Need Help (Vehicle Mutalation)

[biggestmexi]

Been watching to much T.G. you clots.

Anyway.

I have a 1994 GMC JIMMY 4x4. I posted a pick a WHILE back but you know.

The problem I am having is that the thing is SHIT. GARBAGE. USELESS.

The front driver side window motor fell out the bottom of the door through a rust spot. The pass. window doesn't work at all. The rear two windows are IFFY. There is NO rear WINDOW(just a piece of flappy plastic). The heater core does not work. The A/C blows as hard as a hamster. The front grill is all broken from a dear. The door seals are shot and let water in. AND the transmission does not shift into 4th anymore and is kinda shotty.
But the motor is decent.

Obviuosly I am not going to be able to sell it.

The only option is junk it and sell the wheels when junk goes up again.

But I am trying to think of fun things to do with it until then.

So thanks buddays.

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Been watching to much T.G. you clots.

TOO and it's mutilation

[biggestmexi]

TOO and it's mutilation

:thumbup: awesome thanks a bunch.

but i dont care. :lol:

alsoo AYE waz thingking Elcimino or Convertable


(prick)

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:thumbup: awesome thanks a bunch.

but i dont care. :lol:

alsoo AYE waz thingking Elcimino or Convertable


(prick)

I'm always trying to be a helper whenever I can.

I didn't even bring up the DEER thing.

[biggestmexi]

I'm always trying to be a helper whenever I can.

I didn't even bring up the DEER thing.

stop trying to get your post count up.

[biggestmexi]

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[Nothing Sound]

stop trying to get your post count up.

Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do with 300 posts in 17 months.

[landarch]

Hook it up to a remote control setup like on mythbusters and jump a bunch of shit with it until it comes apart.

[ahhdurr]

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[Stedman]

just start taking it apart now and let all of the junk accumulate in your yard till the price for scrap is just right.

also, go sell the catalytic converter now, and since you've got a hacksaw handy steal all of them from your neighbors cars. people way a shit load for them and if you steal enough you just may turn it into a felony

[Jughead]

Been watching to much T.G. you clots.

Anyway.

I have a 1994 GMC JIMMY 4x4. I posted a pick a WHILE back but you know.

The problem I am having is that the thing is SHIT. GARBAGE. USELESS.

The front driver side window motor fell out the bottom of the door through a rust spot. The pass. window doesn't work at all. The rear two windows are IFFY. There is NO rear WINDOW(just a piece of flappy plastic). The heater core does not work. The A/C blows as hard as a hamster. The front grill is all broken from a dear. The door seals are shot and let water in. AND the transmission does not shift into 4th anymore and is kinda shotty.
But the motor is decent.

Obviuosly I am not going to be able to sell it.

The only option is junk it and sell the wheels when junk goes up again.

But I am trying to think of fun things to do with it until then.

So thanks buddays.

Fill it up while it is running....:bye:..Or the 4.3 might last long enough to make it clear:smile:......

[scottinnj]

But the motor is decent.


I've got a fix for that.

Jack up the car, put it in 4 Low, and rev the engine up as high as it will go.

When it has reached its crescendo, begin pouring sugar or coffee creamer into the intake manifold.

The motor grenades quite pleasantly, and if the drivetrain is as bad as you say, will quickly disintegrate as well when the torque of a dying engine passes through it.

Make sure you have a lot of dropcloths and kitty litter under the truck before you do this.

[biggestmexi]

Fill it up while it is running....:bye:..Or the 4.3 might last long enough to make it clear:smile:......
HA the light has been on for a while now budday :smoke:

just start taking it apart now and let all of the junk accumulate in your yard till the price for scrap is just right.

also, go sell the catalytic converter now, and since you've got a hacksaw handy steal all of them from your neighbors cars. people way a shit load for them and if you steal enough you just may turn it into a felony

i wish the cat was worth something when i took it off and dumped it :flush:

But i have some good ideas.....a convertible. i think i have it figured out.

need to draw it up though.

[Chigworthy]

Northern CA hillbilly disposal method:

Beat it till she can't go no more on fire trails in the hills. When she stops, if the motor still works, put a rock on the gas petal in neutral and kick back for a minute until the motor blows. Good times.

[bostonronandfezfan]

woods run take that bitch wheeling

[KingModem]

DEMO DERBY!!!:blink:

[KC2OSO]

I knew of a chick in college who filled the door pockets with dirt and had plants growing in her car for a while. You might try to spruce it up like that.
Another friend just drove his Celica into a lake when he was done with it. I think he got in a lot of trouble for that.
I also knew this foreign exchange student - Johan - who came to the States, bought an old Nova, never bothered to get a license, drove it around for the summer, including a trip to California and then just drove it off into the woods and left it there and went back to Sweden or Switzerland or wherever the fuck he was from.
You could just dismantle it like others have said and sell it off on ebay.
There are a couple of other things you can do involving fraud and possible jail time as well.

[Snoogans]

Been watching to much T.G. you clots.

