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furie
09-07-2008, 02:55 PM
Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu
WATERBURY, CT - A fourth grade Oakville student has been expelled from a Waterbury school for bringing a toy gnu onto the property. The action falls under the school district's 'zero tolerance' policy, according to administrators. Officials believe the student, who is dyslexic, tried to intentionally break the policy. (http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1055.html)
lleeder
09-07-2008, 03:03 PM
All I have to say about this thread is Bnu.
DarkHippie
09-07-2008, 03:10 PM
No gnus is good gnus
EliSnow
09-07-2008, 03:27 PM
The only school guaranteed to contain no gnu's whatsover.
http://briansworld.nova.org/pix/gnu1.jpg
ahhdurr
09-07-2008, 04:56 PM
QUOTE: The toy gnu was confiscated and destroyed by janitorial personnel.
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I'd like an investigation into this janitor's ATG licensure.
JustJon
09-07-2008, 05:31 PM
I like the Onion better.
Don Stugots
09-07-2008, 05:40 PM
I liked Magic Garden better than The Great Space Coaster. Except for that Ringmaster dude, he was cool.
underdog
09-07-2008, 05:59 PM
Boo.
Chigworthy
09-07-2008, 06:46 PM
This thread is agnus.
The only school guaranteed to contain no gnu's whatsover.
http://briansworld.nova.org/pix/gnu1.jpg
I had a kid from second grade until sophmore year in high school call me Gary Gnu. Then once that stopped one of my best friends would whistle the theme to the Garry Shandling show. I've had a lot of weird people around me during my life.
Don Stugots
09-07-2008, 09:15 PM
I had a kid from second grade until sophmore year in high school call me Gary Gnu. Then once that stopped one of my best friends would whistle the theme to the Garry Shandling show. I've had a lot of weird people around me during my life.
Had? Have you seen some of your friends? (myself included)
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