Suppositories: Ass Torpedoes or Buttplugs? You decide.

[jauble]

Dr Steve I was just wondering in an age where we can correct vision with lasers and create tiny black holes in Europe, why are suppositories still around and what creep figured them out in the first place?

[Dr Steve]

Dr Steve I was just wondering in an age where we can correct vision with lasers and create tiny black holes in Europe, why are suppositories still around and what creep figured them out in the first place?

Suppositories have been around for thousands of years, apparently. Like the shark, they have survived despite all kinds of evolution around them because they fill their niche so perfectly.

Here's a whole book on the stupid things: http://www.amazon.com/Suppositories-Loyd-V-Allen/dp/0853696462 it's only $170 and in HARDBACK. Enjoy!


From the Royal Pharmaceutical Society of Great Britain:

Suppositories, pessaries and bougies have been
prescribed for the last 2000 years but their
popularity as a medicinal form increased from
around 1840 - suppositories for constipation,
haemorrhoids and later as an alternative method of
drug administration, pessaries for vaginal infections
and bougies for infections of the urethra, prostate,
bladder or nose.

I wonder if the word "bougie" led to the word "booger", since it's a name for a suppository of the nose.

Rectal suppositories deliver all kinds of drugs, including pain medications, laxatives, antinausea medications, and steroids. they are bullet shaped, but some researchers have found that inserting them blunt end first is better than pointy end first. It's amazing what you can get grant money for these days.

ok, there are all kinds of horrible suppository images on the web...here's one of the most banal:

http://missionimpossibleinfertile.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/supposit.gif

[RAAMONE]

i thought it was just because it went into the blood stream faster

my friend used to put extasy in his asshole cause he said it worked better

or maybe hes just gay

[Chigworthy]

If your lost at sea with non-potable FRESH water, you can administer it rectally to hydrate the body and avoid water-borne contaminants. Just don't keester salt water. /fun ass-fact

[Ritalin]

If they made a suppository with painkillers, I'd give that a whirl.

mmmm painkillers.

[Chigworthy]

If they made a suppository with painkillers, I'd give that a whirl.

mmmm painkillers.

It's called Amyll Nitrate. I think.

[jennysmurf]

Excuse me, I just came in here to see what was going on. I'll be leaving now. Slowly. Butt first.

[Chigworthy]

I'll be leaving now. Slowly. Butt first.

Sure you will. Right into the suppository depositor.

[jennysmurf]

Sure you will. Right into the suppository depositor.

Curses! Foiled again!

[Ritalin]

It's called Amyll Nitrate. I think.

Huh.

I wasn't actually thinking of doing it.

Besides, don't you crack open Amyl Nitrate and snort it like smelling salts? There's no way I'm shoving smelling salts up my ass.

I'm no East Side Dave.

[Chigworthy]

Huh.

I wasn't actually thinking of doing it.

Besides, don't you crack open Amyl Nitrate and snort it like smelling salts? There's no way I'm shoving smelling salts up my ass.

I'm no East Side Dave.

I don't know, Mr. Literal. I was just trying to be gay enough to fit in.

[Ritalin]

I don't know, Mr. Literal. I was just trying to be gay enough to fit in.

Then shove something up your ass and join the party, Swinger!

[Chigworthy]

Then shove something up your ass and join the party, Swinger!

As if I didn't hours ago.

[TheMojoPin]

i thought it was just because it went into the blood stream faster

my friend used to put extasy in his asshole cause he said it worked better

or maybe hes just gay

Why, is someone using their dick to shove it up there?

Is that someone a certain poster we all know?

Very brave of you.

[jauble]

Why, is someone using their dick to shove it up there?

Is that someone a certain poster we all know?

Very brave of you.

It was a rough day mojo...dont take it out on Raamone...he's a good guy.

[Chigworthy]

Why, is someone using their dick to shove it up there?



someone, or SAAMONE?

[TheMojoPin]

It was a rough day mojo...dont take it out on Raamone...he's a good guy.

Rough day? Beautiful weather and the magic number went down to 1 and I have a ticket for Saturday. This was a GREAT day!