Delaware Is Better Than You

[DiabloSammich]

Homestate of Smilin' Joe Biden, your new political savior.

University of Delaware standout Joe Flacco, leads the Ravens to the win, and will undoubtedly win the Super Bowl.


We have no sales tax.


We have all your money, and we are wiping our asses with it.



Annnnnnnd, cue the haterzzzz.......

[K.C.]

Homestate of Smilin' Joe Biden, your new political savior.

University of Delaware standout Joe Flacco, leads the Ravens to the win, and will undoubtedly win the Super Bowl.


We have no sales tax.


We have all your money, and we are wiping our asses with it.



Annnnnnnd, cue the haterzzzz.......


Agreed on all counts.



http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/04/Rocky.jpg

http://www.siue.edu/~sblythe/img/blue_hen.gif

[K.C.]

http://www.raidersonline.org/images/richgannon.jpg

http://www.wwedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mark_henry.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/features/theysaid/080414/kathie_lee_gifford300.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.bluerocks.com/images/celery-showboating.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ewww

I thought Delaware was a subburb in PA, they are actually a State



you also have no pro teams, not important enough

enjoy your minor league nascar, harness racing and your lovely water gap


I live in the best city in the world

just in the worst borough

[disneyspy]

Top Ten Good Things To Come Out Of Delaware
10Valerie Bertinelli
9 that blonde chick
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1dogfish head

[K.C.]

http://www.lawrenceyerkes.com/images/DelMemorialBridge.jpg

http://www.interstate-guide.com/images251/i-295_de_st_02.jpg

http://www.uoworks.com/articles/172articlepics/Rehoboth-boardwalk113873.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.connietalk.com/valerie_bertinelli_losing_it.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1161/758522014_bbf4323819.jpg




Did I mention we were the FIRST state?


Suck on that.

[K.C.]

I live in the best city in the world


You live in Wilmington??


http://trolleysquareusa.com/photos/Photo011.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

You live in Wilmington??



I always pictured him more of a Rehoboth type of guy.



that means he's gay. Get it?

[disneyspy]

http://www.connietalk.com/valerie_bertinelli_losing_it.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1161/758522014_bbf4323819.jpg




Did I mention we were the FIRST state?


Suck on that.

your mod quote has me confused.but it does look like a nice place to visit,and ill edit my top 10 so i can put val bertinelli on it

[DiabloSammich]

your mod quote has me confused.but it does look like a nice place to visit,and ill edit my top 10 so i can put val bertinelli on it



That's the problem with mod quotes, disney. The fascists get you when you least expect it.


And stick with me and K.C. We'll have that top 10 filled in no time.

[K.C.]

Here's #1

http://duckbrown.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/dogfish11.jpg

[disneyspy]

thats 3

[DiabloSammich]

Remember the chick they weren't gonna allow to compete in the Miss USA because she kept getting busted drunk driving?



http://media.santabanta.com/gal/ma2005/contestants/delaware1.jpg
Sheena Benton, Miss Delaware 2005


Drunk Miss USA contestants. Score!

[MisterSmith]

No its not. My ex-wife was from Delaware. Sorry, but that whore gives the whole state a bad name. :furious:

[Kevin]

Remember the chick they weren't gonna allow to compete in the Miss USA because she kept getting busted drunk driving?



http://media.santabanta.com/gal/ma2005/contestants/delaware1.jpg
Sheena Benton, Miss Delaware 2005


Drunk Miss USA contestants. Score!

I will negate everything you have said, by just uttering one word..

































Fandick...


lock this nonsense up.

[scottinnj]

I would say something insulting about Delaware, like equating it to an AIDS infected hooker with leaking breast implants, but I can't.

I am a resident of New Jersey.

[disneyspy]

TOP TEN GOOD THINGS TO COME OUT OF DELAWARE(cant edit that post anymo)
10 VALERIE BERTINELLI
9 THAT BLONDE CHIC
8 DRINKY DRIVEY MISS DEL 05
7
6
5
4
3
2
1 DOG HEAD FISH

[Hottub]

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[disneyspy]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,if i knew how to do the r&f.net LOTD id have a nomminee

[A.J.]

