Stating the Obvious - Clay Aiken is Gay?

[nukinfuts]

The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article until Wednesday

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/clay.aiken.ap/index.html

[jennysmurf]

I'm inconsolable.

[JerseyRich]

I'm inconsolable.

Will this tissue help?

[JPMNICK]

shocking

[jennysmurf]

Will this tissue help?

I SAID I WAS INCONSOLABLE!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't have an issue with him being on the cover with a headline like that, but I do have an issue with him being on the cover holding the kid.

It just screams attention whoring. But it's a step for gay parents, I guess.

[nukinfuts]

Feel free to use that as your Ichiban tomorrow...big ass prize closet. :innocent:

[JerseyRich]

I SAID I WAS INCONSOLABLE!!!!!

ok ok!

I'm here for you.

[DarkHippie]

In other news, Jesus is a jew

[KnoxHarrington]

Samuel L. Jackson just admitted that he's black

COMEDY PYRAMID

[Sue_Bender]

Oh, and I'm a cunt.

[DarkHippie]

and Sue Bender is a cunt

[CYYYFYYY]

Don;t accuse Samuel L Jackson of being Black. Sure it looks that way but he has not come out yet. Please respect his privacy

[King Hippos Bandaid]

remember when i called him Gay Aiken in 2003

this validates everything

self high five

[DarkHippie]

remember when i called him Gay Aiken in 2003

this validates everything

self high five

Witty and psychic :wallbash:

[GreatAmericanZero]

how about "Clay Aiken is not famous anymore"

Poor Fez, that was the only other asexual celebrity he could relate too

[SatCam]

everybody called this

[Sue_Bender]

how about "Clay Aiken is not famous anymore"

Poor Fez, that was the only other asexual celebrity he could relate too


He seems desperate to gather heat.

First he becomes a father...people barely pay attention to the sperm donor.

Now, he piggybacks that into I'M GAY, TOO!!


When is the new album due?

[fezident]

I called him Clay Gay-kin in 2003.
This validates everything.
Self high five.

[Kevin]

remember when i called him Gay Aiken in 2003

this validates everything

self high five

http://www.abromsononsportslaw.com/dallas.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Witty and psychic :wallbash:

Nah, Hippo just jinxed his heterosexuaity.

[A.J.]

What's more shocking is that there is actually a segment of his fan base who thought he was straight.

[Hottub]

What's more shocking is that there is actually a segment of his fan base who thought he was straight.

What's even more shocking.
He has a fan base.

[Thebazile78]

What's more shocking is that there is actually a segment of his fan base who thought he was straight.

Didn't they sue him for misrepresentation last year?

What's even more shocking.
He has a fan base.

The teeny-bopper set always loves the queers ... mostly because their gaydar isn't developed yet.

(I've seen the fan-base firsthand. They screamed every time he was on stage in his run in Spamalot this past spring. It was enough to make me comment to my friend that this was a Broadway show, not a concert.)

[A.J.]

What's more shocking is that there is actually a segment of his fan base who thought he was straight.

Didn't they sue him for misrepresentation last year?



The teeny-bopper set always loves the queers ... mostly because their gaydar isn't developed yet.

(I've seen the fan-base firsthand. They screamed every time he was on stage in his run in Spamalot this past spring. It was enough to make me comment to my friend that this was a Broadway show, not a concert.)

Actually, I was referring more to the hausfraus in middle America. Like my grandmother who used to think that Rosie O'Donnell dressed like that because "she's just a big girl".

[reillyluck]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn136/therealbreakshot/shocked.jpg

[Furtherman]

remember when I called him a pickle chugger in 2003

this validates everything.

self high five.

[Thebazile78]

Actually, I was referring more to the hausfraus in middle America. Like my grandmother who used to think that Rosie O'Donnell dressed like that because "she's just a big girl".

To them, if the person isn't flamboyant like Jack from Will and Grace, it's not gay.

Which is a sign that their gaydar isn't developed yet, either.

And they're the same ones who sue folks for misrepresentation.

[A.J.]

remember when I called him a pickle chugger in 2003

this validates everything.

self high five.

I just wanted to compliment you on your new location. That made me laugh.

[Hottub]

I'm proud to mention I have no idea what your location means.

*Self High-Five*

[Furtherman]

I just wanted to compliment you on your new location. That made me laugh.

Thanks. Very sandy. Still looking for the beach.