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LordJezo
09-26-2008, 10:15 AM
Not like it was really hard or anything but I have successfully passed the NJ state hunters exam and I am now certified to hunt in NJ with my shotgun.

Any other hunters out there?

December will be my first time out, I want to get myself a deer and eat the meat of something I killed myself. Should be pretty great.

Furtherman
09-26-2008, 10:16 AM
Scariest post ever.

Hottub
09-26-2008, 10:16 AM
Sheepy...

RUN!!!

weekapaugjz
09-26-2008, 10:17 AM
Scariest post ever.

QFT

epo
09-26-2008, 10:18 AM
Please remind me to never go to New Jersey again.

HBox
09-26-2008, 10:21 AM
Please remind me to never go to New Jersey again.

There will be nothing left here after December.

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 10:26 AM
Please remind me to never go to New Jersey again.

dont worry, epo. I live in Jersey, and own a gun. Ill take this guy out before he becomes a problem

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 10:34 AM
Congrats! Now go bag us a buck! I could sure go for some venison meatballs.

When I turned ten, my parents got me a .20 gauge shotgun for my birthday. Two weeks later I took the test and got my license. Such was life in NW NJ.

TheMojoPin
09-26-2008, 10:40 AM
Horrifying.

Hopefully this is just as fictional as his fiancee.

LordJezo
09-26-2008, 11:14 AM
Horrifying.

Hopefully this is just as fictional as his fiancee.

Fiancee? It's wife now.

Hopefully this December I will get to post some dead deer pics. Mmmm.. so yummy.

TheMojoPin
09-26-2008, 11:16 AM
Fiancee? It's wife now.

"IT'S"?!?!?

Ye gads.

mendyweiss
09-26-2008, 11:18 AM
Son, You're Not Allowed To Hunt In East Orange

Furtherman
09-26-2008, 12:04 PM
"IT'S"?!?!?

Ye gads.

HAHAHAHA

It puts the shells in the gun.

DolaMight
09-26-2008, 12:08 PM
Not like it was really hard or anything but I have successfully passed the NJ state hunters exam and I am now certified to hunt in NJ with my shotgun.

Any other hunters out there?

December will be my first time out, I want to get myself a deer and eat the meat of something I killed myself. Should be pretty great.

careful now

ahhdurr
09-26-2008, 12:08 PM
Not like it was really hard or anything but I have successfully passed the NJ state hunters exam and I am now certified to hunt in NJ with my shotgun.

Any other hunters out there?

December will be my first time out, I want to get myself a deer and eat the meat of something I killed myself. Should be pretty great.

we'd better see a deer cock grilling post.

Since I live in PA - I'll be walking around with my shotgun in the streets and discharging it at will in a small patch of woods near my house. No test - nothin'.

torker
09-26-2008, 02:25 PM
Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!

scottinnj
09-26-2008, 03:10 PM
Please remind me to never go to New Jersey again.

Well, don't use this as an excuse to not come. Don't come because it's FUCKING NEW JERSEY!

I hope we're hit by Al-Queada, and Asbury Park is ground zero and Pennsylvania becomes the coastline as our pathetic shitty state sinks into the Atlantic Ocean.

I fucking hate this place.

scottinnj
09-26-2008, 03:17 PM
December will be my first time out, I want to get myself a deer and eat the meat of something I killed myself. Should be pretty great.

Jersey venison is the McDonalds of deer meat. The beasts that roam the midwest, now, that is the meat of kings.

ahhdurr
11-19-2008, 08:11 AM
Shot trap last weekend with some old friends up in Doylestown.

Great time.

Heather 8
11-19-2008, 11:11 AM
Well, don't use this as an excuse to not come. Don't come because it's FUCKING NEW JERSEY!

I hope we're hit by Al-Queada, and Asbury Park is ground zero


...but please wait until I finally convince 8 to pick up and leave this shithole. Asbury Park is a bit too close for comfort.

And someone remind me what part of Jersey Jezo's in, so I know whether to be askeered. You know, more so than usual.

topless_mike
11-19-2008, 11:13 AM
i think he's up by me in union.
thats ok. i've got mine.

Heather 8
11-19-2008, 11:14 AM
Jersey venison is the McDonalds of deer meat. The beasts that roam the midwest, now, that is the meat of kings.

Do Wisconsin deer still have the chronic wasting disease? Mmmm, disgusting deer illness...

Jujubees2
11-19-2008, 11:20 AM
Sheepy...

RUN!!!

No, he wants a moving target.

Sheepy............ HIDE

Seriously, how is hunting with a shotgun a sport? I mean all you need to do is to shoot in the general vicinity and you'll probably hit something.

EliSnow
11-19-2008, 11:24 AM
No, he wants a moving target.

Sheepy............ HIDE

Seriously, how is hunting with a shotgun a sport? I mean all you need to do is to shoot in the general vicinity and you'll probably hit something.

If you're five feet away from the deer and shooting with buckshot, then yes, you'll hit something, but if you are 100 yards away shooting with buckshot, you'll hit nothing.

You'll need to use a slug instead, and at 100 yards that take accuracy.

west milly Tom
11-19-2008, 11:34 AM
I just put my gun
Buyer paperwork in for nj. I'm worried ill get rejected because of 2 alcohol related arrests. There's actually a question on the form, "Are you an alcoholic?" of course I lied but can they reject you for this? Anyone know?

west milly Tom
11-19-2008, 11:35 AM
Shot trap last weekend with some old friends up in Doylestown.

Great time.

A lot of my buddys went to deleware valley. Ive been to that range.

LordJezo
11-20-2008, 01:55 PM
And someone remind me what part of Jersey Jezo's in, so I know whether to be askeered. You know, more so than usual.

I am about 5 to 10 minutes away from ~Katja~ on the NJ side.

Snoogans
11-20-2008, 01:59 PM
I am about 5 to 10 minutes away from ~Katja~ on the NJ side.

FUCK. Now i have to bring my shotgun when I go play golf in Vernon incase you come around

epo
11-20-2008, 02:38 PM
Jersey venison is the McDonalds of deer meat. The beasts that roam the midwest, now, that is the meat of kings.

That folks, is a man who knows his meat.

Snoogans
11-20-2008, 02:40 PM
That folks, is a man who knows his meat.

like you ever had a NJ deer cheese boy

west milly Tom
11-20-2008, 02:40 PM
FUCK. Now i have to bring my shotgun when I go play golf in Vernon incase you come around

I live about 20 min from that course. I play there on occasion

Hottub
11-20-2008, 02:40 PM
Eeeww.

Gvac
11-20-2008, 02:41 PM
This is wonderful news!

Congratulations LordJezo! :clap:

Snoogans
11-20-2008, 02:43 PM
I live about 20 min from that course. I play there on occasion

which one, there are like 5