Hippo's Lox/Snoogans' Lock of the Day!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

So much people think I am a Jinx and will bet the opposite.


Lets track it......


Ask for my pick on any of the Major 4 Sports teams and I will give you my lock.


Lets see if i am as bad as you think.....



Tonight Baseball:

My Lock is Tampa Bay over the Red Sox

the Rays are due for a win and a win at Fenway , and with Kazmir, they get the job done

[Knowledged_one]

I liked it better when it was bet against cakes

but hippo works i guess

[DiabloSammich]

With no professional training, how many McRibs could you eat in one sitting?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

With no professional training, how many McRibs could you eat in one sitting?

14 if I had lunch

19 if I did not eat

[Marc with a c]

why would you do this to yourself?

[Freakshow]

I liked it better when it was bet against cakes

but hippo works i guess

i prefer bet against snakes.

[Kevin]

nevermind

[K.C.]

i prefer bet against snakes.

Snakes?! AHHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/uploads/1/AndreTheGiant014.jpg

[IMSlacker]

Why are you ripping off DarkHippie's gimmick (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62079)?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why would you do this to yourself?



good question


A: to prove I can pick sports

B: Glutton for punishmnet

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Why are you ripping off DarkHippie's gimmick (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62079)?

because you need a sober point of view

this is SPORTS only

it is in the Sports thread people

[disneyspy]

what are the 4 major sports teams?and remember,no talkin bout da cowboys or so help me...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what are the 4 major sports teams?and remember,no talkin bout da cowboys or so help me...


fuck the cowboys

I hope they become 19-0 , how bout that, i also wish good health to TO and Romo


Football , Baseball, Basketball, Hockey

[Snoogans]

So much people think I am a Jinx and will bet the opposite.


Lets track it......


Ask for my pick on any of the Major 4 Sports teams and I will give you my lock.


Lets see if i am as bad as you think.....



Tonight Baseball:

My Lock is Tampa Bay over the Red Sox

the Rays are due for a win and a win at Fenway , and with Kazmir, they get the job done

we cant ask you. We have to wait for you to volunteer the info, like this info.

[MagillaGorillaz]

fuck the cowboys

Who's Fucking the Cowboys?

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/jessica-simpson-cowboys-game.jpg

[Snoogans]

hippos i got a good idea for this thread

we wont ask you any games, just if someone is wondering, ask him the sport. Say what is your lock tonight in baseball, and then let him choose

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hippos i got a good idea for this thread

we wont ask you any games, just if someone is wondering, ask him the sport. Say what is your lock tonight in baseball, and then let him choose


thats fine

ill also attempt College Football even though I am not that savvy

Also I will be giving my locks of the day, when I feel like

[disneyspy]

Who's Fucking the Cowboys?

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/jessica-simpson-cowboys-game.jpg

aw fuck,2 jinxes.hippos what do you think the red wings chances of repeatin this year?im just gonna throw it out there 1.Cowboys 2.Red Wings 3.Tigers 4.Pistons/my fav 4 in order,what are they gonna do this year?tiger game tonite?

[IMSlacker]

Hippos, who do you predict will be the Bears' opponent in the Superbowl?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippos, who do you predict will be the Bears' opponent in the Superbowl?


Here it is, you have no WRs, an unproven RB, a scrubby QB a good TE

and a OK defense who took advantage of a non prepared Colt team



But a weak schedule and a sub par conference where either GB MN or CHI can take it and make the Divisional Playoffs

You May face a team in the Superbowl like the Pats or Steelers

[disneyspy]

tigers off to a quick lead over the As...

will more than one team from the NFC norris division make the playoffs?

[DiabloSammich]

Hippo, who will face Delaware's own, Joe Flacco in the Super Bowl?


I'll hang up and listen to your response.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippo, who will face Delaware's own, Joe Flacco in the Super Bowl?


I'll hang up and listen to your response.



Falcons - Ravens bank it

2 first place teams

[OGC]

what are the 4 major sports teams?and remember,no talkin bout da cowboys or so help me...



Football , Baseball, Basketball, Hockey


I hate to be a stickler but those aren't sports teams, they are sports.

[disneyspy]

Falcons - Ravens bank it

2 first place teams

hippos is ignorin me,so ill talk to da other DS,youre so screwed

[DiabloSammich]

hippos is ignorin me,so ill talk to da other DS,youre so screwed


Here's the beauty, disney. Nothing he says ever matters one way or another.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hate to be a stickler but those aren't sports teams, they are sports.


I meant 4 major sports

Here's the beauty, disney. Nothing he says ever matters one way or another.

oh it matters, its in your head, I see you are trying to hurt me since I dissed Delaware

hippos is ignorin me,so ill talk to da other DS,youre so screwed

sorry pal, missed your question

I think the Vikings will win the Norris

[OGC]

hippos is ignorin me,so ill talk to da other DS,youre so screwed


How come you get such a good modquote ?

[disneyspy]

How come you get such a good modquote ?


i kiss ass

[Snoogans]

It doesnt work when you ask hippo. He has to feel it himself. So for today, his only real pick was Tampa over Boston. All the others were solicited

[led37zep]

ill also attempt College Football even though I am not that savvy



Stay away from the Pac-10 till you're called upon.

[Snoogans]

thanks to Papelbon, this hippos baseball jinx is dead. Good thing he really is the football king. Cuase thats all we have left

[TheMojoPin]

Prepare for the ban hammer, big man.

[Snoogans]

Prepare for the ban hammer, big man.

oh yea thats right. He also said the cubs would rock loshe and take this game even though he didnt want it. Since he thought it, it has to be right

[IMSlacker]

If Hippos gets banned, how will we get tomorrow's "locks"?

[Snoogans]

If Hippos gets banned, how will we get tomorrow's "locks"?

as long as he is unbanned before weekend football, baseball isnt as important

[TheMojoPin]

Someone should post them for him.

[Snoogans]

Someone should post them for him.

but we can ask him
hopefully he just IMs me the shit he thinks
and ill post it

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I was forced into a pick Cubs Cards by Snoogs


My Lock was Correct, once i learn football, I will make you fools money

[drjoek]

So much people think I am a Jinx and will bet the opposite.


Lets track it......


Ask for my pick on any of the Major 4 Sports teams and I will give you my lock.


Lets see if i am as bad as you think.....



Tonight Baseball:

My Lock is Tampa Bay over the Red Sox

the Rays are due for a win and a win at Fenway , and with Kazmir, they get the job done



Final 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E

Tampa Bay 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 5 12 1

Boston 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 4 6 0


WP: D. Wheeler (4-5) S: T. Percival (28)
LP: J. Papelbon (5-4)

FUCKING JINXY NO MORE

[Jughead]

Someone should post them for him.
:devil2:

[jauble]

Ban him...ban him now.

[Snoogans]

Final 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E

Tampa Bay 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 5 12 1

Boston 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 4 6 0


WP: D. Wheeler (4-5) S: T. Percival (28)
LP: J. Papelbon (5-4)

FUCKING JINXY NO MORE

not true:

just tell me what you think of the cardinals tonight at home vs the cubs

the Cubs clobber Lohse

Id say the Cubs should win, but I need Ludwick and Molina to hit

Cards win 4-3. So far, at least for me, going against jinxy is 4-1. And the one loss took Jonathan Papelbon blowing a save for him to actually get one right. Im still gonna ride him. 80%+ is better then anyone who picks games

[TheMojoPin]

GodDAMN, I fucking hate you.

[Marc with a c]

sweet. good deal mojo

[Snoogans]

ill do my best to keep bringing you guys the goodness while he is banned

[King Hippos Crown]

Banning me for giving sports advice

some mod got to step in

[Jughead]

http://biomath.ugent.be/~hv/gif/far_side.bacon_eggs.jpg

[Snoogans]

Banning me for giving sports advice

some mod got to step in

Just IM me your locks if you cant post them yourself

[jauble]

Banning me for giving sports advice

some mod got to step in

You dont give sports advice, you carry the sickle and bring the icy cold touch of sports death. I support the banning.

[IamFogHat]

Why do people I like always get banned when I'm too drunk or lazy to read the thread as to why?

[IMSlacker]

Oddly enough, a Hippos banning takes a little bit of the sting out of another Cubs loss. Or maybe I'm just numb.

[Snoogans]

Why do people I like always get banned when I'm too drunk or lazy to read the thread as to why?

Hippos predicted the cubs were gonna win. So Mojo told him if he jinxed it he is banned

Cubs didnt win

[jauble]

Oddly enough, a Hippos banning takes a little bit of the sting out of another Cubs loss. Or maybe I'm just numb.

Thats a little of column A and little of column b situation.

[King Hippos Crown]

Hippo's Lock of the Day

Milwaukee with Sabathia pwning the Reds, don't expect this to be close

[IMSlacker]

Hippo's Lock of the Day

Milwaukee with Sabathia pwning the Reds, don't expect this to be close

Take that, epo!

[Bossanova]

Hippo all of this trying to redeem your self with picks is cute, but DO NOT fucking speak on the Mets. Don't fucking chance it Jinxy!

[hammersavage]

If you even think about David Wright, I will attack all of Staten Island.

[King Hippos Crown]

Hippo all of this trying to redeem your self with picks is cute, but DO NOT fucking speak on the Mets. Don't fucking chance it Jinxy!

all I know is that the Eagles looked great and I picked L.J Smith and Desean Jackson in my Fantasy Leagues and expect gr8 things from them

I also feel that Mcnabb will be perfectly healthy throughout the year



PS: I have no opinion on the Mets and how they will do

[Bossanova]

all I know is that the Eagles looked great and I picked L.J Smith and Desean Jackson in my Fantasy Leagues and expect gr8 things from them

I also feel that Mcnabb will be perfectly healthy throughout the year



PS: I have no opinion on the Mets and how they will do

Well thats great. McNabb goes down Monday night with a season ending knee injury. Thanks

[IMSlacker]

Are there any mods who are Eagles fans?

[Bossanova]

Are there any mods who are Eagles fans?

There are barely any posters that are Eagle fans.

[ronniebee]

Im an Eagles fan

[Bossanova]

mistake

Why most you smite me with your words

[King Hippos Crown]

Why most you smite me

I wish you good luck with your job , I see a raise and I think your car is running quite well I see no problems with your brakes or tires

[TheMojoPin]

Take that, epo!

But of course, King Hippo's Crown will turn out to be a reverse jinx.

That said, if the Brewers end up losing with CC on the mound, KHB is happily unbanned.

[IMSlacker]

I propose that Bossanova be given temporary mod status.

[Bossanova]

I wish you good luck with your job , I see a raise and I think your car is running quite well I see no problems with your brakes or tires

I hope you choke on a pork product sandwich at work and and the old couple buying a cruise from you can't help because they are still in shock tat you are under the age of 35

[Bossanova]

I propose that Bossanova be given temporary mod status.

HAHA! Thank you sir. If that happens you will be protected

[King Hippos Crown]

I am only wishing good things to you Boss


Back to Sports

I'm 1 for 1 in my Lock of the Day


For football Sunday i will hve 2 Locks (NFC and AFC)

[RhinoinMN]

all I know is that the Eagles looked great and I picked L.J Smith and Desean Jackson in my Fantasy Leagues and expect gr8 things from them

I also feel that Mcnabb will be perfectly healthy throughout the year



PS: I have no opinion on the Mets and how they will do

sonofabitch! I have Mcnabb in my fantasy league.

Might as well shop him now.

[Knowledged_one]

There are barely any posters that are Eagle fans.

there are barely any eagles fans on the planet

[TheMojoPin]

He's like the Typhoid Mary of sports picks!

[RhinoinMN]

Please pick Indy over Minnesota.

[King Hippos Crown]

Brewers win today

Ill be 2 for 2



Epo will be mailing me a thank you basket, you'll see

[TheMojoPin]

Brewers win today

Ill be 2 for 2



Epo will be mailing me a thank you basket, you'll see

That's what the Unabomber called his packages.

[Bossanova]

there are barely any eagles fans on the planet

Son of a bitch. At least our black QB is good. FACE

[A.J.]

But I'm a superstitious man -- and if some unlucky accident should befall my team, if Dice-K gets himself into a jam that results in runs, or if Pedroia can't bring in men in scoring position.....or if Papelbon blows a save -- then I'm going to blame some of the people in this thread. And that, I do not forgive.

[K.C.]

Brewers win today

Ill be 2 for 2



Epo will be mailing me a thank you basket, you'll see


Mets will win tonight, right Hippo?

[hammersavage]

Mets will win tonight, right Hippo?

Don't be tempted by this siren, Hippo. You're better than that.

[Snoogans]

I am only wishing good things to you Boss


Back to Sports

I'm 1 for 1 in my Lock of the Day


For football Sunday i will hve 2 Locks (NFC and AFC)

what about college

[Snoogans]

Hippo's Lock of the Day

Milwaukee with Sabathia pwning the Reds, don't expect this to be close

Im gonna bet Milwaukee in this game for 2 reasons.

1 I think we are ruining it by asking him so much.

2 I think its more football then baseball that he curses. If I'm wrong, its funny, and if I win, i win. Im not betting this really, just the cent sports thing today, so i dont care so much if he fucks me

[King Hippos Crown]

what about college


2 College Locks on Fri Night

but am not as knowledgeable


Im gonna bet Milwaukee in this game for 2 reasons.

1 I think we are ruining it by asking him so much.

2 I think its more football then baseball that he curses. If I'm wrong, its funny, and if I win, i win. Im not betting this really, just the cent sports thing today, so i dont care so much if he fucks me

after this Sunday, you sir will realize that week one was a Fluke

[disneyspy]

this thread is fun.i fucked myself last nite by postin here that the tigs were off to an early lead,they lost,lesson learned.hmmmm the tigs are losin to the As 5-2 in da 7th. see what im doin here....

[Knowledged_one]

Son of a bitch. At least our black QB is good. FACE

Oh you dont know i will take it OG style

http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/african/2000/1988_03b.jpg

He knows what its like to be a black quarterback not like Donovan McNabb (i mean his name isnt even black)

[King Hippos Crown]

is it racist to call Black QBs, Quarterblacks, I mean no harm by it, it makes me giggle

[Snoogans]

2 College Locks on Fri Night

but am not as knowledgeable




after this Sunday, you sir will realize that week one was a Fluke

Reds up 3-1 on Milwaukee after 5

[epo]

Hippo's Lock of the Day

Milwaukee with Sabathia pwning the Reds, don't expect this to be close

Down 3-1 to the Reds and Sabathia doesn't seem to have his good stuff today.

I hate you Hippo.

[King Hippos Crown]

at last I checked there are 9 innings in a game

[Knowledged_one]

is it racist to call Black QBs, Quarterblacks, I mean no harm by it, it makes me giggle

No but i believe Quarterblacks refer to teh QB's who are better known for their scrambling then their throwing ability.

Like Pat White is a quarterblack, warren moon is a quarterback

mike vick is a quarterblack

[IMSlacker]

Down 3-1 to the Reds and Sabathia doesn't seem to have his good stuff today.

I hate you Hippo.

I feel your pain.

[epo]

at last I checked there are 9 innings in a game

Down 3-2 in the 8th Hippo. If they lose this game, I shall be forced to hate.

[RhinoinMN]

Down 3-2 in the 8th Hippo. If they lose this game, I shall be forced to hate.

Forced? C'mon, I don't think it will be that difficult.

[disneyspy]

tigs lost,you cant double jinx yourself here,word to the wise

[King Hippos Crown]

Forced? C'mon, I don't think it will be that difficult.


hate is a strong word, I don't hate anyone here

[King Hippos Crown]

tigs lost,you cant double jinx yourself here,word to the wise


being a Tigers fan is a jinx on life

Detroit Sucks

[IMSlacker]

hate is a strong word, I don't hate anyone here

If that was true, you wouldn't insist on jinxing our sports teams.

[TheMojoPin]

Brewers tied it up.

If they win, Hippo, pick the Cubs for tonight. If the Cubs win, King Hippo's Bandaid will remain banned for life. All hail the anti-jinx, King Hippo's Crown.

[RhinoinMN]

Brewers tied it up.

If they win, Hippo, pick the Cubs for tonight. If the Cubs win, King Hippo's Bandaid will remain banned for life. All hail the anti-jinx, King Hippo's Crown.

Its a lose lose situation Hippo!

[TheMojoPin]

I'm not fucking around...you better pick the Cubs if the Brewers win, you sonuvaBEESH.

[King Hippos Crown]

If that was true, you wouldn't insist on jinxing our sports teams.


I've done nothing but voice my opinion, I dont hate any of you or your teams except Bossanova... I hope all goes well for him, I guarantee the Eagles will win the NFC East

[King Hippos Crown]

Cubs will beat the Cards tonight


Pujolis got lucky

[IMSlacker]

Cubs will beat the Cards tonight


Pujolis got lucky

Why!?!?!?!?!? The Brewers game isn't over yet.

[King Hippos Crown]

Brewers Win

epo, a apology is order


I am 2 for 2

Who wants to make money

Lox of the Day can help you

[TheMojoPin]

OK, Brewers won...time to turn that jinx-froen upside down.

If the Cubs lose tonight...I cannot be held accountable for my actions.

[epo]

Brewers Win

epo, a apology is order

I am 2 for 2

Who wants to make money

Lox of the Day can help you

I'm done hating you...for now.

[King Hippos Crown]

I'm done hating you...for now.


apology accepted.....

no hating or Ill sick Drunk Politics Randy on you

[epo]

apology accepted.....

no hating or Ill sick Drunk Politics Randy on you

How about a slab of bacon for your troubles?

http://content.nimanranch.com/images/catalog/products/large/390500-91-01.jpg

[King Hippos Crown]

How about a slab of bacon for your troubles?

http://content.nimanranch.com/images/catalog/products/large/390500-91-01.jpg


nice

I stay away from the Brewers and have no opinion on them


Lets go Twins, I hope all goes well for them and they win the AL Central

Im a twin, they have to win






yeah rhino, hate me, ooh im on the twins band wagon now

[RhinoinMN]

nice

I stay away from the Brewers and have no opinion on them


Lets go Twins, I hope all goes well for them and they win the AL Central

Im a twin, they have to win






yeah rhino, hate me, ooh im on the twins band wagon now

No hating necessary.

This Hippos Crown character is a modern day Nostradamus.

[King Hippos Crown]

No hating necessary.

This Hippos Crown character is a modern day Nostradamus.


well played

I dont hate the twins

[Earlshog]

No hating necessary.

This Hippos Crown character is a modern day Nostradamus.

Nostradmus or Nastradamus

[IMSlacker]

No hating necessary.

This Hippos Crown character is a modern day Nostradamus.

I reserving judgment.

[cougarjake13]

twins are fizzucked

[King Hippos Crown]

I think Tampa will be safe during the next month, i guarantee no Life Threatening Hurricanes come near Tampa

[cougarjake13]

I think Tampa will be safe during the next month, i guarantee no Life Threatening Hurricanes come near Tampa

now im fizzucked


well it was nice knowing you fine peoples of ronfez.net

[Snoogans]

Im gonna bet Milwaukee in this game for 2 reasons.

1 I think we are ruining it by asking him so much.

2 I think its more football then baseball that he curses. If I'm wrong, its funny, and if I win, i win. Im not betting this really, just the cent sports thing today, so i dont care so much if he fucks me

Looks like someone was dead on. YOU GUYS ARE ASKING HIM TOO MUCH

[Snoogans]

You guys cant ask him. Just let him do his thing on his own.


And also keep in mind, he is way bigger a jinx in football.

[Hottub]

USA v T&T qualifier match just started.

What's the Hippo line?

[Bossanova]

Snoogans is right. He fucks up all football picks and sucks at the NBA. But this thread si shit because he always stated his picks without anyone asking nor wanting to hear it. Asking throws it off.

[Snoogans]

USA v T&T qualifier match just started.

What's the Hippo line?

please. If he even has an opinion on that game he is a fag

[Snoogans]

Snoogans is right. He fucks up all football picks and sucks at the NBA. But this thread si shit because he always stated his picks without anyone asking nor wanting to hear it. Asking throws it off.

friday night he will post 2 college locks and saturdays he posts 2 NFL locks, those are on his own, those are the keys.

[Bossanova]

please. If he even has an opinion on that game he is a fag

I was thinking the same for the creep that mentioned the game

[Bossanova]

friday night he will post 2 college locks and saturdays he posts 2 NFL locks, those are on his own, those are the keys.

They are the only ones we pay attention to. And I think I speak for everyone. Lay the fuck off baseball Hippo

[IMSlacker]

Brewers tied it up.

If they win, Hippo, pick the Cubs for tonight. If the Cubs win, King Hippo's Bandaid will remain banned for life. All hail the anti-jinx, King Hippo's Crown.

Cubs will beat the Cards tonight


Pujolis got lucky

Lifetime banning for King Hippos Bandaid! Long live King Hippos Crown!

[King Hippos Crown]

Hippo's Lox of the Day...................


Get your brooms ready , The Minnesota Twin will be winning today and sweeping the lowly Royals. The Pitching match up is too strong Liriano vs Duckworth


The Twis want it more and will win the game...........

[IMSlacker]

2-2 in the 7th...

edit: bottom of the 9th. Still 2-2.

[RhinoinMN]

You better come through Hippo.

[IMSlacker]

Extra innings!

[IMSlacker]

Oh, Hippos. You're so lucky Rhino can't ban you.

[King Hippos Crown]

top of the order coming up for the twins, it aint over till its over

[Snoogans]

wow the shine is coming off this crown pretty quick

[disneyspy]

you said the lions were a lock,yo siggy lies my friend,yo siggy lies

[Snoogans]

you said the lions were a lock,yo siggy lies my friend,yo siggy lies

and the Raiders

[King Hippos Crown]

and the Raiders

that was king hippos bandaid

he is a totally different person


looks like i will be 2 for 3 66% ain't that bad

[Snoogans]

hippo you were right once on tampa and one oh milwaukee. You lost the raiders, the lions, the cubs the other day vs st louis, that one yankee game. LIES

[King Hippos Crown]

hippo you were right once on tampa and one oh milwaukee. You lost the raiders, the lions, the cubs the other day vs st louis, that one yankee game. LIES


this is my record during this thread

dude im like 10 for 3000000 in my life

[disneyspy]

2 for 10,LIAR!

[IMSlacker]

It's over. Down goes Hippos Crown! Down goes Hippos Crown!

[King Hippos Crown]

sorry Minnesota


but I am now 2 for 3 in the ask Hippo thread


tune in tomorrow

we got College Football and Baseball Picks

[disneyspy]

i dont think i can stay away from this thread til tommorow.what about the cubs?

[IMSlacker]

This would never have happened to Great Tigers Turban.

[IMSlacker]

i dont think i can stay away from this thread til tommorow.what about the cubs?

Nooooo!

[King Hippos Crown]

I dont take requests, I have my lox of the day

you people can win some money

I blame Minnesota, not my pick, cmon its the Royals, you have Liriano starting

[RhinoinMN]

Ass.


Make it up to me and Pick the Colts please.

[Snoogans]

rhino, it doesnt work if you ask. Thats why no requests. Trust me when I tell you that this way will help your bank account way more.

[RhinoinMN]

rhino, it doesnt work if you ask. Thats why no requests. Trust me when I tell you that this way will help your bank account way more.

I'm not in it for money. On paper the Vikes - Colts game is a lock for the Colts to win. I just want the Vikes to upset them.

[Snoogans]

I'm not in it for money. On paper the Vikes - Colts game is a lock for the Colts to win. I just want the Vikes to upset them.

but he isnt a jinx if you ask. He it doesnt work like it does when he chooses himself

[RhinoinMN]

but he isnt a jinx if you ask. He it doesnt work like it does when he chooses himself

So I get to sit back and watch him fuck up the team that I follow if he chooses it?

Well fuck me!

[disneyspy]

So I get to sit back and watch him fuck up the team that I follow if he chooses it?

Well fuck me!

ya i didnt ask him to pick the lions as a lock,im sorry that was bandaid.boy theres alot of CUBS fans on this board,eh rhino?

[Snoogans]

So I get to sit back and watch him fuck up the team that I follow if he chooses it?

Well fuck me!

unfortunately yes. Thats why you might as well use it to make some cash

[epo]

I'm not in it for money. On paper the Vikes - Colts game is a lock for the Colts to win. I just want the Vikes to upset them.

Don't break the Golden Goose.

By the way, why wasn't this pick texted to my phone? I've signed up for the Hippos Terrible Lock of the Day service!

[DiabloSammich]

Don't break the Golden Goose.

By the way, why wasn't this pick texted to my phone? I've signed up for the Hippos Terrible Lock of the Day service!


Its the Lox of the day.

Get it? He's a Jeeeeeeewwwwwww.

[NickyL0885]

Well Hippo, you failed yet again today. Do me a favor, with the NHL season coming up please dont pick to Islanders in any way. I think the East is so wide open this year that they could sneak in as an 8th seed, although I have no expectations this year for the team.

[cougarjake13]

Well Hippo, you failed yet again today. Do me a favor, with the NHL season coming up please dont pick to Islanders in any way. I think the East is so wide open this year that they could sneak in as an 8th seed, although I have no expectations this year for the team.



craziness

[NickyL0885]

craziness

Hows it crazy? I know the Isles are young but they still have DP. and the defense aint bad. they upgraded the PP. Okposo will challenge for the Calder.

[cougarjake13]

Hows it crazy? I know the Isles are young but they still have DP. and the defense aint bad. they upgraded the PP. Okposo will challenge for the Calder.

that theyd only be an 8th seed

[Snoogans]

Hows it crazy? I know the Isles are young but they still have DP. and the defense aint bad. they upgraded the PP. Okposo will challenge for the Calder.

you mean the same DP that was benched in the first year of a 15 year contract. AWESOME

[King Hippos Crown]

Its the Lox of the day.

Get it? He's a Jeeeeeeewwwwwww.



its better than being from that cesspool better known as Delaware


Here's a last minute treat


Oh get your Betting Hats, Rutgers will cover over NC tonight

they were embarrassed and are primed to win in the Spotlight

[Snoogans]

its better than being from that cesspool better known as Delaware


Here's a last minute treat


Oh get your Betting Hats, Rutgers will cover over NC tonight

they were embarrassed and are primed to win in the Spotlight

Im gonna find out from Randy where you live and come cut your throat if Rutgers loses tonight

YOU SAID YOUR COLLEGE WOULD BE FRIDAYS. YOU CANT KEEP YOUR FUCKIN MOTH SHUT TIL FRIDAY

[King Hippos Crown]

Im gonna find out from Randy where you live and come cut your throat if Rutgers loses tonight

YOU SAID YOUR COLLEGE WOULD BE FRIDAYS. YOU CANT KEEP YOUR FUCKIN MOTH SHUT TIL FRIDAY

this is an added bonus, no one asked for it

good luck pal

[Snoogans]

this is an added bonus, no one asked for it

good luck pal

EXACTLY YOU FUCK. YOUR ADDED BONUS WHICH YOU SHOULDNT EVEN HAVEFUCKED MY TEAM. I cancelled all bets on the rutgers game and if they lose im seriously coming for you

