The "Vh1 Reality" thread

[GreatAmericanZero]

I decided to just give all these shows their own thread because there is just so much to talk about!

"Scream Queens" - im into it! James Gunn is a judge and thats cool. I'll follow it


"Real Chance of Love" - ill still watch it, but i'm not feeling it. It should just be called "Chance of Love"..hes kinda funny, but Real is just boring and annoying

Rock of Love: Charm School - Its GREAT! Way better than the "Flavor of Love:Charm School". I guess because Sharon Osbourne really was a business woman and had to act respectable..she makes sense as a host. In "Flavor of Love: Charm School" they just had stupid morbidley obese unfunny comedienne Mo'Nique host..that was awful

As I'm writing this i'm watching my DVR premiere of Celebrity Rehab 2 but i'm glad they bought that nurse Shelly back. Shelly is so fucking hot..i wanna hook up with Shelly!

[razorboy]

Celeb rehab is the only one I can watch for even a couple of minutes. Usually I'll watch for a little bit, something disgusting and embarassing happens and I flip the channel. Although, Amber Smith is lovely.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Celeb rehab is the only one I can watch for even a couple of minutes. Usually I'll watch for a little bit, something disgusting and embarassing happens and I flip the channel. Although, Amber Smith is lovely.

the problem with "Celebrity Rehab" is the celebrities start out fun and then get boring so its worse as it goes on. But Shelly is still hot shit, i think shes the hottest girl of all VH1 reality girls.

I forgot to mention "The Pick Up Artist 2"...i watch this show but it makes me feel douchey. Just seeing these "nerds" becoming some weirdo backstreet boy to appeal to ex-strippers..i dunno, i just feel embarrassed watching it. But I still watch it!

[paulisded]

Real Chance of Love stinks. Neither of these guys has any kind of personality, and while all of the women are ridiculous it's not the same as the twits we've seen in the past.

Charm School, though, is the best. I loved I Love Money because of all of the nutjobs, but this show increases the craziness times ten. In their first hour of filming (literally), the following happened:

1. One woman (Lacey) grabbed another girl's ass, resulting in a fight that culminated in an apple being thrown at her head.
2. Another woman threw fits whenever somebody talked to her...hell, looked at her. Over and over, she said she was "too good to be there", and her dream gig is an Oprah meets Eastern healing show.
3. The cutest girl in the bunch claimed to be a NASA scientist.
4. A woman kicked out of her first show for drinking got drunk and passed out after proclaiming that she would not drink at all on this show.
5. Heather showed up in some weird dominatrix outfit (and some new plastic surgery), and immediately got into a verbal spat with Lacey.

These girls are so ridiculous that many of the usual suspects (Megan, etc.) have had little to no screen time. The only downside to this show is that Rodeo is on. Please, Sharon, kick her out immediately.

[GreatAmericanZero]

theres only been one episode of "Real Chance" so ill stay open minded..maybe one or two of those whores will become good characters


But Im still watching "Celebrity Rehab" its so funny to me how Gary Busey thinks hes there as a mentor and not a patient. That guy is out of his mind

[Marc with a c]

Vh1 might be my favorite channelk. I watch all of this crap, rehab being my least favorite, and pickup artist being my favorite. I also like the those real and chance characters, those girls are pretty fucking out there.

[grlNIN]

Celebrity Rehab 2 is a big reach, not interested in the least bit with that one.

Charm School is #1 and R&C of Love, meh. I think i would've like to watch another show with Whiteboy over those two 'tards.

Anxiously awaiting Rock of Love III, Daisy of Love im not sure about because i couldn't stand her fish language.

[paulisded]

Celebrity Rehab 2 is a big reach, not interested in the least bit with that one.

Charm School is #1 and R&C of Love, meh. I think i would've like to watch another show with Whiteboy over those two 'tards.

Anxiously awaiting Rock of Love III, Daisy of Love im not sure about because i couldn't stand her fish language.

Yeah, I'll watch that trainwreck but I'm not a fan of Daisy. That would have been a better gig for Megan...but at least they didn't give it to Heather or Rodeo.

[grlNIN]

Heather would have been the best choice.

I'm surprised she didn't get a show a la New York.

[Marc with a c]

lacey might be the most annoying reality personality eva.

[GreatAmericanZero]

lacey might be the most annoying reality personality eva.

i like lacey


now if they start giving 2 people a show (like "Real Chance") what if they gave Meghan and Brandi C a show together. that could be fun

[paulisded]

Heather would have been the best choice.

I'm surprised she didn't get a show a la New York.

I can't stand Heather...but you're probably right.

[lleeder]

Entertainer Pack, would be my favorite.

[grlNIN]

lacey might be the most annoying reality personality eva.

It was the best when the drunk girl said "Her hair looks like my period" when the entered the Charm School house.

Her weird teeth and no-forehead with bad hair combo are pretty terrible.

[paulisded]

Entertainer Pack, would be my favorite.

How about a show with Entertainer and his family? Or at least his mom?

[grlNIN]

I want them to mix the Bret Michaels and Flavor Flav girls in one house and vice versa with the guys.

The kinda did for I Love Money but not really.

[Marc with a c]

Entertainer Pack, would be my favorite.

I think entertainer and heat are actually living together in LA

[GreatAmericanZero]

How about a show with Entertainer and his family? Or at least his mom?

i dont like family reality shows (and i didn't bring up "Brooke Knows Best" cuz that one is absolutely unwatchable to me). But Entertainer can do something and i'd watch. Give Whiteboy and Mr. Boston a show too

[paulisded]

i dont like family reality shows (and i didn't bring up "Brooke Knows Best" cuz that one is absolutely unwatchable to me). But Entertainer can do something and i'd watch. Give Whiteboy and Mr. Boston a show too

I don't mean a regular reality show; I'm talking about one of these dating shows but with Entertainer's mom helping with the selection and challenges.

[cougarjake13]

im digging rock of love charm school



brandi c and megan would be a kick ass show

[GreatAmericanZero]

im digging rock of love charm school



brandi c and megan would be a kick ass show

megan has a weird way of speaking..i cant figure out where her accent is from. but when ever she ends a sentence with the word "Me" she draws out the "e" for so long

like she says "how can they do that to Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

[grlNIN]

She's from Chicago.

[GreatAmericanZero]

She's from Chicago.

she should get her own cupcake then

maybe two really large cupcakes made out a hard substance and fake sugar

[torker]

Steve Alder's lookin like a million bucks. :ohmy:

[GreatAmericanZero]

so since Shawnee Smith hosts "Scream Queen", her best film work is on tv right now. The great "Summer School" with Mark Harmon. I LOVE this movie

[torker]

If Tawney Kitaen makes me cry I am going to punch my TV.

[torker]

so since Shawnee Smith hosts "Scream Queen", her best film work is on tv right now. The great "Summer School" with Mark Harmon. I LOVE this movie

She was hot in Harry Crumb.
http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m1/whos-harry-crumb1.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

If Tawney Kitaen makes me cry I am going to punch my TV.

if you cry from a vh1 reality show i am going to punch you!

[realmenhatelife]

Whats with Kristy Jo being so under the radar on Charm School? I'm enjoying this but not as much as the pick up artist.

I cant wait Daisy of Love, she talks with her hands like rachel ray, but has had 50 more abortions.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i have to agree with scott, Rodeo stinks

[paulisded]

i have to agree with scott, Rodeo stinks

I watched two episodes in a row last night, and they just have to give a show to Megan and Brandi C. And thank God Rodeo was eliminated...she's truly psychotic.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I watched two episodes in a row last night, and they just have to give a show to Megan and Brandi C. And thank God Rodeo was eliminated...she's truly psychotic.

she definitely deserved to be eliminated. She made too much of that bracelet shit...she screwed herself over

[GreatAmericanZero]

i watched this weeks "Real/Chance of Love"..i dunno

I think Chance is kinda funny cuz hes such a dick. But Real is sooooooooooooo boring. hes just a fucking loser.

They make a lot of....and i don't know how to explain it except as.."black people sounds". like a lot of weird groans that signify a "hell no" or a "shes an attractive lady". its annoying


but i do like that they are able to choose girls from the other brothers team..thats kinda cool. I just wished the brothers had more personality

BTW, in this episode (which was the 2nd episode) they took the girls to a recording studio because apparently thats what Real and Chance do for a living...they are recording artists. Who knew?

[Marc with a c]

i knew.

