Dirty Mind

[Furtherman]

I was on the phone with Mother and she said "Hanna came and Ivan is coming", and I laughed. She asked what was so funny I said "the weather".

[donnie_darko]

i like the casual tone you used in this post, not as if you're speaking to a message board of strangers, but as if we're all part of your family.

"speaking with mother"

as if she is all our "mother"

i like seeing sentiments like this as we remember 9/11.

(hugs)

[RAAMONE]

in 7th grade...

my science teacher had this habit of shaking chalk in his hand in a manner that it looked like he was jerking off...one day he asked us to turn to page 69 and my friend looked at me like he had the greatest idea in the world so he proceeded to keep asking him what page number as if he couldnt hear him

i sat there and watched my teacher (unknowingly) repeatedly saying 69 while jerking off in front of the classroom

it still remains one of the funniest things i've ever seen

edit: oh...and he looked like chuck norris which of course added to the hilarity

[LaBoob]

I fight the urge to giggle when people use the word "duty"... especially when they say they're "on duty".

[Sue_Bender]

I tend to giggle a bit when people tell me that my cunt stinks.



It's a long story, but it always gets me smiling. :happy:

[Contra]

Your cunt stinks!

[Sue_Bender]

Your cunt stinks!



:happy:

:smile:




:lol::lol:

[JerseyRich]

People sometimes call me "Dick"

For obvious namesake reasons.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

People sometimes call me "Dick"

For obvious namesake reasons.

or because you are a prick


by the way how about dem yanks

[jennysmurf]

My mind is pemanently in the gutter--in the nicest possible way, of course.

[Chigworthy]

The moon is in the gutter.

[jennysmurf]

Heh, heh. You said "moon."

[joethebartender]

I had a professor that sounded like Kahn, the Laotian neighbor from "king of the hill", and he was teaching a section on economic forecasting.

To cut to the chase... he used to sound like he was saying "that is not in the fuck-ass" or..."let us now look at our fuck-ass". I was the only one that couldn't take it. I used to have to leave the room if he tried to say "forecast" a few times in a row.

[PapaBear]

My nuts weigh three pounds. It says so right on the bag.

[ahhdurr]

in 7th grade...

my science teacher had this habit of shaking chalk in his hand in a manner that it looked like he was jerking off...one day he asked us to turn to page 69 and my friend looked at me like he had the greatest idea in the world so he proceeded to keep asking him what page number as if he couldnt hear him

i sat there and watched my teacher (unknowingly) repeatedly saying 69 while jerking off in front of the classroom

it still remains one of the funniest things i've ever seen

edit: oh...and he looked like chuck norris which of course added to the hilarity

Chuck Norris could eat 69 soup while jerking off with chalk?
If you had 69 dollars and Chuck Norris had 69 dollars... Chuck Norris is still jerking off in front of the classroom with chalk.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror to jerk off with chalk, his reflection is initmidated.

[ahhdurr]

That AC/DC song with ... I've got big balls

My balls are always bouncing
Everyone comes and comes again...

I know he's just trying to explain how awesome(!) his Cotillions are, but I can't help noticing the double entendre there.

[PapaBear]

That AC/DC song with ... I've got big balls

My balls are always bouncing
Everyone comes and comes again...

I know he's just trying to explain how awesome(!) his Cotillions are, but I can't help noticing the double entendre there.
Maybe it's just me, but I always thought there was some sort of hidden meaning when Steven Tyler sang about his big 10 inch.

[ahhdurr]

Maybe it's just me, but I always thought there was some sort of hidden meaning when Steven Tyler sang about his big 10 inch.

Yeah - and what about having "the right key baby but the wrong keyhole?":smoke:

[PapaBear]

I'm starting to think the entire genre of rock music is intended to plant nasty images in the minds of impressionable children.

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[ahhdurr]

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started digging around... this cracked me up a little... that young MILF Gilmour Mom.. rowrrr. So dyerty!

[ANC]

I always have to hold back a laugh especially in the office or in meetings. In this industry the following terms are legitimate but make me chuckle:

"This guy needs to drop his load and he's been waiting for a while"
"Stinky Box"
"Dirty Box"