Fuck your ridiculous tolls and state police speed traps.

[ahhdurr]

Delaware - we're 37 square miles of fun!

Delaware - name a STAR after someone!
From Wikipedia:
the legislature adopted the Delaware Diamond, the first star on the International Star Registry to be registered to an American state.

Delaware - we stink.

[drjoek]

'Delaware'
anagrams to
'Lewd area.'

[IMSlacker]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/GeorgeThorogood.JPG

[yojimbo7248]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/features/theysaid/080414/kathie_lee_gifford300.jpg[/QUOTE]

What happened to her face?

[K.C.]

$3 packs of cigarettes!

Delaware FTW!

[disneyspy]

#5 3 buck cigs

#2 DS & KC

[DiabloSammich]

If it wasn't for Delaware supplying over 4,000,000 barrels of gunpowder to the government for the Civil War, the south would have won.

[Coach]

Dover, Delaware...the city that means well.
Delaware...where all the credit card bills come from..Joy
Delaware...the state where a VP candidate can plagerize. then do it again.

[Coach]

If it wasn't for Delaware supplying over 4,000,000 barrels of gunpowder to the government for the Civil War, the south would have won. umm actually, it was for all the women in gettysburg saving their pee...but that is a minor technicality.

[K.C.]

If it wasn't for Delaware supplying over 4,000,000 barrels of gunpowder to the government for the Civil War, the south would have won.

Plus we invented the flip-flop.

Joined the North, but kept the slaves....talk about straddling the fence.

[disneyspy]

If it wasn't for Delaware supplying over 4,000,000 barrels of gunpowder to the government for the Civil War, the south would have won.

after hearin todays show im not so sure that was a good thing

not gonna make my list

[Bossanova]

I would rather read all 11,000 posts frm Hippo than enter that fucking state again. Its sad that the Fandick show is the best thing the Deleware has put out in the last year

[K.C.]

I would rather read all 11,000 posts frm Hippo than enter that fucking state again. Its sad that the Fandick show is the best thing the Deleware has put out in the last year

Bite your tongue!

NOBODY wants to read Hippo posts!

[Bossanova]

Bite your tongue!

NOBODY wants to read Hippo posts!

HAHA! Thats how serious i am sir

[Furtherman]

What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

[DiabloSammich]

I would rather read all 11,000 posts frm Hippo than enter that fucking state again. Its sad that the Fandick show is the best thing the Deleware has put out in the last year


Where do you live again?

[Bossanova]

Where do you live again?

The greatest state of all. New Jersy! You don't believe me, throw in an awful Bruce Springsteen album

[K.C.]

The greatest state of all. New Jersy! You don't believe me, throw in an awful Bruce Springsteen album

Jealousyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Night and day you....torture meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


I'd be pissed too if I had to look at that Delawarean Paradise just across the river.

[DiabloSammich]

The greatest state of all. New Jersy! You don't believe me, throw in an awful Bruce Springsteen album


I'm sorry you got treated so poorly down here, but these folks tend to look down on people who can't manage to walk into their place without blowing their foot apart on a screen door.

Come on back. I swear things will be different.

[Bossanova]

Jealousyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Night and day you....torture meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


I'd be pissed too if I had to look at that Delawarean Paradise just across the river.

I wish there was a Deleware Phillies thread so I could spout out my knowledge of the shit state you clowns love so much. Just wait, if i get drunk enough, I may still turn this into that

[Bossanova]

I'm sorry you got treated so poorly down here, but these folks tend to look down on people who can't manage to walk into their place without blowing their foot apart on a screen door.

Come on back. I swear things will be different.

HAHA, wow even I forgot about that. Go back for what reason, othen than courting you?

[DiabloSammich]

HAHA, wow even I forgot about that. Go back for what reason, othen than courting you?



What other reason do you need?


I'll show you all the beauty this state has to offer, from Claymont to Fenwick, Magnolia to New Castle.


You know what they say...."Once you go Delaware, you never go Anywhere....else."

We're still working on that one.

[Bossanova]

What other reason do you need?


I'll show you all the beauty this state has to offer, from Claymont to Fenwick, Magnolia to New Castle.


You know what they say...."Once you go Delaware, you never go Anywhere....else."

We're still working on that one.

Ok, but do you freaks call it soda or pop?

[K.C.]

I wish there was a Deleware Phillies thread so I could spout out my knowledge of the shit state you clowns love so much. Just wait, if i get drunk enough, I may still turn this into that

Please!

Take your gay Governor, and your high taxes, and your garbage/seaweed hybrid smell that dominates the Southern part of the state, and your inability to pump your own gas, because the water from that floating cesspool of trash you call the Jersey Shore has contaminated your brains and created a state of mongoloid, and stay on your side of the river!!

[Bossanova]

Please!

Take your gay Governor, and your high taxes, and your garbage/seaweed hybrid smell that dominates the Southern part of the state, and your inability to pump your own gas, because that floating cesspool of trash you call the Jersey Shore has contaminated your brains and created a state of mongoloid, and stay on your side of the river!!

Gay gov. was sooooo three years ago. We dont pump gas because we are fancy, and we consider suth Jersye philly so that doesnt hurt my feelings either. The only place it stinks is where the fucking giants play and well that could be coincidental but I doubt it. What else you got

[DiabloSammich]

Ok, but do you freaks call it soda or pop?



Like a Pepsi? Soda.


Pop is what we call heroin.


And do something with Salem Nuclear, will you? You're fucking up the view from Augustine Beach.

[DiabloSammich]

Gay gov. was sooooo three years ago. We dont pump gas because we are fancy, and we consider suth Jersye philly so that doesnt hurt my feelings either. The only place it stinks is where the fucking giants play and well that could be coincidental but I doubt it. What else you got



So....you're admitting that all of Jersey sucks except the 100 square feet around your house?

[Bossanova]

Like a Pepsi? Soda.


Pop is what we call heroin.


And do something with Salem Nuclear, will you? You're fucking up the view from Augustine Beach.

Please, that is just one of 13 magical plants that we have. Enjoy the glorious sight of nuclear waste friend. Don't your cops wear brown? Yeah Faggots

[Bossanova]

So....you're admitting that all of Jersey sucks except the 100 square feet around your house?

I tink no matter where I go sucks except the 100 foot barrier

[DiabloSammich]

Please, that is just one of 13 magical plants that we have. Enjoy the glorious sight of nuclear waste friend. Don't your cops wear brown? Yeah Faggots


No they wear blue, and drive all brand new cars, and have a brand new headquarters, and donates money to all the citizens of the state, and they do it all with the money they get from the fucking horrible drivers from New Jersey.

[DiabloSammich]

I tink no matter where I go sucks except the 100 foot barrier



We might be finding some common ground.

[Bossanova]

We might be finding some common ground.

HAHA! and I know at least one cocksucker down there wore brown, because I am one of those asshole drivers that paid for something down there with your bu
llshit 55 speed limits

[Hottub]

HAHA! and I know at least one cocksucker down there wore brown, because I am one of those asshole drivers that paid for something down there with your bu
llshit 55 speed limits

Dude, if UPS pulls you over, you don't have to pay them.

[K.C.]

Camden.



I think that ends the New Jersey vs. Delaware debate.

[Hottub]

Camden.



I think that ends the New Jersey vs. Delaware debate.

Camden belongs in the dumpster behind the clinic.
I thought we gave that to Philly?

[K.C.]

And in about another two years or so, they'll be opening Sportsbooks at Delaware Park and Dover Downs.

Soon to be the only place East of the Rockies you can sit in a bar, watch a football game, and legally bet on it.

[Bossanova]

Camden belongs in the dumpster behind the clinic.
I thought we gave that to Philly?

Camden has been Philly's for a while.

[DiabloSammich]

Dude, if UPS pulls you over, you don't have to pay them.



I don't know how to cross post over to the RF LOTD, but this gets my vote.

Well done, hard rocker.

[Bossanova]

I don't know how to cross post over to the RF LOTD, but this gets my vote.

Well done, hard rocker.

ok, im not that much of a drunk to think they would pull me over. All of Deleware now sucks cock.

