Pizza Tragedy

[ahhdurr]

So I came home from practice (as mentioned in my Should I Speed thread)

And I'd stopped at Wegman's to get a few things. I noticed a Wegman's brand personal frozen pizza on sale and decided to get one. Should have gotten two. Not that I didn't get to eat the one I DID buy ... but there was a bit of a commotion with removal from the oven (I should have put it on a tray) and I dumped it.

All that cheesy goodness on the bottom of the oven.. fuckola. My mouth just watered... I'm going to salvage some of it.

The photoessay is as follows...

mountain of cheese on the floor of the oven - should have been eaten... (I just salvaged some off the top - tasty!)
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/goo1.jpg
Look at this lone pepperoni - it should have been on the pizza - I had to eat it off the oven... still pretty good.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/pepperoni.jpg
Stupid no cheese in the center having pizza - still delicious. With cold Coke.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/pizza.jpg
Stupid Ruby looking for some of it.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/ruby.jpg
Dumb dumb Newmanski too.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/newman.jpg
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Overall - I'd say the tragedy now is... I don't have another.

[Slumbag]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[joethebartender]

If you have to get a store bought pizza...go for the DiGiorno rising crust stuff. I promise that it's the closest thing to "real" pizza that I've had from a box of frozen stuff. As for this mess...I am sorry.

http://www.columbusalive.com/2007/0419/images/fo-still.jpg

[boobieman]

So I came home from practice (as mentioned in my Should I Speed thread)

And I'd stopped at Wegman's to get a few things. I noticed a Wegman's brand personal frozen pizza on sale and decided to get one. Should have gotten two. Not that I didn't get to eat the one I DID buy ... but there was a bit of a commotion with removal from the oven (I should have put it on a tray) and I dumped it.

All that cheesy goodness on the bottom of the oven.. fuckola. My mouth just watered... I'm going to salvage some of it.

The photoessay is as follows...

mountain of cheese on the floor of the oven - should have been eaten... (I just salvaged some off the top - tasty!)
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/goo1.jpg
Look at this lone pepperoni - it should have been on the pizza - I had to eat it off the oven... still pretty good.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/pepperoni.jpg
Stupid no cheese in the center having pizza - still delicious. With cold Coke.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/pizza.jpg
Stupid Ruby looking for some of it.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/ruby.jpg
Dumb dumb Newmanski too.
http://www.geocities.com/czmzozrzi/newman.jpg
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Overall - I'd say the tragedy now is... I don't have another.

Oh the horror..THE HORROR

SEEEYAAAAAAAA

[Jujubees2]

Two words. Pizza stone.

http://www.zanesvillepottery.com/images/product/15inRoundPizzaStone-1.jpg

[Furtherman]

I'm disconsolate.

[Hottub]

I probably would have burned my tongue licking the cheese goodness off of the bottom of the oven. Especially when you are SO looking forward to it.

Sorry for your loss, man.

[KingGeno]

Wegman's pizza is fantastic. I fancy the Large Pizza with Meatballs, Ricotta, and Extra Sauce/Cheese. It's a comfort food.

Here is the #1 Pizza Stone on Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Old-Stone-14-Inch-16-Inch-Baking/dp/B0000E1FDA

I also use this stone when making flatbread sammiches, or Pizza Pocket Sammiches.

[Thebazile78]

If you have to get a store bought pizza...go for the DiGiorno rising crust stuff. I promise that it's the closest thing to "real" pizza that I've had from a box of frozen stuff. As for this mess...I am sorry.

http://www.columbusalive.com/2007/0419/images/fo-still.jpg

The Wegman's store-brand pizza is self-rising crust and is just as good as DiGiorno's and will save you a few dollars.

Now I want a Weggie-pizza! DAMN YOU PAPERBAG!

[KingGeno]

Wegman's destroys Di'Giornos. I don't like Di'Giorno's crust formula.

[Thebazile78]

Wegman's destroys Di'Giornos. I don't like Di'Giorno's crust formula.

We've found the DiGiorno's to be too salty and a smidge too chewy, so we stopped buying it.

Plus, the fact that it's sometimes $8 for one of those when I can get Wegman's for ... $4 ... makes a difference.

[Jughead]

Im sorry excuse me.....What is Wegman's.....Is it better than the Red Baron???..Oh and I am sorry for your loss P.B..

[KingGeno]

Im sorry excuse me.....What is Wegman's.....Is it better than the Red Baron???..Oh and I am sorry for your loss P.B..

Wegmans (http://www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomepageView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10002&langId=-1)

Learn it, live it.

[Tallman388]

Wegmans (http://www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomepageView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10002&langId=-1)

Learn it, live it.

LOVE IT!

[Jughead]

That is such a cool site for a store......Im gonna try that beef recipe...Tonight before I close my lil juggy eyes Im gonna say Wegmans...:smile:

[Don Stugots]

if any of you are using a jar sauce to make these pizzas I will fucking kill you.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it costs like a few bucks more the get a real pizza delivered

I cant deal with store bought pizza, no matter how high end

[Misteriosa]

this thread has inspired me to get pizza for lunch today...

[RAAMONE]

if any of you are using a jar sauce to make these pizzas I will fucking kill you.

i hate to say it but i really like the chef boyardee pizza kit...the sauce is awesome...topped with burger and fresh mozz


http://www.chefboyardee.com/tasteefood/kits.jsp

[Jughead]

i hate to say it but i really like the chef boyardee pizza kit...the sauce is awesome...topped with burger and fresh mozz


http://www.chefboyardee.com/tasteefood/kits.jsp

There is something about that chef boyardee sauce i crave sometimes....Homemade pizza with that sauce is great to me...:smile:

[Don Stugots]

i hate to say it but i really like the chef boyardee pizza kit...the sauce is awesome...topped with burger and fresh mozz


http://www.chefboyardee.com/tasteefood/kits.jsp

There is something about that chef boyardee sauce i crave sometimes....Homemade pizza with that sauce is great to me...:smile:

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i hate to say it but i really like the chef boyardee pizza kit...the sauce is awesome...topped with burger and fresh mozz


http://www.chefboyardee.com/tasteefood/kits.jsp

There is something about that chef boyardee sauce i crave sometimes....Homemade pizza with that sauce is great to me...:smile:


gonna puke

I wont ramble about being a Pizza elitist, but Chef Boy R Dee and Pizza

come on

I thought this was a joke link

[Jughead]

What really makes me sickening is I have a tomato garden and herb garden 10 feet from my can o sauce..Im dead....:innocent:

[Don Stugots]

gonna puke

I wont ramble about being a Pizza elitist, but Chef Boy R Dee and Pizza

come on

I thought this was a joke link

i thought it was going to take me to meatspin or lemonparty. that would have been better.

[KingGeno]

Chef Boyardee can eat a can of aids chicken noodle.

If I am forced to use canned sauce, and that is only if tomatoes are not within reach, I will use this:

http://www.rosafoods.com/15ozDPpizza.gif

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i thought it was going to take me to meatspin or lemonparty. that would have been better.

agreed, much better than Beef a Roni Pizza

I haven't seen the Chef since being poor in college, those were horrible Chef Boy R Dee and Cup O Noodle days

:shivers:

[Misteriosa]

sheesh... it seems like we've all had those cup-o-noodle days...

[Don Stugots]

sheesh... it seems like we've all had those cup-o-noodle days...

it was ramin soups for me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sheesh... it seems like we've all had those cup-o-noodle days...


you needed a magnifying glass to see the shrimp in the Shrimp Cup O Noodles, but with Weed and Alcohol who had money for food

[RAAMONE]

Chef Boyardee can eat a can of aids chicken noodle.

If I am forced to use canned sauce, and that is only if tomatoes are not within reach, I will use this:

http://www.rosafoods.com/15ozDPpizza.gif

i use that also...because it basically tastes like chef boyardee

[Don Stugots]

gross.

[Freitag]

Wegmans (http://www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomepageView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10002&langId=-1)

Learn it, live it.

LOVE IT!

I'M A LIMOUSINE RIDING, JET-FLYING, PIZZA-BAKING, WHEELING-DEALING SON OF A GUN!

IT'S THE BEST THING GOING... TODAY!

[Freitag]

Now, I won't normally touch Boboli, but if you make a BBQ chicken pizza with it, it works really well.

[Misteriosa]

the only things that ive used that is a type of frozen pizza are bagel bites and those frozen pies from costo (and that was only one time).

buy frozen when you can have the fresh, real thing...

I LOVE NYC :clap:

[A.J.]

I thought this was going to be about the pizza options in the Metro DC area.

[FUNKMAN]

guess you can say that was fromunder cheese...


fromunder the oven rack

[Hottub]

I thought this was going to be about the pizza options in the Metro DC area.

There are no options.
Just don't eat it.

[ahhdurr]

The Wegman's store-brand pizza is self-rising crust and is just as good as DiGiorno's and will save you a few dollars.

Now I want a Weggie-pizza! DAMN YOU PAPERBAG!

damn me indeed.

[Jughead]

I was selfish thinking only of my own taste's....I forgot to day sorry about your Mess P.B.3......Hope ya have a self cleaning oven...:smile:

[ahhdurr]

I was selfish thinking only of my own taste's....I forgot to day sorry about your Mess P.B.3......Hope ya have a self cleaning oven...:smile:

I do :thumbup:! The sad part is we cleaned it about 3 weeks ago.

[ozzie]

Wegmans (http://www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/HomepageView?storeId=10052&catalogId=10002&langId=-1)

Learn it, live it.

New location, only 950.82 miles from here. Getting closer!

Stugots, you got a recipe for your pizza sauce? I'm suddenly craving a homemade pizza tonight.

Also, anyone got a quick easy recipe for a crust that doesn't involve hours of kneading and rising?

Paperbag, my condolences.

[red_red_red]

New location, only 950.82 miles from here. Getting closer!

Stugots, you got a recipe for your pizza sauce? I'm suddenly craving a homemade pizza tonight.

Also, anyone got a quick easy recipe for a crust that doesn't involve hours of kneading and rising?

Paperbag, my condolences.
i have a recipe for both...here's a super easy dough recipe:
3 cups flour
1 thingy of rapid rise yeast
1tsp salt
1tsp sugar
i c hot water
mix the water, sugar and yeast dough in a large bowl, let it sit for 5 min.
add flour and salt, mix into a ball. let sit for an hour, covered and oiled. punch down and stretch to fit your size pan(s)..depending on how thick or thin you like it, this recipe can make 3 12 inch thin crust pies, or one deep dish pie.

[red_red_red]

the sauce is a little more tricky, since i eyeball all of the ingredients, i don't measure:
1 can of tomato sauce..i think the size i use is 12 ounce for 2 pizzas
italian seasoning...bout 1 to 1/2 TBSP
1 TBSP parm cheese
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 TBSP minced garlic
1 TBSP olive oil
1 tsp parsley
salt is optional..i personally don't use it. let it sit for an hour in the fridge, taste and add more italian seasoning if you like a stronger tasting sauce.

[BeerBandit]

Two words. Pizza stone.

http://www.zanesvillepottery.com/images/product/15inRoundPizzaStone-1.jpg
I concur. Helps your oven to run more efficiently, as well. But only use this with Homemade sauce. There is no excuse for frozen pizza.

[Dougie Brootal]

goddamn i want pizza for lunch today!