If you were suddenly rich and/or famous...What would you do with it?

[brettmojo]

What would you use your new found fame or fortune to do? It's obvious to say something like,"Oh! I'd buy a big ass house!" or "Shit, I'd be able to get a free meal whenever I wanted!" But what would you do that you've always wanted to do now that you'd be able to do probably anything you want? Would you try to meet other famous people or maybe try to do something that no one else has ever done?

[SatCam]

two chicks at once

[Marc with a c]

stab mikeyboy

[walking joint]

i honestly would not do to much...i would get myself a bigger house and take care of the 11 or 12 friends/family in my life i am close with. then i'd also buy a nice vacation spot on the lake my family has vacationed at since i've been born. other then that i'd just play with my kids, live a nice comfortable life and watch someone else take care of my lawn.

[thejives]

I'd invest it all in the stock market.

[bigredd]

With $500,000 I could throw some serious dough at three mortgages that could reduce my monthly bills by $4,000 and increase my monthly income by $3,100. That's a $7,000 swing in monthly income. I'd work a few more years while I planned my bitchin retirement.

I'd continue the cherry hardwood floors I have in my kitchen, 1/2 bath, garage entry, breakfast nook and back door entry through the rest of the downstairs or at least the living room and hall to my office and spare bedrooms. Pool and some sweet landscaping to keep the neighbors to see into my compound. Oh and install the built in grill I have waiting patiently in the garage.

[TheGameHHH]

I think I would move to L.A. for a few years, hang with other famous people and look down at all you commoners.

[NickyL0885]

Id move to England since english chicks turn me on. Then I would buy a stake into the Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Milk company and have a vending machine in my house that just serves Yoo-Hoo. mmmmmm

[Chigworthy]

Steak in YooHoo. Mmmmmmmm.

[brettmojo]

Steak in YooHoo. Mmmmmmmm.
Fuckin' starvin'.

I need to go marinate a steak in chocolate milk.

[Space Edge]

Do the opposite of what Anthony Cumia is doing/did

[Foster]

I would get booked on Ron & Fez and O&A and talk about how cool I am.:smoke:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Hone my edging skills as detailed by Professor James Norden

[Caseyelan]

I would give my kid the experience of tons of travel.

[Sue_Bender]

I'd produce the "Ron & Fez: Radio on TV" program for Lifetime television.

[Westley]

i would bang sue bender!

[Chigworthy]

i would bang sue bender!

You can't buy that.

[Space Edge]

i would bang sue bender!

Would you still visit everyone's profile ?

[Sue_Bender]

i would bang sue bender!


You don't have to be rich.


Just noseless. :wub:

[jennysmurf]

Oh man! What wouldn't I do? I would pay off all my bills, and my family's bills, and travel everywhere! I'd buy a house wherever I wanted, and fund orphanages and...well...do the same as Oprah, I guess. She's a brick house.

[Chigworthy]

I would fund orphanages but occasionally firebomb one to illustrate the unpredictability of life. That kind of education is priceless.

[grlNIN]

ryan reynolds and andy garcia

[jennysmurf]

I would fund orphanages but occasionally firebomb one to illustrate the unpredictability of life. That kind of education is priceless.

I would be disappointed if you didn't.

[Recyclerz]

I would fund orphanages but occasionally firebomb one to illustrate the unpredictability of life. That kind of education is priceless.

Based on the above answer, I'd give all my new cash to Chigworthy for his philanthropic pursuits.

[Chigworthy]

I knew I would marginally fit in here eventually.

[torker]

Fuck fame.
If I were rich I'd live a life with out clocks.

[jauble]

Big difference between the two. If I were just famous I would knock up someone who is rich. If I was rich I would stay the fuck away from any famous broads.

[thejives]

I'd buy mod privileges.

[Grim Tim]

I would pay TV networks to cancel reality TV.

Then I would erect an iron statue of me slaying a hydra with the faces of Perez Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, Tiffany Pollard, Gene Simmons, Ozzy Osbourne, and Brooke Hogan.

In so doing, I would burn my name into history as the destroyer of mediocrity and the liberator of conscious opinion.

Then, a cheeseburger.

[jennysmurf]

I would pay TV networks to cancel reality TV.

Then I would erect an iron statue of me slaying a hydra with the faces of Perez Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, Tiffany Pollard, Gene Simmons, Ozzy Osbourne, and Brooke Hogan.

In so doing, I would burn my name into history as the destroyer of mediocrity and the liberator of conscious opinion.

Then, a cheeseburger.

You're anger is so strong that I can actually taste it. Surprisingly, it tastes like the inside of a Hostess apple pie.

[ahhdurr]

I'd set my life up as that priest in the 1996 Romeo and Juliet.

Just me and my greenhouse.

And a giant cross tattooed on my back.

And plants.

(I imagine the slight complication of my child and wife would enter the picture - but not much)

[Grim Tim]

You're anger is so strong that I can actually taste it. Surprisingly, it tastes like the inside of a Hostess apple pie.

Nah, I'm kinda beefy; I'd imagine Hamburger Helper.

[Chigworthy]

Fuck fame.
If I were rich I'd live a life with out cocks.

Bullshit. You'll never give 'em up.

[jennysmurf]

Nah, I'm kinda beefy; I'd imagine Hamburger Helper.

Exactly! So imagine my surprise!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Theres a $5000 bottle of hot sauce at this fancy supermarket in Fairfield, Ohio. I'd buy it just to try it for shit and giggles

[Jughead]

Theres a $5000 bottle of hot sauce at this fancy supermarket in Fairfield, Ohio. I'd buy it just to try it for shit and giggles

I would buy it also and buy 6500 dollar Pork Rinds to put it on...:smile:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

exact revenge

[Rube]

Fuck fame.
If I were rich I'd live a life with out cocks.Thats crazy!
Me, I'de buy a black olive factory. Then when ever I wanted to, I could put them on the tips of my fingers and make pretend I'm a witch that will cast a spell on "my pretty". :thumbup:

[BillySolHarg]

If I were rich I would by Fox, fire Rupert, and replace him with Al Franken.
May not be the best thing for the world, but it'll be hella funny.

[Legit Bill]

If I became instantly rich. Like that ridiculous you just took a lump sum of 318 million horse shit, I would donate an easy 10 million. So many people do all the obvious shit and end up leaving most of the money in their will.

I would pay off the house I am in now and probably stay, I really don't see the need for 15 rooms.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'd go on tv and tell everyone how they can be just like me, while sitting on a couch with beautiful blondes and midgets.

Oh, and I'd start a vlog telling everyone how to vote.

and I'd never run out of cheese doodles.

[biggestmexi]

cars and business's.

Moar cars

[ambientgravy]

I'd gather a small group of ninja-pornstar-nuns and travel the world fighting crime.