HolyshitHolyshitHolyshit...

[jauble]

Well not really, but I did get a phone number last night and she seems like a nice girl.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a nice girl from a nice family

[jauble]

Well she like knives and shes from texas...she's a hooker.

[Doogie]

If she's from Texas, wouldnt she just be dumb??

[jauble]

Im such a take home to mom douche. We're going to the zoo.

[PapaBear]

We're going to the zoo.
So, that's what the kids are calling it today.

[ChrisTheCop]

We're going to the zoo.

So, that's what the kids are calling it today.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Im such a take home to mom douche. We're going to the zoo.

Your mom lives at the zoo.... explains a lot.

[mendyweiss]

You're 2/3rds Of The Way There !!!

[Don Stugots]

You're 2/3rds Of The Way There !!!
Which 2/3rds more than doug

[RAAMONE]

she better be an asian tranny or this thread doesnt deserve the title

[Furtherman]

Well not really, but I did get a phone number last night and she seems like a nice girl.

Good luck. Nice girls are hard to come by these days it seems.

[Dougie Brootal]

this thread title is misleading.:thumbdown:

[hammersavage]

'Why don't you take her to the zoo? I hear retards like the zoo.'

'Oh! She's not a retard.'

[red_red_red]

Good luck. Nice girls are hard to come by these days it seems.
cuz they're all @ the zoo

[Crippler]

Hammer beat me to the punch, but I laughed so hard when reading it that I went & looked up the video anyway.

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Anyway...good luck Jauble.

[WampusCrandle]

ah shit, swim walk! :thumbup:

[djanallightbulb]

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/pesci.jpg

I get a nice girl every night ma

[torker]

Well not really, but I did get a phone number last night and he seems like a girl.
shadesofgrasso
:glurps:

[~Katja~]

nice girls are overrated.

[Marc with a c]

nice girls are overrated.

mean people suck...

[~Katja~]

mean people suck...
that's not nice!

[Dougie Brootal]

mean people suck...

marc with a c swallows...

[~Katja~]

marc with a c swallows...

now there is the nice kinda gal you should be looking for

[disneyspy]

marc with a c swallows...

east side doug spits...

[drjoek]

Can we reopen Dougs thread then merge these two?

[cougarjake13]

Can we reopen Dougs thread then merge these two?

why ??