-1 for me

[GreatAmericanZero]

omg u guys have to check out this site

http://www.famousvh1friends.com

its a show for vh1 reality people. You can befriend them and they talk to fans on their site...its fucking sweet. I befriended James Gunn, Mr. Boston, Toastee and Lacey

I'm GreatAmericanZero on that site of course

http://www.famousvh1friends.com/fan/95003/greatamericanzero

[GreatAmericanZero]

some good news and bad news. Reading "Mr. Boston"'s profile, he does confirm that there will be an "I Love Money 2"!!!!

but the bad news is, Mr. Boston said he turned it down because he would only do it if they guaranteed him his own show (which they didn't)

[paulisded]

some good news and bad news. Reading "Mr. Boston"'s profile, he does confirm that there will be an "I Love Money 2"!!!!

but the bad news is, Mr. Boston said he turned it down because he would only do it if they guaranteed him his own show (which they didn't)

That's a huge disappointment.

[cougarjake13]

some good news and bad news. Reading "Mr. Boston"'s profile, he does confirm that there will be an "I Love Money 2"!!!!

but the bad news is, Mr. Boston said he turned it down because he would only do it if they guaranteed him his own show (which they didn't)



awesome !!!

prob no mention of who's on it

[cougarjake13]

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[The Ogre]

Holy shit. I think Dave made this point on air the other day, but it's something that's been bugging me since "I love New York". Now they're making shows about the ancillary characters of ancillary characters? Real and Chance who were eliminated from I Love New York who was in turn eliminated from Flavor of Love. Oof. Did they stop calling this shit "Celebreality" yet? Cause even when it was Brett Michaels and Flava Flav that title was tenuous at best. Now it's like watching a reality show about the dude who owns a deli.

That being said I will watch the shit out of the Daisy show. Only because she is such an emotional dunce, and has a full sleeve.

[cougarjake13]

Holy shit. I think Dave made this point on air the other day, but it's something that's been bugging me since "I love New York". Now they're making shows about the ancillary characters of ancillary characters? Real and Chance who were eliminated from I Love New York who was in turn eliminated from Flavor of Love. Oof. Did they stop calling this shit "Celebreality" yet? Cause even when it was Brett Michaels and Flava Flav that title was tenuous at best. Now it's like watching a reality show about the dude who owns a deli.

That being said I will watch the shit out of the Daisy show. Only because she is such an emotional dunce, and has a full sleeve.

she's awesome, and i love that full sleeve tat

[GreatAmericanZero]

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oh thats cool..so its completely different

I guess thats a good thing, they can weed out the superstars and then have the best

Sinceer was great on "Flavor of Love"..good to see her again. And "Prancer" is a black chick i would LOVE to hook up with!


and i know paulisded wants to fuck Brandi M. so "I love money 2" could be good viewing!

[paulisded]

oh thats cool..so its completely different

I guess thats a good thing, they can weed out the superstars and then have the best

Sinceer was great on "Flavor of Love"..good to see her again. And "Prancer" is a black chick i would LOVE to hook up with!


and i know paulisded wants to fuck Brandi M. so "I love money 2" could be good viewing!

Hmmmm, I think this cast may have a tough time equaling what happened on the first season.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Hmmmm, I think this cast may have a tough time equaling what happened on the first season.

what if the final challenge is to have Brandi M. blow you?

[paulisded]

what if the final challenge is to have Brandi M. blow you?

That works for me.

[GreatAmericanZero]

actually..if they did Rocker Chicks and Ghetto chicks...why can't they do a reality show Paulisluv where Paulisded finds a lady out of a bunch of "Indie rock chicks". That could be cool...hipster chicks in a mansion. Scott can elimate a girl based on her lame cd compilations....a girl can tell on another girl that she is secretly a "Rush" fan...Im all for this show!

[paulisded]

actually..if they did Rocker Chicks and Ghetto chicks...why can't they do a reality show Paulisluv where Paulisded finds a lady out of a bunch of "Indie rock chicks". That could be cool...hipster chicks in a mansion. Scott can elimate a girl based on her lame cd compilations....a girl can tell on another girl that she is secretly a "Rush" fan...Im all for this show!

OMG, this would be the greatest show ever!

And the final challenge could be to reunite the Replacements!

[GreatAmericanZero]

OMG, this would be the greatest show ever!

And the final challenge could be to reunite the Replacements!

you can get vh1 to reunite "The Replacements" on your show, and then the girls would have to write a review and whoever writes the worst review goes home

and you're line to the girls can be like "would u continue posting with me?"

and when they are kicked off you have to say "You're banned for life"

[Marc with a c]

anybody remember the show "bands on the run" with flickerstick, and some other bands? i really enjoyed that, but they never did a season two.

i blame beastie for that.

[yojimbo7248]

you can get vh1 to reunite "The Replacements" on your show, and then the girls would have to write a review and whoever writes the worst review goes home

and you're line to the girls can be like "would u continue posting with me?"

and when they are kicked off you have to say "You're banned for life"

After Paulisded fails to find love after a couple of seasons, you can have "Indie rock chick Charm School". Kim Gordon would be the headmistress.

[paulisded]

you can get vh1 to reunite "The Replacements" on your show, and then the girls would have to write a review and whoever writes the worst review goes home

and you're line to the girls can be like "would u continue posting with me?"

and when they are kicked off you have to say "You're banned for life"

After Paulisded fails to find love after a couple of seasons, you can have "Indie rock chick Charm School". Kim Gordon would be the headmistress.

This thread really has become pure goodness.

Kim Gordon would be a great host, but how about Juliana Hatfield?

[GreatAmericanZero]

This thread really has become pure goodness.

Kim Gordon would be a great host, but how about Juliana Hatfield?

well since "Flavor of Love Charm School" used morbidly obese unfunny black "comedienne" Mo'Nique...if they kept with that theme you know who would be perfect?

Janeane Garafolo!

and the sad thing is, i bet they could get her too

[paulisded]

well since "Flavor of Love Charm School" used morbidly obese unfunny black "comedienne" Mo'Nique...if they kept with that theme you know who would be perfect?

Janeane Garafolo!

and the sad thing is, i bet they could get her too

Or Sarah Silverman.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Or Sarah Silverman.

sarah silverman isn't really "hipster indy cool" these days..shes kinda more of a mainstream beloved female comedienne


i think another good host of "Paul of Luv Charm School" would be Juliette Lewis

[paulisded]

sarah silverman isn't really "hipster indy cool" these days..shes kinda more of a mainstream beloved female comedienne


i think another good host of "Paul of Luv Charm School" would be Juliette Lewis

But Sarah loves indie rock.

[GreatAmericanZero]

But Sarah loves indie rock.

yeah but while Mo'Nique and Sharon Osbourne portray their image in the business world as they are successful...thats not really Sarah Silverman's main thing, people of all types are into her stuff. Janeane Garafolo, Juliana hatfield, juliette lewis and such are still representative of that image

[paulisded]

yeah but while Mo'Nique and Sharon Osbourne portray their image in the business world as they are successful...thats not really Sarah Silverman's main thing, people of all types are into her stuff. Janeane Garafolo, Juliana hatfield, juliette lewis and such are still representative of that image

I'll take Juliana Hatfield for MY show.

[GreatAmericanZero]

watching the "Pick Up Artist" i get a kick out of the "lesser" contestants that decide to go after the fat and old chicks in the club..its an interesting strategy (and i notice that Mystery gives extra points to the ones that get hot chicks)

"Celebrity Rehab" is the oddest show...Gary Busey is sober but they are now getting him on medication cuz hes crazy. I thought the point was to get off of drugs, not to be put on drugs!

Im rewatching "Real/Chance of Love" and i DO think Chance is funny cuz hes such a dick. But get Real of the show. Real is the most boring contestant ever...and his attempts at being interesting for the camera just seems so phony ("Did you give my brother a lapd-izzle" yuck)

I am thinking "Daisy of Love" will be good though cuz they never had a show where the contestants are all sleazy loser white-trashy rocker guys. That could be very very interesting and that has a lot of potential

[GreatAmericanZero]

this is "The Stallionaires" myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=122575830

what awful horrible outdated music!

[paulisded]

I'm so disappointed that Meghan was booted last week.

I hear she's going to be in Playboy, though.

But I have come up with an idea for Paulislove (or whatever Gaz is calling it). Meghan will appear on an episode, and for a challenge my indie rock girls have to turn her into a hipster.

[Mullenax]

I'm so disappointed that Meghan was booted last week.

I hear she's going to be in Playboy, though.

But I have come up with an idea for Paulislove (or whatever Gaz is calling it). Meghan will appear on an episode, and for a challenge my indie rock girls have to turn her into a hipster.

I think Meghan stated on Beauty And The Geek that Playboy is a longtime aspiration, so good for her, and what took them so long?

[GreatAmericanZero]

scott, you can have meghan and brandi M., but can i get that Jessica chick that was crying in the last episode?

[Heather 8]

I am thinking "Daisy of Love" will be good though cuz they never had a show where the contestants are all sleazy loser white-trashy rocker guys. That could be very very interesting and that has a lot of potential


I am proud/appalled to say I know someone trying out for that show.

http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/RhettdaThreat

[paulisded]

scott, you can have meghan and brandi M., but can i get that Jessica chick that was crying in the last episode?

Noooooooooooooooo. That's my favorite!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Noooooooooooooooo. That's my favorite!

no fair! you never mentioned her before!

[paulisded]

no fair! you never mentioned her before!

Ok, how about I take that dark-haired girl who I believe was still technically married when she was on Rock of Love?

This would be a helluva double date for us, Gaz.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/charm_school_rock_of_love/misc/rolcs_groupgreen_1.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

Ok, how about I take that dark-haired girl who I believe was still technically married when she was on Rock of Love?

This would be a helluva double date for us, Gaz.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/charm_school_rock_of_love/misc/rolcs_groupgreen_1.jpg

yeah you could take her. I want Jessica, Toastie and i kinda like Lacey too (you hate her right?). I also like that North Dakota Cornfed chick from "Real Chance of Love".

I'll try to think of other chicks i definitely want. I don't like fake tits obviously

[paulisded]

yeah you could take her. I want Jessica, Toastie and i kinda like Lacey too (you hate her right?). I also like that North Dakota Cornfed chick from "Real Chance of Love".

I'll try to think of other chicks i definitely want. I don't like fake tits obviously

Well, I'd rather have your girl but you're pulling rank here. I don't mind Lacey, but she doesn't do much for me. I'm glad that manly beast was evicted this week, and I really hope that Heather goes soon.

[GreatAmericanZero]

oh by the way, this is something i gotta tell you guys

I was watching "Scream Queens" and i had the biggest laugh i ever had at a reality show

They had a challenge where they had dialogue from "The Brain that wouldn't die" and the actresses had to do the lines with a bad actor as a co-star. Basically to see who can do the best with horrible dialogue and bad co-stars. The scene was of the woman waking up to discover shes just a head (and no longer has a body)

so the actresses do the scenes, some better than others..some make odd choices. Then one actress does the lines in a complete retard voice. Over-the-top dummy retard. I belly laughed so hard. Holy shit


I do think "Scream Queens" is a cool show, and it definitley has a lot of hot chicks on it

[paulisded]

I sat through some Real Chance episodes tonight, and while the ND girl is cute the problem is that I've known a lot of midwest farm girls that look just like her. I know exactly what she'll look like after she pumps out a kid or two.

[paulisded]

Rabbit is hot, but that chick that's always grinding her ass on Chance is awful.

[lleeder]

Is anyone watching that scream queen show?

[Mullenax]

Is anyone watching that scream queen show?

Yes.

[lleeder]

And.

[Mullenax]

And.

I think it's brilliant, every challenge is funny, and most of the girls are a bit weird. Less "house stuff" than the other shows, which makes it more of a contest.
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The prize is a "major role" in Saw 6, but aren't they advertising Saw 5 as "the last chapter" as we speak? I think Vh1 is yanking them around.

[boonanas]

I started watching Scream Queens this week since all the Scream Queens are going to this Saw convention that I'm attending this Saturday. It's a funny show. All the actresses are the best worst actresses ever. LINA is insane, and I'm glad she got booted but she was so fucking unintentionally funny, especially this last show where she kept acting crazy by wobbling her tongue out. Scream Queens is so bad it's fantastic.

[GreatAmericanZero]

"The Stallionaires" performed on this weeks "Real/chance of love"...just an awful awful group of "musicians". this show is so uninteresting


glad Dallas got kicked off of the Charm school. fuckin' hated her. Lacey is so fucking hot


can't wait for tonights "Scream Queens"!

[Mullenax]

Anyone else sick of the Pickup Artist? It took a while... but now it's the most boring thing ever. TV-pretty nerds make out with drunk girls, I get it, there's no surprise anymore.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Anyone else sick of the Pickup Artist? It took a while... but now it's the most boring thing ever. TV-pretty nerds make out with drunk girls, I get it, there's no surprise anymore.

it also makes me embarrassed watching it. All those horrible conversation starters. "I just did a caper, and now im celebrating like its Oceans 11!" douchechill

[razorboy]

Anyone else sick of the Pickup Artist? It took a while... but now it's the most boring thing ever. TV-pretty nerds make out with drunk girls, I get it, there's no surprise anymore.

How could you ever get tired of this dreamboat?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/mystery.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I'm still very into Pick Up Artist but some of the material is so bad. The oceans 11 opener and any opener Simeon uses are especially horrifying.

Also, improved as Rian seemed he was generally picking up on fat girls, which should be some sort of penalty because its easier.

[paulisded]

I just finished watching this week's Real Chance of Love, and I'm hating this show more every week. Their "performance" represented everything is wrong with the music industry. Simply terrible. And how some of these women made it onto the show is beyond me. Bay Bay Bay? Terrible. MILF? Ugh. The black chick with the terrible tats on her bicep? Awful.

I do think Rabbit is sexy, though.

[GreatAmericanZero]

great great GREAT episode of charm school this week!

[paulisded]

great great GREAT episode of charm school this week!

DON'T tell me what happened!

[cougarjake13]

great great GREAT episode of charm school this week!

ive been forgetting to dvr it

have to find a re run

[paulisded]

ive been forgetting to dvr it

have to find a re run

The official first airing is tonight, but for some reason VH1 has always shown their Sunday night lineup on Sunday morning.

[cougarjake13]

The official first airing is tonight, but for some reason VH1 has always shown their Sunday night lineup on Sunday morning.

i noticed that


the same thing happens with hulk hogans CCW

new episodes are sat nights at 8pm but the new epi premeires at sat 2pm

[paulisded]

i noticed that


the same thing happens with hulk hogans CCW

new episodes are sat nights at 8pm but the new epi premeires at sat 2pm

That show is another that is so horrible I have to watch it.

[paulisded]

I just watched one of Brandi C's porns on Pornhub, and I must admit I'm impressed. She looks a LOT better - her skin is cleared up, and her hair and makeup isn't so fucked up. Plus, she's about 15 pounds thinner. The tat on her lower stomach is beyond stupid, though.

[cougarjake13]

I just watched one of Brandi C's porns on Pornhub, and I must admit I'm impressed. She looks a LOT better - her skin is cleared up, and her hair and makeup isn't so fucked up. Plus, she's about 15 pounds thinner. The tat on her lower stomach is beyond stupid, though.

im looking for it but cant find it

[paulisded]

im looking for it but cant find it

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2b80c8c9403feaf98af1

[cougarjake13]

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2b80c8c9403feaf98af1

page not found

[paulisded]

page not found

Hmmmm, go into the celebrity category and you'll find it.

[reillyluck]

great great GREAT episode of charm school this week!

i saw a preview of some chick getting spit in the face. was that the episode????

[cougarjake13]

Hmmmm, go into the celebrity category and you'll find it.

yeh thats where i looked first


i ll try again


ahh i actually looked in reality not celebrity

i found it

[grlNIN]

I've started watching Celebrity Rehab and something about seeing Steven Adler like that really crushes my heart.

I really shed a tear or two, i guess VH1 makes these shows for fuckfaces like me.

[paulisded]

This is completely unrelated, but on the same page as the Brandi C porn is the one with Amy Fisher. I have to admit she doesn't look as bad as I thought she would.

[Mullenax]

Also MTV's Paris Hilton BFF bikini corey has tittie pics somewhere on the internets.

[paulisded]

Also MTV's Paris Hilton BFF bikini corey has tittie pics somewhere on the internets.

Yeah, I've seen those.

Here's one:

http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2008/9/XgyBCd-1221847141.jpg

Edit: Ok, I screwed this up but since there's no real nudity I don't think it should be a problem.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i saw a preview of some chick getting spit in the face. was that the episode????

yeah Brandi C spit in Destiny's face. Also, Heather threw a plate at Lacey and it broke against the wall

Heather got to stay with some bullshit saying she was throwing the plate agains the wall and not at lacey. thats such bullshit, she was drunk and i think she was clearly throwing it against her head. If Sharon saw how it really went down, Heather would not have been allowed to stay

[paulisded]

yeah Brandi C spit in Destiny's face. Also, Heather threw a plate at Lacey and it broke against the wall

Heather got to stay with some bullshit saying she was throwing the plate agains the wall and not at lacey. thats such bullshit, she was drunk and i think she was clearly throwing it against her head. If Sharon saw how it really went down, Heather would not have been allowed to stay

I stayed up till 1 am last night watching this episode (even though it was on my DVR), and it was the best yet. The Heather thing was ridiculous, especially her "I AM an a-list celebrity, bitch!" Sure you are. I'm not sure how good the rest of the season can be as almost all of the people that entertain me are now gone.

