light/lite beer

[patsopinion]

whats the best?

[joethebartender]

you have to add:
Michelob light
Heineken light
Amstel light
Corona light

[razorboy]

They all kind of blow. Sam Adams Light and Beck's Light aren't awful. Also Bud Light with Lime was alot better than I had expected.

[patsopinion]

im talking about the big 3 though
and ive had the sam adams light-its a fuckin delight
(you see what i did there?)


it really is good beer though

[joethebartender]

out of those I'll go with bud light. The other 2 won't even keep a head.

[jonyrotn]

You also omitted Poland Spring and Dasani, both imo have much more of a "kick" the the others..

[jonyrotn]

The other 2 won't even keep a head.Why, does OJ Simpson drink them? :furious:

[JPMNICK]

I always order a Bud Light draft when I am out, but I can drink any of the 3.

[KingGeno]

Bud Light is winning? Must have a lot of hockey fans in here that like drinking water-flavored beer. Hmm.

I'll take an ale, IPA, or pilsner over lite stuff.

[RAAMONE]

whats wrong with the beer we got?

[TheMojoPin]

Light beer is awful.

Cut something else out of your diet and stop killing your beer.

[A.J.]

You also omitted Poland Spring and Dasani, both imo have much more of a "kick" the the others..

Says the guy who drinks shitty Coors'.

[A.J.]

Light beer is awful.

Cut something else out of your diet and stop killing your beer.

Beer IS my diet.

[ChrisTheCop]

I drink Amstel Light.

If I go to a bar that doesnt have it, I immediately move to Heineken (regular).

None of the above hold any appeal to me. I wouldnt waste my money.

[Don Stugots]

Coors lite if I am drinking with my dad.

[Bossanova]

Coors Lite when Im wearing my vagina
Miller Lite when I binge drink


But always drink Sam Adams Light

[RAAMONE]

miller light when i really plan on drinking alot (beer pong, tailgating, etc.)

[TheMojoPin]

Beer IS my diet.

Then be fat and happy, my friend.

[danner1515]

Miller Light if I'm getting drunk. Otherwise, it's fancy imports for me.

[jonyrotn]

Says the guy who drinks shitty Coors'.Yeah AJ, you're right but I just use it to gargle with after the the shots of Jamison..

[Dougie Brootal]

nothing domestic.

[epo]

Is there a Guinness Light? Of course not.

Savages.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

When Dieting

Natty Light is my cheap Beer

When I have the cash it is the Ultra Beers or Miller Lite


Coors Light blows


When not dieting:

it is numerous foreign ales and lagers at the local Bierhaus

[TheMojoPin]

Natty Light is my cheap Beer

I wish there was a beer police who would beer bust in your home, beer beat you senseless and then toss you into beer jail, where you'd be beer raped up the beer ass every beer day.

How dare you judge other beers willingly drinking that shit. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish there was a beer police who would beer bust in your home, beer beat you senseless and then toss you into beer jail, where you'd be beer raped up the beer ass every beer day.

How dare you judge other beers willingly drinking that shit. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.


beer elitist

Natty Light is the Joe Six Pack Beer

Im gonna listen to the doors and drink my natty light

[TheMojoPin]

You're so hatable these days.

[Dougie Brootal]

You're so hatable these days.

i agree! i wouldnt water my lawn with natty light.

[TheMojoPin]

i agree! i wouldnt water my lawn with natty light.

There are drunk frat pledges who are laughing at Hippo right now.

[sailor]

I drink Amstel Light.

word, if i'm having a light beer that's the only one i go with.

and "american beer is vastly under-rated"

[joethebartender]

Is there a Guinness Light? Of course not.

Savages.

What would be the point? Guinness has only 125 calories per 12 ounces anyway. (Do a hot lap around the bar and you're down to a miller light anyway!)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

4.99 12 pack, works for me when I pregame


Natty Light dont taste gr8, but it does the job

I chug em fast to pre game, then hit a real bar , lounge or friends house or party

[midwestjeff]

No love for Keystone Light?

