They call me drama...

[NurseMira]

Ok...Here's something new... Let's see who can think of something that causes drama. But, it has to be one-liners!

For example:

**I'm the red spot on my white jeans when I forget that it's the 28th day....they call me drama**

**I'm that last Long Island Iced Tea that got me that DWI...they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

This message was edited by NurseMira on 1-5-02 @ 9:45 PM

[Dirtybird11]

I'm the BROWN spot on my white haynes when i forget to wipe...the call me drama

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[NurseMira]

Good one Perry...

**I'm the look on your face when your wife asks "Whose panties are these??"...they call me drama

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[Dirtybird11]

i'm the look on your face when your husband asks-
" honey, why is there a used condom in the backseat?"
*they call me drama queen**

*k, i suck. i just steal Mira's. come on folks pppplay the game!!

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 12-23-01 @ 1:01 AM

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I'm the look on your lover's face when they say "we need to talk".... they call me drama, although my friends call me Drammy.</font>

[NurseMira]

Good one guys!

** I am the toilet seat you were sitting on when your sister caught you masturbating...they call me drama***

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I'm the flashing lights on the police car that's pulling you over.... they call me drama!</font>

[NurseMira]

***I am the key that you can't find when you're outside your apartment and you have to pee***

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[Dirtybird11]

im the parinod freak who is wondering how Mira knew i got busted by my sister?!?!?!

they call me..freak, stalker, parinoid, and drama

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[NurseMira]

**I am the signal you lose on your cell phone when you're on an important phone call...they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I'm that feeling you get in the pit of you stomache when you hear the squelching sound of a car trying to come to a sudden stop.... they call me Drama.</font>

[NurseMira]

I am the five minutes you have to wait to see the results of your pregnancy test...they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I am your dead car battery on a cold winter's morning.... They call me Drama!!</font

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am the groaning you make afetr eating listeria ridden buffee food and are stuck in traffic on the GS parkway with no bathroom in sight.
-better have some imodium-

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[NurseMira]

I am the dead batteries in your remote control...they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[PanterA]

i'm the glitter on your crotch after a night at the strip club...they call me shithead

http://www.kent.wednet.edu/pcpow/questions/calc/reindeer7/sleigh.gifI crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am the broken shoelace that breaks, leaving you with a shoelace you cant tie because it is too short.

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple><i>I am the dead batteries in your remote control...they call me drama**</i>

C'mon now, that's doesn't very dramatic to me! ;-)

I am the traffic jam when you're late for work.... They call me Mr. Drama</font>

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am the snot bubble that forms in your nostril just when you meet the hotest babe and then burst on her... i am a bugger drama

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am the snorer that gets the elbow in the ribs and a pillow on his face by a significant other.

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Finally.... I am the insomniac that needs to sleep because his ass has to be up in 6 hrs but I am goofing off on the Ronfez.et message boards..... I am drama

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>I am the condom that broke during your one night stand.... They call me Drama</font>



This message was edited by GaryGatorade on 12-23-01 @ 2:40 AM

[NurseMira]

I am the bitch at the Dept. of Motor Vehicle who just told you that you were in the wrong line....they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[Bron Yur Stomp]

ohhhh the motor vehicle is a mean one Mira, hard to top that.
I am the last sliver to toilet paper that has to wipe your bottom, when there is no more tp to be found... I am drama

DO you wait or just keep folding and hope thats enough. Perhaps a passer by will help ya out.

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[NurseMira]

I am the little kid sitting at the table next to you who keeps crying and throwing food on the floor...they call me drama***

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[RF Godfather]

I am the little kid behind you on an airplane kicking your seat from New York to Los Angeles... they call me drama!

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark2.jpg
Happy Holidays to all of my board family! MEOW! YOINKS! AWFUL!
THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> THE UNDISPUTED RFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[PanterA]

i am the fart that snuck threw your cheeks on your first date with Cameran Diez.....they call me stinky

http://www.kent.wednet.edu/pcpow/questions/calc/reindeer7/sleigh.gifI crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[IkeaBoy]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Oh crap, I think I'm playing wrong.

I am the terror that flaps in the night.-- Shit, not again.

"I am your 'simple' fart that turns out liquid and gooshy--they call me drama."

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[impactplayer2k1]

I am that funny feeling in your stomach everytime you talk to nurse mira...they call me issues.

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AOL IM at IMPACTPLAYER 2K1.

