A Vagina Is Required

[lleeder]

The other day my little sister went apple picking. She had a ton of apples and asked me to make apple pies for her. I baked 6 apple pies. The next day at work I was telling some girl how I baked a bunch of apple pies. You baked? she asked. Do you need to be female to bake?

[Hottub]

Please send me a pie.
I love apple pie and love a baker.

[Fallon]

You didn't tell her about fucking the pies though. She doesn't know the full story.

[underdog]

I love to bake. I almost took a job (before my current one) as a baker's assistant. Sweet stuff rules.

[~Katja~]

The other day my little sister went apple picking. She had a ton of apples and asked me to make apple pies for her. I baked 6 apple pies. The next day at work I was telling some girl how I baked a bunch of apple pies. You baked? she asked. Do you need to be female to bake?

bakers are gay, a chef is hot... think about it... most pastry chefs are french and well... gay ;)

[underdog]

You didn't tell her about fucking the pies though. She doesn't know the full story.

Now Hottub really wants a pie.

[~Katja~]

Now Hottub really wants a pie.

no, he wants an apple turnover

[underdog]

bakers are gay, a chef is hot... think about it... most pastry chefs are french and well... gay ;)

Aren't most pastry chefs women?

[lleeder]

I didn't make cream puffs. I made apple pies, like a true patriot.

[BlackSpider]

I thought most Bakers were men.
I can bake, and I'm not gay...(not that there's anything wrong with that)

[~Katja~]

I thought most Bakers were men.
I can bake, and I'm not gay...(not that there's anything wrong with that)

I was kiddin
most bakers in Germany are men and they are big and round and manly... could be bears though... who knows

[BlackSpider]

I was kiddin
most bakers in Germany are men and they are big and round and manly... could be bears though... who knows

Maybe you'll find out on Friday...

[~Katja~]

Maybe you'll find out on Friday...

how nice of ya to bring baked goods to the bar :D

[BlackSpider]

how nice of ya to bring baked goods to the bar :D

I'm not bringing baked goods.
I meant that you'll find out that I'm big and manly...

[~Katja~]

I'm not bringing baked goods.
I meant that you'll find out that I'm big and manly...

literal jim...

[BlackSpider]

literal jim...


My name's not Jim...:devil2:

[Friday]

bakers are gay, a chef is hot... think about it... most pastry chefs are french and well... gay ;)

my brother in law is french, and a chef (pastry and otherwise), and very straight.
not to mention cute! lucky sister!

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[Doctor Z]

A Vagina Is Required
That's how I feel every night...

when I go to bed...


...alone.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dude, fuck anyone who says guys can't bake. When I was unemployed I baked all the time. I got pretty good at apple pies too. I made those pop over things once, they were awesome.

Cookies during the holidays too. I make them with my friends, what's wrong with it?

[BlackSpider]

That's how I feel every night...

when I go to bed...


...alone.

just fuck your hand like the rest of us...

[pennington]

I guess I'm the only one who thought a thread named A Vagina Is Required in the Now I'm Starvin' Forum was about something else...

[pennington]

Dude, fuck anyone who says guys can't bake.

I was on a date once with someone I hadn't seen in years. For some reason I can't recall, she asked me where I got my shirts done and I said I iron my clothes myself. She gave me that ewww look like I said I molested babies. I then said I also do my own laundry and clean my own house. She rolled her eyes in disgust.

We never went out again. I guess she's attracted to guys who are looking for a mother figure to do their work.

[Farmer Dave]

If baking is gay,then so be it. When my kids were wee little one's and they got sick during the winter months I got to stay home with them. I baked all sorts of stuff after I drugged the lil f'ers and put them down for a nice nap. It's just a good way to stay sane in my opinion.

[jennysmurf]

Of course men can bake. Now get in the kitchen and make me some brownies!

[red_red_red]

i think it's great that you bake, i'll take a chocolate cake plz.

[sailor]

baking's the only aspect of cooking that falls to my wife in our family. odd.

[KingGeno]

Baking is great, and is universal and doesn't require a vagina.

WHAT's Wrong with the PIES we got? IT's Bakes pretty good!

Sheperd's Pie. Chicken Pot Pie. Steak Pie. Pie Floater.

[~Katja~]

I was on a date once with someone I hadn't seen in years. For some reason I can't recall, she asked me where I got my shirts done and I said I iron my clothes myself. She gave me that ewww look like I said I molested babies. I then said I also do my own laundry and clean my own house. She rolled her eyes in disgust.

We never went out again. I guess she's attracted to guys who are looking for a mother figure to do their work.

no, she was just afraid if this would work out she would have to do all these things for ya and could not continue having others do it for her.
Believe it or not, there are so many women who can't clean, do laundry, cook.. all the basic stuff that we learn growing up.

[pennington]

no, she was just afraid if this would work out she would have to do all these things for ya and could not continue having others do it for her.


Wait, I'm missing something here. I'm doing all these things myself since I was a teenager (and continued to do so even when I was living with someone) and she's worried because she may have to do it if we ever got married? As opposed to a guy who is living like a pig or had his mommy do everything for him and gets married so his wife will continue to serve him? Where it's certain she will become a maid?

This theory is so convoluted, so utterly illogical, you're probably right. Thank you.

[~Katja~]

Wait, I'm missing something here. I'm doing all these things myself since I was a teenager (and continued to do so even when I was living with someone) and she's worried because she may have to do it if we ever got married? As opposed to a guy who is living like a pig or had his mommy do everything for him and gets married so his wife will continue to serve him? Where it's certain she will become a maid?

This theory is so convoluted, so utterly illogical, you're probably right. Thank you.

maybe she realized she would be the total pig and realized you would hate her shortly into the relationship

[pennington]

maybe she realized she would be the total pig and realized you would hate her shortly into the relationship

We used to date years ago, she's neat. I think it was more like the post that started this thread, she thought it was unmanly or something. Or she's nuts. Or I am.

I think I'm going to get a pizza. I don't cook or bake...

[RhinoinMN]

Baking is great, and is universal and doesn't require a vagina.

WHAT's Wrong with the PIES we got? IT's Bakes pretty good!

Sheperd's Pie. Chicken Pot Pie. Steak Pie. Pie Floater.

cream pie

[Death Metal Moe]

rhubarb...

[Furtherman]

Believe it or not, there are so many women who can't clean, do laundry, cook.. all the basic stuff that we learn growing up.

I need a cleaner. I can cook, I can laundry, but cleaning makes me ill.

[pennington]

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[scottinnj]

I was kiddin
most bakers in Germany are men and they are big and round and manly... could be bears though... who knows

Maybe you'll find out on Friday...

how nice of ya to bring baked goods to the bar :D

I'm not bringing baked goods.
I meant that you'll find out that I'm big and manly...

literal jim...

My name's not Jim...:devil2:


Yeah, you're "I don't get the joke" guy!