[epo]

What would be the point? Guinness has only 125 calories per 12 ounces anyway. (Do a hot lap around the bar and you're down to a miller light anyway!)

Don't give away the secret! I don't need Hippos drinking Guinness....

[epo]

4.99 12 pack, works for me when I pregame


Natty Light dont taste gr8, but it does the job

I chug em fast to pre game, then hit a real bar , lounge or friends house or party

Isn't that the opposite way to go?

Start with something good while you are sober with your taste buds, THEN switch to something shitty when you can't taste it anymore.

[Friday]

I wish there was a beer police who would beer bust in your home, beer beat you senseless and then toss you into beer jail, where you'd be beer raped up the beer ass every beer day.

How dare you judge other beers willingly drinking that shit. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

QFT

the only time i ever drank that shite was as a Freshman in college.... before i knew any better.

Hippos... you should be shot.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Isn't that the opposite way to go?

Start with something good while you are sober with your taste buds, THEN switch to something shitty when you can't taste it anymore.

at the bar /party/lounge I continue to be cheap and drink Miller Light or Ultra

when i hit a bierhaus I dont pre game, its good beer all night


there are some times i wish I had my single disposable income

[TheMojoPin]

I figured it out.

Hippo's jinx powers extend to the beer he drinks, so any beer he picks up instantly turns into the shittiest beer possible...hence his drinking of Natty Ice. He can't help it!

[Furtherman]

What would be the point? Guinness has only 125 calories per 12 ounces anyway. (Do a hot lap around the bar and you're down to a miller light anyway!)

QFT.

Guinness all the way.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I figured it out.

Hippo's jinx powers extend to the beer he drinks, so any beer he picks up instantly turns into the shittiest beer possible...hence his drinking of Natty Ice. He can't help it!


Natty Ice is gross

I drink Natty Light

[Aneurysm]

Natty Ice is gross

I drink Natty Light

Both Natty's are fucking trash. If you are going to pick one, at least be a man about it and drink the 5.8 ice

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Both Natty's are fucking trash. If you are going to pick one, at least be a man about it and drink the 5.8 ice

nah I want my cheap beer to taste like water

purely for power hours and chugging

[RhinoinMN]

What would be the point? Guinness has only 125 calories per 12 ounces anyway. (Do a hot lap around the bar and you're down to a miller light anyway!)


Exactly.

[RhinoinMN]

nah I want my cheap beer to taste like water

purely for power hours and chugging

Don't you get raging hangovers from it though?

If I'm chugging I like Corona or Corona Light. I never get bad hangovers from it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't you get raging hangovers from it though?

If I'm chugging I like Corona or Corona Light. I never get bad hangovers from it.

nah I usually slow down as the night goes on, I like having a buzz , not too Drunk like someone I shared a womb with

I drink a lot of Bacardi and Diet, bought a ton of bottles when on my Cruise, so I drink a lot less beer to pre game

but I still stand by Natty light as a cheap no taste beer to get the early buzz

[RhinoinMN]

nah I usually slow down as the night goes on, I like having a buzz , not too Drunk like someone I shared a womb with

I drink a lot of Bacardi and Diet, bought a ton of bottles when on my Cruise, so I drink a lot less beer to pre game

but I still stand by Natty light as a cheap no taste beer to get the early buzz

If you want a cheap, no taste buzz, why don't you soak a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and put it in your ass?

[RAAMONE]

its my birthday...i have a case of newcastle waiting for me at home thanks to the girlfriend

so no more natty or miller for me for awhile


and i agree with hippo...if you are binge drinking you want your beer to taste like nothing...when your 45 minutes into a power hour your not really doing it for the taste...just the effect

[patsopinion]

If you want a cheap, no taste buzz, why don't you soak a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and put it in your ass?

would that work?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If you want a cheap, no taste buzz, why don't you soak a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and put it in your ass?


I use a loofah sponge, Im hardcore like that

[midwestjeff]

I use a loofah sponge, Im hardcore like that

Damn. That's rough.