Anyway.

I have a 1994 GMC JIMMY 4x4. I posted a pick a WHILE back but you know.

The problem I am having is that the thing is SHIT. GARBAGE. USELESS.

The front driver side window motor fell out the bottom of the door through a rust spot. The pass. window doesn't work at all. The rear two windows are IFFY. There is NO rear WINDOW(just a piece of flappy plastic). The heater core does not work. The A/C blows as hard as a hamster. The front grill is all broken from a dear. The door seals are shot and let water in. AND the transmission does not shift into 4th anymore and is kinda shotty.
But the motor is decent.

Obviuosly I am not going to be able to sell it.

The only option is junk it and sell the wheels when junk goes up again.

But I am trying to think of fun things to do with it until then.

So thanks buddays.

get someone to follow you, park the thing in newark or the bronx or something. Get a ride home. Wait a day. Report it stolen

[Chip196]

Donate it to a Volunteer Fire Department ... you can get a tax break on the book value, and you get to watch them torch it for training. I am always amazed at how many people want to know when we're going to use it for a drill so they can come and watch.

[donnie_darko]

it looks good, i'm sure someone would buy it for parts.

there's always someone willing to pay for an old truck.

[Stedman]

Donate it to a Volunteer Fire Department ... you can get a tax break on the book value, and you get to watch them torch it for training. I am always amazed at how many people want to know when we're going to use it for a drill so they can come and watch.

thats awesome.

Next time i buy a new vehicle i'm not gonna bother with the trade in i'm just gonna go that route.

[biozombie]

Have you tried peeing in it's butt?

[biggestmexi]

Donate it to a Volunteer Fire Department ... you can get a tax break on the book value, and you get to watch them torch it for training. I am always amazed at how many people want to know when we're going to use it for a drill so they can come and watch.
Book value you say? it books fer about 2gs


Have you tried peeing in it's butt?

Havent I?

and i decided to go a convertible route.

[Chip196]

thats awesome.

Next time i buy a new vehicle i'm not gonna bother with the trade in i'm just gonna go that route.

It's definitely worth looking in to ... I had a car that had so many problems I couldn't have sold it for more than 500 .... I donated to the FD and had a $2000 Charitable Donation to file at the end of the year.

DISLAIMER ALERT!!!!!
Please confirm with your local FD that this is the case and that they will provide the paper work, ect prior to trashing your car or anything like that. Maybe even confirm with your accountant first as well in order to make sure things haven't changed (as I did this 7 years ago).

[Snoogans]

Book value you say? it books fer about 2gs




Havent I?

and i decided to go a convertible route.

depending on your tax bracket of course, but assuming middle class, a 2K write off would net you about 5-600 bucks off on your actual amount paid taxes

[PapaBear]

Donate it to a Volunteer Fire Department ... you can get a tax break on the book value, and you get to watch them torch it for training. I am always amazed at how many people want to know when we're going to use it for a drill so they can come and watch.
I don't know if it's different for fire departments now, but the car donation rules changed about a year ago. For instance... If you donate your car to one of those charities that resell them, you don't get a tax credit on the blue book value. First, the charity does whatever it is they are going to do with car (usually sell it), and you get a tax credit on the amount they got for the car. NOT the blue book value. Like I said... It may be different for a fire department, that will be keeping it, instead of selling it.

[vagina envy]

1. Get full coverage insurance on it.

2. Light it on fire

3. Collect insurance check

4. Buy another blazer

5. Repeat as needed

[patsopinion]

doorless convertable

just make sure you reinforce the front windshield (front window inegrity will be compromised

make sure right after you do it you take it down to your insurance agent
im sure hell be so pleased hes insuring something like that




and by the way i recycled the rims off of an old car a while ago and got like 30 bucks a rim

if you hack it down in tiney pieces you might get some scratch for it

[biggestmexi]

oh the front windscreen will be OK. I am planning to hack it off right behind the front seats.
and yes i was actually going to sell the tires and wheels for about 275ish because the tires are actually really good shape. They have not even been on a year. well driving on for a year as this jimmy sat most of the time.

dont worry yall Ill have picks up too.
maybe video as well. unsure bout that.

yes i am hayseedic if you will. but only a little bit.

[marky2bucks]

Careful with the convertible conversion. You will reduce the strength of the frame once the top starts coming off (I think this happened on top gear). Manufacturers have to beef up the frames of sedans when they chop the top. You'll have the same problem. You don't want to turn it into a metal taco.

fuckin' starving.

Good luck.

[biggestmexi]

Careful with the convertible conversion. You will reduce the strength of the frame once the top starts coming off (I think this happened on top gear). Manufacturers have to beef up the frames of sedans when they chop the top. You'll have the same problem. You don't want to turn it into a metal taco.

fuckin' starving.

Good luck.


i do know that. There is on structural bar that is right behind the rear doors and right behind the front doors. You can tell because the bump they make in the headliner. I am planning on keeping those ones.

did someone say top gear?
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