[GreatAmericanZero]

real/chance of love is the lamest, saddest attempt at a reality show i ever saw

the way they are trying to make BayBayBay the main bitchy black woman villian yet she doesnt do anything bad..its just horrible material with the vh1 talent doing their best to make it interesting (with editing and sound effects). Its so bad

Anyway, last night they showed a preview of next week where Real & Chance go to the club and get into a fight with a guy and get arrested! Its so obvious that its going to be a staged fight that they plan with actors to see how the girls react. In the "next week clips" they show Real breaking the cheesiest "break-away" bottle over the guys head and these horrible cop actors asking the girls questions (also, in a reality show, if the cops were real they most certainley would have their face blurred).

Just wanted to throw that radio psychic out there

[Marc with a c]

not vh1 (yet) but i'm pumped vanessa didn't win.

[torker]

Welcome back, Shifty.

[paulisded]

real/chance of love is the lamest, saddest attempt at a reality show i ever saw

the way they are trying to make BayBayBay the main bitchy black woman villian yet she doesnt do anything bad..its just horrible material with the vh1 talent doing their best to make it interesting (with editing and sound effects). Its so bad

Anyway, last night they showed a preview of next week where Real & Chance go to the club and get into a fight with a guy and get arrested! Its so obvious that its going to be a staged fight that they plan with actors to see how the girls react. In the "next week clips" they show Real breaking the cheesiest "break-away" bottle over the guys head and these horrible cop actors asking the girls questions (also, in a reality show, if the cops were real they most certainley would have their face blurred).

Just wanted to throw that radio psychic out there

I finally got around to watching this week's episode last night, and I can't believe that they saved stupid Bay Bay Bay after eliminating her. At the same, though, you could almost see it coming as it was Chance's turn to give a person the boot.

The part I laughed at the most, though, was the blonde black twit who at first was pissed that she wasn't chosen first but then concluded that it was the second choice that was the person he wanted to be with the most. Um, sure.

[paulisded]

Cornfed isn't that bad looking, especially for a girl from my part of the country.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/5/l_a288018d42a84f689e27127aa20c2b4a.jpg

[cougarjake13]

scream queens is utterly horrible and un watchable

[Marc with a c]

cornfed is very attractive. bubbles isn't awful, and i thought hood was hot before she showed that ho side.

[paulisded]

cornfed is very attractive. bubbles isn't awful, and i thought hood was hot before she showed that ho side.

When Bubbles has straight hair as she did this week, she's not too bad. But when it's curly she's awful, especially when she talks as she's borderline retarded.

Rabbit is the one sista that I think is sexy.

[GreatAmericanZero]

cornfed IS hot


scott, u made a good point before about why Real Chance sucks. Hooking up with Flavor Flav or Brett Michaels can help a career, they are legitimately famous musicians. They have industry connections and friends.

Real/Chance are failed musicans. And they suck. The only benefit of being on their show is getting on tv just for that show

with shows like "I love NY" where the woman isn't shit but its guys trying to get with her, thats different cuz guys don't need a reason to be with a loser woman but women need a reason to get with loser guys

and cornfed is def hot. i'd love to hook up with her

[Mullenax]

Dating Chance must be like watching an endless Chris Tucker movie. I don't think I put up with it, even for VH1 money. Whoever wins I will still feel sorry for.

[Marc with a c]

GREATEST STORY EVER!!!

i just got off the phone with one of my friends whose girlfriend was in miami at some art gallery opening after party, and had by far the best celebrity encounter ever. It wasn't just a sighting, but a real fucking encounter. She spoke to both MYSTERY and MATADOR. She spoke with both of them! mystery asked to have a sip of her drink when she declined he said "I have to go see about my hat.". Apparently somebody stole his big fuzzy hat and wouldn't give it back to him. Matador came up to her while she was speaking to one of the artists and my friends girl and introduced himself as 'james' and then he introduced one of his friends "jay".who was described as a "dork" His firsts words to her... "What move is 'nobody puts baby in the corner' from?" She watches the show, and couldn't stop herself from laughing in order to play along.

I was so enthralled by this story I missed the exit I was looking for. She also got a kiss on the cheek from Mystery.

[GreatAmericanZero]

GREATEST STORY EVER!!!

i just got off the phone with one of my friends whose girlfriend was in miami at some art gallery opening after party, and had by far the best celebrity encounter ever. It wasn't just a sighting, but a real fucking encounter. She spoke to both MYSTERY and MATADOR. She spoke with both of them! mystery asked to have a sip of her drink when she declined he said "I have to go see about my hat.". Apparently somebody stole his big fuzzy hat and wouldn't give it back to him. Matador came up to her while she was speaking to one of the artists and my friends girl and introduced himself as 'james' and then he introduced one of his friends "jay".who was described as a "dork" His firsts words to her... "What move is 'nobody puts baby in the corner' from?" She watches the show, and couldn't stop herself from laughing in order to play along.

I was so enthralled by this story I missed the exit I was looking for. She also got a kiss on the cheek from Mystery.

thats awesome. The funniest part is I just imagine someone stealing Mystery's big faggy hat and laughing at him while he sat there like a loser

[lleeder]

Thats a pretty good story. Did I ever tell you about the time I hung out with Naima, America's Next Top Model Cycle 4 winner?

[Mullenax]

Dating Chance must be like watching an endless Chris Tucker movie. I don't think I put up with it, even for VH1 money. Whoever wins I will still feel sorry for.

Was your friend in a two-set or a four-set, and did anyone complete a caper?

[GreatAmericanZero]

i was thinking of Mysterys techniques with those horrible "set openers". Cuz they say it does work. The only way it works is because you introduce yourself as such a dorky weirdo that you can only go "up" in their eyes from there


i still get douche chills from "We just completed a caper and we are partying like its oceans 11" yuck

[GreatAmericanZero]

so next week is "rock of love: Charm school" extra footage episode. That means that the show is doing well if they are running an episode like that. When vh1 hates a show they just try to run through the episodes as quick as possible (like that "Dice" show)

[Marc with a c]

january 4th. confessions of a teen idol

oh and mystery did a magic trick for my friends girl.

[GreatAmericanZero]

the way they are trying to make BayBayBay the main bitchy black woman villian yet she doesnt do anything bad..its just horrible material with the vh1 talent doing their best to make it interesting (with editing and sound effects). Its so bad

Anyway, last night they showed a preview of next week where Real & Chance go to the club and get into a fight with a guy and get arrested! Its so obvious that its going to be a staged fight that they plan with actors to see how the girls react. In the "next week clips" they show Real breaking the cheesiest "break-away" bottle over the guys head and these horrible cop actors asking the girls questions (also, in a reality show, if the cops were real they most certainley would have their face blurred).

Just wanted to throw that radio psychic out there

watching this weeks episode and i was 100% right. Yay for me!

[paulisded]

watching this weeks episode and i was 100% right. Yay for me!

Yeah, that was pretty obvious...and not well done at all.

[Marc with a c]

i disagree. i was worried sick, but my girl cornfed held up yo. KO is a punk bitch, hit the bricks honey.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i liked that during the elimination Real goes "that had to be the craziest challenge ever"

yeah...it blew my mind

*cough cough*


so Scream Queens and Pickup artist is done, ROL charm school is down to final 3, how come Real/Chance seems to be lasting forever

[Marc with a c]

They always seem to run late.

[red_red_red]

i didn't read the entire thread but Rock of Love is coming back next month!! :thumbup::clap::drunk:!!! i LOVE drunk, slutty, big breasted train wrecks on a sunday morning :smile:

[paulisded]

i LOVE waking up next to drunk, slutty, big breasted train wrecks on a sunday morning :smile:

Fixed

[GreatAmericanZero]

just saw a commercial for "TOOL Academy"

it was a guy with tattoos working out talking how hot he is, and a voice over says "no you're not..youre a tool"

and then "TOOL academy, coming soon"

could be very very funny if done right

[paulisded]

just saw a commercial for "TOOL Academy"

it was a guy with tattoos working out talking how hot he is, and a voice over says "no you're not..youre a tool"

and then "TOOL academy, coming soon"

could be very very funny if done right

I'd love to cast this from boards and Paltalk.

[pittphantoms]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/15/charm-school-chick-sharon-o-attacked-me/

Charm school reunion goes bad... Sharon Osbourne attacks the former Beauty and the Geek winner - Megan Hauserman...

[cougarjake13]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/15/charm-school-chick-sharon-o-attacked-me/

Charm school reunion goes bad... Sharon Osbourne attacks the former Beauty and the Geek winner - Megan Hauserman...


hilarious


i hope sharon kicked her ass

[grlNIN]

All i want for Christmas is VH1 to keep that in the reunion special.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i just watched the season finale of "celebrity rehab" (or rather fast forwarded through most of it, i couldnt sit through the endless "this is why Rod Stewart's son or American Idol Reject is a great person").

