So I walked into my local deli this morning

[Lady Resin]

On Mondays I go to the deli to get coldcuts for my husband for the week. As I walk in I see the cashier on my right standing next to a person at the coffee machines. I was the only customer in the store.On the right is the deli. I give the kid my list of what I need. I preceded down to the butcher, which is on the same side. I asked for chicken cutlets. As the kid bent down to take the cutlets out of the case I hear "GET DOWN, GET DOWN." I was at the other end of the store and slumped down. The two kids were taking care of my orders but really slowly. I kept staring at the butcher and we exchanging glances like WTF? The store across the the street was robbed last week. I assummed the police came to the deli with a descrition of him. The cashier reconized him right before I came in. All of a sudden there had to have been 7-8 police officers getting him down to the ground. I think as the cashier, Annie, it finally hit her. She came from around the counter and hugged me. We were scared shitless. As the day went on I remember other things that happened. When they finally took the perp and his chick to the station. I saw about 25 police officers inside and out front high fiving each other. The last police officer I saw is a friend of ours. He looked out me waved. Sorry, I had to get this off my chest. And his gun was fully loaded.

[OGC]

How are you going to prepare the chicken cutlets ?

[Marc with a c]

did you buy any shoes

[~Katja~]

ok, I read this twice and highlighted each line to make sure I stay in line...
my cliff notes:

you were one of 2 customers at the deli
the other dude was a guy who robbed a store across
cashier recognized him and called the cops
cops came and took him down.
you left with cold cuts, chicken cutlets and a warm hug.


Glad nothing bad happened to you!

[Dougie Brootal]

ok, I read this twice and highlighted each line to make sure I stay in line...
my cliff notes:

you were one of 2 customers at the deli
the other dude was a guy who robbed a store across
cashier recognized him and called the cops
cops came and took him down.
you left with cold cuts, chicken cutlets and a warm hug.


Glad nothing bad happened to you!

i was reading for 10 minutes and couldn't figure it out! thanks for the clarification!

[Lady Resin]

Sorry as the memory of it is coming back, I'm more shaken. I was the ONLY customer there not to hold the place up. I have been sick to my stomach all day. More memories of it is affecting me. And now my husband and tenant are out to go watch the Giant game tonight. I'm paranoid. Sorry I posted this. :wallbash:

[~Katja~]

Sorry as the memory of it is coming back, I'm more shaken. I was the ONLY customer there not to hold the place up. I have been sick to my stomach all day. More memories of it is affecting me. And now my husband and tenant are out to go watch the Giant game tonight. I'm paranoid. Sorry I posted this. :wallbash:

don't be sorry, without paragraphs it was just a bit hard to follow, but being that you were basically caught up in an armed robbery that luckily ended well I can understand your nervous feelings.

[Dougie Brootal]

what she said.
glad youre okay, im just bustin ballssssssssss.

[~Katja~]

and by the way, take that chicken cutlet and slap it right across your hubbys naked balls for leaving you alone tonight, then rub the bologna all over his chest... and it best be German bologna and tell him I said hello

[Dougie Brootal]

and by the way, take that chicken cutlet and slap it right across your hubbys naked balls for leaving you alone tonight, then rub the bologna all over his chest.

i am sooo hard right now...

[~Katja~]

i am sooo hard right now...

as hard as salami?

[Dougie Brootal]

as hard as salami?

thats right... keep talking...

[JerseyRich]

and by the way, take that chicken cutlet and slap it right across your hubbys naked balls for leaving you alone tonight, then rub the bologna all over his chest... and it best be German bologna and tell him I said hello

Have you seen this movie? I recommend it.

http://www.mybroadwayvideo.info/catalog-test/images/9_1_2_weeks.jpg

[Hottub]

LR, sounds like a scary situation. I'm glad everyone made it out OK.
I know from experience, you can hold this over hubby and his boyfriend's head for years.:devil2:
Chill, have a glass (or 5) of wine, and watch the game on TV.
I'll be over tomorrow for chicken cutlets.

[~Katja~]

Have you seen this movie? I recommend it.

http://www.mybroadwayvideo.info/catalog-test/images/9_1_2_weeks.jpg

though I think they were attempting to be sexy while I am just going for silly and trying to cheer Lady Resin up

[JerseyRich]

LR, sounds like a scary situation. I'm glad everyone made it out OK.
I know from experience, you can hold this over hubby and his boyfriend's head for years.:devil2:
Chill, have a glass (or 5) of wine, and watch the game on TV.
I'll be over tomorrow for chicken cutlets.

