Mom allegedly uses daughter's ID to be cheerleader

[furie]

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.

Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Thought I'd better post her pic before anyone (else) gets excited:

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw?size=s

[Foster]

Thought I'd better post her pic before anyone (else) gets excited:

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw?size=s


Yeah, I read this post an hour ago and was very disapointed.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Thought I'd better post her pic before anyone (else) gets excited:

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw?size=s

crimped the hair. she knows what is in these days with the kids. i wonder if she will be found guilty of statutory before this is all over.

[Foster]

crimped the hair. she knows what is in these days with the kids. i wonder if she will be found guilty of statutory before this is all over.



looking at the shirt she is wearing, I think her fashion choses will give her some trouble making friends.

[Drunky McBetidont]

looking at the shirt she is wearing, I think her fashion choses will give her some trouble making friends.

i dunno, i keep picturing her with my high school pee pee in her mouth and it works for me.

[Foster]

i dunno, i keep picturing her with my high school pee pee in her mouth and it works for me.


I keep picturing her in a hairnet serving the school meatloaf

[jauble]

I keep picturing her in a hairnet serving the school meatloaf

Oh there was meatloaf and hair involved...ewww

[Foster]

Oh there was meatloaf and hair involved...ewww

any little bit of hotness this story had left in it is now totally gone

[SatCam]

reportedly she would tell herself "you're not going out wearing that, missy!"

[midwestjeff]

What's grosser than gross?

When a cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.

What's grosser than that?

When they are all from 1993.

[Tall_James]

She looks like that character from "Little Britain"

http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5gc3I1bFN87Rvg1VNMPtr6JkKqnhw?size=s
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/17/little_britain_narrowweb__300x431,0.jpg

[Contra]

So did she make the team?

[ahhdurr]

I think the bigger story is ... this woman was born as an adult.

[Mullenax]

No, this lady is a journalist researching how to have sex with a teacher. She got the idea watching TBS on a weekday.<p>
<img src= "http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/neverbeenkissed.jpg" height=200 width=150>

[lleeder]

The scar from her hysterectomy blew her cover.

[Drunky McBetidont]

why weren't any of the chicks post-hysterectomy when i was in high school? fucking paternity shit blows:furious: