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Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:18 AM
Can't that happen to Ronnie Woo Woo instead?

Who is that?

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:19 AM
Maybe you can get Randle Simon to start hitting people with bats

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:19 AM
sorry, just so everyone knows, the big Jinx dog picked Seattle -7 today.

epo
09-14-2008, 08:25 AM
Who is that?

An idiot Cub fan.

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Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:26 AM
An idiot Cub fan.

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ewww. No wonder the Cubs choke on it every year

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 08:27 AM
sorry, just so everyone knows, the big Jinx dog picked Seattle -7 today.

wheres your pick, have u even picked yet

now that I am in my thread, this is a LOX


no more college football picks, I hate and have no clue about college

NFL MLB NBA and NHL picks only

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:28 AM
wheres your pick, have u even picked yet

now that I am in my thread, this is a LOX


no more college football picks, I hate and have no clue about college

NFL MLB NBA and NHL picks only

as wrong as you were on Rutgers and Washinton, you were even worse on the Lions and Raiders

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:28 AM
wheres your pick, have u even picked yet

now that I am in my thread, this is a LOX


no more college football picks, I hate and have no clue about college

NFL MLB NBA and NHL picks only

i picked 1 game, it was rained out, so im 0-0. And still im 2 games ahead of you

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 08:29 AM
as wrong as you were on Rutgers and Washinton, you were even worse on the Lions and Raiders

first week dont count

watch and learn how I pick when i know the trends

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 08:30 AM
first week dont count

watch and learn how I pick when i know the trends

did you happen to know the trend about Seattle having a QB with a buldging disc and 4 WRs out?

I cant believe you would even touch that game with how sad both those teams are

epo
09-14-2008, 02:51 PM
My Lox of the Day will be in the NFL

The Seattle Seahawks over the 49ers what ever the spread is

Seattle 30, SF 27.
Point Spread: Seattle -6.5

Result: Fail.

Kevin
09-14-2008, 03:44 PM
Seattle 30, SF 27.
Point Spread: Seattle -6.5

Result: Fail.

Niners win in OT

Result: Hippos being Hippos.

Kevin
09-14-2008, 03:46 PM
An idiot Cub fan.

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Getting laid really has given Earl some confidence to go out in public!

epo
09-14-2008, 04:29 PM
Niners win in OT

Result: Hippos being Hippos.

Ha! I saw a 4th quarter score, but the 49ers win the damned game outright. That's awesome.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 05:22 PM
Im 9 for 12 with my picks and 1st place in the yahoo ronfez.net pick em

but I chose one of my losses


I Suck a Dick

K.C.
09-14-2008, 05:31 PM
I Suck a Dick

Do I even have to point out the mod-quoteyness of this?

epo
09-14-2008, 05:35 PM
Im 9 for 12 with my picks and 1st place in the yahoo ronfez.net pick em

but I chose one of my losses


I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart and I want respect!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 05:43 PM
i will go for the easy pick

I keep trying to be fancy

I brag all week how Zona will humiliate the Fins

but I choose a harder game

Its like I WANT to lose

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 05:56 PM
dont change a fuckin thing, Hippos. DONT CHANGE A FUCKIN THING

MattCassel
09-14-2008, 07:23 PM
If this Hippos guy ever says my name ill cut his balls off

TheMojoPin
09-14-2008, 07:50 PM
Getting laid really has given Earl some confidence to go out in public!

As bad as he is, he's not as bad as the reject banging pots and pans for the Yankees.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 07:52 PM
Do I even have to point out the mod-quoteyness of this?


shhhh

this thread dont count for mod quotes

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 10:11 PM
shhhh

this thread dont count for mod quotes

you better not forget to make a lox pick tomorrow. I can cap this weekend off nice

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 10:17 PM
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER

Hippos, is there any way you can get Randy to make his lox of the day in this thread. I would love to see if somehow he gets 100% correct.

Since we all know you are SO jinx, and SO fat

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2008, 10:41 PM
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER

Hippos, is there any way you can get Randy to make his lox of the day in this thread. I would love to see if somehow he gets 100% correct.

Since we all know you are SO jinx, and SO fat



You will get no picks if you insult me, I am making you money fool, treat me with respect

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 10:42 PM
You will get no picks if you insult me, I am making you money fool, treat me with respect

sorry, but you have to admit this is becoming pretty fuckin epic

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 10:43 PM
seriously though, it would rule if you did lox of the day against randy

Snoogans
09-14-2008, 10:45 PM
AND PLEASE DONT STOP PICKING COLLEGE. JUST THINK OF HOW GOOD WE FEEL. You know, When WE WIN MONEY

King Hippos Bandaid
09-15-2008, 08:58 AM
I will pick College only on Sat...


Today's Lox of the Day is going to be the Chicago White Sox defeating the Yanks in Yankee Stadium

the Sox after blowing a 7-0 , hit a 2 out Grand Slam in the Bottom of the 8th to rally them to full possession of first place

Buerhle has pitched well in September

Snoogans
09-15-2008, 06:13 PM
I will pick College only on Sat...


Today's Lox of the Day is going to be the Chicago White Sox defeating the Yanks in Yankee Stadium

the Sox after blowing a 7-0 , hit a 2 out Grand Slam in the Bottom of the 8th to rally them to full possession of first place

Buerhle has pitched well in September

oh no.....

Yankees win 4-2. Man hippos. Just keep being you, baby. Just keep being you

King Hippos Bandaid
09-15-2008, 06:21 PM
I want a few free drinks at Bergen

Snoogans
09-15-2008, 06:31 PM
I want a few free drinks at Bergen

most of what i win off you goes to paying my CC debt, but ill do what i can. I guarentee you one on me at least, and even if you want to, i wont let you pay for one for me.

Snoogans
09-15-2008, 08:11 PM
Your avatar rules now, Im the awesome one and you are the one who gets fired

Snoogans
09-16-2008, 07:29 AM
no lox today? Slippin, man

King Hippos Bandaid
09-16-2008, 08:05 AM
just got to work

will have one shortly

King Hippos Bandaid
09-16-2008, 08:48 AM
My Lox of the Day is Colorado over San Diego


The Rockies are playing crappy, the Padres are just crap

time fo rthe Rockies to unload on old man Estes

PhishHead
09-16-2008, 08:52 AM
My Lox of the Day is Colorado over San Diego


The Rockies are playing crappy, the Padres are just crap

time fo rthe Rockies to unload on old man Estes

CRAP
I bet the rockies, I hope I can get home in time to change my bet.

Snoogans
09-16-2008, 08:56 AM
CRAP
I bet the rockies, I hope I can get home in time to change my bet.

game is at 830

Snoogans
09-16-2008, 06:48 PM
10-2 Colorado in the 7th. Looks like you finally got one. Including your one correct pick on the sox and that other baseball game, you are 3 for 11 on your lox of the day. Cant wait for you to bounce back tomorrow

King Hippos Bandaid
09-16-2008, 07:12 PM
Batting .290


Time to kick it into high gear

I don't take chances, only winners from now on

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 06:43 AM
Its Wednesday and time for you people to make some money...

The Lox of the Day is the Cardinals defeating the Reds

Harang has shit the bed big time this year, he will continue his crappy play

DolaMight
09-17-2008, 06:48 AM
Off topic, growing up was your catch phrase "Randy, Randy, Randy" in a Jan Brady voice?

Randy's great at everything.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 06:52 AM
Off topic, growing up was your catch phrase "Randy, Randy, Randy" in a Jan Brady voice?

Randy's great at everything.


he''s not great at driving, holding his alcohol, speaking clearly, choosing winning female politicians, moving away from mommy and daddy and dating

I see your point though

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 09:13 AM
he''s not great at driving, holding his alcohol, speaking clearly, choosing winning female politicians, moving away from mommy and daddy and dating

I see your point though

true. Randy sucks

midwestjeff
09-17-2008, 09:20 AM
Its Wednesday and time for you people to make some money...

The Lox of the Day is the Cardinals defeating the Reds

Harang has shit the bed big time this year, he will continue his crappy play

The Cards have lost 6 in a row.
Their season has been over for two+ weeks.
Haven't they suffered enough?
Thanks Hippo. Thanks a lot.

Kevin
09-17-2008, 09:25 AM
Batting .290


Time to kick it into high gear

I don't take chances, only winners from now on

Yea, except 290 in betting will get you a nice place in the new Giant Stadium endzone.

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 09:43 AM
Batting .290


Time to kick it into high gear

I don't take chances, only winners from now on

Did you say that after the rutgers game before you picked 4 straight losers?

TheMojoPin
09-17-2008, 09:58 AM
The Cards have lost 6 in a row.
Their season has been over for two+ weeks.
Haven't they suffered enough?
Thanks Hippo. Thanks a lot.

Actually, they were only officially eliminated from the division after the Cubs won 2 nights ago. I heard the St. Louis police tripled the overnight shift just to deal with LaRussa's bender.

K.C.
09-17-2008, 10:00 AM
Actually, they were only officially eliminated from the division after the Cubs won 2 nights ago. I heard the St. Louis police tripled the overnight shift just to deal with LaRussa's bender.

He knocked out half the power grid, just driving on the sidewalk, knocking down pole, after pole, after pole.

TheMojoPin
09-17-2008, 10:02 AM
He knocked out half the power grid, just driving on the sidewalk, knocking down pole, after pole, after pole.

He and Ankiel called up Scott Spiezio and just did a Scarface-amount of blow until the pain was numbed.

midwestjeff
09-17-2008, 10:06 AM
Actually, they were only officially eliminated from the division after the Cubs won 2 nights ago. I heard the St. Louis police tripled the overnight shift just to deal with LaRussa's bender.

I wasn't talking about "official" numbers.
It's been pretty clear for a couple weeks that they were going to fall short.
They lost whatever energy it was that carried them into September with a shot at the playoffs.

TheMojoPin
09-17-2008, 10:07 AM
I wasn't talking about "official" numbers.
It's been pretty clear for a couple weeks that they were going to fall short.
They lost whatever energy it was that carried them into September with a shot at the playoffs.

Goddammit, it's no fun if you're serious. Make fun of Cubs players!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 10:07 AM
The Cards have lost 6 in a row.
Their season has been over for two+ weeks.
Haven't they suffered enough?
Thanks Hippo. Thanks a lot.

Fuck Ludwick and fuck the Cardinals

I benched him, I need to win my Roto League Im up only 9 points


But you are facing harang, I am due for a nice streak

Once the Cards win, I expect bacon in the mail tomorrow midwest fuckface

midwestjeff
09-17-2008, 10:08 AM
Goddammit, it's no fun if you're serious. Make fun of Cubs players!

My spirit is broken. Sorry.

What am I supposed to say, "Oh, look at your pitchers. They don't even give up hits."

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 10:08 AM
also the Cards played WAY above their expectations, they were slated to be under .500

something to think about in October when the Rams are 0-6

midwestjeff
09-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Fuck Ludwick and fuck the Cardinals

I benched him, I need to win my Roto League Im up only 9 points


But you are facing harang, I am due for a nice streak

Once the Cards win, I expect bacon in the mail tomorrow midwest fuckface

I'll send you a whole pig, but it isn't going to happen.

K.C.
09-17-2008, 02:30 PM
I'm declaring war on the Hippo Lox and the Snoogans Lock.


http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/4/44/Converse_all-stars.jpg




The K.C. SHOE-IN of the day is the Phillies +118 over Atlanta.

Bet it on Centsports, and yes, I'm not afraid to bet my own team.



I shall redeem gambling on this message board!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 02:45 PM
I'm declaring war on the Hippo Lox and the Snoogans Lock.


http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/4/44/Converse_all-stars.jpg




The K.C. SHOE-IN of the day is the Phillies +118 over Atlanta.

Bet it on Centsports, and yes, I'm not afraid to bet my own team.



I shall redeem gambling on this message board!

Shoe-In is clever

but betting your home team when they have won 10 out of 12 against the Braves

way to go out on a limb

K.C.
09-17-2008, 03:41 PM
Shoe-In is clever

but betting your home team when they have won 10 out of 12 against the Braves

way to go out on a limb

They're a +118 underdog, and starting a rookie.

Vegas feels it's a limb.

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 04:27 PM
I'm declaring war on the Hippo Lox and the Snoogans Lock.


http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/4/44/Converse_all-stars.jpg




The K.C. SHOE-IN of the day is the Phillies +118 over Atlanta.

Bet it on Centsports, and yes, I'm not afraid to bet my own team.



I shall redeem gambling on this message board!

i bet on 7 games today, gambling didnt go anywhere. And right now im 8 for 11 on my locks. As I have stated, my lock of the day is whoever Hippos picks against. Im 8 for 11 and up 3-0 tonight

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 05:10 PM
Its Wednesday and time for you people to make some money...

The Lox of the Day is the Cardinals defeating the Reds

Harang has shit the bed big time this year, he will continue his crappy play

although obviously the game isnt over, its 3-0 Cinn bottom 7. I would just like to point out that even if Cinnci blows this, Harang pitched 7 shut out innings

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 05:58 PM
Aaron Harang pitched a six-hitter and the Cincinnati Reds hit back-to-back homers to beat St. Louis 3-0 and send the Cardinals to their seventh straight loss Wednesday night. Harang's threw 111 pitches -- 79 strikes -- in his first shutout since beating Pittsburgh 4-0 on Aug. 29, 2007.

3 for 12 for hippos, 9 for 12 for Snoogans taking the other way on hippos bet every day

K.C.
09-17-2008, 06:01 PM
The Shoe-In of the Day moves to 1-0!

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 06:08 PM
The Shoe-In of the Day moves to 1-0!

booo. Lox>Shoe In

Snoogans
09-17-2008, 08:36 PM
Show Your Face Hippos

King Hippos Bandaid
09-17-2008, 09:33 PM
Im here, just catching up on the last 4 eps of weeds


Wow Harang proved me wrong, so hard to predict 2 teams that are playing for nothing

Kevin
09-17-2008, 09:48 PM
Im here, just catching up on the last 4 eps of weeds


Wow Harang proved me wrong, so hard to predict 2 teams that are playing for nothing

He didn't just prove you wrong.. He pissed on your Bacon and made you eat it.

COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT!

K.C.
09-18-2008, 07:34 AM
The SHOE-IN of the day will attempt to move to 2-0 this afternoon, with...

http://www.coleauctionsinc.com/2007%20Auctions/JAN.20.07/heineken%20wooden%20shoe.jpg



The Pittsburgh Pirates +115 (Paul Maholm) over the Los Angeles Dodgers (Clayton Kershaw).

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2008, 08:23 AM
Hippo's Lox of the Day

Mariners over Royals

I have Greinke on my Fantasy team, I sat him because he wins one then loses one, he won last week, he is due to lose

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2008, 11:25 AM
this is why I stink


6-0 and Greinkie is on fire

I play Kershow and he gets a ND


wow, I say bring back the Crown

Snoogans
09-18-2008, 11:39 AM
Hippo's Lox of the Day

Mariners over Royals

I have Greinke on my Fantasy team, I sat him because he wins one then loses one, he won last week, he is due to lose

9-0 KC

Earlshog
09-18-2008, 12:01 PM
10 - 0

Snoogans is lighting up a cigar w/ a c-note

Snoogans
09-18-2008, 12:48 PM
The SHOE-IN of the day will attempt to move to 2-0 this afternoon, with...

http://www.coleauctionsinc.com/2007%20Auctions/JAN.20.07/heineken%20wooden%20shoe.jpg



The Pittsburgh Pirates +115 (Paul Maholm) over the Los Angeles Dodgers (Clayton Kershaw).

4-3 dodgers in 12. BOOOO IN of the day stinks.



oh and its 12-0 Kansas City in the 9th

hammersavage
09-18-2008, 01:03 PM
It's cool Hippo, your lox only lost by 12 to the Royals. It happens.

K.C.
09-18-2008, 01:57 PM
4-3 dodgers in 12. BOOOO IN of the day stinks.



oh and its 12-0 Kansas City in the 9th


It's better than the Lox.

hammersavage
09-18-2008, 02:02 PM
I bet real money on Philly tonight -1.5. If my teams going down in flames, i'm winning some money on it.

Snoogans
09-18-2008, 02:04 PM
It's better than the Lox.

nothing is better then the lox. 10-3 betting against the lox

K.C.
09-18-2008, 02:11 PM
nothing is better then the lox. 10-3 betting against the lox

I meant, if you're some poor sap who's actually betting WITH Hippo.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2008, 02:17 PM
I dont even bet my Lox, that's plain silly talk

K.C.
09-18-2008, 02:20 PM
I dont even bet my Lox, that's plain silly talk

Wait...did you just jinx your jinx by admitting that?????

If Hippo's always wrong, but Hippo bets against Hippo....


....OH MY GOD, I think you just ripped a hole in the fabric of time!

Snoogans
09-18-2008, 02:22 PM
Wait...did you just jinx your jinx by admitting that?????

If Hippo's always wrong, but Hippo bets against Hippo....


....OH MY GOD, I think you just ripped a hole in the fabric of time!

no its cause his wife wont let him, KC

K.C.
09-18-2008, 02:26 PM
no its cause his wife wont let him, KC

Whew....that was close.


Hippo, what ever you do, DO NOT bet against yourself. I'm pretty sure that paradox will destroy existence as we know it.

Snoogans
09-18-2008, 02:32 PM
Whew....that was close.


Hippo, what ever you do, DO NOT bet against yourself. I'm pretty sure that paradox will destroy existence as we know it.

it would be like going back in time and touching yourself

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2008, 02:35 PM
I dont have the funds to bet, I gave it up once we started looking for a house

TheMojoPin
09-18-2008, 06:42 PM
I dont have the funds to bet, I gave it up once we started looking for a house

I'll bet every one you look at collapses as soon as you think it looks nice.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-18-2008, 06:46 PM
I'll bet every one you look at collapses as soon as you think it looks nice.

I wish, Staten Island sucks, everything that looks nice costs an arm and a leg


anyone good at hypnotizing my wife to move to Jersey

K.C.
09-19-2008, 08:05 AM
http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/1/parody-shoe.jpg


Shoe-in of the day:

Arizona over Colorado.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 08:06 AM
Here we go, time to make some money

Hippo's Lox of the Day is the Cleveland Injuns beating the Detroit Tigers


Carmona will pwn the no name pitcher for the Tigers

The Injuns are also playing their best Baseball in this last quarter of the season

TheMojoPin
09-19-2008, 08:06 AM
Why is K.C. trying to glom off of Hippo and Snoogans' well-deserved fame? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 08:10 AM
Why is Snoogans trying to mooch off my infamy


does he even make picks ( not including spite picks)

The Thread should state "Hippo's Lox of the Day" featuring Snoogans

TheMojoPin
09-19-2008, 08:12 AM
He is the official jinx monitor/analysis as that he has spent the most field time testing your destructive picks.

Furtherman
09-19-2008, 08:12 AM
i`d put all me treasure on th' buccaneers

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 09:09 AM
Why is Snoogans trying to mooch off my infamy


does he even make picks ( not including spite picks)

The Thread should state "Hippo's Lox of the Day" featuring Snoogans

I pick against you every day. Ive said this multiple times. Right now, you are 3 for 13 and I am 10 for 13

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 09:17 AM
Why is K.C. trying to glom off of Hippo and Snoogans' well-deserved fame? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Would you say he is Shoe horning in on the bit?

TheMojoPin
09-19-2008, 09:20 AM
Would you say he is Shoe horning in on the bit?

Indeed.

He's stepping all over these Lox and Locks.

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 09:37 AM
Tryin to put a big knot in our plans

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 10:21 AM
looks like K.C will have to go to another thread to unlock his masterpiece


because we told him to shoe shoe

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 10:22 AM
looks like K.C will have to go to another thread to unlock his masterpiece


because we told him to shoe shoe

http://bp0.blogger.com/_fEU_MCLHdFY/Ry0KMTlwo6I/AAAAAAAABHQ/nHYK0HK7ZDc/s400/449-MTD_JRW_99_PILEUP_OVERVIEW_2.standalone.prod_affil iate.8.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 10:24 AM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_fEU_MCLHdFY/Ry0KMTlwo6I/AAAAAAAABHQ/nHYK0HK7ZDc/s400/449-MTD_JRW_99_PILEUP_OVERVIEW_2.standalone.prod_affil iate.8.jpg

ofcourse the enemy mocks my Jokeonory

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 10:25 AM
ofcourse the enemy mocks my Jokeonory

http://www.topslab.wisc.edu/projects/images/pileup.jpg

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 06:01 PM
Hippos got lucky. Cleveland just won 6-5 in the bottom of the ninth. Good to see you still fucked up about Carmona.

Lox of the day moves to 4 for 14. Snoogans lock against Hippo moves to 10 for 14

BOOOOOOOOOO

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 06:02 PM
College Picks are tomorrow

stay tuned, and bring a bag with a S symbol

its about to filled up like a Jack o Lantern on Halloween

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 06:07 PM
College Picks are tomorrow

stay tuned, and bring a bag with a S symbol

its about to filled up like a Jack o Lantern on Halloween

with the exception of a candle, jackolanterns are completely empty, and including the candle, still WAY LESS full then just a pumpkin

King Hippos Bandaid
09-19-2008, 06:09 PM
with the exception of a candle, jackolanterns are completely empty, and including the candle, still WAY LESS full then just a pumpkin

I meant pumpkin, my bad

way to bring out the red pen

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 06:14 PM
I meant pumpkin, my bad

way to bring out the red pen

you won today, i have to bust your balls. DONT FORGET TO PUT IN YOUR BETS FOOL.

TheMojoPin
09-19-2008, 09:19 PM
stay tuned, and bring a bag with a S symbo

An "S"? What's that stand for, a bag full of your shitty lox?

ozzie
09-19-2008, 09:44 PM
College Picks are tomorrow

stay tuned, and bring a bag with a S symbol

its about to filled up like a Jack o Lantern on Halloween

Wait, didn't Gerald Ford use that "bag with an S symbol" gimmick? If I remember right, the other side had a M on it.

I think I might know where he's going with this one, but I don't want to unjinxify the lox.

Snoogans
09-19-2008, 09:49 PM
Wait, didn't Gerald Ford use that "bag with an S symbol" gimmick? If I remember right, the other side had a M on it.

I think I might know where he's going with this one, but I don't want to unjinxify the lox.
shhhhhh. If you are lucky, he might pick USC over Oregon in a couple weeks

King Hippos Bandaid
09-20-2008, 07:56 AM
Get your money ready


Hippo's Lox of the Day is the Michigan St Spartans winning and covering over the Fighting Micks of Notre Dame

I think it 10.5

Snoogans
09-20-2008, 08:15 AM
Get your money ready


Hippo's Lox of the Day is the Michigan St Spartans winning and covering over the Fighting Micks of Notre Dame

I think it 10.5

ND +9

SP1!
09-20-2008, 08:36 AM
Get your money ready


Hippo's Lox of the Day is the Michigan St Spartans winning and covering over the Fighting Micks of Notre Dame

I think it 10.5

So Im confused, does this mean I should put all my money on ND to win since hes a jinx?

Snoogans
09-20-2008, 08:42 AM
So Im confused, does this mean I should put all my money on ND to win since hes a jinx?

basically

King Hippos Bandaid
09-20-2008, 08:56 AM
the first rule of fight club is that you do not discuss fight club

Snoogans
09-20-2008, 08:59 AM
the first rule of fight club is that you do not discuss fight club

you post the lox on a website that anyone can read. There is no secret

King Hippos Bandaid
09-20-2008, 09:00 AM
you post the lox on a website that anyone can read. There is no secret

I meant the obvious part to bet the other team dope

way to ruin one of my rare good lines

Snoogans
09-20-2008, 09:21 AM
I meant the obvious part to bet the other team dope

way to ruin one of my rare good lines

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/10/PILE_UP_ST_wideweb__470x297,2.jpg

SP1!
09-20-2008, 09:51 AM
the first rule of fight club is that you do not discuss fight club

Sorry Im new here.

ozzie
09-20-2008, 11:21 AM
Get your money ready


Hippo's Lox of the Day is the Michigan St Spartans winning and covering over the Fighting Micks of Notre Dame

I think it 10.5

Ha! I knew it! I remember ol Gerald not wanting to show favoritism to the voters in Michigan, so although he played at UM, he came on stage with a bag that had a Blue and Gold M on one side, and a big green S on the other. (Shit, I'm showing my age here)

I'm wondering what Notre Dame fan paid you off for this one.

cougarjake13
09-20-2008, 11:40 AM
the first rule of fight club is that you do not discuss fight club




you cant even quote a movie right


damn now that movie is gonna be jinxed and suck now

King Hippos Bandaid
09-20-2008, 11:54 AM
you cant even quote a movie right


damn now that movie is gonna be jinxed and suck now

thats just silly talk sweetie, jinxing TV and Movies, don't you think that's talking the bit a lil too far

disneyspy
09-20-2008, 11:59 AM
i hate MSU und ND,but at least i know whos gonna win now

disneyspy
09-20-2008, 01:44 PM
ha!they just mentioned hippos on nat'l tv-said MSU was tryin to beat the jinx

cougarjake13
09-20-2008, 04:36 PM
thats just silly talk sweetie, jinxing TV and Movies, don't you think that's talking the bit a lil too far

nope

i just watched it again and the movie does indeed now suck

RhinoinMN
09-20-2008, 04:39 PM
nope

i just watched it again and the movie does indeed now suck

Next thing you know, he's gonna start recommending porn.

cougarjake13
09-20-2008, 04:48 PM
Next thing you know, he's gonna start recommending porn.



he better fucking not

Snoogans
09-20-2008, 05:22 PM
Lox of the day comes through again. Damn Hippos. You are now 5 for 15, still a really just terrible %

disneyspy
09-20-2008, 06:09 PM
Next thing you know, he's gonna start recommending porn.

he better fucking not

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Snoogans
09-21-2008, 08:31 AM
what the fuck? You get 1 or 2 right, now you are all too big to make lox?

Kevin
09-21-2008, 08:49 AM
what the fuck? You get 1 or 2 right, now you are all too big to make pox?