Always with food on your mind...geez.

[~Katja~]

I'll be over tomorrow for chicken cutlets.

if they taste salty she may have followed my advice




wine is good. have a few!

[JerseyRich]

though I think they were attempting to be sexy while I am just going for silly and trying to cheer Lady Resin up

I actually laughed out loud at the idea that she would slap her guy in the balls with a chicken cutlet.

Lady Resin...glad it all worked out. I recommend what Hottub said... without inviting him over for dinner of course.

[Lady Resin]

And a great end of the story? The chicken cutlets came out nice and crispy! I bought a lb. of tuna salad for my husband and tenant for lunch. They did the yardwork today for the end of summer. I forgot to buy a pickle from the barrell.:down:

[Hottub]

I actually laughed out loud at the idea that she would slap her guy in the balls with a chicken cutlet.

Lady Resin...glad it all worked out. I recommend what Hottub said... without inviting him over for dinner of course.

Always C-Blocking with you... Geez!

[Friday]

And a great end of the story? The chicken cutlets came out nice and crispy! I bought a lb. of tuna salad for my husband and tenant for lunch. They did the yardwork today for the end of summer. I forgot to buy a pickle from the barrell.:down:

presents for hubby are to be withheld until he makes up for leaving you alone tonight!!

i am glad you are ok.... that must have been a very frightening experience.

[Lady Resin]

How are you going to prepare the chicken cutlets ?

I make an egg wash and then bread them in homemade bread crumbs. Heat the pan up throw some olive oil in. Then brown them up. Maybe I should have posted this in the "What's for dinner" thread.:blink:

[Liverspot]

Lady, don't ever be sorry you posted something like this, experiences like this are very shaking and they do sink in later.

I once went into a mom and pop corner store and got smacked on the head with something while two guys were running out of the store after robbing it. Knocked me down and out for a couple of minutes. Got up next to a puddle of blood (not mine) and had to try to give a description to a cop of a person I never really saw.

The next day it really sunk in the what happened and what could have happened. You have to remember it was a random act but you still never forget.

Rats, while I was writing this the thread redeveloped.........

now I have a cutlet craving

[Don Stugots]

LR, sounds like a scary situation. I'm glad everyone made it out OK.
I know from experience, you can hold this over hubby and his boyfriend's head for years.:devil2:
Chill, have a glass (or 5) of wine, and watch the game on TV.
I'll be over tomorrow for chicken cutlets.

same goes for me. i'm fuckin starvin.

[Devo37]

so wait, you buy a week's worth of cold-cuts at the beginning of the week? don't they get dry and rubbery after a few days??

glad you're alright, btw...

[ahhdurr]

I usually check for Travis Bickle in any given deli.

No Bickle- beware!

[drjoek]

Man I love chicken cutlets

[Caseyelan]

Glad yer ok there.

Scary shit.

[Nothing Sound]

You buy enough cold cuts for a whole week?

They must taste real nice by weeks end.

[FezsAssistant]

then what happened?

[Lady Resin]

presents for hubby are to be withheld until he makes up for leaving you alone tonight!!

i am glad you are ok.... that must have been a very frightening experience.

He needed a night out with the guys to watch the game. He hasn't done it it in a few years. He fucking deserved it.:clap:

[Lady Resin]

You buy enough cold cuts for a whole week?

They must taste real nice by weeks end.

1/4 lb of peppermill turkey
1/4 lb of genoa salam8
1/4 lb of munster

He eats it free style, no bread.

[Nothing Sound]

1/4 lb of peppermill turkey
1/4 lb of genoa salam8
1/4 lb of munster

He eats it free style, no bread.

That's it? For the whole week?

That would barely last me a day.

[Lady Resin]

He just walked in with his DD. He fell and cut his head open on a curb. Fuck. I hate Columbus day

[brettmojo]

He just walked in with his DD. He fell and cut his head open on a curb. Fuck. I hate Columbus day
Yeah, us Native Americans aren't too thrilled about it either.

[Sinestro]

then what happened?


the fucking Giants lost to the lousy Browns. WTF????

[Sinestro]

Sorry as the memory of it is coming back, I'm more shaken. I was the ONLY customer there not to hold the place up.


Was the other customer an Arab??? I've been reading about them on the internet.

[vagina envy]

A similiar thing happened to me except it was a subway and i was picking out my veggies when some asshole knocked over the rack of chips and took off with all the free pennies. i couldnt sleep for 5 hours.