[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am the smack on the Fase you get when you forget the name of the woman you are on a date with and call her by a different name... I am busted drama

Sigh.... No new R&F for 2 weeks. Work will be so long now. Because you know Al's tapes will only contain bits on Al. Geez

[Sheeplovr]

I dont get it


number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[nickeye]

I am the medicine you take so you don't puke on the airplane. They call me Dramamine!

--NickEye

[TheGameHHH]

I am 'that guy'....they call me drama.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[NurseMira]

**I am the traffic your're stuck in when you're stuck in traffic and you have to pee...they call me drama**

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[nickeye]

I'm the ugly humpless camel in the low-budget petting zoo. They call me llama.

--NickEye

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm the moment you wake up after a drunken night JUST BEFORE you realize you're not alone in bed... they call me awkward drama.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-23-01 @ 6:13 PM

[NurseMira]

I am the minute after you realized that you have missed the last train...they call me drama

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[legroommusic]

I am the scrawny under age white boy who ended up in prison with the stereotypical huge black guy as my cell mate....a very special episode of OZ

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I am the check that's going to bounce... they call me drama.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Im that last drop of alcohol that makes your friend call you and wake you up at 4AM when you went to sleep at 1AM and gotta go to work at 7AM

HEY!!! I AM DRAMA!!!!

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May all your Happy Holidays be real and well not a figment of your imagination...*budumbum pish*

WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
F!g@mU5 Pr1m3

This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 12-23-01 @ 6:52 PM

[NurseMira]

I am salesperson that tells you "That dress doesn't come in your size"...they call me drama

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[IkeaBoy]

I am the kid with the high lispy voice and perfect hair and thinks I'm the most talented individual ever, all the girls like me and I cry if a shoe's untied...they call me your high school's drama fag

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[nickeye]

I had a feeling it was you...

[IkeaBoy]

for the record, i was not in my high school drama club nor did I perform in any play

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[nickeye]

Sorry, kiddo. You lobbed up the meatball; I had to take a swing. Maybe you'll like this one:

I grew up in Verona, New Jersey... they call me "fah-mah".

--NickEye

[Dirtybird11]

why does the general lee use that stupid fucking horn when the car is 10 ft in the air, jumping a creek in the middle of nowhere? and is al the missing dukes... i am high

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[IkeaBoy]

I totally understand Nick and I knew that going into posting it. I hold no harsh feelings against you as I'd do the same thing

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[Tazz1376]

I'm the room starting to spin when you lie down after a night of drinking,...They call me drama.

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Thanks Rooster

[NurseMira]

I am the threesome that just ruined your relationship...they call me drama

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[Dirtybird11]

OUCH..i quit

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[Sheeplovr]

im still lost

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I am the 2 second delay when you stub your toe... they call me drama.

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[reeshy]

I am the name "Joey" that my girlfriend screams at the tops of her lungs right in the middle of doing "IT"-and my name is Tom-now that's drama!

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Maybe me?




This message was edited by reeshy on 12-24-01 @ 12:31 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

im still lost



ok sheepie, here's an example:

You're 2 blocks from my house and your sister won't let you stop for a visit...they call me sad drama.

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[Sheeplovr]

It makes sence but i dont know how to play and it was the Combo of brother and sister those stupid heads

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[NurseMira]

I am the 'bitch' that girl just called you...they call me drama.


Ahh...that was an easy one.

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[Sheeplovr]

I am the dog food that looks like a cat food so you feed it to your kitty and now hes barking - they call me drama?

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[ROMEO]

I'M THE GAS STATION SIGN YOU CAN SEE A 1/4 MILE UP THE ROAD, WHEN YOU JUST RAN OUT,THEY CALL ME DRAMA.

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[fatty]

I am the hanger that wakes up your girlfriend after you told her you'd love to be a daddy, i am drama

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[legroommusic]

I'm the black guy who accidentally ran into a bunch of white guys in white robes and a whole lot of rope in mississippi....Drama? You betch yer bottom dollar!

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[Postal]

I'm the guy who works for the airline who tells you they just canceled your flight on Christmas Eve now thats drama...seriously I'm the guy and it sucks to be that guy...Damn capitalist airlines!!!

[SweetPea]

-My dad works in the airports..well behind the scences sorta...he brings the containers from here to the airports! Just thougt I'd share...I wanna play but i know if i even tried it would go horribly bad, and I'd end up all chokey

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I....and...I'm the Sweetest Pea in the Pod! :D

[Sheeplovr]

My dad works in the airports..well behind the scences sorta...he brings the containers from here to the airports! Just thougt I'd share...I wanna play but i know if i even tried it would go horribly bad, and I'd end up all chokey

you could of just said they call me drama after al that and then i think it would of worked

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[ROMEO]

I'M THE PHONE CALL THAT SAY'S YOU HAVE CANCER. REALLY IT JUST HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND,THAT'S DRAMA. DON'T BE AFRAID TO PLAY SWEETPEA

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[NurseMira]

I am the little elves running around you screaming your name on your real bad ACID trip...they call me drama

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**Absolutely no regrets**

[nickeye]

I am Romeo's CAPS LOCK key, which, apparently, is stuck. They call me drama.

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[ROMEO]

You walk into a room full of strangers for the frist time and your feeling a little uncomfortable at frist. But then you look around and realize you don't need to sweat the small stuff,BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN IDIOSYNCRASY. they call me drama

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[wilee]

I'm the hippie-chick who married a straight-laced guy on an ABC sitcom. They call me Dharma.


[sorry, Nickeye, couldn't resist]

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[nickeye]

They call me Dharma.Dyslexia always cracks me up.

Sorry, ROMEO; just bustin' balls.

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[Sheeplovr]

im a safty pants when ur freind dont dance cause if they dont dance then there ant no freinds of mine

-they call me safty dance drama

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[NurseMira]

I am the cubic zirchonia that your fiancee just found out I was...they call me drama.

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**I only saw myself reflected in your eyes. So all that I believed I was essentially were lies... and everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was....died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?**

[SweetPea]

OK I think i got one so Im gonna give it a try. If its bad Im sorry.

I am the condom that broke while your boyfriend and best friend were having sex...they call me drama

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I....and...I'm the Sweetest Pea in the Pod! :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-

[sexy bastard]

that was good sweat pea
ok my turn i hope this one is good
I am the girl you made out with in the bar that your friends just told you was a man..thatis called drama

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[ROMEO]

I'm the flashing lights in your rear-view mirror when your doing 75 in a 55, they call me drama. me too Nick, its all good!

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[NurseMira]

I am the Nair your girlfriend but in your shampoo bottle when she saw the lipstick on your collar...they call me drama.

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**I only saw myself reflected in your eyes. So all that I believed I was essentially were lies... and everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was....died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?**

[JesusGreen]

I'm the last $43 in your
pocket that you just spent
on a quart of tequila and a
lap dance at the 'Busty Lady'
and my middle name is
Drama.


Coming to you from some
queer acid flashback ... Dr.
Jesus Green

[ROMEO]

I'm the guy who's everything you ever wanted ,but I'm married, they call me drama.

GOD BLESS , ROMEO

[SweetPea]

thanks sexy bastard that was so good it was true!
OK so Im gonna try this again!

Im the bus that hit and killed the 28 yr old guy on his way to cashing in his Win for life ticket....now that is why they call me drama

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I....and...I'm the Sweetest Pea in the Pod! :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-

[erinmoran]

Id love to get a hummer from a teenager..but..eh.i could get arrested....=)

They call me drama=)

<img src=" http://www.abbottandcostello.net/image/heads.gif"height=79 width=111>

erinmoran and Perrynoid:
The Abbott and Costello
Of RonFez.net

[sexy bastard]

I am the guy who endned up on jerry springer and found out i fathered a womans child and that child is my wife.
that is why they call me drama

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[SweetPea]

Id love to get a hummer from a teenager..but..eh.i could get arrested


....AND THEN YOU WOKE UP!! Keep dreaming buddaaay!



I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I....and...I'm the Sweetest Pea in the Pod! :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-

[JerryTaker]

I am the client who thinks the company that hosts my website is somehow responsible for the glitches in the operating system on my own crappy PC...

They call my name's drama

-JerryTaker

"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Sheeplovr]

Im the zipper that is ziped up to fast they call me drama

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[JerryTaker]

I am the girlfriend "watching movies" with another guy while the lame ass boyfriend, who believed her when she invited him over, waits in her dorm lobby for her to get back to her room so she can answer her intercom.


They call my name's drama

-JerryTaker

"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

This message was edited by JerryTaker on 1-7-02 @ 5:19 PM