View Full Version : Dane Cook : Evicted
After a judge ruled to evict Cook from his Hollywood apartment last month because nobody picked up after the comic's crap-happy dog...more here (http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/22/cooks-crappy-defense-belushis-ghost-owns-me/)
JPMNICK
09-22-2008, 05:42 AM
Bob kelly is filling up an Aero-bed as we speak
KnoxHarrington
09-22-2008, 05:48 AM
Yet another bomb for Dane Cook this weekend.
Couldn't happen to a bigger douche.
Epschtein
09-22-2008, 05:51 AM
no sympathy for people that dont pick up after their dogs, and boy is he making himself look like a douche with that argument, with all that money you would think he could find a competent lawyer.
KnoxHarrington
09-22-2008, 05:53 AM
Someone should call this in as ichiban.
Doctor Manhattan
09-22-2008, 05:53 AM
Louis C.K. already got evicted because of dog shit YEARS ago.
Louis C.K. already got evicted because of dog shit YEARS ago.
:lol:
I'm surprised ol' Dane didn't sing his lil tune to charm the judge.... "When did you run away?......"
Someone should call this in as ichiban.
Someone might... :innocent:
NewYorkDragons80
09-22-2008, 05:59 AM
Yet another bomb for Dane Cook this weekend.
Couldn't happen to a bigger douche.
I'm no Dane Cook fan, but why the hate?
Epschtein
09-22-2008, 06:03 AM
dane really seems to get under peoples skin for some reason, im not a huge fan of his comedy but i have laughed at some of his stuff, this is the first time he ever came across as an ass tho.
i actually went to high school with him, didnt really know him tho.
debit
09-22-2008, 06:26 AM
dane really seems to get under peoples skin for some reason, im not a huge fan of his comedy but i have laughed at some of his stuff, this is the first time he ever came across as an ass tho.
i actually went to high school with him, didnt really know him tho.
I hate him and I'm not sure why.
Maybe because he keeps doing one crappy movie after another.
Maybe I am jealous of his success.
Sue_Bender
09-22-2008, 06:30 AM
I hate him and I'm not sure why.
Maybe because he keeps doing one crappy movie after another.
Maybe I am jealous of his success.
Well, your movies just don't get the same promotion behind them, Budday.
KnoxHarrington
09-22-2008, 06:40 AM
Well, your movies just don't get the same promotion behind them, Budday.
I do think it's that feeling he's being forced on us. Or he traded in actually working at his craft and being a good comic to pander to the lowest common denominator. He's the quintessential sell out.
dane really seems to get under peoples skin for some reason, im not a huge fan of his comedy but i have laughed at some of his stuff, this is the first time he ever came across as an ass tho.
i actually went to high school with him, didnt really know him tho.
I was a big fan of his comedy. I loved his Harmful If Swallowed CD and the appearances he had earlier on. I thought he was great on Tourgasm but when he came around and did Vicious Circle, to me it came off that he got too cocky and commercialized. IMO the Superfinger became like a catchphrase that he had work into every appearance.. Then when he released his song I was done.
Epschtein
09-22-2008, 06:46 AM
I do think it's that feeling he's being forced on us.
im sitting here laughing my ass off after reading that line then looking down and seeing an ad for dane cook ring tones at the bottom of the page.
:lol:
CambriaBurning
09-22-2008, 07:38 AM
I thought a lot of his stuff was funny, but it's gotten too watered down. 3/4 of his punchlines now are just callbacks to old material. It's funny at first, but it just comes off as a story telling show rather than stand up.
MIKEYDAKEN
09-22-2008, 07:46 AM
I'm no Dane Cook fan, but why the hate?
cause he's helping get bob kelly known
Freakshow
09-22-2008, 07:52 AM
I thought this was going to be about a new CD. Dane Cook: Evicted.
The ladies seem to like him. :dry:
Snoogans
09-22-2008, 08:18 AM
Cook went on to say, "In the same way that writers can get writer's block, comedians can really easily run out of ideas and 'stories'; I am extremely frightened that this will happen to me if I am forced to move out of my apartment. I've seen it happen to other comics, that something interferes with their connection to their creative muse, and it's destroyed careers."
Wait, so if he isnt in this apartment, he wont be able to steal from other comics anymore?
Snoogans
09-22-2008, 08:19 AM
I'm no Dane Cook fan, but why the hate?
maybe because 99.99% of his comedy is lifted off other comics. HE IS A FUCKIN HACK
JustJon
09-22-2008, 08:34 AM
im sitting here laughing my ass off after reading that line then looking down and seeing an ad for dane cook ring tones at the bottom of the page.
:lol:
Feel free to click it for more info :wink:
MIKEYDAKEN
09-22-2008, 08:34 AM
Wait, so if he isnt in this apartment, he wont be able to steal from other comics anymore?
maybe he and mencia can move in together this way double the thievery half the time.
patsopinion
09-22-2008, 10:05 AM
After a judge ruled to evict Cook from his Hollywood apartment last month because nobody picked up after the comic's crap-happy dog...more here (http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/22/cooks-crappy-defense-belushis-ghost-owns-me/)
this hole argument is fucking insane
and all those movies he cant afford a fucking mfing house after all that
or at least a condo?
Gritty
09-22-2008, 10:16 AM
this hole argument is fucking insane
and all those movies he cant afford a fucking mfing house after all that
or at least a condo?
Wouldn't it be great if he was so full of himself that he gave up his movie salaries for a piece of the profits? Heeheeeheee!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/chiomon1/DaneCook.png
Not a fan.
TheGameHHH
09-22-2008, 10:21 AM
Have you seen his new house in the Hollywood Hills? he's laughing all the way to the bank.
celery
09-22-2008, 10:36 AM
I was a big fan of his comedy. I loved his Harmful If Swallowed CD and the appearances he had earlier on. I thought he was great on Tourgasm but when he came around and did Vicious Circle, to me it came off that he got too cocky and commercialized. IMO the Superfinger became like a catchphrase that he had work into every appearance.. Then when he released his song I was done.
How can this not tug at your heartstrings?
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Snoogans
09-22-2008, 10:40 AM
How can this not tug at your heartstrings?
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EVERYBODY NEEDS A LITTLE TIME AWAY....I HEARD YA SAY......FROM EACH OTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
patsopinion
09-22-2008, 10:40 AM
Have you seen his new house in the Hollywood Hills? he's laughing all the way to the bank.
pics?
Sue_Bender
09-22-2008, 10:45 AM
pics?
http://www.apartment-in-france.com/paris%20apartments%20rentals/archives1.jpg
I don't get the love for the French, but I must say it's impressive.
I'm no Dane Cook fan, but why the hate?
Probably because he's huge. Yet has no talent
TheGameHHH
09-23-2008, 09:16 AM
pics?
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/09/0905_themls_02_full.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/09/0905_themls_05_full.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/09/0905_themls_01_full.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/09/0905_themls_04_full.jpg
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