[JPMNICK]

I use a loofah sponge, Im hardcore like that

or you just have a big ass

[Misteriosa]

<--- sam adams light...

that is all.

[ChimneyFish]

Out those three shitty choices, I guess I'm going with Coors light. Although you might as well just have a glass of water.
The other two taste like the putrified flesh of a rotted squid.

Amstel is the only light beer I've ever tried that had a decent taste to it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

or you just have a big ass

actually my butt is small as can be

Im top heavy with Raptor Arms

[epo]

actually my butt is small as can be

Im top heavy with Raptor Arms

Your tiny little arms are such a strange sight. Should we find a way to blame Randy for that?

[RhinoinMN]

Your tiny little arms are such a strange sight. Should we find a way to blame Randy for that?

Maybe that is the only proven thing wrong with bacon. It stunts growth of the arms.

[TheMojoPin]

Both Natty's are fucking trash. If you are going to pick one, at least be a man about it and drink the 5.8 ice

He's a mindless beast...there's no sense in reasoning with him.

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[midwestjeff]

Drinking a certain alcoholic beverage does not make you a man.

If anything, a guy drinking cheap shit to get off is a badass, just enduring the filth to get out of his fucking head.

Did I mention I hate snobbery?
Ya fucking elitist pricks.

[epo]

Drinking a certain alcoholic beverage does not make you a man.

If anything, a guy drinking cheap shit to get off is a badass, just enduring the filth to get out of his fucking head.

Did I mention I hate snobbery?
Ya fucking elitist pricks.

But being an elitist is fun.............

[TheMojoPin]

Eating a certain type of food does not make you a man.

If anything, a guy literally eating shit to get full is a badass, just enduring the shitty filth to satisfy the hunger in his belly with something, ANYTHING.

Did I mention I hate snobbery?
Ya fucking elitist non-shit-eating pricks.

[TheMojoPin]

And I like how spending like $2-3 dollars more on beer to avoid disgusting swill is "elitist."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And I like how spending like $2-3 dollars more on beer to avoid disgusting swill is "elitist."

must your nose always be in the air Mr. Economy doesn't affect his Beer Purchases

[TheMojoPin]

Some things must always be a constant in my life.

Besides, no car, so I am applying that money to things like beer.

[epo]

must your nose always be in the air Mr. Economy doesn't affect his Beer Purchases

The economy affecting one's beer purchases is the #1 sign of a commoner.

[midwestjeff]

It's all fucking beer.

I don't get the whole "you don't drink what I do" attitude.

Sure, in high school it made sense.
There were soc's and greasers.
I thought we were past that now.

Who cares what someone else drinks?

[TheMojoPin]

It's all fucking beer.

I don't get the whole "you don't drink what I do" attitude.

Sure, in high school it made sense.
There were soc's and greasers.
I thought we were past that now.

Who cares what someone else drinks?

Where did you go to high school, Snobby McMoneybags? In my high school days, we all drank the cheapest, shittiest beer we could get our hands on.

HIGH SCHOOL BEER ELITIST.

[Bossanova]

You fucking commoner fucks. Just spend the eight bucks on a six pack and enjoy a real beer. You bottom of the barrell drinking mothafuckers

[epo]

Who cares what someone else drinks?

The only person I have any caring about their drink is me. And I ain't drinkin' that swill.

[TheMojoPin]

The only person I have any caring about their drink is me. And I ain't drinkin' that swill.

ELITIST.

[TheMojoPin]

You fucking commoner fucks. Just spend the eight bucks on a six pack and enjoy a real beer. You bottom of the barrell drinking mothafuckers

ELITIST.

[west milly Tom]

Nothing beats the king of beers, Budweiser

[TheMojoPin]

Hippo, can I change your name to "King Hippopo's Bandaid?"

The extra "po" is for "POOR AS FUCK."

