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From the Associated Press:
VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Ron White of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" was late to a sold-out performance on Florida's Treasure Coast — but he had a good excuse.
The Vero Beach Police Department arrested the 51-year-old comedian Wednesday on charges of possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. White, whose comedy album is titled "You Can't Fix Stupid," was booked at the Indian River County Jail shortly after 6 p.m. and released about two hours later on $1,000 bail.
His publicist, Kathe Nelson, says he went straight to the show after being released from jail. The show was delayed about an hour.
One of White's most famous routines includes a joke about being booked into a Texas jail under the alias "Tater Salad."
Tall_James
09-12-2008, 04:30 AM
In other news, in a miscarriage of justice, Larry the Cable Guy is out there, free as a bird, performing his horrible act.
KnoxHarrington
09-12-2008, 04:53 AM
In other news, in a miscarriage of justice, Larry the Cable Guy is out there, free as a bird, performing his horrible act.
The fact that in the liner notes of one of his albums, he thanks "my running buddies at Clear Channel" tells you all you need to know about that douche.
IamFogHat
09-12-2008, 04:58 AM
Out in an hour? Is Texas the new LA?
FUNKMAN
09-12-2008, 05:04 AM
meanwhile Johnny "cole slaw" Black is still on the loose...
The fact that in the liner notes of one of his albums, he thanks "my running buddies at Clear Channel" tells you all you need to know about that douche.
I seem to remember Ronnie B talking about Larry the Cable Guy one day and mentioning that if he knew how he was going to direct his act...he would've killed him personally.
futool
09-12-2008, 05:23 AM
Looks like they finally caught the Tater...
http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/16159/1/Ron-White-They-Call-Me-Tater-Salad.jpg
Judge Smails
09-12-2008, 05:31 AM
One of White's most famous routines includes a joke about being booked into a Texas jail under the alias "Tater Salad."
I'm fuckin' starvin'. Hey Earl, we got any hack, unfunny, redneck, pothead comedians in the back?
pennington
09-12-2008, 07:53 AM
He can deduct it as a business expense: new material for his next special.
KatPw
09-12-2008, 09:57 AM
Never knew Ron White was a stoner. I like him even more now.
TheGameHHH
09-12-2008, 10:15 AM
I'm fuckin' starvin'. Hey Earl, we got any hack, unfunny, redneck, pothead comedians in the back?
personally i think he' the funniest out of the whole "blue collar" guys. he at least tells somewhat interesting stories during his act rather then hack jokes. he really isnt that awful.
KatPw
09-12-2008, 10:21 AM
personally i think he' the funniest out of the whole "blue collar" guys. he at least tells somewhat interesting stories during his act rather then hack jokes. he really isnt that awful.
I agree. His stories I can relate to. I can even stomach Bill Engvall. But Larry the Cable guy? Barf.
patsopinion
09-12-2008, 10:57 AM
I agree. His stories I can relate to. I can even stomach Bill Engvall. But Larry the Cable guy? Barf.
OH! OH!
Engvall!
Fuck YOU!
That Fucking Asshole!
His TV show might just be the most unfunny atrocity in the history of turner broadcasting, and they have nancy grace
nassue
09-12-2008, 11:00 AM
Never knew Ron White was a stoner. I like him even more now.
fucking a
he is the only funny one of the blue collar guys and most of his stories are late night drunken antics of course he samples the "wacky tobaccy"
Sue_Bender
09-12-2008, 11:00 AM
OH! OH!
Engvall!
Fuck YOU!
That Fucking Asshole!
His TV show might just be the most unfunny atrocity in the history of turner broadcasting, and they have nancy grace
QFT.
DolaMight
09-12-2008, 11:18 AM
meanwhile Johnny "cole slaw" Black is still on the loose...
and Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones remains elusive
http://caentertainment.com/bios/Hamburgsmall1.jpg
HHHAAAMM - BBBUURRRGGGEEERR!!!!!
KatPw
09-12-2008, 12:08 PM
OH! OH!
Engvall!
Fuck YOU!
That Fucking Asshole!
His TV show might just be the most unfunny atrocity in the history of turner broadcasting, and they have nancy grace
His TV show looked like garbage. From the commercials I did see for it, all I thought was "wholesome family sitcom from the 80's, that one would find on the PAX channel now".
patsopinion
09-12-2008, 12:44 PM
His TV show looked like garbage. From the commercials I did see for it, all I thought was "wholesome family sitcom from the 80's, that one would find on the PAX channel now".
its like someone punching you in the nuts with 40 year old marrige/family jokes
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-12-2008, 12:52 PM
Wow-- no assault and battery, no resisting arrest. He's mellowing as he gets older.
King Hippos Bandaid
09-12-2008, 01:30 PM
the only funny one of that silly blue collar garbage
he will find a way to make us laugh from this
fucking a
he is the only funny one of the blue collar guys and most of his stories are late night drunken antics of course he samples the "wacky tobaccy"
the only funny one of that silly blue collar garbage
he will find a way to make us laugh from this
QFT, the only Blue Collar Comedian I think has a passion for what he does.
TheMojoPin
09-12-2008, 01:44 PM
the only funny one of that silly blue collar garbage
he will find a way to make us laugh from this
Quiet, "Taters by the ton."
ahhdurr
09-14-2008, 11:55 AM
I'm a fan. But the only thing I know from him is that story. I've told it to people... not as well.
Bang up delivery.
Lady Resin
09-14-2008, 02:34 PM
Awwww, I usually can't bear hayseeds, but he is one funny guy.
Bob Impact
09-14-2008, 02:37 PM
OH! OH!
Engvall!
Fuck YOU!
That Fucking Asshole!
His TV show might just be the most unfunny atrocity in the history of turner broadcasting, and they have nancy grace
:clap:
Tall_James
09-14-2008, 03:28 PM
I actually like him. Larry the Cable Guy can suck a fat one though.
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