[Snoogans]

Even if Rutgers only wins by less then 6 ill find you

[Snoogans]

the only solice is that last time fattie picked 2 locks in 1 day, only the first one lost. YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE A ONCE A DAY WONDER

[disneyspy]

Even if Rutgers only wins by less then 6 ill find you

staten island,ive been doin my spy thing

[Snoogans]

staten island,ive been doin my spy thing

oh believe me, ill get his fuckin address. I know he lives in SI, fuck ill get Randy to dime him out. BigAss307Buddays might be an only child tomorrow

[King Hippos Crown]

im easy to find


dont take it personal, I don't know and care what you bet


I give advice, if Rutgers win by more than 6, will you stop flapping your gums

[Snoogans]

im easy to find


dont take it personal, I don't know and care what you bet


I give advice, if Rutgers win by more than 6, will you stop flapping your gums

no cause you already fucked Minnisota today. All it would mean is you are only good to jinx 1 lock per day.

For the sake of your life you better hope this is the case. You should be more worried about what will happen if Rutgers doesnt win

[King Hippos Crown]

no cause you already fucked Minnisota today. All it would mean is you are only good to jinx 1 lock per day.

For the sake of your life you better hope this is the case. You should be more worried about what will happen if Rutgers doesnt win


if Rutgers shit the bed, its not my fault, they are a shitty team

if they win, then we know Fresno was the real deal and we rule out week 1

[Snoogans]

if Rutgers shit the bed, its not my fault, they are a shitty team

if they win, then we know Fresno was the real deal and we rule out week 1

Not necc. UNC barely held on against McNeese St. Its not like they are a powerhouse. If Rutgers wins, it could mean Fresno is for real, which I think they could be. But it could also mean UNC just really sucks. WHATEVER IT MEANS, RUTGERS BETTER WIN

[DiabloSammich]

I love this thread.

[disneyspy]

I love this thread.

me too,its quickly becomin my fav,am i a masochist?

[Snoogans]

it was my favorite and quickly became shit

[King Hippos Crown]

Not necc. UNC barely held on against McNeese St. Its not like they are a powerhouse. If Rutgers wins, it could mean Fresno is for real, which I think they could be. But it could also mean UNC just really sucks. WHATEVER IT MEANS, RUTGERS BETTER WIN

I like how you talk rationally, then realize I may have lost you money and get angry at the end

[Snoogans]

I like how you talk rationally, then realize I may have lost you money and get angry at the end

i cancelled the bets on this game. This has no effect on my money. This is just my team you fucked with tonight

[King Hippos Crown]

i cancelled the bets on this game. This has no effect on my money. This is just my team you fucked with tonight


I like Rutgers, they are not my favorite team though I will be at 2 games, my friend has season tickets

[Snoogans]

YOU WILL PAY







I hate you

[Snoogans]

:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash: :surrender::surrender::surrender::surrender: :glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps::glurps:

[DolaMight]

hippo, will crown get da boot?

[Snoogans]

GONE FAT BOY

Maybe this will reverse the curse. NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOOOD BYE

[drjoek]

Whats next King Hippos Diaper?

[Snoogans]

Doesnt look like anything is strong enough to stop the jinx machine. Rutgers looks to be in massive trouble already. Hippos ruined a team's entire season today

[Snoogans]

King Hippos Bandaid will be back tonight. King HIppos Crown, however, is BANNED FOR LIFE

[King Hippos Bandaid]

damn , Rutgers shit the bed


no more freebies, just my lox of the days

[TheMojoPin]

Pick VERY carefully.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Pick VERY carefully.

yeah dont fuck with the cubs and bears

i know protect your interests


Im a puppet, i get it

[Snoogans]

yeah dont fuck with the cubs and bears

i know protect your interests


Im a puppet, i get it

fuck that. We still bet on you. Just pick your lox of the day, whoever it may be.

[epo]

I wanna see the picks that these two can come up with.

Let's see it boys.

[Snoogans]

Obviously this "contest" will start tomorrow, but are there any rules? Is it just baseball, football, basketball, hockey, or is it any game or bettable sport. We need parameters, otherwise everyday my lock will just be a 2 game parlay cubs and brewers

[TheGameHHH]

im getting bored with these jinx/bet/lock threads. people gamble, sometimes they lose.

[King Hippos Bowel Movement]

I don't want to brag, but I don't stink.

[epo]

Obviously this "contest" will start tomorrow, but are there any rules? Is it just baseball, football, basketball, hockey, or is it any game or bettable sport. We need parameters, otherwise everyday my lock will just be a 2 game parlay cubs and brewers

1 pick per day.

Any sport.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fuck that. We still bet on you. Just pick your lox of the day, whoever it may be.


If I bet Chi Town, and they lose I have deal with bannings

Mojo is cranky when he on his period

ill avoid them

[Snoogans]

man you guys are gonna make some cash. Im seriously considering letting my lock be whoever hippos bet against, but im still thinkin on that

[Friday]

too many hippo threads today.

i propose anyone starting a new one gets banned on principle.

[Snoogans]

too many hippo threads today.

i propose anyone starting a new one gets band on principle.

