eating another human/who would taste best?

[patsopinion]

so lets say gun to head scenario-
and you were going toeat some human

what kind of human would you eat

i mean would an asian taste better then a Mexican?
or a skinney chick taste better than a fat guy
obviously their diet would factor into the flavor, but would greasey human be better then extra lean human?

[ChrisTheCop]

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

so let me guess this str8, u have a gun to your head, but these evil captors will give u a choice of who to eat, then make that person available to you, then kill that person then force you to eat that person of race or creed


sounds a lil far fetched, Im 30, lived a pretty good life

I may just take the bullet


no gun to the head for a overweight white baby though

mmm baby

[ScottFromGA]

Robin Meade....I think she would take like a bowl of strawberries.



man I love her....in a East Side Doug loves Mickie James kinda way...:wub:

[RAAMONE]

is this a prearranged meal...cause i doubt hes going to have every type of human on earth there for you to choose

[patsopinion]

some people need motivation to try new things



no gun to the head for a overweight white baby though

mmm baby

the other other other white meat

or would human be considered dark meat?

[patsopinion]

is this a prearranged meal...cause i doubt hes going to have every type of human on earth there for you to choose

well according to the parameters youd only need 4 of every race
which is only like 17 people

[mikeyboy]

well according to the parameters youd only need 4 of every race
which is only like 17 people

Sometimes your posts make my head hurt.

[Bossanova]

Sometimes your posts make my head hurt.

Sometimes?

[Judge Smails]

well according to the parameters youd only need 4 of every race
which is only like 17 people

How the fuck does 4 go into 17!?

[Aneurysm]

I bet a certain board member would taste delicious. Lots of salted cured meats have been sealed in for flavor

[patsopinion]

How the fuck does 4 go into 17!?

well you have 4 different races + 1 tranny

[RAAMONE]

i'd probably eat a black person cause i prefer dark meat when i eat chicken

and i always told my girl that if i ever had to eat her for some reason that i would eat the mound right above the vagina first...thats probably like filet mignon

[RAAMONE]

well you have 4 different races + 1 tranny

but then youd have to have an asian, black, white, latino, fat, skinny tranny

[patsopinion]

i'd probably eat a black person cause i prefer dark meat when i eat chicken

and i always told my girl that if i ever had to eat her for some reason that i would eat the mound right above the vagina first...thats probably like filet mignon



oh that brings up another great topic
what is that mound called?
is there a technical name?
i mean the taint/gooch is named- why doesnt that have a name

[Snoogans]

the answer to this is SIMPLE

White female babies.

White meat is much softer and far less athletic then dark meat, and obviously female humans have less dense muscle. babies are so soft anyway, so I dont know if you could beat White female babies.

[patsopinion]

but then youd have to have an asian, black, white, latino, fat, skinny tranny

perfect cross section



would gay people taste different then straight?

[Judge Smails]

oh that brings up another great topic
what is that mound called?
is there a technical name?
i mean the taint/gooch is named- why doesnt that have a name

Mons Venus

http://warnerkirby.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/the_more_you_know775718.jpg

[RAAMONE]

perfect cross section



would gay people taste different then straight?

ask doug

[Aneurysm]

the answer to this is SIMPLE

White female babies.

White meat is much softer and far less athletic then dark meat, and obviously female humans have less dense muscle. babies are so soft anyway, so I dont know if you could beat White female babies.

Just like eating veal

[Snoogans]

Just like eating veal

glad to see SOMEBODY gets it

[grlNIN]

I think i would rather eat the bullet.

[Snoogans]

I think i would rather eat the bullet.

plug whore

[grlNIN]

What does that even mean in this context?

[Snoogans]

What does that even mean in this context?

eatabullet.com I read it as eat a bullet. Not the bullet.

[patsopinion]

I think i would rather eat the bullet.

there are 2 kinds of people in this world
those that will eat human
and those that will be eaten

[grlNIN]

Then i would rather eat the bullet and then be eaten by someone i love because i am generous.