I sure hope he does not make pox, his jinx would unleash a plague that would destroy mankind

DiabloSammich
09-21-2008, 08:50 AM
I sure hope he does not make pox, his jinx would unleash a plague that would destroy mankind



Awesome.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-21-2008, 02:17 PM
sorry for the late Lox

Golfed today and missed my game


The Hippo's Lox of the Day for Sunday is the Dallas Cowboys with the spread over the Packers

ozzie
09-21-2008, 02:24 PM
The Hippo's Lox of the Day for Sunday is the Dallas Cowboys with the spread over the Packers

Dallas is favored by 3.

Does "with the spread" mean they will cover?

King Hippos Bandaid
09-21-2008, 02:27 PM
Dallas is favored by 3.

Does "with the spread" mean they will cover?

yes sir

epo
09-21-2008, 02:30 PM
sorry for the late Lox

Golfed today and missed my game

The Hippo's Lox of the Day for Sunday is the Dallas Cowboys with the spread over the Packers

My favorite twin, Hippo.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-21-2008, 07:44 PM
My favorite twin, Hippo.


your welcome

what a weekend for the Lox of the Day

Free Bagels and Lox for everybody


Stay tuned tomorrow, Hippo is gonna win you some money.....

Snoogans
09-21-2008, 07:45 PM
you are 6 of 16. you got a long way to go before you celabrate

TheMojoPin
09-21-2008, 07:49 PM
I wonder if the Yankees will ever win a WS in the new stadium...

King Hippos Bandaid
09-21-2008, 07:53 PM
can you change the threadname to locks lox of the day, not week

King Hippos Bandaid
09-22-2008, 08:37 AM
It's Monday and it is time to make some $$$


Hippo's Lox if the day comes at the perfect "Price"

Its Rookie Phenom David Price's first MLB start for the Rayscoming against the hapless Orioles who were just swept by the crappy Yanks


This one is money in the bank pick the Rays

Snoogans
09-22-2008, 08:41 AM
It's Monday and it is time to make some $$$


Hippo's Lox if the day comes at the perfect "Price"

Its Rookie Phenom David Price's first MLB start coming against the hapless Orioles who were just swept by the crappy Yanks


This one is money in the bank

maybe you should actuallly like PICK A TEAM. I understand you are tryin to be cute, but you just posted 2 picks with no lines, now you make some dumb comment and dont actually mention who you are officially picking. Not everyone already knows all the matchups like I do

King Hippos Bandaid
09-22-2008, 08:45 AM
maybe you should actuallly like PICK A TEAM. I understand you are tryin to be cute, but you just posted 2 picks with no lines, now you make some dumb comment and dont actually mention who you are officially picking. Not everyone already knows all the matchups like I do


fixed it

Snoogans
09-22-2008, 08:46 AM
fixed it

damn hippos, 6 for 16 and its already going to your head

King Hippos Bandaid
09-22-2008, 07:58 PM
another winner, hope all of you bet the Rays


this is getting WAY too easy

thats 4 in a row, im hitting my stride , if you want to win Money


Bet on the LOX of the Day

TheMojoPin
09-22-2008, 08:03 PM
You picked the Rays over the Orioles.

READ THAT AGAIN.

That doesn't count.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-23-2008, 08:59 AM
Hey Sports Fans it is Tuesday and time for your daily plate of lox


Hippo's Lock of the Day is the Cincinnati Red defeating the Houston Astros

The Astros have been reeling since the Brewers and Bud Selig ruined their season and the Reds are pitching Volquez who started the Season with a Win and will end his season with a win

It would behoove you to bet on the Lox of the Day, you like money , right

King Hippos Bandaid
09-23-2008, 07:15 PM
:yawn:


another victory, it is defintely in your best interest to bet the Lox of the Day


that is 5 wins in a row, what are you waiting for


I am making you bitches rich

epo
09-23-2008, 07:26 PM
Hey Sports Fans it is Tuesday and time for your daily plate of lox

Hippo's Lock of the Day is the Cincinnati Red defeating the Houston Astros

The Astros have been reeling since the Brewers and Bud Selig ruined their season and the Reds are pitching Volquez who started the Season with a Win and will end his season with a win

It would behoove you to bet on the Lox of the Day, you like money , right

You mean since the Astros owner ruined his own team's season by waiting to make a decision about a vital weekend series and forcing the commissioner's hand by playing them in a neutral site dome?

King Hippos Bandaid
09-24-2008, 06:12 AM
5 in a row and on fire

Lets get right down to it, my Lox of the Day is the Blue Jay defeating the already humbled Yankees

The Yanks are out, have nothing to play for, they cant get motivated when something was on the line. Plus AJ Burnett is interviewing for a 2009 Yanks Rotation spot

I see him being light out


looks like it will be the Jays that will Pay today

King Hippos Bandaid
09-25-2008, 10:34 AM
ok back to earth

I dont usually bet for or against local teams

losing yesterday validates this


Today's Lox of the Day is the Chicago Witesox with Gavin Floyd avoiding a sweep and beating the Minnesota Twinks

RhinoinMN
09-25-2008, 10:50 AM
ok back to earth

I dont usually bet for or against local teams

losing yesterday validates this


Today's Lox of the Day is the Chicago Witesox with Gavin Floyd avoiding a sweep and beating the Minnesota Twinks

Thank you.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 06:44 AM
Thank you.

your welcome

you owe me



any hoo , Gavin Floyd did his job, looks like the White Sox relievers didn't want it

They play the tougher team, Cleveland has plays the best 2nd Half baseball in all of baseball


My Lox of the Day for Friday is College Football

UCONN going down to Louisville and beating the Cardinals

I dont care about the Spread, I am predicting an outright victory

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 10:13 AM
your welcome

you owe me



any hoo , Gavin Floyd did his job, looks like the White Sox relievers didn't want it

They play the tougher team, Cleveland has plays the best 2nd Half baseball in all of baseball


My Lox of the Day for Friday is College Football

UCONN going down to Louisville and beating the Cardinals

I dont care about the Spread, I am predicting an outright victory

the spread is UConn +3.5. Let's not act like you are picking the biggest upset of all time

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 10:14 AM
btw you are like 8 for 20 now

TheMojoPin
09-26-2008, 10:43 AM
btw you are like 8 for 20 now

That's almost batting .500. He's having a hot series!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 12:18 PM
im almost at .500


Snoogans is counting 3 games I told him and the board personally

I am actually above .500 in this lock thread

not too Shabby



UCONN do it

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 05:42 PM
im almost at .500


Snoogans is counting 3 games I told him and the board personally

I am actually above .500 in this lock thread

not too Shabby



UCONN do it

no you arent, cause you are counting 2 games you won before this thread. So deal with it


8 for 20

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 05:51 PM
and no, im not counting any of the baseball games from before the thread. There is only 1 game i count that you didnt pick in this thread, and thats lions opening week. and that only counts cause you kept telling people it was your LOCK of the first week

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 10:32 PM
another win


back on mother fucking track

hammersavage
09-27-2008, 08:10 AM
no you arent, cause you are counting 2 games you won before this thread. So deal with it


8 for 20

Minus the vigs you'd be way down.

Well, who you got today, big man?

I like the U myself. And Maryland and Wisconsin.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-28-2008, 11:11 AM
miseed yesterday

will have 2 Lox of the Day

2 Lox , you guys are very lucky


In Football The Skins getting the points against the cowgirls

In Baseball the D Backs keeping an above .500 record and beating the Rockies

King Hippos Bandaid
09-28-2008, 03:26 PM
miseed yesterday

will have 2 Lox of the Day

2 Lox , you guys are very lucky


In Football The Skins getting the points against the cowgirls

In Baseball the D Backs keeping an above .500 record and beating the Rockies


2 Winners 1 Day

a Golden Weekend for the Hippo

3 for 3

disneyspy
09-28-2008, 03:33 PM
my lock for monday-tigers over the whitesox
gonna wear my lucky ball cap

King Hippos Bandaid
09-30-2008, 06:54 AM
disneyspy, leave the picking to the professional


as I posted in the Brew Crew Thread


My Lox of for all of the weekdays ( 5 games) is the Milwaukee Brewers beating the Phillies in the 1st round of NLDS


Edit

Game 1 Brewers Win
Game 2 Phillies Win
Game 3 Brewers Win
Game 4 Brewers Win


Brewers in 4

If the Brewers win in 3 or 5 , I am still gr8 and Epo should send me a gift basket

If the Phillies win, I should get a Jinx gift basket from K.C

epo
09-30-2008, 07:03 AM
disneyspy, leave the picking to the professional

as I posted in the Brew Crew Thread

My Lox of for all of the weekdays ( 5 games) is the Milwaukee Brewers beating the Phillies in the 1st round of NLDS

http://catskillgirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/crying-indian.jpg

TheMojoPin
09-30-2008, 07:06 AM
disneyspy, leave the picking to the professional


as I posted in the Brew Crew Thread


My Lox of for all of the weekdays ( 5 games) is the Milwaukee Brewers beating the Phillies in the 1st round of NLDS

You gotta be more specific with your baseball playoff lox for it to count...how many games will it take?

King Hippos Bandaid
09-30-2008, 07:11 AM
You gotta be more specific with your baseball playoff lox for it to count...how many games will it take?

I re edited my post to make you feel better


also good luck in your series, I have no opinion on it what so ever

Earlshog
09-30-2008, 07:11 AM
disneyspy, leave the picking to the professional


as I posted in the Brew Crew Thread


My Lox of for all of the weekdays ( 5 games) is the Milwaukee Brewers beating the Phillies in the 1st round of NLDS


Edit

Game 1 Brewers Win
Game 2 Phillies Win
Game 3 Brewers Win
Game 4 Brewers Win


Brewers in 4

If the Brewers win in 3 or 5 , I am still gr8 and Epo should send me a gift basket

If the Phillies win, I should get a Jinx gift basket from K.C


:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::cla p::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::cla p::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

King Hippos Bandaid
09-30-2008, 07:36 AM
an added Lox of the Day


Ya gotta be in it to Twin it

The Twins Pwned the White Sox and will continue to do so

my Lox is the Twins beating the White Sox




yw Rhino

Im on Fire Lately............

King Hippos Bandaid
09-30-2008, 08:14 PM
an added Lox of the Day


Ya gotta be in it to Twin it

The Twins Pwned the White Sox and will continue to do so

my Lox is the Twins beating the White Sox




yw Rhino

Im on Fire Lately............



it worked

now we have 2 Chicago teams for the 1st time in a long time


the scrubby twins did not belong

epo
09-30-2008, 08:15 PM
it worked

now we have 2 Chicago teams for the 1st time in a long time

the scrubby twins did not belong

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/20/cody2.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
10-04-2008, 08:16 AM
:lol:

I hate both the Brewers and Phillies for what they did to the Mets

so Epo got screwed by my Lox of the Day




My Lox of the Day for College Football is Alabama wiping the floor with Kentucky at home

the spread is 17.5 and Alabama should cover easily

epo
10-04-2008, 08:26 AM
:lol:

I hate both the Brewers and Phillies for what they did to the Mets

so Epo got screwed by my Lox of the Day


Screwed the Mets? Didn't the Mets have the lead and choked?

LEAVE MY TEAMS ALONE!

skyscraper
10-04-2008, 08:49 AM
:lol:

I hate both the Brewers and Phillies for what they did to the Mets



The Phillies and Brewers just did their jobs, in beating the Mets.
Hate the Mets for what they did to the Mets.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-04-2008, 08:58 AM
The Phillies and Brewers just did their jobs, in beating the Mets.
Hate the Mets for what they did to the Mets.



oh I hate the Mets the most of all

but, misery loves company


Brewers, see you on the golf course

Snoogans
10-04-2008, 08:59 AM
oh I hate the Mets the most of all

but, misery loves company


Brewers, see you on the golf course

its prob 10 degrees in milwaukee. They go curling once the season ends

epo
10-04-2008, 09:04 AM
its prob 10 degrees in milwaukee. They go curling once the season ends

It's 58 and sunny right now.

NO GOLF YET FUCKERS!

Snoogans
10-04-2008, 09:05 AM
It's 58 and sunny right now.

NO GOLF YET FUCKERS!

sweep those brooms. you have to slow the stone down before it goes past all the point rings

King Hippos Bandaid
10-05-2008, 07:36 AM
Alabama didnt cover, so i did miss


for Sunday's Lox of the Day it is going to be Titans 3.5 over the Ravens

King Hippos Bandaid
10-09-2008, 02:55 PM
Get your wallets out

Hippo is ready to solve your personal economical problems with the LOX of the day


Game 1 Phillies vs Dodgers


Phillies win

Hamels is too strong and Philly swept the 4 game series at CBP

I think the Dodgers will win the series, but today game 1 goes to the Phillies

patsopinion
10-09-2008, 03:03 PM
can someone give me a summary of hippoz right to wrong ratio

theres just to much here to walk in at this point

King Hippos Bandaid
10-09-2008, 07:46 PM
can someone give me a summary of hippoz right to wrong ratio

theres just to much here to walk in at this point

hey pencil cruncher

you lost out on serious number

I also told friends ( and bet $25) on the under which was 8 runs

I knew it would be low scoring and hamels will get the win

the Dodgers will strike next


Let Hippo cure your economy blues

PigShitIrish
10-09-2008, 08:19 PM
the Dodgers will strike next




Thaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkk Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

patsopinion
10-10-2008, 04:42 PM
hey pencil cruncher


whats a pencil cruncher?

and your baseball picks look fucking ridiculous in retrospect

Snoogans
10-10-2008, 06:31 PM
dodgers got killed

epo
10-10-2008, 06:37 PM
the Dodgers will strike next

Let Hippo cure your economy blues

Hippos has destroyed my economy!

RhinoinMN
10-10-2008, 06:58 PM
Hippos has destroyed my economy!

mine too.

epo
10-10-2008, 07:02 PM
mine too.

Should the Congress pass a Hippos Lox Bailout Plan?

RhinoinMN
10-10-2008, 07:06 PM
Should the Congress pass a Hippos Lox Bailout Plan?

I say fuck him. He made his bed and he shall lay in it.

epo
10-10-2008, 07:38 PM
I say fuck him. He made his bed and he shall lay in it.

I agree we should throw Hippos in the same prison with the bankers and the sodomites. But what about the victims of his advice?

King Hippos Bandaid
10-11-2008, 01:51 AM
you guys are all talk

I still believe that the Dodgers will win the series

my 2 lox for the weekend since Ill be away in Ocean City are


Texans over the Dolphins giving 3, The Texans will crush the fins


Cowboys over Cardinals, 5 is waaaay to generous, if the Jets scored 56 the Boys should throw down 70

disneyspy
10-11-2008, 09:08 AM
you guys are all talk



Cowboys over Cardinals, 5 is waaaay to generous, if the Jets scored 56 the Boys should throw down 70

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck

Snoogans
10-11-2008, 09:09 AM
you guys are all talk

I still believe that the Dodgers will win the series

my 2 lox for the weekend since Ill be away in Ocean City are


Texans over the Dolphins giving 3, The Texans will crush the fins


Cowboys over Cardinals, 5 is waaaay to generous, if the Jets scored 56 the Boys should throw down 70

the Dolphins just beat the Patriots and then the Chargers

disneyspy
10-11-2008, 09:18 AM
the Dolphins just beat the Patriots and then the Chargers

maybe he thinks they cant beat a bad team?
snoogans,didnt i ask him not to talk about the cowboys?like on the 1st page?
suddenly im worried about the game tommorow

RhinoinMN
10-11-2008, 12:39 PM
maybe he thinks they cant beat a bad team?
snoogans,didnt i ask him not to talk about the cowboys?like on the 1st page?
suddenly im worried about the game tommorow

Be worried. Very worried.

The best of us have fallen to this ill-fated being. Who's to say that you won't as well.

disneyspy
10-11-2008, 12:47 PM
Be worried. Very worried.

The best of us have fallen to this ill-fated being. Who's to say that you won't as well.

his first lock of the nfl season was the lions,ensuring a nightmare of a season
i now live in michigan BOOOOOOOOOOOO

King Hippos Bandaid
10-11-2008, 10:15 PM
u dick suckers will realize that my picks are on target

enjoy ur cock swallowing, I will be correct on my pics

Snoogans
10-12-2008, 04:19 PM
u dick suckers will realize that my picks are on target

enjoy ur cock swallowing, I will be correct on my pics

Well Dallas lost, and Houston didnt exactly CRUSH the fins considering it took them scoring last play to win and they didnt cover the spread. YOU LOST THEM BOTH

disneyspy
10-12-2008, 04:45 PM
Cowboys over Cardinals, 5 is waaaay to generous, if the Jets scored 56 the Boys should throw down 70

u dick suckers will realize that my picks are on target

enjoy ur cock swallowing, I will be correct on my pics

hiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOO OOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Snoogans
10-13-2008, 08:03 AM
Romo out 4 weeks. Damn did you fucked them good, hip

Bossanova
10-13-2008, 08:36 AM
I would like to thank ol' JewBag McJinx for fucking the Cowboys.

Kevin
10-13-2008, 08:55 AM
I would like to thank ol' JewBag McJinx for fucking the Cowboys.



NICE! I will forget that you're awful team cost me like 40cents and join you in thanking jewbag Mcjinx for ass raping the Cowboys.

Bossanova
10-13-2008, 08:58 AM
NICE! I will forget that you're awful team cost me like 40cents and join you in thanking jewbag Mcjinx for ass raping the Cowboys.

How could they cost you money? Only a fool would bet against them

epo
10-13-2008, 10:12 AM
Romo out 4 weeks. Damn did you fucked them good, hip

His jinx-work is actually quite amazing. To start and end a losing game by giving up a special teams TD is something. To do that & break the Cowboys' Pro-Bowl QB....AWESOME!

JewBag McJinx
10-13-2008, 04:07 PM
I pick the Browns plus 9 to beat the Giants. And the under. Giants Offense sucks, they will never score on that Brown D.

And the Redsox to come back and win tonight!

TheMojoPin
10-13-2008, 04:53 PM
....

Words.

Rage.

....

PAIN.

....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JewBag McJinx
10-13-2008, 05:00 PM
....

Words.

Rage.

....

PAIN.

....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats up Mojo?

IMSlacker
10-13-2008, 05:29 PM
I pick the Browns plus 9 to beat the Giants. And the under. Giants Offense sucks, they will never score on that Brown D.

And the Redsox to come back and win tonight!

An Irish Jew? Hmmm.

JewBag McJinx
10-13-2008, 05:33 PM
An Irish Jew? Hmmm.

Top of the morning to ya, bubola.

Snoogans
10-14-2008, 04:36 AM
I pick the Browns plus 9 to beat the Giants. And the under. Giants Offense sucks, they will never score on that Brown D.

And the Redsox to come back and win tonight!

this character sucks

Bossanova
10-14-2008, 11:26 AM
Wow, yeah he does. And stop stealing my phrases you pricks

IMSlacker
10-14-2008, 11:57 AM
My new board character, Shinazee, is really gonna turn this place on it's ear.

JewBag McJinx
10-14-2008, 12:11 PM
Don't hate the player folks, hate the game.

disneyspy
10-14-2008, 12:26 PM
this thread is amusin
when hes not ass rapin da cowboys

Snoogans
10-14-2008, 12:28 PM
My new board character, Shinazee, is really gonna turn this place on it's ear.

fuck shinazee all over their sleep number beds

King Hippos Bandaid
10-15-2008, 08:45 AM
nice new board character of me .......

well Miami showed a lil more heart than I thought

gotta love those odds makers making the 1-3 Texans the favorites ovewr the 3-2 Fins



and for Dallas, oopies Im wrong

I rather be 0-50 and have Romo get hurt for the season, then get a silly football pick right



Im back from Maryland and will be debuting my NHL Lox tomorrow


for tonight Phillies close out the series

the Dodgers are done, u blow a late lead at home, u lack heart

I hate the Phillies, but these are the faces, Phillies up 3-1, at home and are starting Cole Hamels

K.C.
10-15-2008, 08:46 AM
for tonight Phillies close out the series

the Dodgers are done, u blow a late lead at home, u lack heart

I hate the Phillies, but these are the faces, Phillies up 3-1, at home and are starting Cole Hamels

I hope you choke on a rib bone.

skyscraper
10-15-2008, 08:50 AM
for tonight Phillies close out the series

the Dodgers are done, u blow a late lead at home, u lack heart

I hate the Phillies, but these are the faces, Phillies up 3-1, at home and are starting Cole Hamels

Phillies are not at home, they are in LA.
I think that negates your jinx.

