dry:

[hedges]

you should have asked for ketchup, mustard, and kraut.

LOL...I was always suspicious of people handing out food like that so I know I didn't eat it. It probably got tossed at their house or ended up on their front lawn.