[TheMojoPin]

Nothing beats the king of beers, Budweiser

I pray for a bloody coup to topple that tyrant.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

dont make me stop eating my government cheese and chase after you

me being poor while house saving and doing this makes somewhat sense

Randy doing the same thing with a HUGE disposable income (single, lives at home and doesnt drive) is more appalling

that's right I mother fucking passed the buck

its the American way

[west milly Tom]

And to further pontifficate, in high school I often drank natty light, which every so often I still pick up.

[Bossanova]

ELITIST.

Yes, and i am proud of my beer snobbery

Hippo, can I change your name to "King Hippopo's Bandaid?"

The extra "po" is for "POOR AS FUCK."

HAHAHA:lol:

[TheMojoPin]

dont make me stop eating my government cheese and chase after you

me being poor while house saving and doing this makes somewhat sense

Randy doing the same thing with a HUGE disposable income (single, lives at home and doesnt drive) is more appalling

that's right I mother fucking passed the buck

its the American way

I'm the grasshopper and you're the ant.

And I'm gonna step on you with my big ass legs and steal your stash when I go broke.

YOINK.

[RhinoinMN]

But being an elitist is fun.............

I don't think that Mikeyboy has a lot of fun.

[midwestjeff]

Yes, you are elitists.

There is no reason to judge a person by the fluid they intake.

Yet, you subscribe to your self-made rules for judging
a man's character and live in a world based on false perceptions.

That's cool, I've got my own misconceptions, but I am working on them at least.

[west milly Tom]

My favorite beer is La Fin De Monde, by unibrough. At $13 a four pack I don't often buy it.

[west milly Tom]

When did this thread stop being about beer?

[Bossanova]

Yes, you are elitists.

There is no reason to judge a person by the fluid they intake.

Yet, you subscribe to your self-made rules for judging
a man's character and live in a world based on false perceptions.

That's cool, I've got my own misconceptions, but I am working on them at least.

I don't agree with you, but I will eat your dick if you'd like

[Dougie Brootal]

I don't think that Mikeyboy has a lot of fun.

mikeyboy is a facist, not an elitest.:tongue:




(i know, i spelled it wrong on purpose!)

[Bossanova]

mikeyboy is a facist, not an elitest.:tongue:




(i know, i spelled it wrong on purpose!)

QFT

[sailor]

nah I usually slow down as the night goes on, I like having a buzz , not too Drunk like someone I shared a womb with


dp? eww.

[Neckbeard]

There is no reason to judge a person by the fluid they intake.

Nobody judges you by all the hot jizz you chug.

BURNED, NECKBEARD-STYLE.

YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!! I'M KING OF THE WORRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!

[midwestjeff]

Nobody judges you by all the hot jizz you chug.

Let's not bring up the reason I had to leave Illinois.

I'll never forget you.

[Neckbeard]

I serve up disses like I serve up touchdowns:

WITH SEVERAL INTERCEPTIONS AND A SHITTY RECEIVING CORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT BUT IT SOUNDED GOOD IN MY HEAD.

[RhinoinMN]

mikeyboy is a facist, not an elitest.:tongue:




(i know, i spelled it wrong on purpose!)

Who is to say that one can't be both?

[cougarjake13]

outta those 3 ... miller


but if i drink a light beer its a heinekin or sam adams light

[zildjian361]

Out those three shitty choices, I guess I'm going with Coors light. Although you might as well just have a glass of water.
The other two taste like the putrified flesh of a rotted squid.

Amstel is the only light beer I've ever tried that had a decent taste to it.

The Silver Bullet gets me a good high although it takes at least 12 to get me going.if i drank water all the time,my wife wouldnt break my balls.:drunk::smoke:

[patsopinion]

When did this thread stop being about beer?

was it ever really about beer?

[A.J.]

Then be fat and happy, my friend.

Oh I wish...

[sailor]

"american beer captures the strength and spirit of america"

[red_red_red]

When did this thread stop being about beer?
when the sword fighting started

[Dougie Brootal]

"american beer captures the strength and spirit of america"

so thats why its so bad!:wink: