View Full Version : eating another alien/who would taste best
King Hippos Bandaid
10-27-2008, 09:32 AM
o lets say gun to head scenario-
and you were going toeat some alien
what kind of alien would you eat
i mean would E.T taste better then Alf?
or the chick from Species taste better than Stay Puffed
obviously their diet would factor into the flavor, but would green alien be better then extra lean alien?
Furtherman
10-27-2008, 09:44 AM
Admiral Ackbar would taste the best.
Greedo the worst.
Snoogans
10-27-2008, 09:45 AM
that one in Independance Day who killed Data and tried to mind meld Bill Pullman looked pretty tasty
Patient zer0
10-27-2008, 09:52 AM
the crash site area 51 alien, I've always wanted to suck the marrow from that pricks bones. but does he have bones? hmmm
JPMNICK
10-27-2008, 09:54 AM
i would eat superman, got to put him in a slow cookers break down the tough fibers
Patient zer0
10-27-2008, 09:57 AM
dakota fanning would probably be a wondeful snack
Judge Smails
10-27-2008, 10:01 AM
Since I'm not Jewish, give me Dr. Zoidberg with some nice drawn butter sauce on the side.
mikeyboy
10-27-2008, 10:04 AM
o lets say gun to head scenario-
and you were going toeat some alien
what kind of alien would you eat
i mean would E.T taste better then Alf?
or the chick from Species taste better than Stay Puffed
obviously their diet would factor into the flavor, but would green alien be better then extra lean alien?
The Stay Puft Marshmallow man is not an alien.
yojimbo7248
10-27-2008, 10:09 AM
o lets say gun to head scenario-
and you were going toeat some alien
what kind of alien would you eat
i mean would E.T taste better then Alf?
or the chick from Species taste better than Stay Puffed
obviously their diet would factor into the flavor, but would green alien be better then extra lean alien?
Great thread. Would you count Star Wars characters? If so, I think Chewbacca barbequed would be delicious. I would slowly rotate him over an open fire and then serve him with beer and potatoes.
patsopinion
10-27-2008, 10:22 AM
the ewok would prob be the tastiest
id love to take a bite outta jar-jar though
Devo37
10-27-2008, 03:00 PM
i'd eat her:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/Leeloo.jpg
furie
10-27-2008, 03:04 PM
assuming that eating an alien wouldn't be poisonous, i'd eat a Vulcan. Because i want to show those motherfuckers just how illogical Humans can be.
Devo37
10-27-2008, 03:10 PM
assuming that eating an alien wouldn't be poisonous, i'd eat a Vulcan. Because i want to show those motherfuckers just how illogical Humans can be.
oh yeah, i forgot. i'd eat her, too:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/TPol.jpg
furie
10-27-2008, 03:26 PM
oh yeah, i forgot. i'd eat her, too:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/TPol.jpg
the only reason to watch that show
razorboy
10-27-2008, 03:39 PM
A Mexican.
disneyspy
10-27-2008, 03:40 PM
i betcha the predator would taste like crab legs cuz thats what his face looks like
disneyspy
10-27-2008, 03:41 PM
A Mexican.
friday?
torker
10-27-2008, 03:53 PM
Human wrapped alien is the bestest.
http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/The%20Hidden%20pic%202.jpg
CaptClown
10-27-2008, 03:59 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0b/Ilia_(Phase_II).jpg/180px-Ilia_(Phase_II).jpg
Definitely Deltan.
ChimneyFish
10-27-2008, 05:12 PM
i'd eat her:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/Leeloo.jpg
Well played, sir. Well played.
Fucking delicious.(no pun intended)
Alf looks really meaty. Those ribs have got to be amazing.
~Katja~
10-27-2008, 05:17 PM
I would like to hug and tickle E.T... eat... nah, I am not so much of an aliantarian
WampusCrandle
10-27-2008, 07:24 PM
i gotta go with a lean alien - hopefully it can taste like jerky or something close
Fez4PrezN2008
10-27-2008, 08:02 PM
Admiral Ackbar would taste the best.
Greedo the worst.
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/tarp-30198.jpg
joethebartender
10-27-2008, 11:19 PM
S.P.E.W.E.Y. ---plus he self-basting!
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PapaBear
10-27-2008, 11:43 PM
Jabba the Hutt looks like he'd be tender and fatty, due to his sedentary lifestyle. However, I'd be a little concerned about alien STD's. My recommendation would be BBQ Jabba, marinated in Jack Daniels, and cooked for 12 hours on low in a crock pot. If you have a nice sized freezer, you could have enough to eat for at least a year.
Edit: If you're cooking for a large amount of people, I'd cook him over an open pit for a day or two.
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