[El Mudo]

If it wasn't for Delaware supplying over 4,000,000 barrels of gunpowder to the government for the Civil War, the south would have won.

Gotta love the DuPonts (Henry won the Medal of Honor at Cedar Creek)


Delaware Is Better Than You


Your football team isnt

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/7ca6ad4f-5319-4dd2-ae05-1bc91d3cdc52.jpg

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/b090e2e8-cb59-460d-9ed2-7f160bf9a8e8.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Gotta love the DuPonts (Henry won the Medal of Honor at Cedar Creek)





Your football team isnt

[G]



I forget, what NFL team is Chris Turner starting for this year?


Ohhh, sooorrry.


Feast upon the future of the NFL....

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/don_banks/05/02/movers/t1-flacco.jpg

[scottinnj]

Delaware is best at designing the country's shittiest looking license plates.


You suck, Delaware.

[DiabloSammich]

You see, scott, the trick is to create an ugly plate.....

http://www.netstate.com/states/links/images/de_license_plate.jpg

and then charge extra if you want to buy the porcelain black and white tags...

http://www.licensepl8s.com/other/deporcd.JPG


Those blue and yellow plates are for common street trash.

You people wish you had black and white tags.

[RhinoinMN]

You see, scott, the trick is to create an ugly plate.....

http://www.netstate.com/states/links/images/de_license_plate.jpg

and then charge extra if you want to buy the porcelain black and white tags...

http://www.licensepl8s.com/other/deporcd.JPG


Those blue and yellow plates are for common street trash.

You people wish you had black and white fags.


Delaware. Why so cheap? Why so gay?

[scottinnj]

http://www.netstate.com/states/links/images/de_license_plate.jpg

That is just God Awful


http://www.licensepl8s.com/other/deporcd.JPG


And THAT is Delaware's "lipstick on a pig"

Hideous.

[DiabloSammich]

That is just God Awful





And THAT is Delaware's "lipstick on a pig"

Hideous.



Did you just call Sarah Palin a pig?


ALERT THE MEDIA!!!! COPY, PASTE, COPY, PASTE!!!!!!

[scottinnj]

Blind CC, Blind CC!

http://blaugh.com/cartoons/061019_always_use_bcc.gif

[Bossanova]

Im about to go out to a bar and hit on whores from many states going to the local colleges. What does Del. have. Nothing but blue hens. And yes I am drunk and this makes no sense. Fuck off

[Tall_James]

"Delaware...we say "Newark" the RIGHT way"

[DiabloSammich]

Im about to go out to a bar and hit on whores from many states going to the local colleges. What does Del. have. Nothing but blue hens. And yes I am drunk and this makes no sense. Fuck off



Yes, we export our pigs to your local Jersey colleges. Good luck with that.

[Bossanova]

Yes, we export our pigs to your local Jersey colleges. Good luck with that.

Not where I am sir. These colleges are too smart and way too expensive for the likes of the commoners of Deleware

[Tall_James]

These colleges are too smart and way too expensive for the likes of the commoners of Deleware

Too smart? Yikes.

[DiabloSammich]

Not where I am sir. These colleges are too smart and way too expensive for the likes of the commoners of Deleware



You're gonna SO score tonight.

[Bossanova]

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage

So sad that all of your local news is from other states

[Bossanova]

Too smart? Yikes.

HAHA! I didnt say I attended these schools

[epo]

Not where I am sir. These colleges are too smart and way too expensive for the likes of the commoners of Delaware

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do

[Bossanova]

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do

epo knows me, and is a wise man

[Tall_James]

New slogan:

"Delaware...Fuck you Maryland & Virginia - DelMarVa begins with US!"

[ChimneyFish]

Delaware's tax - good

Everthing else in Delaware - no good

[El Mudo]

I forget, what NFL team is Chris Turner starting for this year?


Ohhh, sooorrry.


Feast upon the future of the NFL....

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/don_banks/05/02/movers/t1-flacco.jpg





Yeah but who's protecting Joe Flacco?


Oh yeah....this guy...

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/28/PH2007062802216.jpg

[K.C.]

Yes, we export our pigs to your local Jersey colleges. Good luck with that.

