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Judge Smails
09-19-2008, 12:36 PM
Since we first emerged from the primordial soup our entire existence has been leading up to this moment. We have reached the zenith of human civilization. The only thing left is for us to evolve into some sort of beings of pure energy. (http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=111029&catid=176)

City officials yanked the liquor license of a bar in Canton, Illinois, for what they call "topless midget oil wrestling."

The Outskirts Bar and Grill hosted the wrestling event last month.

At one point during the event, one of the performers took off her top. The owner says she didn't know about it and quickly stopped everything once she found out.

The bar will lose its license for two months because city officials say the event violated an ordinance. The owner is in the process of appealing the ruling.

midwestjeff
09-19-2008, 12:40 PM
Fun Fact: Canton's high school teams are called the "little giants".

Seems like the city would be open to this sort of thing.

Bonus
09-19-2008, 12:45 PM
Weird!

DolaMight
09-19-2008, 12:47 PM
I went to a country fair once to watch midget wrestlng. I was pretty damn entertaining. We got pretty drunk and jumped around in those giant inflatable giraffe jump around things and it broke. Around 1AM we let all the animals from the petting zoo out and they stormed through the beer barn and the drunken locals chased them around all night trying to put them back. Good times.

Jujubees2
09-19-2008, 01:03 PM
I went to a country fair once to watch midget wrestlng. I was pretty damn entertaining. We got pretty drunk and jumped around in those giant inflatable giraffe jump around things and it broke. Around 1AM we let all the animals from the petting zoo out and they stormed through the beer barn and the drunken locals chased them around all night trying to put them back. Good times.

You crazy Canucks!

cougarjake13
09-19-2008, 04:17 PM
Since we first emerged from the primordial soup our entire existence has been leading up to this moment. We have reached the zenith of human civilization. The only thing left is for us to evolve into some sort of beings of pure energy. (http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=111029&catid=176)




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