What band?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im getting bored with these jinx/bet/lock threads. people gamble, sometimes they lose.


exactly, they are just advice


sorry to bore you, the site is made to keep you happy, guys lock it up HHH is bored


lets get back to making him laugh

[Snoogans]

get out if you are bored. This is a contest. You want in and some money, bet my shit, you want more money, bet against hippos. You dont want any of it, dont come in here. Although I know gamehhh cant help reading these threads cause he is a gambling addict

[KnoxHarrington]

This is like that scene in Casino where we're all sitting around waiting for the guy to come give us his picks for the week, but we're going to bet the other way. We're all waiting for Ass Rothstein to show up.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in conclusion, if you want to win pick the lox

if you want to be broke and ditching the repo man bet locks

[Snoogans]

This is like that scene in Goodfellas where we're all sitting around waiting for the guy to come give us his picks for the week, but we're going to bet the other way. We're all waiting for Ass Rothstein to show up.

there is only 1 ass posting here. and its the fat one that RUINED RUTGERS PROGRAM, possibly forever

[Snoogans]

in conclusion, if you want to win pick the lox

if you want to be broke and ditching the repo man bet locks

the fact that this guy even knows the repo man, and i have never once seen one in my life, should give you guys some idea

[Jughead]

Bears Panthers?????I will give you a BMW???

[Friday]

What band?

i suck.
fixed.

:down:

[Snoogans]

oh and another thing. If we bet a game like baseball or basketball, thats just the winner. But what about for football. Is the lock the moneyline (winner) or spread?

[epo]

oh and another thing. If we bet a game like baseball or basketball, thats just the winner. But what about for football. Is the lock the moneyline (winner) or spread?

Moneyline in everything but football. In football the spreads matter.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people this isnt a blunt rolling contest, Snoogans has no chance

bet my lox , we all can light cigars ith $100 Bills, while Snoogans robs to get his pot

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Moneyline in everything but football. In football the spreads matter.

ofcourse people who bet football without spreads are homoes

[Snoogans]

people this isnt a blunt rolling contest, Snoogans has no chance

bet my lox , we all can light cigars ith $100 Bills, while Snoogans robs to get his pot

Your past, and today's performance give you no record to speak of. People know you'r ea sports lox fraud. You probably dont even like bagels, and I know you eat pork.

[epo]

Your past, and today's performance give you no record to speak of. People know you'r ea sports lox fraud. You probably dont even like bagels, and I know you eat pork.

Did you say bacon?

http://content.nimanranch.com/images/catalog/products/large/390500-91-01.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your past, and today's performance give you no record to speak of. People know you'r ea sports lox fraud. You probably dont even like bagels, and I know you eat pork.

I love lox actually, especially with a cream cheese bagel

i am the UN of food loving baby



Im 2 for 3, when i set my Lox of the day, without freebies and "asks' you are toast sir

dude you can squeegee my rolls royce windows when we are through

[Snoogans]

I love lox actually, especially with a cream cheese bagel

i am the UN of food loving baby



Im 2 for 3, when i set my Lox of the day, without freebies and "asks' you are toast sir

dude you can squeegee my rolls royce windows when we are through

i didnt know rolls royce made couches fatboy

[TheGameHHH]

exactly, they are just advice


sorry to bore you, the site is made to keep you happy, guys lock it up HHH is bored


lets get back to making him laugh

i thought making me laugh was the whole point to the entire existence of this message board. here's my lock of the week, hippos doesnt make me laugh once this week.

[Snoogans]

this sucks that i have to be serious about this. I really wanted to pick the brewers and cubs in a parlay every single day as my lock

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i thought making me laugh was the whole point to the entire existence of this message board. here's my lock of the week, hippos doesnt make me laugh once this week.

the devils and yanks will do that for you

end of an era pal

welcome back to mediocrity

[Snoogans]

aight i got my pick for Friday, September 12th


New York Mets to beat the Atlanta Braves. Santana Vs Mike Hampton, and the mets are close enough to the phillies that they can still win some games before they start to tank. So go with the mets here.

LOCK IT

[RhinoinMN]

What band?

lap.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Time for Hippo's Lox of the Day

my pick is Tampa Bay over the Yanks


Fatty Ponson will shit the bed like he has recently, the Rays are primed to make their first playoff experience. They are ready to trounce on the Yanks after winning 2 out of 3 in Fenway


TAMPA BAY is my LOX of the DAY


Today and only today I hoe Snoogans is right, only because he had the nerve to choose the MEts in September

[RhinoinMN]

Today and only today I hoe Snoogans is right, only because he had the nerve to choose the MEts in September

You're right. Snoogans is a hoe.

[Earlshog]

aight i got my pick for Friday, September 12th


New York Mets to beat the Atlanta Braves. Santana Vs Mike Hampton, and the mets are close enough to the phillies that they can still win some games before they start to tank. So go with the mets here.

LOCK IT

I'll go one further

Santana pitches 7 innings of three hit one run ball. Leaves with a 4 - 1 lead. Atlanta then puts up two in the eighth one in the ninth to tie it up. Mets win on a Fernando Tatis walk off jack. Santana gets his 23rd no decision of the year

[Snoogans]

I'll go one further

Santana pitches 7 innings of three hit one run ball. Leaves with a 4 - 1 lead. Atlanta then puts up two in the eighth one in the ninth to tie it up. Mets win on a Fernando Tatis walk off jack. Santana gets his 23rd no decision of the year

fine with me

[King Hippos Bandaid]

rain has ruined our picks, instead of hiding I will make a pick on the Col-LA Dodger game

My Lox of the Day will be Colorado beating the 1st Place Dodgers and Chad Billingsley

[cougarjake13]

I'll go one further

Santana pitches 7 innings of three hit one run ball. Leaves with a 4 - 1 lead. Atlanta then puts up two in the eighth one in the ninth to tie it up. Mets win on a Fernando Tatis walk off jack. Santana gets his 23rd no decision of the year



m-effers

[Snoogans]

rain has ruined our picks, instead of hiding I will make a pick on the Col-LA Dodger game

My Lox of the Day will be Colorado beating the 1st Place Dodgers and Chad Billingsley

they didnt cancel the games yet did they? Not that they will get in but

[Snoogans]

rain has ruined our picks, instead of hiding I will make a pick on the Col-LA Dodger game

My Lox of the Day will be Colorado beating the 1st Place Dodgers and Chad Billingsley

you just couldnt take the rainout and wait til tomorrow. You had to push it.

Now you are 0 for 1

[epo]

you just couldnt take the rainout and wait til tomorrow. You had to push it.

Now you are 0 for 1

I'm pissed that I decided to go to the new Coens Brothers movie rather than to stop at the pub and wager on Hippos game.

Damn it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hungover but late Lox of the Day Washington Covering over Oklahoma +20.5

[Snoogans]

Hungover but late Lox of the Day Washington Covering over Oklahoma +20.5

34-0 Oklahoma going into halftime, thanks to Washington missing a 28 yard FG from the left hashmarks WIDE RIGHT.

[Jughead]

I'm so pissed the local Fox network is not broadcasting the Bears here tomorrow...Ok what do you think??? Bears@Panthers ????Please Thanks....Juggy

[Snoogans]

I'm so pissed the local Fox network is not broadcasting the Bears here tomorrow...Ok what do you think??? Bears@Panthers ????Please Thanks....Juggy

NO ASKING. He volunteers one lock per day to helps us make money. NO ASKING

[Jughead]

NO ASKING. He volunteers one lock per day to helps us make money. NO ASKING

Are you in the oil business...:huh:..Come on Exon Just one lil Hint..Please ya got 3.99 today here...ya greedy bastards....:tongue:

[Snoogans]

Hungover but late Lox of the Day Washington Covering over Oklahoma +20.5

you are so close to winning this one Hippo and breaking the jinx.

13 min left in the 4th, its 55-7 Oklahoma.

[Snoogans]

55-14 final, Oklahoma wins and covers by double the line. Cant wait til tomorrow's lock. please get it in by 1

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You can keep tallies on the snoogans/hippo lock thread

But I will make my Lox here

My record is good on my thread



My Lox of the Day will be in the NFL

The Seattle Seahawks over the 49ers what ever the spread is

The Hawks looked bad last week and lost Nate Burleson, but they PWN the 49ers and esp at home. They play great at home and this looks like it could be a rout.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I stink at College, so have your're fun

I dont like the vibe in here, I dont feel the magic . I will post my picks on my Hippo thread and then add it here, you can keep track here


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My Lox of the Day will be in the NFL

The Seattle Seahawks over the 49ers what ever the spread is

[disneyspy]

I stink at College, so have your're fun

I dont like the vibe in here, I dont feel the magic . I will post my picks on my Hippo thread and then add it here, you can keep track here


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My Lox of the Day will be in the NFL

The Seattle Seahawks over the 49ers what ever the spread is

im soooooooo glad im not a seahawks fan

[TheMojoPin]

USE THE LOX THREAD OR FACE MY WRATH.

You and Snoogans, forever...you lie together, cry together, I swear to God I hope you fuckin' die together.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

USE THE LOX THREAD OR FACE MY WRATH.

You and Snoogans, forever...you lie together, cry together, I swear to God I hope you fuckin' die together.


bully

merging the thread is good enuff for me


Also who ever photoshopped my Avatar (Fallon) can you add snoogans face as the personn Im talking to

[TheMojoPin]

That avatar needs to have Snoogans' face posted over the other dude.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, shit, JINX.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I owe you a coke

[disneyspy]

I owe you a coke

if bein a jinx means you owe people a coke,lions.and im sure if i had the willingness id find a post by you at the start of the mlb season pickin da tigers to win the world series,i dont feel like goin through that many jinxy posts tho

[Snoogans]

I stink at College, so have your're fun

I dont like the vibe in here, I dont feel the magic . I will post my picks on my Hippo thread and then add it here, you can keep track here


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My Lox of the Day will be in the NFL

The Seattle Seahawks over the 49ers what ever the spread is

Seattle - 7

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if bein a jinx means you owe people a coke,lions.and im sure if i had the willingness id find a post by you at the start of the mlb season pickin da tigers to win the world series,i dont feel like goin through that many jinxy posts tho

you don't want to know my picks

join the ronfez.net pick em group to find out

[Snoogans]

USE THE LOX THREAD OR FACE MY WRATH.

You and Snoogans, forever...you lie together, cry together, I swear to God I hope you fuckin' die together.

My lock of the day is THE CUBS. Tomorrow its the Cubs, tuesday its the cubs, wednesday Cubs

[TheMojoPin]

My lock of the day is THE CUBS. Tomorrow its the Cubs, tuesday its the cubs, wednesday Cubs

Silly Snoogans...you're no Hippo.

[Snoogans]

Silly Snoogans...you're no Hippo.

You are right. But apparently me picking that means the game will be cancelled

[TheMojoPin]

Impossible. They have a roof up there to keep their queer HR slide dry.

[Snoogans]

Impossible. They have a roof up there to keep their queer HR slide dry.

the slide will collapse with Billy Brewer on it. He will die, and the game will get cancelled

[TheMojoPin]

Can't that happen to Ronnie Woo Woo instead?