Steak-UMM

[angrymissy]

I had never tasted this delicious treat before.

I would pass it by in the frozen food aisle, sneering at it's over-processed meatiness.

Until one day, my husband went shopping and brought it home.

Delicious philly steakness. Grease. I LOVE YOU STEAK-UMM! I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU!

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[A.J.]

Ahhh...memories. I lived on those bad boys in college.

[Dougie Brootal]

i hate steak-umms, and let me tell you why...

i ALWAYS over cook them. theyre soo thin that i burn them and they get all hard and dry and gross.

[Knowledged_one]

I had never tasted this delicious treat before.

I would pass it by in the frozen food aisle, sneering at it's over-processed meatiness.

Until one day, my husband went shopping and brought it home.

Delicious philly steakness. Grease. I LOVE YOU STEAK-UMM! I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU!

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/miss%20041.jpg

Just remember its not juice so dont dilute it further with water

and its not milk so keep it frozen and it shouldnt go bad on you

[weekapaugjz]

I would do anything for a cheesesteak right now...

[ChrisTheCop]

Used to bring these on camping trips when I was in the Boy Scouts.

Delicious, although I havent had any in many years.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just told my wife to get them last weekend

I have plans for some steak umms and Ron & Fez on the Radio this Thursday

I have not had them in ages and got the urge, it couldn't be a cheaper or better brand, it had to be Steak Umms

cant ask for a better day off



P.S : There will be some Bacon involved

[johnniehardrock]

steakum with velveeta on a nice long roll or put a cooked one inside a grilled cheese sandwich. YUMMMMMM

[Furtherman]

Savages. I wouldn't serve steakums to Pronto.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Savages. I wouldn't serve steakums to Pronto.


meat elitist


once in a blue moon you revert to what brought you to the game

Steak Umms were gr8 for the poor HS/College Student

now its nostalgic


plus Bacon would make a Shit Sandwich taste good

[Fallon]

Used to bring these on camping trips when I was in the Boy Scouts.

Delicious, although I havent had any in many years.

Steak-umms or boy scouts?

[Tall_James]

Steak-umms or boy scouts?

Depends on how thin they're sliced.

[Freitag]

Liz and I tried a cheese steak experiment a few weeks ago. The meat was too thick, so it was too chewy to eat as a sandwich.

Once we get the bigger kitchen, or a grilling area, I'm going to attempt to make cheesesteaks. I used to be a "grill man" for a pizza place I worked for back in the day, and my steaks were DAMN good.

[ANC]

Liz and I tried a cheese steak experiment a few weeks ago. The meat was too thick, so it was too chewy to eat as a sandwich.

Once we get the bigger kitchen, or a grilling area, I'm going to attempt to make cheesesteaks. I used to be a "grill man" for a pizza place I worked for back in the day, and my steaks were DAMN good.

You have to see if your butcher can give you the chain meat. That's the cut (I use the term loosely) that originated the philly cheese steak.

[Thebazile78]

Liz and I tried a cheese steak experiment a few weeks ago. The meat was too thick, so it was too chewy to eat as a sandwich.

Once we get the bigger kitchen, or a grilling area, I'm going to attempt to make cheesesteaks. I used to be a "grill man" for a pizza place I worked for back in the day, and my steaks were DAMN good.

I thought the problem was that there was too much meat and I didn't chop it (you try chopping meat on a nonstick grill pan) ... you have to get your story straight.

You have to see if your butcher can give you the chain meat. That's the cut (I use the term loosely) that originated the philly cheese steak.

We will have to find a real butcher, then.

[Freitag]

I thought the problem was that there was too much meat and I didn't chop it (you try chopping meat on a nonstick grill pan) ... you have to get your story straight.




The way to do this properly is a thin piece of meat that is frozen. By thin, I mean no more thick than five sheets of paper. Like a steak-ummmm.

I then use two metal spatulas and I have a large working area. As the meat cooks, I pull it apart using the spatulas, adding spices and adding onions to cook on top, then cheese.

This takes me back to when I lived down the shore. Hard to believe it was so long ago.

[Snoogans]

as sad as it seems, STEAK UMMS FUCKIN OWN

[Knowledged_one]

as sad as it seems, STEAK UMMS FUCKIN OWN

over the McRib?

Or the ultimate, a McRib covered in Steak ums?

BTW the McRib has made its way to Ohio, $3.33 for the extra value meal

[ANC]

We will have to find a real butcher, then.

Yup, just ask for the trimmed chain section from a beef tenderloin... Got this from Alton Brown: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/chain-of-bull-cheese-steaks-recipe/index.html

[Snoogans]

over the McRib?

Or the ultimate, a McRib covered in Steak ums?

BTW the McRib has made its way to Ohio, $3.33 for the extra value meal

i hate you

[Freitag]

Also, I think you need to do a cheesesteak in a cast iron pan. Just a thought. Non-stick doesn't work unless it's a two-burner griddle.

[Snoogans]

I thought the problem was that there was too much meat and I didn't chop it (you try chopping meat on a nonstick grill pan) ... you have to get your story straight.



We will have to find a real butcher, then.

im sure there are plenty around you, but I think Cosco also has one

[angrymissy]

over the McRib?

Or the ultimate, a McRib covered in Steak ums?

BTW the McRib has made its way to Ohio, $3.33 for the extra value meal

McRib wrapped in Steam-umm ftw

[Knowledged_one]

i hate you

I can send you a few

[Snoogans]

I can send you a few

we may have to talk, SINCE FUCKIN MOJO WONT HELP A BROTHA OUT

[Freitag]

McRib Fat Cat. Two mcribs on a long hoagie roll with fries and lettuce, tomato, and onion.

[Knowledged_one]

we may have to talk, SINCE FUCKIN MOJO WONT HELP A BROTHA OUT

well he is a cubs fan

[Devo37]

i still make the occasional steak-um sandwich for lunch.

2 or 3 of them fried up in a pan with sauteed onions, some hot sauce and cheddar cheese on a crusty hero-roll: dee-lish!!!

[Freitag]

We need to rent out a hotel ballroom and have a big ass RF pot luck. Open bar, come as you are, that sort of thing.

Freaking starving and I want a cheesesteak.

[ANC]

McRib Fat Cat. Two mcribs on a long hoagie roll with fries and lettuce, tomato, and onion.

That is fuckin' genius..

[Thebazile78]

Also, I think you need to do a cheesesteak in a cast iron pan. Just a thought. Non-stick doesn't work unless it's a two-burner griddle.

If I HAD my cast-iron 2-burner grill/griddle, this would be a moot point.

But I don't.

So don't blame the pan, blame yourself.

[ANC]

We need to rent out a hotel ballroom and have a big ass RF pot luck. Open bar, come as you are, that sort of thing.

Freaking starving and I want a cheesesteak.

Sounds like a plan..

Who will be the one to show up holding an 8 quart Stock pot waist high......with a hole drilled in it?

[Thebazile78]

McRib Fat Cat. Two mcribs on a long hoagie roll with fries and lettuce, tomato, and onion.

Nooooooooooo .... sacrilege!

Now I want a Fat Cat. (Veggie Fat Cat, no mayo, hot sauce!)

[Freitag]

If I HAD my cast-iron 2-burner grill/griddle, this would be a moot point.

But I don't.

So don't blame the pan, blame yourself.

Is this part of the whole "Matty is keeping all the wedding gifts hostage" gimmick or do you actually not have one?

[Freitag]

Nooooooooooo .... sacrilege!

Now I want a Fat Cat. (Veggie Fat Cat, no mayo, hot sauce!)

Why don't YOU go into Jimmy's and get one next time? Last time, you were passed out in the car while he stared me down.

"You are too old! LEave! Now!"

[Freitag]

That is fuckin' genius..

Thank you. I'm still working on the WHite Castle Fat Cat.

[Thebazile78]

Is this part of the whole "Matty is keeping all the wedding gifts hostage" gimmick or do you actually not have one?

Gimmick. (Your then-2-year-old niece nearly gave my Nana a heart attack because she insisted on carrying it over to me at the Shower all by herself ... it was actually pretty funny to watch.)

And I get to play with it soon.

[Thebazile78]

Why don't YOU go into Jimmy's and get one next time? Last time, you were passed out in the car while he stared me down.

"You are too old! LEave! Now!"

No soup for you!

[ANC]

The way to do this properly is a thin piece of meat that is frozen. By thin, I mean no more thick than five sheets of paper. Like a steak-ummmm.

I then use two metal spatulas and I have a large working area. As the meat cooks, I pull it apart using the spatulas, adding spices and adding onions to cook on top, then cheese.

This takes me back to when I lived down the shore. Hard to believe it was so long ago.

Liz and I tried a cheese steak experiment a few weeks ago. The meat was too thick, so it was too chewy to eat as a sandwich.

Once we get the bigger kitchen, or a grilling area, I'm going to attempt to make cheesesteaks. I used to be a "grill man" for a pizza place I worked for back in the day, and my steaks were DAMN good.

I thought the problem was that there was too much meat and I didn't chop it (you try chopping meat on a nonstick grill pan) ... you have to get your story straight.



We will have to find a real butcher, then.

Also, I think you need to do a cheesesteak in a cast iron pan. Just a thought. Non-stick doesn't work unless it's a two-burner griddle.

If I HAD my cast-iron 2-burner grill/griddle, this would be a moot point.

But I don't.

So don't blame the pan, blame yourself.

Is this part of the whole "Matty is keeping all the wedding gifts hostage" gimmick or do you actually not have one?

Why don't YOU go into Jimmy's and get one next time? Last time, you were passed out in the car while he stared me down.

"You are too old! LEave! Now!"

Gimmick. (Your then-2-year-old niece nearly gave my Nana a heart attack because she insisted on carrying it over to me at the Shower all by herself ... it was actually pretty funny to watch.)

And I get to play with it soon.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/popcorn.gif

[Freitag]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/popcorn.gif

Keep laughing. She will adore me when she opens up all her presents in about a month. It'll be like an Early Christmas.

[Snoogans]

Keep laughing. She will adore me when she opens up all her presents in about a month. It'll be like an Early Christmas.

i didnt know you guys were jews

[ANC]

Keep laughing. She will adore me when she opens up all her presents in about a month. It'll be like an Early Christmas.

Not laughing at all, just enjoying the show... this is quality entertainment.

[Freitag]

i didnt know you guys were jews

I'll take "things that would have killed both her grandmothers for 1000, Alex."

[Snoogans]

I'll take "things that would have killed both her grandmothers for 1000, Alex."

am I supposed to get that?

[Freitag]

Not laughing at all, just enjoying the show... this is quality entertainment.

We live in a small apartment, so when we got married, I "allowed" her to open some of our gifts, like a waffle iron and some other stuff, but I told her point blank that NOTHING else gets opened until we get a house a decent sized kitchen.

So everything's been sitting in my parents house for the last 18 months.

Our biggest fight of 2008 happened on our anniversary, when she wanted to open china gifts up and I put my foot down that NOTHING gets opened.

When Casey was lamenting that all of her wedding stuff got broken, I rand around our apartment and said "SEEE? SEEE???????"

Of course, I still want to get that cookbook, "Brad Delp's Down Home Grillin'."

[Freitag]

am I supposed to get that?

One of the grandmas has framed pics of Benedict and John Paul II in their dining room.

[Snoogans]

One of the grandmas has framed pics of Benedict and John Paul II in their dining room.

thats what i figured. Good, then i have no apologies to make

[ANC]

We live in a small apartment, so when we got married, I "allowed" her to open some of our gifts, like a waffle iron and some other stuff, but I told her point blank that NOTHING else gets opened until we get a house a decent sized kitchen.

So everything's been sitting in my parents house for the last 18 months.

Our biggest fight of 2008 happened on our anniversary, when she wanted to open china gifts up and I put my foot down that NOTHING gets opened.

When Casey was lamenting that all of her wedding stuff got broken, I rand around our apartment and said "SEEE? SEEE???????"

Of course, I still want to get that cookbook, "Brad Delp's Down Home Grillin'."

I hear ya buddy.. I'll be in that situation in a few months.. Yay! :wallbash:

[FUNKMAN]

ate um as a kid... had to put two together to seem worthwhile

[Snoogans]

ate um as a kid... had to put two together to seem worthwhile

you cook 2. you melt the cheese onto one, flip the other on top of it. BANGIN

[ANC]

you cook 2. you melt the cheese onto one, flip the other on top of it. BANGIN

I'll see that and raise it wrapping it up in flatbread, throwing it in a buttered pan, and toasting it up.

[Snoogans]

I'll see that and raise it wrapping it up in flatbread, throwing it in a buttered pan, and toasting it up.

THIS IS A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO EAT

[ANC]

THIS IS A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO EAT

Thank you sir..I just might have to breakdown and do this tonight... Fuckin' Starvin'

[KatPw]

Also, I think you need to do a cheesesteak in a cast iron pan. Just a thought. Non-stick doesn't work unless it's a two-burner griddle.

Pretty much everything seems to taste better from a cast iron pan. How about substituting cube steak for the steak you want to use in the sandwich? You can slice it very thin, and it is tenderized already.

[Knowledged_one]

Just remember you cant get Steak-Umms in a 3rd World Country

God Bless the US

[zathrus]

On a hogie with melted cheddar cheese, UMMMMMMMMM, now i'm hungry

[suggums]

tjs shaved beef steak, 4.99/lb
tjs bake at home ficelle rolls 1.99/2
tjs english cheddar with caramelized onions 5.99/lb
an onion and a bell pepper, the latter homegrown
i should make this more often

[jennysmurf]

This thread is clogging my arteries! In a good way. :smile:

[AngelAmy]

I dont care what anyone says, it's so delicious

[PapaBear]

I just recently started eating them again. I needed one hoagie roll for something else, so I bought the Steak Uums so the other 5 rolls wouldn't go to waste. I'm hooked.

They gave me minor trauma when I was a kid, though. My mom said I could make a sandwich on my own, but I could only use ONE Steak Um. You know how one Steak Um is actually two thin slices of meat? I thought that was two Steak Ums. I begged and pleaded with my mom to let me have two (she didn't know about my misguided interpretation), but she insisted I could only have one. I ended up totally mutilating it trying to separate those two incredibly thin slices of meat.

[A.J.]

Just remember you cant get Steak-Umms in a 3rd World Country

God Bless the US

Yes you can.

[Freitag]

Yes you can.

Your apartment, as barbaric it may be, does not count as a "third world country"

[A.J.]

Your apartment, as barbaric it may be, does not count as a "third world country"

Only because I haven't hired a cleaning lady yet.