Agreed.

As someone who finished up my tenure at UD last year, I can say the quality of the trim on campus and around Newark...A++++++

[Knowledged_one]

Agreed.

As someone who finished up my tenure at UD last year, I can say the quality of the trim on campus and around Newark...A++++++

thats because they import the sluts from New Jersey

[Knowledged_one]

and another one to add to teh top 10 lists

http://www.cnn.com/US/9702/25/dupont.verdict/reax.html

You can kill olympic athletes if you are rich

also John Taylor went to Del State

[Knowledged_one]

Yeah but who's protecting Joe Flacco?


Oh yeah....this guy...

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/28/PH2007062802216.jpg

Using a bad MD OLine man to protect a bad UD QB i think the situation just cancels out

[DiabloSammich]

and another one to add to teh top 10 lists

http://www.cnn.com/US/9702/25/dupont.verdict/reax.html

You can kill olympic athletes if you are rich

also John Taylor went to Del State



HAHA! I completely forgot about this asshole!

The duPonts are a wacky, wacky bunch.

[SinA]

I wish that I was on the porch at the Deer Park.



If you go to Wilmington Trust on Market Street, say hi to my mom.

[Bossanova]

They host b rate wrestling tournaments in the back of bars in Delaware. So trashy

[ahhdurr]

Camden.



I think that ends the New Jersey vs. Delaware debate.

Jersey FTW?:huh:

[cougarjake13]

i bowled in a tournament once in delaware

[Doctor Z]

I heard once that there was a grown man in Delaware who still had all his original teeth.

[K.C.]

I heard once that there was a grown man in Southern Delaware who still had all his original teeth.

Fixed that for you.

Draw a line through the middle of the state and it's basically akin to Philadelphia vs. Alabama.


http://iz.carnegiemnh.org/crayfish/images/delaware.jpg

[Jughead]

HA HA HA DOVER HAS A NASCAR RACE!!!!!...Wait...:sad:

[K.C.]

HA HA HA DOVER HAS A NASCAR RACE!!!!!...Wait...:sad:

We prefer 'hayseed convention.'

We Northerners hate it. They shut down half the fucking state with the influx of NASCAR fans.

[Jughead]

We prefer 'hayseed convention.'

We Northerners hate it. They shut down half the fucking state with the influx of NASCAR fans.

Ha ha you are a hayseed State..We have no racing here in the Hoosier State..Just museums and charity events... :lol:..Oh and we have a dome for the handicapped...:smile:

[Ritalin]

We prefer 'hayseed convention.'

We Northerners hate it. They shut down half the fucking state with the influx of NASCAR fans.

Seriously, how hard can it be to shut down half that state?

I think a go kart race could do the trick.

[El Mudo]

I once shot a man in Delaware just to watch him die

[DiabloSammich]

Ahhh, this brings back some memories.

What I can remember, that is. It's COPS, only in Dewey Beach. Good times.


http://www.trutv.com/shows/surf_and_rescue/index.html

[Freakshow]

and another one to add to teh top 10 lists

http://www.cnn.com/US/9702/25/dupont.verdict/reax.html

You can kill olympic athletes if you are rich

also John Taylor went to Del State

Didn't DarKarian McCants go there too...

[K.C.]

http://www.kopictureshow.com/FightClub1999.jpg

[ralphbxny]

I go to DE two or three times a month for work and I like the fact you get Baltimore and Philly sports. Gives me things to do at night!!

[DiabloSammich]

Homestate of Smilin' Joe Biden, your new political savior.

University of Delaware standout Joe Flacco, leads the Ravens to the win, and will undoubtedly win the Super Bowl.


We have no sales tax.


We have all your money, and we are wiping our asses with it.



Annnnnnnd, cue the haterzzzz.......



http://skylarsraiders.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/joe.jpg





I tried warning you goddamn people, but you all laughed, while Delaware slowly started taking over the world. Now who's laughing? ME!!

And K.C.

And WampusCrandle....he's ticklish.

[Tallman388]

The only thing holding DE back is memories of Tom Capano.
But a nice Dogish Head 90 minute IPA washes that right off the books.