Anyway, did anyone see the previews for "Sober House"? It looks GREAT! It has Andy Dick in it. That is going to rule!

I really thought Andy Dick was too famous to do any of this stuff. He still gets movie roles

[cougarjake13]

i just watched the season finale of "celebrity rehab" (or rather fast forwarded through most of it, i couldnt sit through the endless "this is why Rod Stewart's son or American Idol Reject is a great person").

Anyway, did anyone see the previews for "Sober House"? It looks GREAT! It has Andy Dick in it. That is going to rule!

I really thought Andy Dick was too famous to do any of this stuff. He still gets movie roles

no i missed that preview i ll have to find it now


who else is in sober house ???

[GreatAmericanZero]

no i missed that preview i ll have to find it now


who else is in sober house ???

from this season it was American Idol Reject girl, Rodney King, Steven Adler and Amber Smith

from the first season you got Seth and Mary Carey

and then just Andy Dick too

[GreatAmericanZero]

so, any comments on the end of "Charm School"? No surprises, i called the winners every step of the way...but goddamn was Megan a slut in that dress she wore. wow

[paulisded]

so, any comments on the end of "Charm School"? No surprises, i called the winners every step of the way...but goddamn was Megan a slut in that dress she wore. wow

Ooooh, I can't wait to see my girl Megan again.

[Marc with a c]

lacey is crazy. megan has lotsa skin.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Ooooh, I can't wait to see my girl Megan again.

and tonight is the season finale of "Real Chance of Love" so you get to see your girl BayBayBay again!

[realmenhatelife]

I kindof wish they made them hustle a little more at the end, noone is watching this show because they admire emotional growth. I guess Lacey freaking out was the big get.

The big argument in my house is whether or not Brandy C is attractive. My brother insists that of the girls participating in the charity challenge Brandy C is tops, and really the best looking in the house after the NASA girl that looks like meathead from meatballs 2. I've got her way at the bottom of the list. They should've had Dallas back to pair with Lacey.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I kindof wish they made them hustle a little more at the end, noone is watching this show because they admire emotional growth. I guess Lacey freaking out was the big get.

The big argument in my house is whether or not Brandy C is attractive. My brother insists that of the girls participating in the charity challenge Brandy C is tops, and really the best looking in the house after the NASA girl that looks like meathead from meatballs 2. I've got her way at the bottom of the list. They should've had Dallas back to pair with Lacey.


they def shouldve taken Dallas to help Lacey cuz her and Heather pretty much made up. But it does prove that Brandi M really did deserve to win, cuz she still won the challenge with the only partner working against her

Brandi C. isn't my favorite, i guess shes good looking but she is soooo skanky. I think Jessica,Lacey, Kristy Joe and Destiny are all really really hot

[realmenhatelife]

they def shouldve taken Dallas to help Lacey cuz her and Heather pretty much made up. But it does prove that Brandi M really did deserve to win, cuz she still won the challenge with the only partner working against her

Brandi C. isn't my favorite, i guess shes good looking but she is soooo skanky. I think Jessica,Lacey, Kristy Joe and Destiny are all really really hot


The guy that Brandy M got the jacket from looked homeless, so I don't know if that counts. For me it goes: Dallas, Jessica, Kristy Joe, and then lumped in at the end Destiny, Brandy M, Megan, Lacey.

We were also trying to figure out what Brandy M's chest tattoo says, and the best we could do is that the first work looks like "Mean" and it is very possibly "Mean Brandy"

[cougarjake13]

so who won charm school

[GreatAmericanZero]

so who won charm school

brandi M

[cougarjake13]

brandi M

wow cool

[hammersavage]

Yes! I had her in my office pool.

Anyone see the porn with Brandi C.?

[cougarjake13]

Yes! I had her in my office pool.

Anyone see the porn with Brandi C.?

yes it was good

[ChrisBrown]

Celeb rehab is the only one I can watch for even a couple of minutes. Usually I'll watch for a little bit, something disgusting and embarassing happens and I flip the channel. Although, Amber Smith is lovely.

The show started to annoy me but I kept on watching because of Amber Smith.

[cougarjake13]

The show started to annoy me but I kept on watching because of Amber Smith.

as in tiffiani amber smith or someone else ??


ahh nevermind i was thinking of tiffani amber theissen

[paulisded]

I had pics of both Brandi's and Megan, but I screwed up the NSFW tags. You can see them here. (http://fleshbot.com/5116606/theres-life-after-porn-its-called-reality-tv)

http://avn.com/performer/articles/33900.html

VH1 Reality Star Brandi M. Has Porn Past
'Rock of Love Charm School' winner performed for Amateur Facials.com

By: David Sullivan

Posted: 12/22/2008

LOS ANGELES - Before her reality TV fame, the winner of VH1's "Rock of Love Charm School" took lessons in hardcore porn.

Brandi Mahon (billed as "Brandi M.") was one of 14 contestants who returned from their failed stints on the network's popular Bret Michaels series "Rock of Love" to participate in the spin-off series hosted by Sharon Osbourne.
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The tattooed blonde endured a grueling season of inane etiquette challenges, cat-fights, bitches and back-biting to win $100,000 and a certified Charm School diploma.

Ironically, or not so ironically, the most charming girl in the house of spurned Poison groupies is a former Vegas stripper who once displayed her exemplary decorum on the XXX website AmateurFacials.com. She also appeared as "Pamela" on PurelyPamela.com.

Mahon wasn't the only porn Brandi featured on "Rock of Love Charm School". The busty blonde billed as "Brandi C." performed in a handful of videos under the name Brittany Burke before she emerged as a VH1 "CelebReality" star on "Rock of Love," "Charm School," and "I Love Money".

And let's not forget Megan Hauserman, the self-styled villain who plucked nerves on "Rock of Love" and "I Love Money" along with her mentally retarded dog. Megan has shown plenty of skin for Playboy and pals around off screen with porn star-turned-VH1 personality Mary Carey.

While you're waiting for the season premiere of "Rock of Love 3," check out Brandi M's charms in this gallery from AmateurFacials.com.

[realmenhatelife]

I had pics of both Brandi's and Megan, but I screwed up the NSFW tags. You can see them here. (http://fleshbot.com/5116606/theres-life-after-porn-its-called-reality-tv)

http://avn.com/performer/articles/33900.html

The tone of that article really pisses me off. As if writing about trashy reality television in a really judgmental way while saying absolutely nothing new or insightful is somehow better than being on a trashy reality show and doing porn. I'm sorry Dignity von Wordsmith, where would we be without you reporting stories that broke over a year ago, probably eating out of a trough and still not reading Gravity's Rainbow.

[cougarjake13]

I had pics of both Brandi's and Megan, but I screwed up the NSFW tags. You can see them here. (http://fleshbot.com/5116606/theres-life-after-porn-its-called-reality-tv)

http://avn.com/performer/articles/33900.html



very nice pics

[GreatAmericanZero]

ROL Charm School - Reunion, Sunday January 4th


set your DVRs

[GreatAmericanZero]

so i see on my PPV they have "Rock Of Love uncensored"

anyone see it? any good? its $10+fees/taxes

[cougarjake13]

so i see on my PPV they have "Rock Of Love uncensored"

anyone see it? any good? its $10+fees/taxes

how good can it be ??

what are your hopes going into it ??

[GreatAmericanZero]

how good can it be ??

what are your hopes going into it ??

that you'll see lots of tits!

[GreatAmericanZero]

the reunion show is on at 11am followed by "Confessions of a Teen Idol" premiere

[GreatAmericanZero]

the reunion special was pretty good....Meghan was drunk as hell and she had some funny lines about Rodeo's fashion label

i was surprised that they didn't talk to Brandi C at all...especially with how much they showed the spitting clip

and Brandi M is using her $100,000 to get fake tits so obviously charm school worked for her





"Confessions of a Teen Idol" is a pretty good show too, just because some guy from the Real World named Eric Nies (i never heard of him) is on the show and he is completely out of his fuckin' mind. And i like that its not a show where they vote people off, im so sick of seeing people getting voted off all the time

[Marc with a c]

minus three for never hearing of eric neis. HELLO the grind?

[GreatAmericanZero]

minus three for never hearing of eric neis. HELLO the grind?

yeah they showed a lot of clips of "The grind" and that rings a bell, it was the dancing show on MTV right? but i never knew who the host was! And ive seen Real World episodes here and there, but i don't think i could name one Real World person in the history of that show anymore

[realmenhatelife]

Rock of Love 3 is going to be such a mess. I'm shocked he didn't keep GIA She looked like the kind of girl they'd build shows around in the future.

Since this is the last ROL I hope to god next year we get Big John of Love.

[paulisded]

Rock of Love 3 is going to be such a mess. I'm shocked he didn't keep GIA She looked like the kind of girl they'd build shows around in the future.

Since this is the last ROL I hope to god next year we get Big John of Love.

I don't think I'll be watching this season, as I'm assuming that every episode is going to have segments where he's playing his awful music.

[Mullenax]

The blonde/brunette self-segregation is crucial, and faster eliminations=better. I'm in.

[GreatAmericanZero]

In "Confessions of a Teen Idol" when Christopher Atkins says "i build pools, the guy from "the blue lagoon" is now building lagoons, imagine that"..how many times do you think hes said that sentence in his life? Cuz im thinking everyday for 25 years

[cougarjake13]

Rock of Love 3 is going to be such a mess. I'm shocked he didn't keep GIA She looked like the kind of girl they'd build shows around in the future.

Since this is the last ROL I hope to god next year we get Big John of Love.

who says its the last one ?? bret ??


and what happened to the chick he picked last year ??

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok im watching the "Rock of Love 3" premiere right now..u wanna know something awesome?

Ok, the first scene, in Louisville, KY where Bret is meeting the chicks for the first time (and photographing them)....i was in that venue seeing WEEN! Thats where i saw WEEN when i roadtripped to Louisville. Thats so cool

[cougarjake13]

ok im watching the "Rock of Love 3" premiere right now..u wanna know something awesome?

Ok, the first scene, in Louisville, KY where Bret is meeting the chicks for the first time (and photographing them)....i was in that venue seeing WEEN! Thats where i saw WEEN when i roadtripped to Louisville. Thats so cool


just turned it on and i already have my favorite




GIA !!!!

[cougarjake13]

nikki is just a daisy clone

[GreatAmericanZero]

seriously, the drunkenness of these whores really puts "Real Chance of Love" to shame

more has happened in this first episode then the entire boring season (thats still going on) of "Real Chance of Love"


but is there anyone on this show that doesnt have fake tits? I don't think theres one

[GreatAmericanZero]

im glad they didnt keep Nikki, she was too awful

[realmenhatelife]

who says its the last one ?? bret ??


and what happened to the chick he picked last year ??

Brett said in the intro that no matter what, this is it.



I'm thinking Sabrina and the 40 year old model chick are heavy favs, but he's gonna keep that hideous bee hive paris hilton girl who got the beer dumped on her around till the end, a la Lacey/Daisy.

[GreatAmericanZero]

RE: end of the show


someone called up R&F with a spy report a few months ago saying Bret proposes at the end of the season

[ChrisBrown]

was Megan high during the Charm School reunion?

[hammersavage]

minus three for never hearing of eric neis. HELLO the grind?

For real. The first Real World hunk including his participation in RW/RR challenges. Legend.

I thank the reality TV god's for "Confessions". Right up my alley.

[Marc with a c]

i'm really really looking forward to tool academy. the fact the these guys were showing up for a show called mr. awesome simply blows me away.

[NYHCmikeX]

i'm really really looking forward to tool academy. the fact the these guys were showing up for a show called mr. awesome simply blows me away.

I just hope THIS guy is in it.

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[Mullenax]

i'm really really looking forward to tool academy. the fact the these guys were showing up for a show called mr. awesome simply blows me away.

Monday, Monday, Monday!
:wub:
Bring on the douchebags! Every time they get eliminated, they will also have to beg not to get dumped by their girlfriends. Can't wait.

[cougarjake13]

seriously, the drunkenness of these whores really puts "Real Chance of Love" to shame

more has happened in this first episode then the entire boring season (thats still going on) of "Real Chance of Love"


but is there anyone on this show that doesnt have fake tits? I don't think theres one

i think i saw like 2 or 3

[fezident]

i think i saw like 2 or 3

3 tits?
That's officially too much of a good thing.

[cougarjake13]

3 tits?
That's officially too much of a good thing.

2 or 3 natural titties

[paulisded]

I'm finally watching the Rock of Love idiocy, and I need to know why the moron with the giant tits who was singing lyrics written on a Genorrhea paper had her hand blurred out.

I don't think I can handle this season. The only ones I find attractive are going to be gone real soon.

[paulisded]

Gia reminds me of an older, skankier, tattoed version of Beachbunny Julie from Paltalk.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'm finally watching the Rock of Love idiocy, and I need to know why the moron with the giant tits who was singing lyrics written on a Genorrhea paper had her hand blurred out.

I don't think I can handle this season. The only ones I find attractive are going to be gone real soon.

the only time i've seen something like that before was with Steve-o who has tattoos on his knuckles that says "FUCK" and "SHIT" (like most people would have "LOVE" and "HATE")

[paulisded]

the only time i've seen something like that before was with Steve-o who has tattoos on his knuckles that says "FUCK" and "SHIT" (like most people would have "LOVE" and "HATE")

Even worse than the ugly skanks is the fact that every show is now going to have segments of him playing his awful music.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Even worse than the ugly skanks is the fact that every show is now going to have segments of him playing his awful music.

i think thats the joke though...his solo stuff is soooooooo bad and you laugh cuz "why would the chicks be fighting over someone who sucks so bad"

[paulisded]

i think thats the joke though...his solo stuff is soooooooo bad and you laugh cuz "why would the chicks be fighting over someone who sucks so bad"

That song on the first show sounds to me like he's trying to jump on the fake-punk, emo bandwagon. The song sounded like something stupid Fall Out Boy would do.

What's especially funny is that the Penthouse girl is the most conservative one there.

[GreatAmericanZero]

That song on the first show sounds to me like he's trying to jump on the fake-punk, emo bandwagon. The song sounded like something stupid Fall Out Boy would do.

What's especially funny is that the Penthouse girl is the most conservative one there.

they said the Penthouse girl was just on O&A. I think it was the girl that was just in with David the Intern...the one that kissed new Lilly.

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but yeah, that song was soooooo awful. Almost as bad as a Stallionaire tune. I do like "every rose has its thorn" though, just cuz it was in Beerfest and i believe no song on the Beerfest soundtrack can be considered bad

[paulisded]

I had heard that, too. Too bad the live room cams are too awful to really make a comparison.

[paulisded]

The Brazilian girl has sexy legs. I hate all of the blondes.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I had heard that, too. Too bad the live room cams are too awful to really make a comparison.

well i tried embedding the video from foundry and its not working for me..but foundry as the video of them making out

[paulisded]

I'm now finally watching the Charm School reunion, and I still love Megan and hate ugly Rodeo.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'm now finally watching the Charm School reunion, and I still love Megan and hate ugly Rodeo.

meghan had some funny fuckin' lines about rodeo's stupid waterproof pants

[Marc with a c]

how fucked up was she?

[paulisded]

how fucked up was she?





That's why I love her - she don't give a fuck.

[GreatAmericanZero]

That's why I love her - she don't give a fuck.

i was laughing when Rodeo was crying "every one of these shows i do, i really give it my all, heart and soul, and meghan just walks through it like its a joke". Your goddamn right she does, and didnt she last longer in every one of those shows than Rodeo did?

I love reality people that know its all bullshit and just act like its a joke. Cuz thats how i would treat it. I loved Dustin Diamond on the first Celebrity Fit Club. I love lacey. I get a kick out of people like that

[paulisded]

i was laughing when Rodeo was crying "every one of these shows i do, i really give it my all, heart and soul, and meghan just walks through it like its a joke". Your goddamn right she does, and didnt she last longer in every one of those shows than Rodeo did?

I love reality people that know its all bullshit and just act like its a joke. Cuz thats how i would treat it. I loved Dustin Diamond on the first Celebrity Fit Club. I love lacey. I get a kick out of people like that

Lacey looked good on the reunion show.

Oh, and I completed the trifecta last night by watching the Real and Chance clip show. Four hours of VH1 means I need some brain cells back.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i got my dvr set for tomorrow morning,

11am - new rock of love
12pm - tool academy
1pm - confessions of a teen idol


i love sunday mornings

[StupidGirlllll]

What exactly did Megan say to Sharon for her to throw her fruit punch on her. What I really want to know is what happen to Brandi after Megan left?

[GreatAmericanZero]

What exactly did Megan say to Sharon for her to throw her fruit punch on her. What I really want to know is what happen to Brandi after Megan left?

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ok so Megan says to sharon "the only thing you've managed to do as a celebrity is to watch(?) your husband (bleep bleep)"

im not sure she says "watch" but i assume the "bleep bleep" is like a sucking dick thing. She is essentially saying to sharon "you are only famous for fucking ozzy"

[paulisded]

How much did Brandi M really "learn" on Charm School? All we heard on the reunion show is what a different girl she is, and how classy she now is (although she admitted she's buying tits).

So look what I found today?

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/sharon_osbournes_charm_school.php

http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0112%20Brandi%20M%20AVN/post_image/post_image-0112_brandi_mahon_03.jpg

These are shots of Rock of Love Charm School winner Brandi Mahon (Brandi M.) completely shitfaced last night at the AVN Porn Convention in Vegas. I'm not saying these pics are the absolute epitome of poise and elegance, but for a minute there, I thought I was at Buckingham Palace. No, seriously, someone should introduce this chick to the Queen of England. They'd be girlfriends, y'all. I mean, girlfriends, you all. My bad.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0112%20Brandi%20M%20AVN/gallery_main/gallery_main-0112_brandi_mahon_00.jpg

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[lleeder]

Who care's. What are you gonna do at a porn party? Answer:Make out with whores,grab tits and pretend you have a giant cock. Thats what I would do and have done.

[Marc with a c]

Very disappointed in the first 'tool academy'. i thought they focused to much on the girls instead of how douchey the guys are. hopefully it gets better.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Very disappointed in the first 'tool academy'. i thought they focused to much on the girls instead of how douchey the guys are. hopefully it gets better.

i thought the way all the guys went from being little "patrice oneals" to a total change in demeanor when their girlfriends showed up was one of the funniest moments in reality history. i liked tool academy, i'll continue watching it


did anyone hear bret michaels on O&A? i hope bret comes through with having all the rock of love girls in studio to party (and i would say O&A should come through with having them do the 55 gallon challege, but they wouldnt)

[paulisded]

did anyone hear bret michaels on O&A? i hope bret comes through with having all the rock of love girls in studio to party (and i would say O&A should come through with having them do the 55 gallon challege, but they wouldnt)

I heard most of it, and I loved the fact that they were all tooling on him for fucking stupid Rodeo.

[hammersavage]

Wait, he banged Rodeo?

[paulisded]

Wait, he banged Rodeo?

Yes.

[GreatAmericanZero]

he wasn't denying fucking rodeo, and opie was calling her a "beast". it was pretty funny

btw, the season finale of "Real Chance of Love" is tonight. Everyone excited?!??!?!?!

i already saw a youtube spoiler of who they say wins

cornfed and cali

Exciting huh?

*crickets crickets*

[paulisded]

he wasn't denying fucking rodeo, and opie was calling her a "beast". it was pretty funny

btw, the season finale of "Real Chance of Love" is tonight. Everyone excited?!??!?!?!

i already saw a youtube spoiler of who they say wins

cornfed and cali

Exciting huh?

*crickets crickets*

Thank god it wasn't Bababay (or however you spell that beast's name).

[Marc with a c]

i miss rabbit.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Thank god it wasn't Bababay (or however you spell that beast's name).

btw, remember a while back someone posted the "i love money 2" cast and they had all these people on there like Bababay? that was wrong! this is the real "i love money 2" cast


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entertainer is back which is cool

[paulisded]

btw, remember a while back someone posted the "i love money 2" cast and they had all these people on there like Bababay? that was wrong! this is the real "i love money 2" cast


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entertainer is back which is cool

No Rabbit????Damn.

[realmenhatelife]

I was very into Tool Academy, the girls are as awful as the guys. It reminds me of Beauty and the Geek.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I was very into Tool Academy, the girls are as awful as the guys. It reminds me of Beauty and the Geek.

as much of assholes the guys are, the women are all co-dependent messes. Except maybe the fat chick, but her guy was such a dork

[Mullenax]

There were a lot of chubby arms in the girlfriend chairs at Tool Academy...
Low self-esteem much? I'm just sayin'.
The tools did not disappoint.

[realmenhatelife]

"Sure they may own a clothing line, or a bar, but without a woman behind him a man is nothing."

There are so layers to this statement it is a veritable baklava of delusion.

Everyone of those girls deserves exactly what shes getting, and ultimately none of them are going to leave their tools.

[cougarjake13]

Very disappointed in the first 'tool academy'. i thought they focused to much on the girls instead of how douchey the guys are. hopefully it gets better.

im surprised all of those chicks didnt just say fuck you to the boyfriends and leave after hearing what their bf's have been doing


why the fuck would they stay in the relationship ??


the guy can win 100,000

as far as i know they didnt say the chick gets anything

and im pretty sure whoever does win will prob dump his chick shortly thereafter

[hammersavage]

im surprised all of those chicks didnt just say fuck you to the boyfriends and leave after hearing what their bf's have been doing

Attention whores walking away from a camera? Never happen.

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow, the real chance of love ending was so bad. i hope they don't bring it back


with chance is concerned, i feel worse then when they don't pay off a Ron & Fez bet. What a waste of tv

[Marc with a c]

Attention whores walking away from a camera? Never happen.

says the chubby cashier

[hammersavage]

If I wasn't lazy, I would put that in the line of the day thread. Kudos and huzzah to you

[Slumbag]

im surprised all of those chicks didnt just say fuck you to the boyfriends and leave after hearing what their bf's have been doing


why the fuck would they stay in the relationship ??


the guy can win 100,000

as far as i know they didnt say the chick gets anything

and im pretty sure whoever does win will prob dump his chick shortly thereafter

Attention whores walking away from a camera? Never happen.

As sad as it is, I watched that (I honestly turned it on because I didn't read the description, and thought it was about Tool, the band :laugh:).

Man, that sucked. The guys are retarded and the chicks are pathetic. They fucking deserve eachother.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Man, that sucked. The guys are retarded and the chicks are pathetic. .

thats why its good!

[StupidGirlllll]

Does Brett Michaels wear a wig? Is that hair real? It kinda looks like my daughters American Girl Doll head thats why I am asking.

[GreatAmericanZero]

another thing i liked in the Bret Michaels O&A interview is Bret admitted that all the girls on the show just want to be on tv and he doesn't care about finding love..its just goofy tv. i liked his honesty


anyway, "Celebrity Rehab Presents - Sober House" begins today at 10!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

i'll have to re run that mofo ABDC is up against it, and sober house is gonna get served.

[Mullenax]

i'll have to re run that mofo ABDC is up against it, and sober house is gonna get served.

After those guys dance-popped their arms out of their sockets and Lil Mama wept with pride... it's a real close call.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Watched Sober House. WOW! I SO hope Steven Adler gets his act together (but it doesn't look likely). I hate to be a Negative Nancy, but it doesn't look promising.

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok, so they have a "new footage highlight" for "real chance" and next week they have a reunion

why are they dragging out this shitty show so long. it can not get great ratings, its garbage! i don't understand this huge Vh1 push for their worst show



anyway, i saw a preview for I Love Money 2..it looks great. Buddha must be on roids now though, his arms are way too unnaturally big

[paulisded]

ok, so they have a "new footage highlight" for "real chance" and next week they have a reunion

why are they dragging out this shitty show so long. it can not get great ratings, its garbage! i don't understand this huge Vh1 push for their worst show



anyway, i saw a preview for I Love Money 2..it looks great. Buddha must be on roids now though, his arms are way too unnaturally big

I watched the "new footage" show yesterday, and I really don't see the point of it. Just two weeks ago, most of that same footage was aired as part of a different clip show.

These reunion shows have also run their course. They all follow the same format - almost every person gets a minute or so and eventually some of them fight. The "winner" tells her fantastic story of what a great experience it was, and how much they've grown.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I watched the "new footage" show yesterday, and I really don't see the point of it. Just two weeks ago, most of that same footage was aired as part of a different clip show.

These reunion shows have also run their course. They all follow the same format - almost every person gets a minute or so and eventually some of them fight. The "winner" tells her fantastic story of what a great experience it was, and how much they've grown.

the thing about the Real Chance "never before seen" stuff is, if it was interesting they shouldve shown it on the real show cuz there was NOTHING interesting happening on the real show. it was just garbage. i think Real and Chance are such losers that vh1 knows they can get them to do as many of these shows as possible so they are forcing them down the audience throats as the next vh1 superstars

[paulisded]

the thing about the Real Chance "never before seen" stuff is, if it was interesting they shouldve shown it on the real show cuz there was NOTHING interesting happening on the real show. it was just garbage. i think Real and Chance are such losers that vh1 knows they can get them to do as many of these shows as possible so they are forcing them down the audience throats as the next vh1 superstars

Yeah, I agree. I can't deal with listening to either of them talk. Everything is a catchphrase or cliche. Plus, it's always a pose. They try so hard to be cool, and it's constant fail.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i saw the promo for the Real Chance reunion..dude, i don't remember any of these women

[Marc with a c]

episode 3 is on now.

[Marc with a c]

i'm sorry i called you fat, i'm sorry i said i'd rather have sex with a blow up doll. here's a bowling certificate. i love you.

[GreatAmericanZero]

so i watched the "Real Chance" reunion, and i really couldnt remember any of the "drama" or any of the other people besides the final 4. it was such terrible tv

but if anyone cares, Real and Cornfed are going to kick it for awhile.

