View Full Version : The "American right of passage"
patsopinion
09-26-2008, 11:25 PM
the American right of passage
other culuters have their braves kill something
or stand on top of pole for an extended period(see ace ventura 2)
whats americas right of passage
is it going to a strip club for the first time?
getting drunk with family?
first time you kill a middle easterner?(joining the army)
watching fast times for the first time and getting a handy?
whats your pick?
can be either what should be or what is
furie
09-27-2008, 02:59 AM
i guess it would be getting your driver's license.
patsopinion
09-27-2008, 03:12 AM
i guess it would be getting your driver's license.
congratz
the most dis-passionate answer ever
furie
09-27-2008, 03:30 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/pics/thatlook.gif
DarkHippie
09-27-2008, 03:40 AM
high school graduation
Foster
09-27-2008, 04:11 AM
getting laid for the first time
DonInNC
09-27-2008, 04:49 AM
first legal drink and ensuing first legal hangover.
Drunky McBetidont
09-27-2008, 05:22 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/pics/thatlook.gif
that must be crazed's cousin
Don Stugots
09-27-2008, 06:45 AM
senior prom was one that kids would look forward to. do they still?
Chigworthy
09-27-2008, 08:00 AM
senior prom was one that kids would look forward to. do they still?
Only the gay ones.
TheMojoPin
09-27-2008, 08:04 AM
the American right of passage
other culuters have their braves kill something
or stand on top of pole for an extended period(see ace ventura 2)
whats americas right of passage
is it going to a strip club for the first time?
getting drunk with family?
first time you kill a middle easterner?(joining the army)
watching fast times for the first time and getting a handy?
whats your pick?
can be either what should be or what is
Are you on a continuous loop of drunk?
torker
09-27-2008, 09:15 AM
I suddenly feel a whole lot better about my life.
Thanks, Pat.
GreatAmericanZero
09-27-2008, 09:17 AM
eating a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting
Chigworthy
09-27-2008, 09:21 AM
1 lb burger w/ 40 cloves of roasted garlic.
razorboy
09-27-2008, 09:26 AM
Something isn't rite here.
disneyspy
09-27-2008, 10:29 AM
makin out with a chick at a drive-in,in your own car
maybe alittle too small town midwestern for most
but that was it for me
patsopinion
09-27-2008, 03:34 PM
I suddenly feel a whole lot better about my life.
Thanks, Pat.
y?
midwestjeff
09-27-2008, 05:37 PM
Killing your first, second, and third illegal immigrant.
maybe alittle too small town midwestern for most
but that was it for me
Chigworthy
09-27-2008, 05:40 PM
Hiring your first, second, and third illegal immigrant.
Amended for use in California.
FUNKMAN
09-27-2008, 05:42 PM
getting cut off on the freeway...
disneyspy
09-27-2008, 05:59 PM
Killing your first, second, and third illegal immigrant.
maybe alittle too small town midwestern for most
but that was it for me
HA!its nice bein on a board that has midwesterners
Chigworthy
09-27-2008, 07:01 PM
HA!its nice bein on a board that has midwesterners
Is it?
disneyspy
09-28-2008, 08:02 AM
ya, fba central was a ghost town
id post in it just to hear the echo
~Katja~
09-28-2008, 08:12 AM
Amended for use in California.
or Newark, NJ
ChrisTheCop
09-28-2008, 08:26 AM
Perhaps the reason we have so many man-boys, is in fact because we dont have a set rite of passage, where both the society and the guy know that he is now officially a man.
drjoek
09-28-2008, 09:54 AM
Semper Fi
patsopinion
09-28-2008, 10:44 AM
Perhaps the reason we have so many man-boys, is in fact because we dont have a set rite of passage, where both the society and the guy know that he is now officially a man.
that was kinna my point with the hole thing
Foster
09-28-2008, 10:48 AM
that was kinna my point with the hole thing
maybe we need to create a ritual for future generations
Chigworthy
09-28-2008, 11:00 AM
Perhaps the reason we have so many man-boys, is in fact because we dont have a set rite of passage, where both the society and the guy know that he is now officially a man.
How about a chest suspension followed by a psycodelic spirit quest?
CofyCrakCocaine
09-28-2008, 03:07 PM
Having your own podcast where men can be men- and whites escape the persecution they've endured for the past .07 minutes.
You know of whom I speak. The Z-man
DarkHippie
09-28-2008, 04:03 PM
what about a barmitzvah?
One Dead Fred
09-28-2008, 04:43 PM
The second abortion you pay for. The first one you can't count because you were stupid. The second one is the clincher.
Foster
09-28-2008, 04:53 PM
what about a barmitzvah?
thats when the foreskin is removed right?
~Katja~
09-28-2008, 05:11 PM
thats when the foreskin is removed right?
no, that would be the Bris
Foster
09-28-2008, 05:16 PM
no, that would be the Bris
thank god, I was invited to my bosses son's barmitzvah
SatCam
09-28-2008, 05:42 PM
thank god, I was invited to my bosses son's barmitzvah
just dont buy him a boggle
Mullenax
09-29-2008, 02:23 PM
I think it's sneaking out all night and not getting caught. Always made me feel like the master of my own delinquent destiny.
But I didn't have a car, so...
patsopinion
09-29-2008, 05:30 PM
I think it's sneaking out all night and not getting caught. Always made me feel like the master of my own delinquent destiny.
But I didn't have a car, so...
to me that seems like the opposite of being an adult
ChimneyFish
09-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Hiring your first, second, and third illegal immigrant.
Amended for use in California.
or Newark, NJ
Or the United States of America.
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