Dog or Die

[Judge Smails]

You're dying. You can't do anything about it. You were working on your roof and fell off, snapped your spine and sliced open your jugular. It's just a matter of time. No one is going to come save you.

Now, let's say some interdimensional leprechauns who were released from the Large Hadron Collider show up and offer to switch your consciousness with that of a dog -you get to choose the breed. Would you do it?

You would still have all of your memories and mental abilities but to everyone else you would just be another dog. No talking, or barking like you're talking. You're just a dog. Assume you would have a kind and caring owner but you could only expect to live a few more years anyway (remember dog years). Would you want to live just a few more years at any cost or is quality of life more important?


(By the way - in case you're wondering - I'm home alone today - I'm drinking and watching the Superbowl on my DVR. Hope that explains some things.)

[RAAMONE]

dog

edit: and its not even noon

[~Katja~]

You're dying. You can't do anything about it. You were working on your roof and fell off, snapped your spine and sliced open your jugular. It's just a matter of time. No one is going to come save you.

Now, let's say some interdimensional leprechauns who were released from the Large Hadron Collider show up and offer to switch your consciousness with that of a dog -you get to choose the breed. Would you do it?

You would still have all of your memories and mental abilities but to everyone else you would just be another dog. No talking, or barking like you're talking. You're just a dog. Assume you would have a kind and caring owner but you could only expect to live a few more years anyway (remember dog years). Would you want to live just a few more years at any cost or is quality of life more important?


(By the way - in case you're wondering - I'm home alone today - I'm drinking and watching the Superbowl on my DVR. Hope that explains some things.)

well, if you come back as a male dog, make sure you pick one that hasn't been castrated, but pick a breeder so you can hump for the last remaining years of your life and win prices for it ;)


that being said, I would not want to be a female dog, having to rub my vagina over a rug when I have my period and needing my anal glands squeezed... it just does not sound appealing

[mendyweiss]

Could I Be Snoop Dogg ?

[Furtherman]

I'd rather be dead then not be able to look up.

[Knowledged_one]

dog

edit: and its not even noon

So are you saying that its not even a dog day afternoon?

[Earlshog]

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/Q/8/gclinton.jpg


Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
Dog of the world unite
Dancin' dogs
Yeah
Countin' dogs, funky dogs
Nasty dogs

[Judge Smails]

and its not even noon

don't judge me

[A.J.]

With my luck, I'd come back as a Korean dog.

[IMSlacker]

I'd rather be dead then not be able to look up.

Or walk backwards.

[Recyclerz]

Is the hidden catch that you have to be ESD's New Year's Eve date? :thumbdown:

[Aggie]

Only if I could be one of HIS dogs...he'd understand me even if I couldn't talk. Plus, I need a strong pack leader.

http://www.innatephoto.com/blog/uploaded_files/dog-whisperer12.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

Only if I could be one of HIS dogs...he'd understand me even if I couldn't talk. Plus, I need a strong pack leader.

http://www.innatephoto.com/blog/uploaded_files/dog-whisperer12.jpg

This dog seems to be saying, "Stop choking me".

I chose dog. Always wanted to go on Letterman, this is my chance.

[Aggie]

"Stop choking me".

That's funny, your perps say the same thing.

[IMSlacker]

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[hunnerbun]

You know every man on here would pick male dog just so he could lick his own balls anytime he wants to....just admit it!

[cougarjake13]

if you culd make me a robocop or terminator like thing then id vote hell yes

but just as a dog no


thered be no way i culd figure out how to turn on the tv and what not

it'd be torture

[patsopinion]

whoz to say that dogs arent above us on the wheel

maybe a butterfly with its extremely short life expectancy isnt the highest form of life on the planet

hell yes id be a dog

[brettmojo]

whoz to say that dogs arent above us on the wheel
We invented it.

[Hottub]

I already sleep all day, shit in the backyard and lick my balls.

No big stretch for me.

Can somebody rub my tummy?

[patsopinion]

We invented it.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Dazu_Wheel_of_Reincarnation.JPG


Annie Savoy: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.


what if animals were better off not having self awareness

a pet dog gets most of the amenities of modern civilization without a job or the knowledge its going to die

thats a pretty sweet ride

[Contra]

If my owner is a sexy babe that don't mind having sex with the dog in the room then I'm there.

[Judge Smails]

If my owner is a sexy babe that don't mind having sex with the dog in the room then I'm there.

NSFW (http://jj.am/gallery/d/58603-1/Dog_interrupts_blowjob.gif)

[reillyluck]

Only if I could be one of HIS dogs...he'd understand me even if I couldn't talk. Plus, I need a strong pack leader.

http://www.innatephoto.com/blog/uploaded_files/dog-whisperer12.jpg

dog whisperererer guy is smiling wayyyyyyyyy too much in the picture in that position he is in.

i think theres almost a kill me now look in the dogs eyes

[GreatAmericanZero]

the scenario Judge Snails set up is almost my idea of heaven.

It would be the best to be a dog with a human mind. All you do all day is eat, sleep and play.

Since I would still have my human mind, i want to be a dog of a really hot chick. So she will change in front of me, and shower, and fuck her boyfriend and won't think anything about it. It would fulfill some hot voyeur fantasy for me.

I'll be a dog all the way.

What kind of dog?

A cockalier of course!

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/greatamericanzero/dudley1.jpg

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/greatamericanzero/dudley-1.jpg

[Jujubees2]

Dog, but there's no way I'd lick my own balls.

[El Mudo]

dog whisperererer guy is smiling wayyyyyyyyy too much in the picture in that position he is in.

i think theres almost a kill me now look in the dogs eyes



I never really liked Cesar Millan's incredibly giant head...it really bothers me

He looks like a walking Mexican Pep Boy

[joethebartender]

Dog. (now that this guy is off of the TV)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:joPP8kzkGlcWwM:http://tvcocktail.ivillage.com/entertainment/E_BobBarker%252B325.jpg

[ahhdurr]

You know every man on here would pick male dog just so he could lick his own balls anytime he wants to....just admit it!

I've licked dog balls - totally over it.

Dog.

I was going to be a pug - but mine seem to be really heavy mouth breathers.

maybe just a big lovable Lab.

[nassue]

Dog, but there's no way I'd lick my own balls.

then why bother?

[patsopinion]

then why bother?

yea you finnally lack shame and your not gonna do the things that your wired to do

i mean if i could shit outside
or piss where ever i want when ever i want (except inside) then id totally be all over that

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Sure, what do you have to loose? Besides, who could resist me then?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/sorry.jpg