How do I approach this subject?

[sr71blackbird]

This is very baffling, and I'd like some advise on how to handle a bizarre subject without getting shit canned.
There is some man in my office that must have intestinal parasites!
A few years ago I went into the mens room and saw a hand made sign someone anonymously wrote advising whoever it was to seek medical help, because he had seen worms in the urinal!
I saw the sign and told some people about it and a few guys flipped out and called building maintenance and the sign disappeared.
I have noticed for a few years that someone pisses and does not flush and there is always this weird clumpy dark spatter that looks almost like dirt in the piss.
The other day I am in there at the next urinal and I see the dark stuff seeming to move. I look closely and see small segmented worms swimming amidst these specks. Now I know that it is real.
I called security and they couldn't believe it, and they had me call building maintenance and they did nothing. I am assuming whoever has this is either blind or stupid for it to go on this long.
I'd like to make a similar sign to alert the person, because it is always the same urinal (we have 3 in a row). I dont know what to say on the sign, but Id like to be sensitive and not get in trouble too, but I am concerned that this shit could get from one guy to another.
These worms were darker than the dark brown specks, and it almost looked like an insect larva.
would you make a sign? Would you care? I am not using that urinal ever again!

[Knowledged_one]

Well thats gross

Write a sign saying how disgusting and vile it is, to one have that issue and two not flush it down

and i also lost my lunch

[Thebazile78]

I would care, but I'd approach both HR and the site manager rather than posting a sign. The sign could be construed as creating a hostile work environment.

BTW, that's fucking disgusting.

(Remind me never to use a men's room unless it's an absolute and total fucking emergency.)

[ANC]

This is very baffling, and I'd like some advise on how to handle a bizarre subject without getting shit canned.
There is some man in my office that must have intestinal parasites!
A few years ago I went into the mens room and saw a hand made sign someone anonymously wrote advising whoever it was to seek medical help, because he had seen worms in the urinal!
I saw the sign and told some people about it and a few guys flipped out and called building maintenance and the sign disappeared.
I have noticed for a few years that someone pisses and does not flush and there is always this weird clumpy dark spatter that looks almost like dirt in the piss.
The other day I am in there at the next urinal and I see the dark stuff seeming to move. I look closely and see small segmented worms swimming amidst these specks. Now I know that it is real.
I called security and they couldn't believe it, and they had me call building maintenance and they did nothing. I am assuming whoever has this is either blind or stupid for it to go on this long.
I'd like to make a similar sign to alert the person, because it is always the same urinal (we have 3 in a row). I dont know what to say on the sign, but Id like to be sensitive and not get in trouble too, but I am concerned that this shit could get from one guy to another.
These worms were darker than the dark brown specks, and it almost looked like an insect larva.
would you make a sign? Would you care? I am not using that urinal ever again!

Ugh I almost threw up in my mouth a little.. For the record:

I would make a sign, OSHA, and possibly the center for disease control


I think this is a subject for....... the good Dr. Steve.

[badorties]

i bailed out after 'worms in the urinal'

whatever followed ... i'd get hr involved

[donnie_darko]

someone has been pissing bugs for several years... using the same urinal....

seems like it wouldn't be too hard to figure out who it is, unless this is a very high traffic rest room.

And what could going to HR do? What could their response possibly be?

Honestly leaving a sign at that urinal seems to be your best bet, not knowing the size or nature of the business you work, its hard to advise.

But if the guys been pissing bugs for several years you'd think he'd be aware...

[KC2OSO]

Nice story. Now I have the heebeejeebies.

That gets a Ronnie style ::WOW:::blink:

I'd go the HR route preferably with a guy in HR if there is one. Just ask their advice stating that you're worried...and you have every right to be worried. That's fucking heinous.
Is your company the only company that uses that bathroom? The sign thing is sort of not so good.

[Furtherman]

Ew.



I'd ask Dr. Steve. He'd probably be able to tell you WHY he shits bugs.






EW.

[LaBoob]

Wow. Possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[JPMNICK]

i would fucking quit this job to make sure i did not catch it

[RoseBlood]

This thread is useless without pics.. (it had to be done) :flush:

[Fezticle98]

i would fucking quit this job to make sure i did not catch it

x2

It can't be that great a job if you are working with bug pissers.

[mikeyboy]

Scoop some up in a jar and bring them by the studio for the next time Germfreak comes in.

[badorties]

quit, burn down the office, go home and sterilze yer dick

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Does this guy work in your building?

http://freaksblog.com/photo/Man_Leopard.jpg

[Marc with a c]

whoever smelt it dealt it.

