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Patient zer0
10-23-2008, 06:20 AM
so here I am at work. holding a massive dump. I keep holding it till I can't bear it any longer. I make a dash for the shitter and voila im in heaven. my question to you. is there any better feeling than this?

I think it beats out orgazims.
worthless post? yes most definitely.
JPMNICK
10-23-2008, 06:24 AM
long held piss while you are drunk and in the car waiting to get somewhere.
Furtherman
10-23-2008, 06:27 AM
I thought this was going to be about New York's acquisition of Staten Island.
WampusCrandle
10-23-2008, 06:37 AM
so here I am at work. holding a massive dump. I keep holding it till I can't bear it any longer. I make a dash for the shitter and voila im in heaven. my question to you. is there any better feeling than this?

I think it beats out orgazims.
worthless post? yes most definitely.

my dear friend, if they are both the best feelings you can feel ... you should jerk off while taking an 8 day held shit. i can only assume from using simple math that it will feel good.
RAAMONE
10-23-2008, 06:38 AM
my dear friend, if they are both the best feelings you can feel ... you should jerk off while taking an 8 day held shit. i can only assume from using simple math that it will feel good.

scat
WampusCrandle
10-23-2008, 06:41 AM
scat

well then..... I can't wait to be a scat star!

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/10101722ajudy-garland-a-star-is-born-posters.jpg

i'm gonna be a STAR!
Patient zer0
10-23-2008, 06:42 AM
a blumpkin may be ideal.
ANC
10-23-2008, 06:47 AM
I thought this was going to be about New York's acquisition of Staten Island.

Ya beat me to it.. Now I'm homesick... :down:
WampusCrandle
10-23-2008, 06:52 AM
a blumpkin may be ideal.

I can't half ass this - I'm too fat, damn it. Either I shit will I cum or I'm a loser. It''s truly a lose lose situation.
boonanas
10-23-2008, 07:10 AM
Any craving/need of release that is finally satiated is fantastic.

Being hungry as fuck and then having Chinese Food waiting for your at home.

Long held piss/long held shit and then going into an empty bathroom and being able to grunt along with the release.
topless_mike
10-23-2008, 07:52 AM
well then..... I can't wait to be a scat star!

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/10101722ajudy-garland-a-star-is-born-posters.jpg

i'm gonna be a STAR!

i'll see your judy garland and raise you..

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RAAMONE
10-23-2008, 07:55 AM
my dear friend, if they are both the best feelings you can feel ... you should jerk off while taking an 8 day held shit. i can only assume from using simple math that it will feel good.

jerking off while you are taking a long held shit while pissing for the first time after drinking a 6 pack and sneezing and getting your feet rubbed
joethebartender
10-23-2008, 08:06 AM
jerking off while you are taking a long held shit while pissing for the first time after drinking a 6 pack and sneezing and getting your feet rubbed

Aaahhh, a multi-tasker!
topless_mike
10-23-2008, 09:31 AM
so here I am at work. holding a massive dump. I keep holding it till I can't bear it any longer.

too messy.. it gets too squishy then.
SatCam
10-23-2008, 12:45 PM
so here I am at work. holding a massive dump. I keep holding it till I can't bear it any longer. I make a dash for the shitter and voila im in heaven. my question to you. is there any better feeling than this?

I think it beats out orgazims.
worthless post? yes most definitely.

this was the greatest feeling ever before an irritable bowel disease destroyed my life :down:
Piuki
10-23-2008, 02:52 PM
I feel like I am missing out. If I don't go immediately I am backed up for at least three days.
DarkHippie
10-23-2008, 03:02 PM
a big dump massages the prostate
~Katja~
10-23-2008, 03:07 PM
I think it beats out orgazims.
worthless post? yes most definitely.

is an orgazim the lite version of an orgasm? you know, like a zima... you can barely taste the alcohol? Cause then I don't want it.
Patient zer0
10-23-2008, 03:31 PM
lol, dumb typo. I used my mobile phone and I guess I had misspelled that word once upon a time and it was in a saved list of words
SatCam
10-23-2008, 03:45 PM
a big dump massages the prostate

exactly. when you have that big turd rubbing up against the bottom of your colon ahhhhhhh...........you just wanna savor that