Things that are supposed to be "hot" but aren't at all

[GreatAmericanZero]

This is something that i've been thinking about

What are some things that the "world" is trying to sell to you as "hot" or "Sexual" that does absolutely NOTHING for you...it makes things worse. Heres some thoughts i had

4. Airbrushing - these magazines..playboy or maxim, that airbrush the shit out of these chicks..i might as well jerkoff to a cartoon

3. clit rings - you have a pussy, and you are going to pierce yourself with a giant metal loop? why not just paint a mustache on the mona lisa while you are at it? Don't fuck with your most perfect part

2. Unnecessary Breast Augmentation - just still, hard disgusting fake tits. Nothing wrong with saggy boobs. Saggy boobs are hot....flaws are so underrated. Perfection is probably the most overrated concept in women. Women, don't get a scarred up tit cuz you are forcing a foreign body underneath your breast tissue..we like it as it is. Don't believe the media

1. Burlesque dancing - this is the least sexy thing ever. Every E! special or VH1 special acts like this is a sensual amazing experience..meanwhile its boring boring shit. Just blow me instead...no more burlesque dancing! Leave it to where it belongs..the 1920s

what do you guys think is "overrated" sexually? Discuss!

[Don Stugots]

bellybutton rings do nothing for me. same for pierced nipples.

[TooLowBrow]

bellybutton rings do nothing for me. same for pierced nipples.

how many times have you been pierced? ill bet if you got a belly button ring youd love it

[IrishAlkey]

I've heard Gaz is supposed to be handsome.

[GreatAmericanZero]

bellybutton rings do nothing for me. same for pierced nipples.

i agree with this. The thing about piercings is..the barbell isn't bad, but the rings are gross.

With bellybutton rings, they don't make ur belly any hotter. But they are fine. HOWEVER, when you get the bellyring with the shit hanging from it...like an extra piece that hangs..it just looks like your bellybutton vomited. It conjures up the image of belly button lint

And thats the same reason nose piercings are gross. It conjures up the image of boogers. No one thinks boogers are hot..no?

[GreatAmericanZero]

I've heard Gaz is supposed to be handsome.

i believe you helped me out with that rumor. thank you

[MacVittie]

I think costumes are really overrated... the French Maid, the hot nurse, etc. It does nothing for me.

[Judge Smails]

I'm not big fan of tatoos to begin with but the tramp stamps drive me crazy because they draw my attention away from the ass - which is what I REALLY want to be looking at. "What is that? Is it butterflies? Flowers? A subway map of Queens?"

To use the Mona Lisa analogy: It's like you want to admire the beauty of the Mona Lisa and someone has stuck one of those Magic Eye 3D pictures next to her head.

[~Katja~]

the typical under 110lb skinny woman... they are NOT hot. try to screw one and feel nothing but bones...

[paulisded]

1. Breast tats may be the most ungodly thing a woman can do to herself. Lower back tats aren't far behind.

2. Lip injections.

3. Sexy teen clothing on a more "mature" woman, even if they still have the body for it.

[~Katja~]

bellybutton rings do nothing for me. .

well, sorry, I am NOT removing it for ya

[RoseBlood]

Nothing wrong with saggy boobs. Saggy boobs are hot....flaws are so underrated.

Yessssss.. this post makes me happy! :laugh:

[biozombie]

Strippers. Sure, a lot of them look hot, but are they really? Dead eyes, like a dolls eyes...except for the tiny Black stripper in West Philly who shoved my hand down her panties, that was kind of hot.

oh the absolute least hot thing that too many strippers do is the move where they rub the top of their head against your crotch & make the same stupid fucking joke about giving head.

[RoseBlood]

I'd say tattoos do nothing for me regardless of gender.

[Marc with a c]

white folks

[~Katja~]

white folks

racist

[MacVittie]

I'd say tattoo's do nothing for me regardless of gender.

If it's small and not terribly outstanding, it don't mind it. I don't get the turn on of someone who's tatted up.

[GreatAmericanZero]

1. Breast tats may be the most ungodly thing a woman can do to herself. Lower back tats aren't far behind.

.

"Tit tats" are so gross i dont think they are suppose to be hot in the first place


but it goes with my "putting a mustache on the Mona Lisa" point

Girls, you have tits and a pussy. Don't fuck with it...they are already as hot as could possibly be!

[RoseBlood]

If it's small and not terribly outstanding, it don't mind it. I don't get the turn on of someone who's tatted up.


Yeah i agree, whatever floats your boat. Tat's and piercings just don't do anything for me. I have no tat's and only my ears pierced.

[JPMNICK]

I do not like when a girl where's a lot of makeup, or really bright makeup. it just never looks as good as natural

[patsopinion]

pregnant chicks

[~Katja~]

pregnant chicks

yeah, the whole glow thing... a huge lie!

[fezident]

Strippers do nothing for me.

I honestly don't even understand why anyone would want to go to -and spend a fortune at- a strip club.
The whole thing is lost on me.

[brettmojo]

pregnant chicks
Boooooo sir I say booooo!!!

What's not hot about a chick you can dump loads in with no repercussions?

[underdog]

3. clit rings - you have a pussy, and you are going to pierce yourself with a giant metal loop? why not just paint a mustache on the mona lisa while you are at it? Don't fuck with your most perfect part

I disagree with this some fucking much.

[Marc with a c]

lilly's nude photos

[patsopinion]

Boooooo sir I say booooo!!!

What's not hot about a chick you can dump loads in with no repercussions?

eew jizz control is essential
im not sleeping inna bed next to some chick who has my jizz leaking outta er

[Don Stugots]

the typical under 110lb skinny woman... they are NOT hot. try to screw one and feel nothing but bones...

so true. a women with the boy of a little boy is not sexy.

[MacVittie]

the typical under 110lb skinny woman... they are NOT hot. try to screw one and feel nothing but bones...

What if she's 4'11"? I've got nothing wrong with a teeny little pixie.

[mikeyboy]

pregnant chicks

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

[Marc with a c]

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

word. you gotta have faith.

[Don Stugots]

pregnant chicks

i have to disagree. when a chick is pregnant. for some reason, i just think she gets hotter.

[PapaBear]

pregnant chicks

What if she's 4'11"? I've got nothing wrong with a teeny little pixie.

Don't knock it til you've tried it.
How about a 4' 11" pregnant chick? That's what my 2nd wife was. When she finally got over being sick and on bed rest the first five months, she was a sexual ANIMAL.

[patsopinion]

How about a 4' 11" pregnant chick? That's what my 2nd wife was. When she finally got over being sick and on bed rest the first five months, she was a sexual ANIMAL.

eeeeeeewwwwwwww
a pregnant sick chick

that's knarley

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I do not like when a girl where's a lot of makeup, or really bright makeup. it just never looks as good as natural

QFT

some look like clowns

[ahhdurr]

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Deli sandwich before the shoot?

[MacVittie]

The twice-a-week tanning bed look is completely unappealing. I can't fathom why some otherwise good looking girls would make their skin look like that with little white ring around eyes. I'll take alabaster skin any day if that's what you're born with.

[joethebartender]

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check out :38
Deli sandwich before the shoot?

you can only hope it was a deli sandwich.
Strippers with clear shoes have "jumped the shark" for me. The hot is gone for those silicone shoes.

[TNABuffalo]

Most black chicks everyone else thinks are hot

[OGC]

I do not like when a girl where's a lot of makeup, or really bright makeup. it just never looks as good as natural

QFT

some look like clowns

I have to agree too, but there is something to be said about the made up whore look, just not when it is her everyday look.

[GreatAmericanZero]

whats really cool with this thread is that we judge chick's and decisions regarding their appearances but all the guys who post in this thread is flawlessly handsome. yay for us!

[biggestmexi]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t178/AllanCGuy/WorthlessWithoutPics.jpg

[JPMNICK]

whats really cool with this thread is that we judge chick's and decisions regarding their appearances but all the guys who post in this thread is flawlessly handsome. yay for us!

I will agree to that

[RoseBlood]

lilly's nude photos

I'm bumping this quote cause it's too funny to go unnoticed :laugh:

[DarkHippie]

I don't think skinny chicks are attractive at all. I judge women by the childbearing ability of their hips

[TNABuffalo]

whats really cool with this thread is that we judge chick's and decisions regarding their appearances but all the guys who post in this thread is flawlessly handsome. yay for us!

Inorite

[Aggie]

The twice-a-week tanning bed look is completely unappealing. I can't fathom why some otherwise good looking girls would make their skin look like that with little white ring around eyes. I'll take alabaster skin any day if that's what you're born with.

THANK YOU! I'm so sick of people making pale comments to me dammit. I don't tan, I burn. Plus I don't want to look like a leather bag when I'm 35 and die of skin cancer.

[~Katja~]

What if she's 4'11"? I've got nothing wrong with a teeny little pixie.

that is different, an overall petite person is not an anorexic skeleton type of chick.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01189/67/50/1189550576_l.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Haha good one! I don't know one guy who thinks she's remotely hot.

[Dougie Brootal]

Haha good one! I don't know one guy who thinks she's remotely hot.

my older brother does. just another reason why we're not on speaking terms anymore.

[mikeyboy]

Doug's Asian tranny.

[Dougie Brootal]

Doug's Asian tranny.

come on dude, come on!

[RoseBlood]

come on me dude, come on!

Is that what you told the Asian tranny?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

any chick you met that had a pic when chatting on AOL

[RAAMONE]

scat

[Jughead]

Strippers do nothing for me.

I honestly don't even understand why anyone would want to go to -and spend a fortune at- a strip club.
The whole thing is lost on me.

x2

[RAAMONE]

scots cock

no matter what doug says i just hear its not that great

[Hottub]

Is that what you told the Asian tranny?

Well played, ma'am!
:clap::clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

Is that what you told the Asian tranny?

scots cock

no matter what doug says i just hear its not that great

Well played, ma'am!
:clap::clap:

i knew this would happen.:wallbash:

[Aggie]

Some guys are into shaving/waxing off all of their body hair. If I wanted to be with a girl I would.

I mean, I want a real man.

[Don Stugots]

Some guys are into shaving/waxing off all of their body hair. If I wanted to be with a girl I would.

I mean, I want a real man.

THANK YOU!

[zerothehero]

Don't know why, but I hate girls in high heels nude, bra / panties or swimsuit. Much rather see them walking around barefooted.

[Freakshow]

jessica simpson.

[ANC]

Some guys are into shaving/waxing off all of their body hair. If I wanted to be with a girl I would.

I mean, I want a real man.

All us (non-metro) Dego Wops thaaaaank you

[skyscraper]

2 girls 1 cup.

[EddieMoscone]

http://joerumore.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jill1.jpg

Most guys are blinded by the boobs. I much prefer Jillian Barbarie.

[RoseBlood]

Maybe hot if you like 5lbs of make-up and a fake tan. I always thought she had a butta-face.

[Freakshow]

[/IMG]

Most guys are blinded by the boobs. I much prefer Jillian Barbarie.

Her name is kinda oddly hot though--Joe Rumore?

[Caseyelan]

I loathe how they say HOT COWBOYS, HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, HOT FARMBOYS


None of these exist. None of them are sexual fantasies.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_s02jVRHhlM4/SAv5YvRU7FI/AAAAAAAACCA/0dALLySuivw/s400/Doorway.jpg

NO! (whats wrong with his nip!)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/970742712_1a4e5dd2cd.jpg?v=0

YIKES NO!

http://www.superherofan.net/galleries/albums/superherofan-gallery/Various-TV-Films/Farmer-Wants-a-Wife/farmer-wants-a-wife101--07.jpg

Stop.

I'll take a smooshy, fuzzy, drunken irishmen with translucent skin ANYDAY o'er those lameos.

[Furtherman]

Most guys are blinded by the shit in their eye.

Fixed.

[Don Stugots]

I loathe how they say HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS


None of these exist. None of them are sexual fantasies.

so so wrong

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/206/79/1006431575/n1006431575_30010387_2124.jpg

[Furtherman]

I loathe how they say HOT COWBOYS, HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, HOT FARMBOYS

I'll take a smooshy, fuzzy, drunken irishmen with translucent skin ANYDAY o'er those lameos.

Dear everyone,

This is why Dave wins.

Sincerely,
Hot Corporate Manager.

[Aggie]

I loathe how they say HOT COWBOYS, HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, HOT FARMBOYS


None of these exist. None of them are sexual fantasies.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_s02jVRHhlM4/SAv5YvRU7FI/AAAAAAAACCA/0dALLySuivw/s400/Doorway.jpg

NO! (whats wrong with his nip!)

Stop.

I'll take a smooshy, fuzzy, drunken irishmen with translucent skin ANYDAY o'er those lameos.

You've never been to Texas...the women go crazy for cowboys and farmers but these are fake gay models.

But I'm with ya Casey. Except replace irishmen with black men.

[SatCam]

so what else turns you ladies off? :smile:

[~Katja~]

haha- I have never seen a dude like that on a farm or on a construction site... they are usually fat smelly fucks whistling after anything with a skirt... not to mention, they are unfunny and dumb... huge turnoff

[Hottub]

Stugots wept.

[Caseyelan]

not into muscle-y guys.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wept.

i did, i really did.

[Hottub]

not into muscle-y guys.

Mojo wept.

[Don Stugots]

Mojo wept.

He did, he really did.

[~Katja~]

male models- they may look all pretty but are all pretty damn dumb.
I can't stand how many of them can't write a sentence.... male models - way overrated

I rather have the skinny geeky type, but wicked smart....

[fezident]

http://bp3.blogger.com/_s02jVRHhlM4/SAv5YvRU7FI/AAAAAAAACCA/0dALLySuivw/s400/Doorway.jpg

.


Yep.
It's like lookin' in a mirror.

[mikeyboy]

I loathe how they say HOT COWBOYS, HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, HOT FARMBOYS

but...but...but...

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3457&size=1

[Aggie]

I don't know if these really counts because some girls really like "sensitive" guys but I HATE momma's boys. Grow a pair please and don't cry in front of me unless someone just died.

[Furtherman]

"sensitive" girls aren't hot either.

Unfortunately there are a lot of them.

High maintenance as well. Not hot. Well, maybe to look at... but to live with? Eeech.

[Don Stugots]

I don't know if these really counts because some girls really like "sensitive" guys but I HATE momma's boys. Grow a pair please and don't cry in front of me unless someone just died.

"Daddy's little girl" is nothing to write home about either.

[paulisded]

male models- they may look all pretty but are all pretty damn dumb.
I can't stand how many of them can't write a sentence.... male models - way overrated

I rather have the chubby geeky type, but wicked smart....

Fixed to give me hope.

[Hottub]

I rather have the skinny geeky type, but wicked smart....

:bye:

[Don Stugots]

:bye:

she said SMART not creepy.

[MacVittie]

Ditzy girls aren't hot at all. There's nothing appealing about not knowing anything except fashion, reality TV, and what girls you think are sluts.

[Marc with a c]

There's nothing appealing about not knowing anything except fashion, reality TV, and what girls you think are sluts.

i think you just described me.

[still_smoking]

I wish this thread existed 13 years ago.. nose ring scar and tats that I regret. Belly ring I don't

[paulisded]

I wish this thread existed 13 years ago.. nose ring scar and tats that I regret. Belly ring I don't

I'm not a tats fan, but in your case (and many, many others) I could deal with it. :)

[still_smoking]

I'm not a tats fan, but in your case (and many, many others) I could deal with it. :)
aww hi Scott:clap:

[paulisded]

aww hi Scott:clap:

Hi gorgeous.

[~Katja~]

she said SMART not creepy.
a little creepy can be hot... needs to be the right mix

i think you just described me.

and fashionable you are... but you still never showed me that third boot

[Mullenax]

Highly sculpted goatee and meticulous facial hair patterns.

Expensive T-shirts (that's a weird one, but I hate a guy in a flashy $100 T-shirt).

Um, bald balls.

[Furtherman]

and fashionable you are... but you still never showed me that third boot

You should have checked his mouth.

[Marc with a c]

You should have checked his mouth.

maybe she should check your ass boot butt.

[Mullenax]

I have lots of tattoos, and I prefer guys with more tattoos than me.
Is that a fetish, or am I just looking for someone who I know will accept the ones I have?
Maybe it's a signal that we have the same ... hobby.

[Furtherman]

maybe she should check your ass boot butt.

Maybe she should check your ass boot face!

[Marc with a c]

Maybe she should check your ass boot face!

how's about you check yourself.

[Furtherman]

How about you.... wait... what are we yelling about?

[Misteriosa]

im not a huge fan of muscle men. i guess its because im surrounded by those types of guys in my martial arts classes. i see the type of narcissism needed to maintain that body type. dedication to something is good, it just shouldnt overtake your life and you shouldnt berate anyone who doesnt do as you do

my ex started out as a sweet, mushy mess and i loved it. then he got all muscular and became a a complete dick to me.

[Aggie]

im not a huge fan of muscle men. i guess its because im surrounded by those types of guys in my martial arts classes. i see the type of narcissism needed to maintain that body type. dedication to something is good, it just shouldnt overtake your life and you shouldnt berate anyone who doesnt do as you do

my ex started out as a sweet, mushy mess and i loved it. then he got all muscular and became a a complete dick to me.

Exactly. If you want to be in shape in general to be HEALTHY, that's great. But don't try and sculpt yourself into a Greek god. Yuck.

[Misteriosa]

Exactly. If you want to be in shape in general to be HEALTHY, that's great. But don't try and sculpt yourself into a Greek god. Yuck.

yeah... he got out of hand with it... started taking LOTS of suppliments, was looking around for steriods (idiot) and started really crossing the line when he started telling me when he thought i was done eating and started asking "what's this?' or " what are we gonna do about this?" and then pinch my arm or stomach. :glurps:

[Dougie Brootal]

yeah... he got out of hand with it... started taking LOTS of suppliments, was looking around for steriods (idiot) and started really crossing the line when he started telling me when he thought i was done eating and started asking "what's this?' or " what are we gonna do about this?" and then pinch my arm or stomach. :glurps:

what a creep.

[Mullenax]

he started telling me when he thought i was done eating and started asking "what's this?' or " what are we gonna do about this?" and then pinch my arm or stomach. :glurps:
What a dick.

[Mullenax]

Guys who wear jewelry; not so much rings and earrings, but bracelets and necklaces I think are for ladies and Kanye West.

[~Katja~]

men purses and socks with sandals... sooooo overrated... who likes that ;)

[Dougie Brootal]

kids with gauged ears.
http://static.flickr.com/2060/2266575666_2557b3c46e.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/214/493603430_e437e0d960.jpg

[IamPixie]

kids with gauged ears.
http://static.flickr.com/2060/2266575666_2557b3c46e.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/214/493603430_e437e0d960.jpg

That shit is hideous. Then when you're sick of it you have to have it sewn back up like a dummy.

[MacVittie]

I have lots of tattoos, and I prefer guys with more tattoos than me.
Is that a fetish, or am I just looking for someone who I know will accept the ones I have?
Maybe it's a signal that we have the same ... hobby.

It could be a fetish, but it sounds more like a preference. Or just one less thing that you have to explain. I can't imagine a person in their twenties or thirties being completely astonished that someone has tattoos, but there are people in their fifties and sixties that still find the idea bizarre. So if a guy has tattoos then you know at least his parents/family are aware that its quasi-normal for young people to do.

[Aggie]

It could be a fetish, but it sounds more like a preference. Or just one less thing that you have to explain. I can't imagine a person in their twenties or thirties being completely astonished that someone has tattoos, but there are people in their fifties and sixties that still find the idea bizarre. So if a guy has tattoos then you know at least his parents/family are aware that its quasi-normal for young people to do.

My little sis (20) is in the process of tatting the whole top half of her body. I fear she will regret it but oh well, that's her and she loves it! My mom, however, not so much.

[Fezticle98]

A pocket fulla snot.

[~Katja~]

kids with gauged ears.
http://static.flickr.com/2060/2266575666_2557b3c46e.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/214/493603430_e437e0d960.jpg

ugh- I have seen people with just the ear loops hanging without any "jewelery" ... it looked so stupid.
I mean if you like this; go live in africa and get your neck extended while you're at it

[Don Stugots]

kids with gauged ears.
http://static.flickr.com/2060/2266575666_2557b3c46e.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/214/493603430_e437e0d960.jpg

is this Scott?

[Dougie Brootal]

is this Scott?

no. and for the last time.... its spelled 'scot'.

[Mullenax]

I like a gauged ear, but when you take it out you have an ear bellybutton. So you have to commit.

I hate motorcycles. Nothing sexy about men who ride them, to me.

[brettmojo]

Hate any facial piercings. Tongue rings are disgusting. Too many earrings is stupid. Wearing enough make up to make it look like you're wearing make up is ugly, but I like dark eye shadow and liner. That's hot.

[SatCam]

That shit is hideous. Then when you're sick of it you have to have it sewn back up like a dummy.

who would get sick of that?

[paulisded]

Somebody used the word trollop today on paltalk (or was it on the show?). I haven't heard that word in years.

It seems to fit most of the descriptions in this thread.

[SatCam]

Somebody used the word trollop today on paltalk (or was it on the show?). I haven't heard that word in years.

It seems to fit most of the descriptions in this thread.

credit to John McCain to bringing the word into the present day vernacular

[Don Stugots]

credit to John McCain to bringing the word into the present day vernacular

i've been using it for years.

[sr71blackbird]

Girls who are into sports

[MobCounty]

Lohan's fat uddery, freckle laden, under nipple sized, boobs that are going to slosh around like bags of applesauce in a few years.

Moar tit less boob.

[bobstevens4]

I have never seen an attractive glamor shot.

[PapaBear]

Those dresses that women have been wearing that look like they're wearing a pear.

[RoseBlood]

Ditto on the cowboy thing.. meh :thumbdown:

Also, I don't get the whole camera face thing. What's so appealing about a girl making fish-faces and pursing her lips in exaggerated form? Or guys making the same stupid pursed lip, "how you doin?" tough guy mug shot face. Ughs, just smile and take a normal picture!!!! :annoyed:

[Marc with a c]

Also, I don't get the whole camera face thing. What's so appealing about a girl making fish-faces and pursing her lips in exaggerated form? Or guys making the same stupid pursed lip, "how you doin?" tough guy mug shot face. Ughs, just smile and take a normal picture!!!! :annoyed:

you crazy yo

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg

[jennysmurf]

i've been using it for years.

You've been called a trollop for years, that's not the same as using it.

[Flea_Man]

I don't like make up at all. Maybe a little lip gloss or eye liner, but I really hate most make up. I think a girl's natural beauty is the greatest thing. Don't like wigs or odd colored hair.

And I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove tattoos and piercings. I enjoy the natural body, but a little color or metal through it? Hooooooooot and it probably means she is good in the sack.

sort of like this (NSFW link):
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/tough_obstacle/79191.jpg

I don't think food girls getting messy is sexy either. Like spreads where they are covered in chocolate or paint or something? Doesn't do anything.

I think tub tops are overrated. I prefer a regular tank top any time.

My dream girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXFN4ocN_o

[PapaBear]

I think tub tops are overrated. I prefer a regular tank top any time.
Depends on the tub. Regular tub tops are so-so. Hottub tops are HAWT!!!

[Aggie]

Girls who are into sports

Man, would you hate me then!

[El Mudo]

Man, would you hate me then!


I think I can deal with a woman who's into sports, but only to a certain degree. There are certain times (gigantic huge monstrous games, playoff games, title games, any game against a team I loathe) where I have to be alone. I can't really deal with anyone else during games like that, because its really tense and I don't want to be distracted. My grandmother learned it perfectly. She knew when my grandfather was agitated not to mess with him/make fun of him/agitate him further, and she went out of her way to study and learn football so she could spend more time with him.

On the other hand, any type of "they can't hear you yelling from your couch!!" type of talk is probably one of the two or three most annoying and anger inducing things a woman can ever tell you.

The key ladies, above all....is "silence"

[Aggie]

I think I can deal with a woman who's into sports, but only to a certain degree. There are certain times (gigantic huge monstrous games, playoff games, title games, any game against a team I loathe) where I have to be alone. I can't really deal with anyone else during games like that, because its really tense and I don't want to be distracted. My grandmother learned it perfectly. She knew when my grandfather was agitated not to mess with him/make fun of him/agitate him further, and she went out of her way to study and learn football so she could spend more time with him.

On the other hand, any type of "they can't hear you yelling from your couch!!" type of talk is probably one of the two or three most annoying and anger inducing things a woman can ever tell you.

The key ladies, above all....is "silence"

But I'm not just a chick who learned about sports for her man. I'm you in that description of your post. Don't tell me to be silent, I'm not one of the ladies you're referring to.

Don't mess with me during football games especially. I don't watch them with anyone for a reason. I used to HATE going to A&M games with my roommate because her and the other chicks just talked the whole time. I always went with the guys when I could.

I listen to sports talk radio pretty much all day and turn on Sportscenter as soon as I wake up to get the headlines. Yeah, I'm pretty obsessed.

[grlNIN]

I think all the male stereotypes have bee listed but ill give it a go.

I don't like the entire conception of "bad boys". Like guys who talk real tough on their cell phones or to their friends while in front of a lot of people, how self important.

I never noticed this but i really can't stand men who curse a lot, i think because my boyfriend hardly does that i've noticed it among other guys more.

Tough guys are for shit.

[ANC]

I never noticed this but i really can't stand men who curse a lot, i think because my boyfriend hardly does that i've noticed it among other guys more.

My girl haaaaates when I excessively curse. I hate to use an excuse, but I've been working on the waterfront for 8 years and most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it... I'm trying to stop though.

[grlNIN]

Obviously there's a time & a place and i'm not like "oh god stop cursing" because i curse too every now and then but excessive cursing that becomes a staple in conversation is too much.

[ANC]

Obviously there's a time & a place and i'm not like "oh god stop cursing" because i curse too every now and then but excessive cursing that becomes a staple in conversation is too much.

Exactly, I hear ya... that's what I'm trying to put a stop to.

[Furtherman]

Fuckin' chicks fuckin' rule!

[PapaBear]

Booty shake videos.

[bigfatfuck]

Women who like to talk about how experienced and adventurous they are in the bedroom. I guess they think it makes them appear liberated and enticing, but really it reeks of desperation and ego.

[Rube]

Really extra, super cold, below zero things.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Really extra, super cold, below zero things.
Yeah, Boomerang Nebula...
http://www.somecrap.com/downloads/images/universe/hubblesite/boomerang_nebula.jpg

Totally NOT hot...

at 1 kelvin

[patsopinion]

Man, would you hate me then!

i just hate it when they think they are into sports and have no concept of what they are talking about

saying shit like go team
or go defense

simple yelling one linners


oh and if you have never called a game from behind home plate;shut the fuck up

[TjM]

This is something that i've been thinking about

What are some things that the "world" is trying to sell to you as "hot" or "Sexual" that does absolutely NOTHING for you...it makes things worse. Heres some thoughts i had

4. Airbrushing - these magazines..playboy or maxim, that airbrush the shit out of these chicks..i might as well jerkoff to a cartoon

3. clit rings - you have a pussy, and you are going to pierce yourself with a giant metal loop? why not just paint a mustache on the mona lisa while you are at it? Don't fuck with your most perfect part

2. Unnecessary Breast Augmentation - just still, hard disgusting fake tits. Nothing wrong with saggy boobs. Saggy boobs are hot....flaws are so underrated. Perfection is probably the most overrated concept in women. Women, don't get a scarred up tit cuz you are forcing a foreign body underneath your breast tissue..we like it as it is. Don't believe the media

1. Burlesque dancing - this is the least sexy thing ever. Every E! special or VH1 special acts like this is a sensual amazing experience..meanwhile its boring boring shit. Just blow me instead...no more burlesque dancing! Leave it to where it belongs..the 1920s

what do you guys think is "overrated" sexually? Discuss!


I disagree with everything you just said. Except the airbrushing

[Reynolds]

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

http://is3.okcupid.com/users/160/360/16136195673137843166/mt1168593714.jpg

Is that universal?

[brettmojo]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/tatu.jpg

Fake lesbians.

http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/babes_n_beer.jpg

Drunk fake lesbians... Still great.

[Hottub]

A facial.

[Caseyelan]

But I'm not just a chick who learned about sports for her man. I'm you in that description of your post. Don't tell me to be silent, I'm not one of the ladies you're referring to.

Don't mess with me during football games especially. I don't watch them with anyone for a reason. I used to HATE going to A&M games with my roommate because her and the other chicks just talked the whole time. I always went with the guys when I could.

I listen to sports talk radio pretty much all day and turn on Sportscenter as soon as I wake up to get the headlines. Yeah, I'm pretty obsessed.



But... but.... but.... I have always liked sports.
:(

[brettmojo]

There are chicks that like sports, and then there are chicks that can watch baseball or football and actually know what's going on. A chick that can sit and watch a baseball game and know exactly what's going on is sexier than just about anything.

The later is awesome. The former I think is what most people are talking about.

[vagina envy]

Lip injections. It looks more like an allergic reaction, not so sexy. I like girls to have facial expressions so any of the botox shit stinks.

[djanallightbulb]

http://www.saratogacoffeetraders.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hotamales.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

Jennifer Aniston