[JerseyJew]

I think you're only option is to follow everyone going into the bathroom and watch to see what's left after each person uses the urinal and when you find the offending worm pisser, point him out to everyone at the office to be mocked and humiliated.

[SatCam]

if it's yellow let it mellow if it squirms let them learn

[Dougie Brootal]

Scoop some up in a jar and bring them by the studio for the next time Germfreak comes in.

:lol:

LOTD!

[MacVittie]

useless without pictures.

[TheGameHHH]

you can piss worms? like for serious?

[ahhdurr]

that's a delicacy in some countries.

[midwestjeff]

Isn't it more likely that the worms crawled into the urinal from the drain?

[sr71blackbird]

Isn't it more likely that the worms crawled into the urinal from the drain?

Someone in my office suggested that, but the brownish crud is in only one urinal and the worm was in that one. It is also the only one that whoever uses it does not flush. I flushed it and all the crud went down.

[midwestjeff]

Someone in my office suggested that, but the brownish crud is in only one urinal and the worm was in that one. It is also the only one that whoever uses it does not flush. I flushed it and all the crud went down.

So maybe the drain backs up, leaving piss, crud, and worms in the urinal.

Who uses the same urinal every time? No one, I say. No one.

[HBox]

Whatever you do, don't picture those worms jumping out of the urinal and into your pee hole every time you try to use the bathroom at work. The LAST thing you want is to picture those thing slowly squirming their way up your pee hole, slimy and slithering all the way up. You don't want to have the picture of the small thin outline slowly working its way up. And you definitely don't want to imagine the worst moment, when you suddenly stop feeling it, at first relieving but the next second dreadful because now you know its in and not coming out.

Don't think of any of that.

[midwestjeff]

The LAST thing you want is to picture those thing slowly squirming their way up your pee hole, slimy and slithering all the way up. You don't want to have the picture of the small thin outline slowly working its way up.

Well, now this thread is taking a turn for the hotness.

[ADF]

Maybe it's space herpes.

[Nothing Sound]

I would mind my own business and not piss in the urinals anymore.

[OGC]

I wish I had never clicked on this thread.

[jennysmurf]

Is there a ronfez.net award for nastiest thread ever? Cause this one would win....

[Devo37]

you definitely want to be tactful. something like, "Hey A$$hole, this isn't a bait shop. keep your worms to yourself!"

(disregard this advice if you actually work in a bait shop)

[red_red_red]

you definitely want to be tactful. something like, "Hey A$$hole, this isn't a bait shop. keep your worms to yourself!"

(disregard this advice if you actually work in a bait shop)


:laugh: i just pictured urinal fishies

[ibanez23]

I wonder if his cum has worms in it too.

[One Dead Fred]

That is a let down. I thought the alien bursts out of your chest, not piss out of your dick.

[CountryBob]

I am in HR and I am kinda stumped. I cant really think of anything that HR could do in this situation. If an employee feels unsafe at work they would need to file a complaint with HR and an investigation should procede. It is important not to isolate the individual but if something has to be said then address all employees.
Nasty!

[oldladyfacepuncher]

I wonder if his cum has worms in it too.

ooooook. I'm tapping out. Good luck with your worms sr71.

[Nothing Sound]

I wonder if his cum has worms in it too.

Can you imagine being the unsuspecting person that gives him a blow job and swallows?

Nice

[SinA]

hope they don't try to return home to spawn
http://www.riverdeep.net/current/2000/11/112000_images/salmon_jump.jpg

[MacVittie]

Unless you caught the pisser in the act, how can you be sure that the worms came from someone's bladder and not from another source? Could they be maggots/larvae from some creature that laid its eggs in toilet water?

[Annie Waits]

I wonder if his cum has worms in it too.

too bad Lilly just moved, she could of been very helpful

[sr71blackbird]

Unless you caught the pisser in the act, how can you be sure that the worms came from someone's bladder and not from another source? Could they be maggots/larvae from some creature that laid its eggs in toilet water?

I guess I cannot, but of the three urinals, this is the only one that has this material and these worms. If I flush it, there is no residue or other worms. I believe that it is coming from some sick man in my office. There are over 100 people in the office, from different departments. There is this one guy I suspect, who looks sickly all the time and he walks like he is in some pain all the time. He is of Indian descent (India Indian).

[vagina envy]

There is only one thing you can do. Just piss in the sink. Its a safe solution and everyone wins.

[MacVittie]

I guess I cannot, but of the three urinals, this is the only one that has this material and these worms. If I flush it, there is no residue or other worms. I believe that it is coming from some sick man in my office. There are over 100 people in the office, from different departments. There is this one guy I suspect, who looks sickly all the time and he walks like he is in some pain all the time. He is of Indian descent (India Indian).