[Slumbag]

Dude. Terrell Owens is gonna have his own show on this God forsaken network.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gNoKFjkGfk7J0KQ2ueLee06URCoAD95V5G785

I also watched Real Chance of Love the other day.
Holy fucking shit.
IDIOTS!

[realmenhatelife]

Dude. Terrell Owens is gonna have his own show on this God forsaken network.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gNoKFjkGfk7J0KQ2ueLee06URCoAD95V5G785

I also watched Real Chance of Love the other day.
Holy fucking shit.
IDIOTS!

Is it called "I Love Pills"

[paulisded]

Cornfed comments on her breakup with Real:

January 28, 2009 - Wednesday


What I want you to know About my experience on Real Chance of Love and what happened after!
Current mood:misunderstood

This is my first blog I've ever posted. I feel like the truth needs to be told about my experience on Real Chance of Love and also what happened after the cameras were off...

I had an amazing time on Real Chance of Love. I made some amazing friends and I fell for Real. Anyone who says that reality tv is fake or the people are acting, well that's your opinion. But I was NOT acting! I am NOT fake! Very very far from it infact. What I felt for Real was sooo real. I will always hold this experience very dear to my heart.

After Real Chance wrapped, Real and I had a great relationship (over the phone). We stayed in contact everyday, texting, calling, I even went out to stay with him for 5 days over Labor Day weekend. I thought everything was fine, I had a blast getting to know his family better. I thought we were in love, we talked about me moving out there and etc...But when I got back, we would talk on the phone he had changed. I didn't understand why he was acting so distant. I then started to find out he was in contact with some of the other girls from the show, not just as friends, but saying he wanted to fly them to see him and other things. When I confronted him about this he denied it and then said I couldn't handle his life style and that he couldn't be serious with anyone because it wasn't good for his career. Also, when I asked him about why he didn't share with me that he proposed to Hoops he said that it wasn't a big deal. I mean come on, it's a marriage proposal. How is that not a big deal. Believe me I am very very far from a jealous person, but when I have to see my boyfriend propose to another woman on national television along with millions of people with NO for warning, it hurt my feelings.

So, after that our relationship started to fizzle. We didn't see eye to eye on many things. Also, there were other things that happened in my life and I tried to reach out to him and he wasn't there for me.

I posted this video below because I am extremely upset by the fact that he said I went left field on him. THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!! I NEVER EVER checked his phone! How could I? I lived in Fargo. I never got jealous! I got hurt by the shady things that happened. I had so much love for Ahmad and I tried sooo hard to make it work. You guys have to understand, I was devistated when it didn't work out. I even thought maybe seeing him at reunion would recindle some of those feelings. We even went as far as to say we were going to try and make it work. But he has not reached out to me since.
I have a lot of love for Ahmad still. I would love to be friends and have him be a part of my life even still after everything that has happened. Whether that happens or not is in Gods hands. I don't regret my experience on the show, or falling for Ahmad, everything happens for a reason and I thank God everyday for the life his has let me live.

I wanna thank all of my supporters, my family, my friends, and formost God for all your love and support! I wouldn't be the women that I am today with out every single one of you! You guys have developed me into an amazing, strong women.

I wanna close on one more note. To all of you that think I'm weak, don't judge because you don't know me. And if you did know me, you would know that I am a very strong women. So what if I cry, I am extremely emotional, in all senses!!! And being emotional is something I am proud of because I show it all, I'm human! I get mad, pissed, sad, happy, ditsy, silly, crazy, tired, and I LAUGH AND SMILE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN I CRY! So, do me a favor and do you and I'll do me! Stop hating, and start loving people for who they are.

Thanks again everyone, I love you all so much...xoxo Abbi LaNay Noah aka cornfed..........................

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[GreatAmericanZero]

what a nice surprise, i saw my DVR recording and "I love Money 2" premiered tonight! I'm watching it now..i love it

[cougarjake13]

what a nice surprise, i saw my DVR recording and "I love Money 2" premiered tonight! I'm watching it now..i love it

dam i gotta go find the re run

[paulisded]

I finally watched the Real Chance reunion last night, and I have to agree wholeheartedly with Gaz. Talk about an hour that seemed like two! Those two have absolutely zero charisma, and all of those whores are so forgettable.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I finally watched the Real Chance reunion last night, and I have to agree wholeheartedly with Gaz. Talk about an hour that seemed like two! Those two have absolutely zero charisma, and all of those whores are so forgettable.

but seriously, you gotta watch the premiere of "I love money 2", it is truly the best Vh1 Reality show out of all of them. I literally belly laugh watching that show, it is genuinely funny. i'd write about my favorite moment but it was the final moment of the episode and i dont want to put spoilers yet, but it is so great


i watched "love with ray j" or whatever its called. Its worse than "real chance of love", they shoot it on film and all the girls seem like they belong on "The Hillz" or a shitty show like that and they took away all the awfulness and trainwreck of the girls (which IS the whole reason for those shows)









and one more thing about VH1 Reality..with Soberhouse i am convinced that Stephen Adler is the most pathetic man who ever lived. I see him with his faggy 80s hair on his elephant man face stumbling around and hes just so disgusting to watch

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is ANYONE watching Celebrity Sober House, or whatever it's called? It's pretty interesting, but Steven Adler is apparently off the show and Andy Dick may take his place. I think I'll still watch.

[torker]

Adler's best work in years.

[paulisded]

Adler's only work in years.

Fixed

[GreatAmericanZero]

oh man, this was posted on Lacey (From Rock of Love and Charm School)'s myspace

Hey Guys,

It's Lacey here! So check THIS out! My best friend Tracie and I have been roommates for about a year now, and since I am always working with so many dogs (because of my dog rescue), I decided it's time to get a bigger place! So Tracie and I just moved into this kick-ass HUGE house in the Valley, just north of Los Angeles, California (about a 30 minute drive to Hollywood). Tracie is a sweetheart, we're both easy to live with and laid back, and just want to make it a fun, drama-free bachlorette pad (think...OPPOSITE of "Charm School"/"Rock of Love"! Haha!) So here's the deal....I've talked to a lot of you online, and met many of your in person. I know there's a lot of cool people on my MySpace friends list. I thought: What a great place to look for roommates! It's a 4 bedroom, 2 story house, and we have 2 extra bedrooms now, to fill.
So if you're needing a place to live (in the Valley / Los Angeles area), you make decent money, and you think you might be interested, then here's what you need to do:

1) Send an e-mail to Roommate_search_2009@yahoo.com. Tell us your name, your age (you must be at least 21!), your occupation, and a link to your MySpace page, and we will contact you further with more information.


2) You must be female! Sorry, guys!

3) You MUST love dogs!! Since I do rescue, I always have a ton of furry critters running around. However, the dogs do not bark excessively, and I am a good trainer and I keep control of their manners and behavior.


4) No creeps allowed! (Haha!) For my own personal safety, I will not be handling this. After you send us an e-mail, my agent will meet you first, and do a basic background check on you. If you get the stamp of approval, then Tracie and I will meet you together, in person, at a restaurant. If all goes well, we will let you check out the house, but you must sign a confidentiality contract. There's a lot of cool people out there, but a lot of weirdos too, so we're being very careful in the way we handle this.


Thanks Everyone! Oh, and please do me a favor and DON'T hit "reply to poster". Please send an e-mail to Roommate_search_2009@yahoo.com instead.


Thanks!!! :-)

- Lacey


shit, how cool would it be to be Lacey's roommate? Thats so cool to me

[torker]

At least he wasn't on Chinese Democracy. He did have that going for himself.

[cougarjake13]

watching tool academy



the 4 remaining tools got the tool academy logo as tattoos on their bodies



one chick says what are you gonna say to your kids about that tat ??




which got me to thinking, one day these reality stars will have kids and they'll be able to google or whatever future version of a search engine they'll be to watch all these shows and go damn that was my parents im so embarrassed

[RazzleDazzle]

Love the Tool Academy, I watch it religiously. Matsuflex's broad is a nice piece!

[realmenhatelife]

It took me until this season of Rock of Love to realize how scummy Bret Michaels head games are. He's kindof a shitty guy, basically lecturing everyone on their emotional distance and yet he will bang anything that spreads.

[Mullenax]

It took me until this season of Rock of Love to realize how scummy Bret Michaels head games are. He's kindof a shitty guy, basically lecturing everyone on their emotional distance and yet he will bang anything that spreads.

He really is a bit of an asshole to try to force all those broads into loving him by treating them like crap. Great tv, awful life.

[realmenhatelife]

He really is a bit of an asshole to try to force all those broads into loving him by treating them like crap. Great tv, awful life.


You've won a date with Brett. Your prize is to strip for Brett and a room full of strangers. If you're not into it, Brett will be very disappointed. If you're too into it, Brett will be very disappointed.