Snoogans
10-15-2008, 09:00 AM
Phillies are not at home, they are in LA.
I think that negates your jinx.

or enhances his stupidity, making him more wrong

K.C.
10-15-2008, 09:06 AM
or enhances his stupidity, making him more wrong

So I should expect lightning to strike the team bus on the way to the stadium and make it explode?

K.C.
10-15-2008, 09:13 AM
This cannot stand.

Scottinnj will over up a live chicken to Jobu tonight to reverse this Hippo jinx.

We shall not be denied!!!

Snoogans
10-15-2008, 10:03 AM
So I should expect lightning to strike the team bus on the way to the stadium and make it explode?

wouldnt that be great

Snoogans
10-15-2008, 10:04 AM
This cannot stand.

Scottinnj will over up a live chicken to Jobu tonight to reverse this Hippo jinx.

We shall not be denied!!!

Who gets to fuck Dorn's wife?

King Hippos Bandaid
10-15-2008, 10:11 AM
its 2--3-2


wish i cared enough to know


Then I negate this pick

Dodgers win game 5

but Phillies win game 6

Snoogans
10-15-2008, 10:13 AM
stop it now fatboy. You cant try to appease these people now. And you might know the playoff format if the mets ever fuckin made them


You still cursed the Phils.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-15-2008, 10:21 AM
stop it now fatboy. You cant try to appease these people now. And you might know the playoff format if the mets ever fuckin made them


You still cursed the Phils.

I wish, hate the Phillies
but LA isnt goin out like that at home

they will fold over in Philly

Snoogans
10-15-2008, 10:32 AM
I wish, hate the Phillies
but LA isnt goin out like that at home

they will fold over in Philly

why must you do this to me. you made a pick, i bet the dodgers, now you fuck me. Watch them both lose somehow now

Kevin
10-15-2008, 10:39 AM
why must you do this to me. you made a pick, i bet the dodgers, now you fuck me. Watch them both lose somehow now

Shit, i gotta call my bitch in LA. Because there is gunna be a 8.0 earthquake in LA now.

Earlshog
10-15-2008, 11:44 AM
:furious:

TheMojoPin
10-15-2008, 02:09 PM
Shit, i gotta call my bitch in LA. Because there is gunna be a 8.0 earthquake in LA now.

"Baby, is that you?!?"

http://bossip.com/Turtle.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 09:22 AM
Sunday Lox of the Day


Baseball: Sox win Sox Win

I hate them but look at their track record in elimination games


Football: Colts

They will rape the Packers, might as well call them the Fudge Packers, after the Colts are done with them

lleeder
10-19-2008, 09:25 AM
Sunday Lox of the Day


Baseball: Sox win Sox Win

I hate them but look at their track record in elimination games


Football: Colts

They will rape the Packers, might as well call them the Fudge Packers, after the Colts are done with them

If they get raped wouldn't the colts be the ones packing the fudge. They would need to rape someone else to be a Fudge Packer.

Bossanova
10-19-2008, 09:26 AM
Sunday Lox of the Day


Baseball: Sox win Sox Win

I hate them but look at their track record in elimination games


Football: Colts

They will rape the Packers, might as well call them the Fudge Packers, after the Colts are done with them

Thank you! I am playing against Manning this week in fantasy, you are the best

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 01:20 PM
If the sox lose tonight, Im coming to fuckin find you

lleeder
10-19-2008, 03:05 PM
I wonder if Hippo thinks this 52 yard field goal will be good?

King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 07:22 PM
If the sox lose tonight, Im coming to fuckin find you

fuck the Sox

I hope they all die in a Crash

I hope this Jinx works and u fucks are screwed

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 07:23 PM
fuck the Sox

I hope they all die in a Crash

I hope this Jinx works and u fucks are screwed

i hope you steer clear of me next time we are at the same place

King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 07:25 PM
i hope you steer clear of me next time we are at the same place

Let Go Rays

Sox win too much, sorry bout your team pal

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 07:26 PM
Die in a fire

epo
10-19-2008, 07:33 PM
Sunday Lox of the Day
Football: Colts

They will rape the Packers, might as well call them the Fudge Packers, after the Colts are done with them

If you want good money, bet against the Hippos!

TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 07:35 PM
Kevin, Snoogan and I are gonna hunt down Hippo and Snoogans is gonna do him like Ricky from Boyz in the Hood...with a Jehri Curl and a double-barrel shotgun as Hippo runs away in slow motion.

KingGeno
10-19-2008, 07:41 PM
Sunday Lox of the Day


Baseball: Sox win Sox Win

I hate them but look at their track record in elimination games


Football: Colts

They will rape the Packers, might as well call them the Fudge Packers, after the Colts are done with them

Oh boy...

King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 07:43 PM
worked like a charm

yes now i have a team to cheer for

Phillies in 5


Lets go Phillies

Lets go Phillies


Phillies Rule

TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 07:43 PM
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epo
10-19-2008, 07:44 PM
worked like a charm

yes now i have a team to cheer for

Phillies in 5


Lets go Phillies

Lets go Phillies


Phillies Rule

Can I get a ruling from a mod?

Does that equate to Tampa in 4?

K.C.
10-19-2008, 07:44 PM
worked like a charm

yes now i have a team to cheer for

Phillies in 5


Lets go Phillies

Lets go Phillies


Phillies Rule

Not going to work. We exorcised your jinx.

Didn't work against the Dodgers, won't work here.

TheMojoPin
10-19-2008, 07:45 PM
Can I get a ruling from a mod?

Does that equate to Tampa in 4?

If any Phillies fan wants Hippo banned for life after their inevitable loss now, please post your request to do so.

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 08:02 PM
Hippo, I hate you, and I wish bad things on you and your loved ones

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 08:23 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/2992/fmurrayabrahamcopywy0.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
10-19-2008, 08:24 PM
a lil overreacting

your team failed

Snoogans
10-19-2008, 08:26 PM
a lil overreacting

your team failed

if that was failing, whats it called when your team chokes it before the playoffs ever start?