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underdog
08-31-2009, 03:36 PM
Evan Rachel Wood is like the fucking high school play version of a vampire queen. Really badly acted.
Yeah, I totally agree with this.
lleeder
08-31-2009, 03:38 PM
Wow. What a shit episode. Evan Rachel Wood is like the fucking high school play version of a vampire queen. Really badly acted.
Highlights were every scene with Eric, Sookie entering the house with sink-man and floor-creep, and Carl getting capped. On the other hand, Lafayette getting turned, Tara getting re-turned, and Lettie Mae turning on Sookie and Lafayette were so telegraphed it was painful to watch. I'm strongly looking forward to a fresh start next season. As it is I'll be watching the finale only out of a need to see the story play out instead of actual enjoyment.
It seems like there are no mediocre episodes. Only the really good and shit the bed bad.
From a story telling point of view I dont get why they have Tara get unturned then immediately turned back. i hate when shows waste our time with pointless shit. i guess that led to Lafayette getting turned but what a snoozer that was. usually the end of an episode leaves us with a good cliffhanger. The only good thing is the last episode will be the real ending episode. not like last year when the 2nd to last was when all the conflict ended.
The Ogre
08-31-2009, 04:26 PM
From a story telling point of view I dont get why they have Tara get unturned then immediately turned back. i hate when shows waste our time with pointless shit. i guess that led to Lafayette getting turned but what a snoozer that was. usually the end of an episode leaves us with a good cliffhanger. The only good thing is the last episode will be the real ending episode. not like last year when the 2nd to last was when all the conflict ended.
For real man. They went through that whole boring rigamarole with Tara getting saved then undid it in 3 minutes the next episode. As far as the season finale goes for this year, I find myself wishing it was when Godric offed himself in Dallas.
boobieman
09-01-2009, 01:10 AM
I liked the episode. The only thing that worries me...THE EGG..wtf is with that. I also did not like that Carl just gets shot and dies. I really thought he was going to be the god or more involved. They are building up and building up. They better have one hell of a ending.
2 weeks and 1 more episode left. Shit The Wife will be away on that Sunday..2 weeks and 1 day.
Wonder if the women liked Eric in the dress...did not do much for me.
SEEEYAYYAYAAAAAAA
Reynolds
09-03-2009, 05:28 PM
Kid bleeds tears in real life
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/03/blood.tears.mystery/index.html
Calvino Inman had just stepped out of the shower one evening in May when a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror caused him to panic. "I looked up and saw myself, and I thought I was going to die," says the 15-year-old from Rockwood, Tennessee. His eyes were streaming tears of blood.
Justice4all
09-03-2009, 09:43 PM
For all those that are wondering about Sookie and her "new" power, I'm guessing you guys don't recall the very first episode.
Remember when Bill was being attacked by those two people that wanted to harvest his blood? When Sookie came out, she grabbed the guy and threw him through the air with some sort of supernatural strength. It's obvious she has some underlying powers that she is unaware of so I doubt this flash of light is anything new picked up from Maryanne's attack.
wasn't that BILL who threw the guy in the air when it was Sookie who was being attacked by the Rattels?
He was moving so fast you couldn't see him
NickyL0885
09-03-2009, 09:49 PM
wasn't that BILL who threw the guy in the air when it was Sookie who was being attacked by the Rattels?
He was moving so fast you couldn't see him
correct.
TripleSkeet
09-04-2009, 07:43 AM
wasn't that BILL who threw the guy in the air when it was Sookie who was being attacked by the Rattels?
He was moving so fast you couldn't see him
I think you got a little confused, Sookie used a chain like it was a whip and wrapped it around the guys throat...kind of amazing Bill and herself at the time.
Sookies a supernatural, not just a telepath. Im interested to see how far they go in explaining what she really is.
King Imp
09-04-2009, 08:35 AM
wasn't that BILL who threw the guy in the air when it was Sookie who was being attacked by the Rattels?
He was moving so fast you couldn't see him
That was the second time when they came back for revenge after she stopped them from taking Bill's blood the first time.
TripleSkeet remembers it.
TheGameHHH
09-13-2009, 06:16 PM
that was an interesting finale. im glad eggs is finally dead, he might have been the worst character ever on that show. im not sure if it was his character or what, but he cant act for shit.
it seems like the way they killed Mary Anne was poorly thought out. they could have done that months ago. other than that i really liked the episode and this season as a whole. can't wait till season 3.
underdog
09-13-2009, 07:51 PM
Did the acting on this show just get progressively worse through the season? This finale was just filled with awful acting.
honeybunny69L
09-14-2009, 06:25 AM
im glad eggs is finally dead, he might have been the worst character ever on that show. im not sure if it was his character or what, but he cant act for shit.
I didn't get to watch the episode, Jetblue doesn't have HBO, they suck.. I told my husband 2 weeks ago that eggs was the sacrafice. Glad I am right, tired of his character. Can't wait to watch it even though I am reading not so good reviews... One question, I don't mind the spoilers I'll watch it anyway. Any introduction of werewolves?
CountryBob
09-14-2009, 07:47 AM
no werewolves - just an anti-clemactic season finale
Aggie
09-14-2009, 08:17 AM
I didn't get to watch the episode, Jetblue doesn't have HBO, they suck.. I told my husband 2 weeks ago that eggs was the sacrafice. Glad I am right, tired of his character. Can't wait to watch it even though I am reading not so good reviews... One question, I don't mind the spoilers I'll watch it anyway. Any introduction of werewolves?
His death had nothing to do with the ceremony or sacrifice but he's gone. That's all that matters and like Bob said, no werewolves.
Pretty boring finale, I just felt so glad Maryanne was gone I didn't care what happened. Sookie really changed her mind quickly after seeing that diamond on her hand. Wasn't it pretty obvious it was Eric or his minions that took Bill? So next season will probably have Bill missing and Eric manipulating Sookie to get close to her. Something will be off with Sam's parents and Jason will have the murder on his conscious. I'll reserve judgment until next season.
Oh, I was watching the Tampa/Cowboy game and loffed when I saw this player: http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1844/Jeremy_Trueblood
lleeder
09-14-2009, 09:36 AM
I loved the image of the bullgod gutting mary anne then sam holding her heart. I wish that was the last thing we saw on the show. eggs had too long a neck to be respected as an actor. I like the potential for a blood crazed jessica run wild. i wonder why the queen wants lafayette to sell blood but could care less that bill has been captured.
underdog
09-14-2009, 09:38 AM
I always thought his name was X.
lleeder
09-14-2009, 09:42 AM
I always thought his name was X.
i just call him n
JustJon
09-14-2009, 10:28 AM
it seems like the way they killed Mary Anne was poorly thought out. they could have done that months ago. other than that i really liked the episode and this season as a whole. can't wait till season 3.
They couldn't do it months ago because it wouldn't have worked. Belief made her invincible, as the queen said. She became vulnerable when she thought it was her god goring her and not Sam (even if it was obvious it was him).
TheGameHHH
09-14-2009, 12:46 PM
They couldn't do it months ago because it wouldn't have worked. Belief made her invincible, as the queen said. She became vulnerable when she thought it was her god goring her and not Sam (even if it was obvious it was him).
Even the queen herself admitted she wasn't even sure if that was true
EliSnow
09-14-2009, 12:53 PM
Even the queen herself admitted she wasn't even sure if that was true
I think that she meant that she didn't know whether it was possible to kill Maryann that way. They wrote it that way to create suspense as to whether she could ever be defeated, not that she could have been killed earlier.
In the end, the fact that she died the way she did proved the Queen right.
Terry0714
09-15-2009, 02:52 AM
Pretty boring finale, I just felt so glad Maryanne was gone I didn't care what happened. Sookie really changed her mind quickly after seeing that diamond on her hand. Wasn't it pretty obvious it was Eric or his minions that took Bill? So next season will probably have Bill missing and Eric manipulating Sookie to get close to her. Something will be off with Sam's parents and Jason will have the murder on his conscious. I'll reserve judgment until next season.
No if they are taking stuff from the book his maker took him. & next season the werewolves will be comin
Aggie
09-15-2009, 06:01 AM
No if they are taking stuff from the book his maker took him. & next season the werewolves will be comin
That makes sense, haven't gotten to that book yet but Eric can still be behind it. Eric is the one that called his maker to Dallas and the queen told Eric to take care of Bill so this is his way of keeping his hands clean. But I know she was bitter too so Eric may have nothing to do with it but I doubt it because of his infatuation with Sookie.
realmenhatelife
09-15-2009, 06:25 AM
For real man. They went through that whole boring rigamarole with Tara getting saved then undid it in 3 minutes the next episode. As far as the season finale goes for this year, I find myself wishing it was when Godric offed himself in Dallas.
That's pretty much where it ends in the book, although somewhat differently. The Dallas story arc was the majority of it, and then they just sortof pop in to resolve the maenad thing really really quickly. All the books are pretty much like that, some aspect of the story is resolved in a page at the very end.
The show has the uncommon trouble of having to invent and embelish a bunch of stuff for content, instead of having to cut a bunch out like adaptations usually do.
The MaryAnne story arc really drug ass for me.
CountryBob
09-15-2009, 07:15 AM
At least we got to see Sookie in her bra - just knowing that those delicious boobs were hiding under there was nice.
KingGeno
12-02-2009, 11:10 PM
So they are adding a biker gang of werewolves next season.
WHY THE FUCK do they have to toss werewolves in wherever vampires are?
Gimme a biker gang of mummies, and I'd watch it over this dumb idea.
TheMojoPin
12-02-2009, 11:27 PM
Gimme a biker gang of mummies, and I'd watch it over this dumb idea.
Holy shit, I want that to be a real TV show so bad.
Really, I'd watch mummies doing anything.
Aggie
03-25-2010, 11:13 AM
awww, miss mojo.
i can hardly wait until june!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want eric back.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100325/true-blood-june-13_510.jpg
TheGameHHH
03-25-2010, 01:10 PM
awww, miss mojo.
i can hardly wait until june!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want eric back.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100325/true-blood-june-13_510.jpg
can't fuckin wait!!!!
EliSnow
04-01-2010, 10:53 AM
I just read an article that Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual.
Enjoy.
Tenbatsuzen
04-01-2010, 10:55 AM
I just read an article that Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual.
Enjoy.
Do you think her fiance (who plays Bill) should just have "LUCKIEST MAN EVER" tattooed sonewhere on his person?
CountryBob
04-01-2010, 12:55 PM
Maybe they will write in some hot lesbo vamp action on the show now
boobieman
04-02-2010, 03:21 AM
Maybe they will write in some hot lesbo vamp action on the show now
Hope with the red head...I think she is cute.
http://theneave.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/deborah-ann-woll.jpg
SSSSYEYAYAAA
I just read an article that Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual.
Enjoy.
I wish I could enjoy her.
furie
04-02-2010, 05:17 PM
I just read an article that Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual.
Enjoy.
do you mean in the series or real life?
EliSnow
04-02-2010, 05:38 PM
do you mean in the series or real life?
The actress is bisexual.
I have no idea if the character would go both ways.
boobieman
04-03-2010, 10:47 AM
I think the only 3some on true blood with be Anna..bill and Eric...my wife is slugging across the floor.
Just hope they don't pull a Big love and only put out 9 episodes...fuckin annoying.
SSEYYAYAAAAA
ChimneyFish
04-03-2010, 11:08 AM
I just read an article that Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual.
Enjoy.
Once in a great while the world just becomes a little better than it was the day before.
Willmore
04-05-2010, 07:12 AM
Once in a great while the world just becomes a little better than it was the day before.
Unless there's video, I don't see how this makes our lives any better.
ChimneyFish
04-05-2010, 07:28 AM
Life is but a dream, my friend.
Aggie
04-27-2010, 09:06 AM
the first of 6 mini-sodes leading up to the new season. eric and pam are great! sorry you have to click the link to take you to the video.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/04/27/true-blood-minisode-eric-and-pam-audition-dancers/
Aggie
04-27-2010, 11:08 AM
season 3 poster! i need this in a larger resolution. love it.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100427/true-blood-season-3_510.jpg
for those who have read the books: notice the wolf in there, assume it's alcide who will be introduced this season!
TripleSkeet
04-27-2010, 11:09 AM
season 3 poster! i need this in a larger resolution. love it.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100427/true-blood-season-3_510.jpg
for those who have read the books: notice the wolf in there, assume it's alcide who will be introduced this season!
Whos the snake?
Aggie
04-27-2010, 11:27 AM
Whos the snake?
i'm only on book 4 but don't think that is a character. probably just represents evil or a phallic symbol coming out from between jessica's legs.
Aggie
06-12-2010, 08:09 PM
season premiere tomorrow, can anyone hook me up with a way to watch it since i don't have hbo anymore? please pm me if you do, would be totally grateful!
my sister is going to a true blood watching party tomorrow, she's dressing as pam. wish i could go with her! sounds fun.
TheGameHHH
06-13-2010, 04:47 PM
pre-show special now then season preimere in 13 minutes. im about to jizz vampire blood
boobieman
06-14-2010, 01:36 AM
I thought it was a great first episode. I like where they are going with things. I really thought the whole werewolf thing was going to be too much, but I like what looks like it is planned.
Just one complaint about the episode....Almost way too gay..funny..but gay.
overall I am looking forward to more.
SSSEEEyyyya
underdog
06-14-2010, 03:10 PM
That first 25 minutes was the gayest thing I've ever seen on television. And I once viewed ronfez.net on my television.
Kevin
06-14-2010, 03:13 PM
That first 25 minutes was the gayest thing I've ever seen on television. And I once viewed ronfez.net on my television.
Yea, i was like WTF is going on???
Then Sam woke up and i was....
l
Dissapoi.... I mean relieved!
celery
06-16-2010, 07:45 PM
I fuckin' love Sookie. And Jessica.
That's all.
TheGameHHH
06-27-2010, 06:15 PM
I love this new vampire Franklin. Him taking that head out of the bag and making it talk was hilarious
furie
06-27-2010, 06:37 PM
that head twist fucking was retarded.
LordJezo
06-28-2010, 04:01 PM
that head twist fucking was retarded.
If retarded is the new slang for awesome, then yes, I agree.
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6556/wowqd.jpg
King Imp
06-28-2010, 07:22 PM
Okay, here is something that confused me. During the flashback, how did Lorena get into the house if she wasn't invited?
Kevin
06-28-2010, 07:42 PM
Okay, here is something that confused me. During the flashback, how did Lorena get into the house if she wasn't invited?
I think it has something to do with it being Bills house.
What was she saying at the end?
I couldn't pick it up.
TheGameHHH
06-28-2010, 07:52 PM
Okay, here is something that confused me. During the flashback, how did Lorena get into the house if she wasn't invited?
what I gathered was that since it was still technically Bill's house she didn't need to be invited in because vampires don't need to be invited in to other vampire's houses as explained by Franklin when he walked into Bill's house and Jessica called him out on it.
Furtherman
06-29-2010, 06:09 AM
If retarded is the new slang for awesome, then yes, I agree.
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6556/wowqd.jpg
I saw this clip and found it very amusing.
So... is she dead? Or do vampires come back from something like that?
TripleSkeet
06-29-2010, 08:26 AM
I saw this clip and found it very amusing.
So... is she dead? Or do vampires come back from something like that?
Dead? She didnt even lose conciousness.
LordJezo
06-29-2010, 02:00 PM
Dead? She didnt even lose conciousness.
Yeah man, she was still moaning and saying stuff after the neck turn.
It was impressive.
that head twist fucking was retarded.
Agreed.
Ever since Bill threw that fire lamp at her I keep thinking they will do a flashback and show us that Bill is just thinking these actions not doing them. I usually get turned off when things get over the top unbelievable/unreal but shit the show is about vampires I guess I should give it more slack.
smiler grogan
06-29-2010, 05:07 PM
I was hoping he was going to keep turning her head until he ripped it off but since she turned him I guess he doesn't have the strength to do that.
Oh no, Snookie is worried for Bill.
Will Russell's plan work?
CountryBob
08-02-2010, 04:48 AM
Allright - what the hell is Sookie now?
Willmore
08-02-2010, 07:21 AM
Allright - what the hell is Sookie now?
Fairy.
TheGameHHH
08-02-2010, 07:55 AM
Allright - what the hell is Sookie now?
hot bi-sexual bitch
CountryBob
08-02-2010, 09:31 AM
That is 100% true - I even find her gap teeth sexy now!
Enabler
08-02-2010, 03:09 PM
That Snooki scene with all the dancing fairies and bullshit literally made me say out loud, "what the fuck am I watching?" Even with all the shirtless men and dudes kissing...that may have been the gayest thing on the show so far.
This season has been a tough watch. They're teetering on M Night Shymalan bad at this point.
smiler grogan
08-02-2010, 05:43 PM
The death of the magister was disappointing. That actor plays such a great scumbag weasel type.
Willmore
08-03-2010, 06:31 AM
That Snooki scene with all the dancing fairies and bullshit literally made me say out loud, "what the fuck am I watching?" Even with all the shirtless men and dudes kissing...that may have been the gayest thing on the show so far.
This season has been a tough watch. They're teetering on M Night Shymalan bad at this point.
Yeah, there were a couple of naked chicks, but they were mostly in the background. The least they could've done is have the fairy that was talking to Snookie be naked.
Snacks
08-03-2010, 10:04 PM
Im getting sick of this show. I have screamed out loud as well "Why The Fuck am I watching this shit?"
I hate the 2 main character sookie and bill but love Jason and Lafayaette are funny. They could carry the entire show even if they never talked about vampires at all.
boobieman
08-04-2010, 04:33 AM
Im getting sick of this show. I have screamed out loud as well "Why The Fuck am I watching this shit?"
I hate the 2 main character sookie and bill but love Jason and Lafayaette are funny. They could carry the entire show even if they never talked about vampires at all.
You are going to hate Jason...soon.
I think they are trying to do too much. 2 episodes earlier was one of the best they ever did. The last 2 were just not good. Trying to do so much.
Never should of done the fairies, and not do that dumb swim and love land...I mean yes their was naked chicks, but come on..just sort of..sort of FUCKIN DUMB.
Like the way Bill's maker buys it (can't think of her name right now).
Eric is the best....condescending prick...who just wants to rip the king apart, which I hope he does.
And is it just me but the chick that Jason likes...I don't think is that cute?
SSSSYYEYAYAAAA
Willmore
08-04-2010, 06:48 AM
You are going to hate Jason...soon.
I think they are trying to do too much. 2 episodes earlier was one of the best they ever did. The last 2 were just not good. Trying to do so much.
Never should of done the fairies, and not do that dumb swim and love land...I mean yes their was naked chicks, but come on..just sort of..sort of FUCKIN DUMB.
Like the way Bill's maker buys it (can't think of her name right now).
Eric is the best....condescending prick...who just wants to rip the king apart, which I hope he does.
And is it just me but the chick that Jason likes...I don't think is that cute?
SSSSYYEYAYAAAA
It's not like they have a choice. It's based on books, books that are pretty dumb to begin with.
Spoiler ahead:
Crystal ends up being a werepanther living in a werepanther community. Yeah it's that fucked up. Are there any normal people in that Podunk town?
CountryBob
08-04-2010, 07:11 AM
It's not like they have a choice. It's based on books, books that are pretty dumb to begin with.
Spoiler ahead:
Crystal ends up being a werepanther living in a werepanther community. Yeah it's that fucked up. Are there any normal people in that Podunk town?
Haha - damn, I started watching this show because of the Vampire's. Now, we have shape shifters, Fairy's, Werewolves and WerePanthers? What's next, a break dancing mummy?
Willmore
08-04-2010, 07:52 AM
Haha - damn, I started watching this show because of the Vampire's. Now, we have shape shifters, Fairy's, Werewolves and WerePanthers? What's next, a break dancing mummy?
Witches, wiccans, semi-demons, plus there was that maenad thing with the claw last season.
King Imp
08-10-2010, 10:40 PM
That was probably the gayest episode to date. Thank God for the action in this episode to cleanse the palate.
CountryBob
08-11-2010, 04:18 AM
Will Tara get naked already? I am wanting to see those delicious boobs and juicy big ass!
Willmore
08-11-2010, 06:45 AM
Will Tara get naked already? I am wanting to see those delicious boobs and juicy big ass!
My thoughts exactly. That's about the only reason I'm watching the show now. Well her, and the redhead vampire jailbait.
smiler grogan
08-11-2010, 08:05 AM
Tara has been strategically shot since the beginning so I assume she wont be bearing the goods. If Jessica does a nude scene I will be overjoyed.
Serpico1103
08-11-2010, 08:21 AM
Is it me, or is everyone on that show shredded. They should release an exercise video. Or more appropriately, publish their pharmaceutical regimen.
TripleSkeet
08-11-2010, 08:27 AM
Ive been pretty happy with the season so far. I mean at this point, Ive come to realize the writers like to get you completely lost by halfway through the season, then have it all come together to wrap it up by the end.
I love the King Vampire. That guy plays an excellent role. Im not sure what they will be, but from looking up some history Im still expecting new supernatural creatures, so that doesnt bother me.
Eric, Lafayette, and Jason have all been awesome this year.
And Jessica is the hottest chick on the show BY FAR.
They could do with a little less of the man love though. And theyve gotta stop making that guy Alcide such a pussy. Hes a big mother and a werewolf. He needs to seriously fuck somebody up.
realmenhatelife
08-11-2010, 09:38 AM
There are a few funny things with the man on man action though. First, people need to remember the show is from Alan Ball, who I'm pretty sure is super gay. Alienation and deviance are pretty major themes. In part they're aspiring to be trashy, cheap thrills eye candy and you have a lot of women that watch the show.
Also, vampires would be gay. You play up this extreme passion and hedonism in them so ofcourse they're going to be sticking it everywhere. Plus, the older ones would've come from a time, or lived through times, when homosexuality was a completely different concept and dude romping wasn't such a big deal.
For example, in the most recent book you learn that Eric's maker was a Roman who liked Northern Europeans and he started his life as a boytoy.
Serpico1103
08-11-2010, 09:51 AM
I have watched most of the shows, but I am lost on the hierarchy of the vampires.
How does the vampire king, vampire queen, and magistrate rank in relation to each other?
Who is the most powerful vampire they have showed so far? Does each state or region have a vampire king equal to Russel?
realmenhatelife
08-11-2010, 10:05 AM
I have watched most of the shows, but I am lost on the hierarchy of the vampires.
How does the vampire king, vampire queen, and magistrate rank in relation to each other?
Who is the most powerful vampire they have showed so far? Does each state or region have a vampire king equal to Russel?
Kings and Queens are like governors of states, sherrifs are like mayors although they cover areas larger than a city. It is implied that the magister is an agent of some greater ruling council so he is imbued with a power above the kings and queens. So technically the magister is the most influential vampire they've shown. The kings and queens can marry or take eachother over to consolidate power and financial resources. Sophie Anne was in a financially week position because of taxes and katrina which leads to political trouble in both the series and the books.
I think Eric tells Sookie that there are 4 greater regions in the country that contain various states, so theres probably one level above the kings/queens.
TripleSkeet
08-11-2010, 12:17 PM
There are a few funny things with the man on man action though. First, people need to remember the show is from Alan Ball, who I'm pretty sure is super gay. Alienation and deviance are pretty major themes. In part they're aspiring to be trashy, cheap thrills eye candy and you have a lot of women that watch the show.
I know ALOT of women that werent happy with that Eric kiss. LOL
BTW the last episode was prolly best of the season. I about stopped d/ling it but last episode was good.
Doctor Manhattan
08-20-2010, 05:11 AM
I have been watching the show and liking it, even with all the gay sex. The end of the Eric/Talbert(sp?) sex scene got me thinking (aside from the gay vampire sex) and then the Jason using wooden bullets scene made me think about it again:
What happens if a vampire gets a splinter?
If you jam a wooden stake into a vampire they explode into a bloody, gooey mess, if you shoot them with a wooden bullet, same thing. What if they step on a broken wooden floor and it breaks their skin or get a splinter when using a hand rail? Is there a certain amount of wood that will kill a vampire? No one has ever tried to stake me or shoot me with any bullet, wooden, silver or lead; but I have had small pieces of wood break my skin before. If I were a vampire would I have accidentally killed myself because someone didn't properly sand some furniture?
It's not like silver, there is wood all over the place. Vampires cannot avoid wood in some form for too long and some of these dudes have been around for thousands of years when even more items were made of wood. Has there ever been a vampire carpenter?
realmenhatelife
08-20-2010, 05:27 AM
I have been watching the show and liking it, even with all the gay sex. The end of the Eric/Talbert(sp?) sex scene got me thinking (aside from the gay vampire sex) and then the Jason using wooden bullets scene made me think about it again:
What happens if a vampire gets a splinter?
If you jam a wooden stake into a vampire they explode into a bloody, gooey mess, if you shoot them with a wooden bullet, same thing. What if they step on a broken wooden floor and it breaks their skin or get a splinter when using a hand rail? Is there a certain amount of wood that will kill a vampire? No one has ever tried to stake me or shoot me with any bullet, wooden, silver or lead; but I have had small pieces of wood break my skin before. If I were a vampire would I have accidentally killed myself because someone didn't properly sand some furniture?
It's not like silver, there is wood all over the place. Vampires cannot avoid wood in some form for too long and some of these dudes have been around for thousands of years when even more items were made of wood. Has there ever been a vampire carpenter?
It's wood through the heart, so that would be hard to do accidentally. Although, in the world of True Blood, the location of the heart is somewhat nebulous.
Doctor Manhattan
08-20-2010, 06:34 AM
It's wood through the heart, so that would be hard to do accidentally. Although, in the world of True Blood, the location of the heart is somewhat nebulous.
I guess I missed the heart thing. Everyone seems to have really good aim, or vampires have large hearts.
deliciousV
09-11-2011, 06:48 PM
it was 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt short of a Ghost Whisperer, I keep watching, and I don't have a fucking clue why.
TripleSkeet
09-11-2011, 08:45 PM
Im still into it. I thought this season was great. I love the fact Russell Edgington is coming back next season.
sailor
09-11-2011, 09:06 PM
Im still into it. I thought this season was great. I love the fact Russell Edgington is coming back next season.
Was that the season finale? Lots of characters getting killed off all over the place at the end.
Snacks
09-11-2011, 10:09 PM
Was that the season finale? Lots of characters getting killed off all over the place at the end.
yes it was. there is no way tara is dead or could she really be? i hope not i like her.
sailor
09-12-2011, 02:39 AM
i don't think so either.
ihaveabadmonkey
09-12-2011, 03:51 AM
mmmmm naked Jessica
realmenhatelife
09-12-2011, 04:04 AM
Did Jessica get naked? I only watched like one episode this season.
CountryBob
09-12-2011, 04:26 AM
I saw Jessica side boob and her naked body humping was so fucking hot!
Hopefully, next season Sookie will be having lesbian sex with Jessica
Snacks
09-12-2011, 06:04 AM
I saw Jessica side boob and her naked body humping was so fucking hot!
Hopefully, next season Sookie will be having lesbian sex with Jessica
I would be all for that!
I thought last night Jessica would finally be seen naked but they teased it and it never happened. Came close thought so maybe she will be ok to do full nudes by next season!
CountryBob
09-12-2011, 06:09 AM
I would demand it in her contract for next season - full nudity and spread vag
TripleSkeet
09-12-2011, 07:49 AM
i don't think so either.
I dont think so either. Im thinking right at the edge until someone pops out and bites into their wrist. The last 15 minutes of the show were just awesome.
TripleSkeet
09-12-2011, 07:50 AM
I would demand it in her contract for next season - full nudity and spread vag
:lol::lol::clap::lol::lol:
deliciousV
09-12-2011, 08:01 AM
I saw Jessica side boob and her naked body humping was so fucking hot!
Hopefully, next season Sookie will be having lesbian sex with Jessica
I went yesterday and saw her play a sweet Christian girl in 7 Days In Utopia, then came home and watched her vamp fuck Jason, it almost made up for it.
underdog
07-29-2012, 08:55 PM
for the first time in the 26 seasons this show has been on, I'm finally enjoying the Tara character.
The wolf story line is fucking AWFUL though.
boobieman
07-30-2012, 03:11 AM
I always liked tara..but she never gets full naked...come on show that cute little black ass and cunny..
This season has been ok...but the whole E vampire blood just sucks..
SEEYYAYAAA
Enabler
07-30-2012, 04:26 AM
Fuck Godric? Fuck you!
This season has been pretty good. Im almost not embarrassed to watch the show anymore.
realmenhatelife
07-30-2012, 06:42 AM
Did they finally show Tara's boobs?
boobieman
07-30-2012, 09:08 AM
Did they finally show Tara's boobs?
Nope she still has not been naked...that sweet black chocolate still not seen...fuck.
Is it me or when sookie cries she is a really really bad at it...
SEYEYAYAYAA
underdog
08-27-2012, 11:22 AM
Bill's southern accent is worse than ever in the season finale.
CountryBob
08-27-2012, 02:36 PM
im gonna miss seeing that nice hairy pussy on the blood covered vampire....
thepaulo
08-27-2012, 05:27 PM
I want me some werewolf pussy.
deliciousV
08-27-2012, 07:17 PM
I want me some werewolf pussy.
you leave that little copper eyed puppy alone PaulO
King Imp
08-28-2012, 07:13 AM
Russell being taken out that easily was quite a disappointment.
And dammit, will someone get Jessica to lose the clothes already!
CountryBob
08-28-2012, 07:51 AM
Russell being taken out that easily was quite a disappointment.
And dammit, will someone get Jessica to lose the clothes already!
Ok - I will tell her to ditch the threads
King Imp
08-29-2012, 07:26 AM
Thank you. It is much appreciated.
thepaulo
08-29-2012, 09:23 AM
I love how incredibly wacky this season was. It went to a new level of insanity.
CountryBob
08-29-2012, 02:39 PM
I love how incredibly wacky this season was. It went to a new level of insanity.
Agreed - I enjoyed this season 1000 times more that last year's Witches, Wickens, Panther people and especially a big shut down on all the gay shit.
thepaulo
09-03-2013, 02:20 PM
http://www.hollywood.com/news/tv/55028159/true-blood-ending-2014
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20730983,00.html
http://www.deadline.com/2013/09/hbos-true-blood-to-end-run-after-next-season/
http://www.broadwayworld.com/bwwtv/article/HBOs-TRUE-BLOOD-to-End-After-Season-7-201309031
CountryBob
09-03-2013, 03:43 PM
well - its probably about time to pull the plug. I just hope they really go out with a bang.... and show Jessica in full frontal nudity! :happy:
boobieman
09-03-2013, 04:35 PM
well - its probably about time to pull the plug. I just hope they really go out with a bang.... and show Jessica in full frontal nudity! :happy:
Only way i think i may watch next season...either that or dildo show with Tara and Sookie...maybe Pam giving directions
SEYYAYAAA
boobieman
09-03-2013, 04:36 PM
I love how incredibly wacky this season was. It went to a new level of insanity.
Wacky or like the past 3 seasons...end really really shitty??
SSEYYYAYAAA
thepaulo
09-03-2013, 04:42 PM
Only way i think i may watch next season...either that or dildo show with Tara and Sookie...maybe Pam giving directions
SEYYAYAAA
"Ass to Ass!"
deliciousV
09-03-2013, 05:02 PM
Every time the writers of this series have written themselves into a corner, they add a new creature to the mess. Before it's over I fully expect them all to be riding unicorns.
I'll be glad when it's over, so I won't have to watch any more of it.
thepaulo
09-03-2013, 05:12 PM
Every time the writers of this series have written themselves into a corner, they add a new creature to the mess. Before it's over I fully expect them all to be riding unicorns.
I'll be glad when it's over, so I won't have to watch any more of it.
You don't have to wait to not watch it anymore.
I know it gets wackier and wackier especially after Alan Ball left but it's a hell of lot more fun than Twilight.
deliciousV
09-03-2013, 06:21 PM
You don't have to wait to not watch it anymore.
I know it gets wackier and wackier especially after Alan Ball left but it's a hell of lot more fun than Twilight.
No, I've been in from the start, and I'm committed to finish it. But it has gotten embarrassing.
underdog
09-03-2013, 08:07 PM
No, I've been in from the start, and I'm committed to finish it. But it has gotten embarrassing.
It's the show I look forward to most every week, but I have to agree. Half of every new episode this season was embarrassing.
thepaulo
09-04-2013, 05:11 AM
It's the show I look forward to most every week, but I have to agree. Half of every new episode this season was embarrassing.
But still fun.
TripleSkeet
09-04-2013, 07:30 AM
I still enjoy it.
thepaulo
09-04-2013, 08:44 AM
"The sixth season of TRUE BLOOD, which concluded last month, inspired critical raves, with the Boston Herald praising the show for “suspense, surprises and crackling dialogue,” while US Weekly noted that the show’s “cheeky humor and vivid imagination are still there to relish,” and the New York Post called it “bloody hilarious.” With an average gross audience of 10.6 million viewers per episode, the show remains one of HBO’s most popular series."
People still watch.
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/09/03/true-blood-to-end-in-2014-after-7-seasons-on-hbo/200589/
underdog
09-04-2013, 09:28 AM
But still fun.
Agreed.
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