[patsopinion]

how is this not the best thread ever?
i'm a genius

[Devo37]

Michael Phelps would probably be great. low fat, high muscle meat. Grilled and slathered in buffalo wing sauce, a Phelps arm should be delicious.

[Farmer Dave]

Michael Phelps would probably be great. low fat, high muscle meat. Grilled and slathered in buffalo wing sauce, a Phelps arm should be delicious.



If we're talking specific people, he'd be too tough. Madona would be stringy. I'm thinking Lindsy Lohan would be delicuos, young, not overly atheletic. Probably just the right amount of marbling in the ass meat.

[GregoryJoseph]

how is this not the best thread ever?
i'm a genius

Agreed.

[sailor]

asians, no doubt. they're effectively pre-brined in soy sauce. moist, salty, meaty goodness.

noi, that's not a mod-quote.

[Coach]

Asian Midget Baby, the meat falls right off the bone, and no utensils needed.

[razorboy]

I think I'd enjoy a grass fed angus human.

[Death Metal Moe]

If we're eating people, I call Johnny Depp because he's delicious.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/johnny_depp.jpg

...wait what?

[Foster]

I would have to go with eating a baby, besides being tastier and tender, I don't think I could eat an adult in one sitting and I hate wasting food.

[sailor]

I would have to go with eating a baby, besides being tastier and tender, I don't think I could eat an adult in one sitting and I hate wasting food.

you can eat a whole cow at once?

[Foster]

you can eat a whole cow at once?

now you're getting into having a butcher cut the body up for you and letting you choose choice sections.
I thought we had to eat the whole thing

[razorboy]

you can eat a whole cow at once?

If he's lonely, and has had enough to drink.

[sailor]

now you're getting into having a butcher cut the body up for you and letting you choose choice sections.
I thought we had to eat the whole thing

please, we may be cannibals, but that's no excuse to not act civilized.

[Foster]

please, we may be cannibals, but that's no excuse to not act civilized.

fine, I'll have Jessica Biel's ass, with a side of Angelina Jolie's taint

[DonInNC]

the answer to this is SIMPLE

White female babies.... babies are so soft anyway, so I dont know if you could beat White female babies.

plus their ovaries are still full so you have plenty of eggs for breakfast.

[boosterp]

I'll take a white 5 year old. Nice, tender, just the right amount of muscle development, and would be great eating right off the bone.

[Foster]

if someone ate nothing but cocks, would that be considered the "Aiken's Diet Plan"?

[cougarjake13]

i'd want some nice just turned 18 yr old skinny rich girl and i'd start with her snatch

[Marc with a c]

good thread pat.

i've been thinking about this quite a bit. i don't want an american to much shitty food and unnecessary fats. many of the european countries have the drinky problems, and would be to dry. the asians might be the way to go. i don't want one that's to skinny though. a nice healthy south american would be good. maybe somebody from chile that had a good mix of meats and seafoods in their diets. so that's it. a chilean that could stand to lose about fifteen pounds. i want a smoked chilean thigh burrito.

[lleeder]

If we were eating human, and had to eat the ass. As a joke I'd say this tastes like shit when I got to the asshole.

[DarkHippie]

I would want the hamstring of a fat frenchwoman. sHe's already infused with wine and butter.

[CuntagiousChris]

I think id have to go with one or both of Vida Guerras ass cheeks im not even a cannibal and i wanna take a bite out of that thinghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vHrMIaZkOKXvmM:http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg

[Slumbag]

If we're talking specific people, he'd be too tough. Madona would be stringy. I'm thinking Lindsy Lohan would be delicuos, young, not overly atheletic. Probably just the right amount of marbling in the ass meat.

Lindsay Lohan would be salty as shit. Guarenteed.
I'd go Eva Mendes.
Is it gay to eat a dude? I think it is.

[joethebartender]

Reguardless of race, I'd like to eat a corporate staff accountant, (one without a gym membership). One who eats chinese or maybe fried chicken everyday for lunch and sits in the same air conditioned booth (cubicle) every day like a veal calf.

Can you tell I have someone in mind?:wink: