Bad Names

[GreatAmericanZero]

what are some horrible names you've heard?

I watch the show "The Biggest Loser" (i know..its gay) and there is a fat chick on the show named "Heba". I can't think of a worse name than "Heba". You can't expect your child to become anything but a laughing stock on a fatty reality show if you name her "Heba"

[Liverspot]

I was in the hospital one day and I heard a young black lady yelling "Diamonette, Diamonette" to retrieve her runaway daughter. I thought that was pretty funny.

[paulisded]

Bristol

[weekapaugjz]

jacquizz

[TooLowBrow]

the old lady who was injured by her thong was named dorcas
o and a did a bit where ant was moaning, ooohhhhh dorcas

[razorboy]

jacquizz

Pretty damn good running backs, though.

[KnoxHarrington]

Pretty damn good running backs, though.

If we're going to call out bad football player names, I have to wonder what the fuck is up with "DeBrickashaw".

I mean, "Brickashaw" is awkward enough, like completely unrelated syllables froced together. But then you stick a "De" on the front.

[razorboy]

If we're going to call out bad football player names, I have to wonder what the fuck is up with "DeBrickashaw".

I mean, "Brickashaw" is awkward enough, like completely unrelated syllables froced together. But then you stick a "De" on the front.

Apparently his name is a play on Richard Chamberlain's role in The Thorn Birds, Ralph de Bricassart.

[Drunky McBetidont]

my two favorites:

crystal chanda leer
and
latrina

i figure latrina's daddy was in the military when she was born and named in tribute to his cleaning duty

[PapaBear]

I went to school with a guy named Ferlin. I'm not sure how his last name is spelled, but it's pronounced roach.

[biozombie]

The name Luba bugs me. I don't know why, but it does.

[underdog]

Todd.

[skyscraper]

I knew a woman who was a nurse in a maternity ward. she tells the story of the woman who gave birth, was asked what the child's name would be, she looked around the room and named the kid "Nosmo King" when she saw the No Smoking sign.

[MacVittie]

Trudy.

[reeshy]

Gvac!!!!

[sailor]

lazy gaz (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71417)

[lleeder]

Can't have a bad names thread without the fezhaspeaked and the evedder.

[pennington]

I had an English teacher when I was in school named Ina Minor. Strangely, the name was appropriate.

[Reephdweller]

what are some horrible names you've heard?

I watch the show "The Biggest Loser" (i know..its gay) and there is a fat chick on the show named "Heba". I can't think of a worse name than "Heba". You can't expect your child to become anything but a laughing stock on a fatty reality show if you name her "Heba"


I thought that same thing when I saw her name too. Yes, I watch that show and love it.

[razorboy]

There was this one kid I used to swim against. His dad was a plastic surgeon and his last name was Proctor. This asshole named his kid Doctor. No kidding, Doctor Proctor. Talk about putting pressure on a kid. I can only imagine he's a junkie now.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Coco Crisp

[MacVittie]

I think the nickname Coco is better than his actual name, Covelli Crisp

[razorboy]

Coco Crisp

Hate Coco Crisp, love Milton Bradley.

[Meataball23]

Chaz Ocho Cinco

[Snoogans]

Im a big fan of the Bill Simmons theory. Take a normal name, Add De or La or Le to the front, IE Desean Jackson, and boom, instant athlete

[Snoogans]

honorable mention to former MLS superstar Digital Takawira

[sailor]

honorable mention to former MLS superstar Digital Takawira

except that's just a nickname. if you allow that, you'd have a whole host of silly wrasslin' names to add as well.

[Snoogans]

ok fine, even though CoCo Crisp was used. Then honorable mention to Vitalis "Digital" Takawira

[Mullenax]

At my high school graduation they announced one of the more popular girls by her actual first name, and not the middle name she used socially. The crowd gasped:Ota Sue McCoy.


Ota, pronounced like oder (in my home state of WV).

[epo]

Sshillisa

[Mullenax]

And my Dad's middle name is Coalburn. :down:

[weekapaugjz]

jimi

[Mullenax]

Shai Le Bouf

[grandcanyon]

black names for the most part

[Marc with a c]

my mommy's name is londa

[marky2bucks]

Tyrod

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Tyrod_Taylor.jpg

Tierod

http://flashoffroad.com/Maintenance/FrontEnd/tierods/image/TierodBreakerbar.jpg

[DarkHippie]

John . . . I mean, what's with the silent H?

[MacVittie]

Memphis Grizzlies' O.J. Mayo, born "Ovinton J'Anthony Mayo"

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.shunn.net/bill/log/img/mikehunt.jpg

[PapaBear]

There used to be really really old twins guys working at one of our Walmarts. They were named Woodrow and Wilson.

[Hottub]

Keshawn

WTF

[torker]

Yahweh.

[torker]

Joe.

[torker]

Welcome aboard, Joe.

[sr71blackbird]

Who is Joe? 22,000 posts??

[Hottub]

Who is Joe? 22,000 posts??

Post Whore!!:thumbdown:

[weekapaugjz]

Post Whore!!:thumbdown:

joe stinks and i dont like him

[Judge Smails]

When I was in highschool I worked at Caldor. This one time I worked on the weekend which wasn't my usual shift so I was working with some people I never worked with before and there was this one Indian guy there named Cumless Patel.

The thing is - everyone was calling him by name like "Hey Cumless, come over here." or "Get those boxes from the back, Cumless." All I was thinking was how rude everyone was to this poor guy and why was he putting up with it. It wasn't until I was by the timeclock and saw his timecard that I realized it was his real name.

Then I would join in and call him by name every chance I got. Its fun to call someone Cumless to their face and know that there's not a damn thing they can do about it.

[weekapaugjz]

When I was in highschool I worked at Caldor. This one time I worked on the weekend which wasn't my usual shift so I was working with some people I never worked with before and there was this one Indian guy there named Cumless Patel.

The thing is - everyone was calling him by name like "Hey Cumless, come over here." or "Get those boxes from the back, Cumless." All I was thinking was how rude everyone was to this poor guy and why was he putting up with it. It wasn't until I was by the timeclock and saw his timecard that I realized it was his real name.

Then I would join in and call him by name every chance I got. Its fun to call someone Cumless to their face and know that there's not a damn thing they can do about it.

i don't believe this for one second.

[Judge Smails]

i don't believe this for one second.

My hand to God and I will swear on the lives of my kids and everyone that is near and dear to me! Every word of it is true.

EDIT: I will add that I'm not 100% sure if it was spelled with one S or two. It was still Cumles(s) though

[weekapaugjz]

My hand to God and I will swear on the lives of my kids and everyone that is near and dear to me! Every word of it is true.

EDIT: I will add that I'm not 100% sure if it was spelled with one S or two. It was still Cumles(s) though

did you blow him? just to make sure...

[MrPink]

There's some dude at my school named Starlin.

[Judge Smails]

did you blow him? just to make sure...

Suffice it to say, it was quite the misnomer. Oh, and it also tasted like curry.

[weekapaugjz]

lane kiffen (kiffin?) whatever it is, it sucks.

[weekapaugjz]

Suffice it to say, it was quite the misnomer. Oh, and it also tasted like curry.

tasty. did it cum with a side of naan?

[ibanez23]

My real name is Blane.What a douche name that is.
Everytime I introduce myself I have to repeat it 3 times.

[weekapaugjz]

My real name is Blane.What a douche name that is.
Everytime I introduce myself I have to repeat it 3 times.

have you ever attempted the dive of death?

[ozzie]

what are some horrible names you've heard?

I watch the show "The Biggest Loser" (i know..its gay) and there is a fat chick on the show named "Heba". I can't think of a worse name than "Heba". You can't expect your child to become anything but a laughing stock on a fatty reality show if you name her "Heba"

Same show. One of the mom's is named "Shellay".

Ah Shell - A!

[ScottFromGA]

Shithead.


im completely serious.


pronounced Shi-Thead.


I'm gonna see if I can find that estimate at work tomorrow and copy it to prove it. I DIED laughing when I got my paperwork on this one. Its something I love doing is checking out the stupid names people name their kids. Call me racist, but its usually black people that have them. Or Literal Scott....either one is ok with me.

[HeyGehry]

My real name is Blane.What a douche name that is.
Everytime I introduce myself I have to repeat it 3 times.

That's a major appliance, that's not a name!








sorry. i grew up in the 80's. i could not resist. blane is a fine name.

[pennington]

Orenthal James.

A guy stuck with a name like that is going to grow up with a lot of anger. Who knows what he'll do when it erupts.