The fact that its always the same toilet is what leads me to believe that its coming from the toilet. If it were were found in other toilets or other bathrooms in the building, I might be more likely to believe that a person was depositing these parasites. Maybe the worms are coming from something in the toilet's plumbing, and even after they're flushed they swim back up. I also really want to see these worms. Are they segmented like earthworms are are they smooth, like a fluke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trematoda)?

[sr71blackbird]

They look almost like an elongated paramecium. But there were brown and tan stripes. It was small and the ass end seemed to waive back and forth. I know I tend to always use the last stall on the right, so it is not so far fetched that this guy likes the last urinal. Another thing I was thinking about: I have been working 6 days a week, and I only see this stuff Mon - Fri.
The crud seems to be spattered on the lower wall of the urinal, right where someone would piss. Its not like its up near the top or sides. The color of the crud seem to be dark tannish, like as if it was from inside the bladder.

[~Katja~]

Who uses the same urinal every time? No one, I say. No one.
I always use the very same bathroom at work

I wonder if his cum has worms in it too.
doubt this dude gets laid



found this
Bilharzia (Schistosomiasis, caused by Schistosoma haematobiuma and S. mansoni)
An estimated 200 million people worldwide are infected with Schistosoma, the parasite that causes bilharzia. The worms are approximately 15 – 18 mm long, with the females slightly longer than the males. The female worms actually lie within a fold on the surface of the male.

The life cycle is fairly complex. Eggs are excreted in the human host’s urine or faeces. If the eggs reach water, they hatch and release a miracidium – the larval form. The miracidium is able to infect aquatic snails, in which it undergoes various developmental changes to become a cercaria (a small, free-living, motile form of the parasite), which swims from the snail. Cercariae are able to penetrate human skin, so if you’re swimming in water which has infected snails, you may become infected. The snails live in still or slowly moving water. (There is little risk of bilharzia in rapidly running water, where the snails are seldom found.)

Once the cercariae penetrate the skin, they develop into yet another larval form in the bloodstream. They move through the lungs, and eventually reach the blood vessels around the liver. As they migrate through the bloodstream, the worms mature. Once they reach the vessels in the liver, they mate, and then move to the blood vessels around either the gut or the bladder. The females lay eggs, which pass into the gut or bladder, and are excreted in the faeces or the urine. S. mansoni usually finds its way to blood vessels around the gut, while S. haematobium reaches vessels around the bladder.

Symptoms can be due to the cercariae entering the skin, or to the effects of the adult worms and eggs. Some people develop an itchy rash at the site the cercariae penetrated the skin. This usually lasts about a week.

Katayama fever is a syndrome that starts a few weeks after first exposure to the parasite, and can last a few weeks. It is not very common with either S. mansoni or S. haematobium infections, but is seen more commonly with a form of schistosomiasis that occurs in the Far East (S. japonicum). Symptoms include cough, loss of appetite, abdominal pain, fever, chills, diarrhoea, and enlargement of the spleen, liver and lymph nodes.

In chronic schistosomiasis due to S. mansoni, symptoms are initially uncommon, but may include fatigue, nausea and diarrhoea. However, with time, the presence of the parasites and eggs in the vessels around the gut and liver can cause liver damage and enlargement of the spleen.

In S. haematobium infection, symptoms are initially of a burning sensation on passing urine, and blood in the urine. With time, there can be damage to the urinary tract and the kidneys.

The infection can be diagnosed by looking for the eggs in stool or urine samples. Alternatively, blood tests are available to see if the patient has antibodies to the parasite. This test is not as reliable as finding the eggs, however.

Bilharzia can be treated with the drug praziquantel. Like many infections, prevention can be aided through sanitary waste disposal. Where bilharzia is common, the water can be treated with chemicals to help kill the snail population.

[sr71blackbird]

Holy crap! I think thats it! yeeeeshh
:ohmy:

[~Katja~]

Holy crap! I think thats it! yeeeeshh
:ohmy:

know of anyone who traveled to South America or Africa?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Schistosomiasis_Life_Cycle.jpeg

[sr71blackbird]

There is a guy in my office who immigrated from Africa, and there is also a guy from India that looks kind of sickly to me.

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh, just execute them all, the autopsys are the only way to know for sure.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Open letter to my fellow employees:

It has come to our attention that one (or all) of you has dick worms and shit-bug. If you would like to continue to work the IT Helpdesk, please be sure to use the restroom down by Accounts Payable (since we can all agree we hate them).

Thank you,

The Management

[topless_mike]

jar it up, get yourself a nice faux mink coat, and go look for some peta members.