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starvingkids
09-24-2008, 07:18 PM
I am sorry if there is already a conversation about this, but i can not find it... i am stumped... I just watched an hour of total nonsense waiting for this jump to death, and what the fuck? ABC, please please please give me a television show, i promise i will amuse much more then david bland can.... what the hell did i just watch? :flush:

Judge Smails
09-24-2008, 07:19 PM
i wish hosp would steal him

GreatAmericanZero
09-24-2008, 07:20 PM
so Eastside Dave/spandy/crazed/aj dynamite/lil'david blaine didnt make the tv special?

IMSlacker
09-24-2008, 07:24 PM
i wish hosp would steal him

Deja Vu

starvingkids
09-24-2008, 07:24 PM
so Eastside Dave/spandy/crazed/aj dynamite/lil'david blaine didnt make the tv special?

if the producers had used that footage of east side and everyone else, maybe tonights show wouldnt have been a complete failure and waste of time. Blaine owes me my time back. That was soo freakin stupid...

starvingkids
09-24-2008, 07:26 PM
It was so stupid i think some how GW bush had some kind of involvement.

Dirtybird12
09-24-2008, 07:27 PM
so were we spose to see the cables? i dont get it. it looked like the "trick" was busted.
but he did sorta vanish..at least from the tv cams.
im still wondering wtf happened.

GreatAmericanZero
09-24-2008, 07:27 PM
if the producers had used that footage of east side and everyone else, maybe tonights show wouldnt have been a complete failure and waste of time. Blaine owes me my time back. That was soo freakin stupid...

so if they showed the footage of Crazed rapping, it wouldve improved the show?

starvingkids
09-24-2008, 07:39 PM
so were we spose to see the cables? i dont get it. it looked like the "trick" was busted.
but he did sorta vanish..at least from the tv cams.
im still wondering wtf happened.

He went to his really nice penthouse that abc rented for him at a hotel near by. I think it was a screw up...

starvingkids
09-24-2008, 07:41 PM
so if they showed the footage of Crazed rapping, it wouldve improved the show?

i dont know, i would have liked it better...

Dirtybird12
09-24-2008, 07:45 PM
He went to his really nice penthouse that abc rented for him at a hotel near by. I think it was a screw up...

yeah..he even looked a little embarrassed just hanging there..and even danced a little jig while being lifted out.. the dance reminded me of the same embarrassing jig that ashley simpson danced when she was on snl and was busted for lip syncing

dino_electropolis
09-24-2008, 07:48 PM
was flippin b/n the mets game and blaine stunt, and missed his act.

A dissapointing night all around.

Marc with a c
09-24-2008, 07:52 PM
i wish hosp would steal him

grow up

Space Edge
09-24-2008, 08:09 PM
That was a waste of 2 hours of my life

thejives
09-24-2008, 08:09 PM
don't worry.

He'll do the exact same thing in a couple months. Possibly upside down and underwater.

PapaBear
09-24-2008, 08:18 PM
don't worry.

He'll do the exact same thing in a couple months. Possibly upside down and underwater.
I'm not going to watch until he does it inside out.

thejives
09-24-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm not going to watch until he does it inside out.

But imagine if he was in a plastic box hanging over an Arbys with press people controlling who can get near him WHILE pissing in a bag AND being inside out.

deliciousV
09-24-2008, 08:27 PM
Bungee jumping, 2 hours to watch a man Bungee jump?

Dirtybird12
09-25-2008, 02:36 AM
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from this youtube poster:

i was at central park on 9/24 to watch david blain's dive of death, and let me just say it was a SHAM. he bungi jumped off of the scaffolding, while attached to a harness and a bunch of balloons (you can see the balloons in the flash of cameras, and at some point a light shines on them after he floats over me) that lifted him up and away.... where he touched down just a short distance away from where he started. on TV i was told that he just "disappeared" but that is DEFINATELY NOT what happened...

Legit Bill
09-25-2008, 02:44 AM
The girl seemed so shocked that he wasn't really just jumping to his death.

ScottFromGA
09-25-2008, 03:16 AM
people actually turn out for this sham?

I thought his last trick was enough to prove to everyone he's not a fucking magician.

Dirtybird12
09-25-2008, 04:13 AM
people actually turn out for this sham?


it's new yorkers.
They use any excuse to show up drunk to scream and holler.
Im sure half the audience looked like these guys -->:drunk:

TonyStark
09-25-2008, 11:49 AM
I can't believe this guy is still doing stuff. If he should be anywhere he should be in Vegas at one of those cabaret shows ala GTA4. It's shocking to me too that people really show up to watch.

mildly amusing
09-25-2008, 12:32 PM
it was hysterical how during the pre-shot street magic segments they picked complete fucking white trash and obnoxiously loud blacks to show the tricks....knowing full well they are inclined to act as if the devil himself was masquerading as a homosexual puerto rican magician...

LuisMoreno
09-26-2008, 09:33 AM
Did you guys notice how the announce was so lively and energetic (as if he really believe in the hype of what was going on).... up until the very second of the dive.... once the cables where exposed and the boos ripped threw the air like bad gas... the announcer remained silent and mute.

JimBeam
11-28-2009, 11:38 AM
I'm watching a few of his shows that I had DVRed off of the Travel Channel and his street magic isn't bad.

Nothing I haven't seen others do but much better than his silly death defying stunts.

One thing I noticed is that he records a lot of his stuff w/ " lower class " people.

By that I mean he seems to do a lot in inner city and rural settings.

Just something I've picked up in 2 shows.

Snoogans
11-28-2009, 11:41 AM
I'm watching a few of his shows that I had DVRed off of the Travel Channel and his street magic isn't bad.

Nothing I haven't seen others do but much better than his silly death defying stunts.

One thing I noticed is that he records a lot of his stuff w/ " lower class " people.

By that I mean he seems to do a lot in inner city and rural settings.

Just something I've picked up in 2 shows.

are you tryin to say hayseeds and blacks are dumber?

JimBeam
11-28-2009, 11:48 AM
Nah, because I've seen other magicians do the same tricks w/ middle class whitey and get the same results.

Just wonder if that's Blaine's niche audience.

I mean some of the people he performed for were the characters from Deliverance whose names were left out to protect them.

Furtherman
11-28-2009, 12:52 PM
Carny hipster.

cougarjake13
11-28-2009, 01:11 PM
hes the mastermind behind the carnival on heroes

Willmore
02-08-2010, 03:45 PM
David Blaine - child rapist. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/michael-abdallah-arrested_n_454197.html)

instrument
02-09-2010, 02:09 AM
Whats better a bunch of "lower class" people screaming and jumping up and down at a trick, or maybe he should do them at leadership conferences and get subtle nods of affirmation?