Stupid Fights

[sr71blackbird]

Did you ever see a stupid fight? I know Dane Cook talks about the nothing fight, but this was a little different.
I was at a gas station before filling up and I hear the guy on the other side of the pump yell at another guy to put out his cigarette. The cigarette guy was walking to the attendant to start the pump and the yelling guy is really annoying to the cigarette guy. They start screaming at each other and I see everyone else in the gas station peeking around their pumps to catch a peek. The yelling guy calls the cigarette guy an asshole and he screams back he is not an asshole, and who the hell are you, yada yada. The yelling guy says he hopes the cigarette guy gets cancer. (!!) They start going at it. I am thinking: How do you know if this guy does not have a gun? Imagine if you are worried that a cigarette could cause an explosion at a gas station (statistically zero) and you end up getting killed over an argument about it? Wouldn't that be ironic?

Have you witnessed stupid fights? Describe....

[boonanas]

I used to work at a Chuck E Cheese and two parents starting fighting because one of their kids bumped into the other one in the ball pit. There was a huge crowd and police had to come in the separate them. I'll also add that one parent was hispanic and one was black, and that's all I'll say.

[epo]

I'm thinking a stupid fight could happen in this thread because a Dane Cook reference is making me look at a Dane Cook ad.

Son of a bitch!

[RoseBlood]

Have you witnessed stupid fights? Describe....

Do stupid message board fights count? :unsure:

Fighting should be reserved for people you love; everyone and everything else is trivial in comparison and usually a waste of time and energy :wallbash:

[grlNIN]

I got into a fight with a woman right after she failed to let the proper lane merge first. I admit that i was totally pissed off at her because she nearly forced me to sideswipe a car that was waiting for a light change.

I honked the horned twice and gave her the finger which she [romptly stopped her car and got out, coming at my car and cursing me off. I was like whoa, what a monster but i started yelling at her back, telling her to move her car before i called the cops (as there were about 15 cars from the light waiting behind us).

She got back in her car and left and in hindsight i should have just kept my window up and ignored her behavior but i didn't and i was scared of her.

My parents have always warned me against showing anger towards another driver, as you never know and all it would take is for the wrong person to get out of the car.

[A.J.]

Have you witnessed stupid fights? Describe....

Ever been to a sporting event?

I remember one time we were walking out of Camden Yards for a Sox-O's game. I know it's hard to believe, but the drunk Sox fans were giving shit to the O's fans. Sure enough, they started swinging. My buddy yells at them "That's right! Kick his ass so he'll like your team more!" I thought that was a great line about idiots who get into fights over teams.

[midwestjeff]

I saw a bum fight downtown last weekend that was kind of stupid.
A 300+ pound bum kicked a 160 pound old bum in the nuts and then slammed him into a building.
Normally I would have stopped to enjoy the madness or maybe even tried to calm the situation (bad idea, I know)
but I was with my Mom and wanted to get her away from the area as fast as possible.

[EddieMoscone]

Every 2-3 weeks I'll take part in a stupid fight...with my wife.

[cougarjake13]

at a giants - bucs game and the bucs fans were talking shit and when the giants took the lead they started getting quiet but then would go well at least we won a super bowl recently


we were like so who fucking cares that was 4 yrs ago and now in the present you're losing this game

[ahhdurr]

I recently witnessed a grown man and woman in a slightly physical altercation. I was walking around NJ's state preserved ghosttown (still pretty cool actually <a href = "http://www.batstovillage.org">link-a-dink</a>) and the guy says hi to my wife as they walk past.

Something must have been going on b/c she start flailing at him retard style - while he has the kid on his shoulders... he puts the kid down laughing at her and they walked away. My wife and I continued to enjoy an old sawmill and I forgot about them thinking maybe that's just how it is between them - we were in So. Jersey after all.

Later - off in the distance... I witness the guy scoop a handful of sandy Pine Barrens and throw it at her. She proceeds to flail at him. The kid is witnessing this. We kept an eye on them and they eventually calmed down - but what an incredible couple of assholes.

Have a nice day:bye:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I remember being at a Yankee game and two very drunk guys got VERY into it. One gut literally THREW the other one down two rows and he landed on an old lady.




I think the DUMBEST argument I've ever been in was with my sister. She accused (yes, ACCUSED) me of drinking her cranberry juice (which, my dad bought). Did I drink her cranberry juice? No. But my dad stepped in and said, "I gave her permission to drink it!" all the while I'm declaring I didn't drink it! Long story short, she was driving me to my Driver's Ed program at 6am and because she thought I had drunk her cranberry juice she refused to drive me, even though it was on her way to work. I had to get up at 5am in order to make it to my morning Driver's Ed class.

Yeah, I haven't spoken to that cunt since 1990 and, yes, my life is all the better for it!

[PapaBear]

Fighting should be reserved for people you love; everyone and everything else is trivial in comparison and usually a waste of time and energy :wallbash:
Word

And, yeah... I've seen plenty of stupid fights. The dumbest ones were usually about who's quarters were ahead of who's on a pool table at a bar.

[Judge Smails]

In my younger days I was seeing this girl and we were hanging out at this bar down in the Village. It was only our second date and I'd never seen her drunk before. So as we're sitting there I can sense that she's getting upset at something. As time passes she goes from laughing at my jokes to having a visible sneer. I start to think that maybe I said something that pissed her off but I can't think what.

Just as I'm about to mention it, and ask her what's wrong, she bolts up, and before I realize what's happening, she starts screaming at this girl across the bar: "What the fuck are you staring at bitch!? You wanna fuck him or something!?"

To which point the other girl calmly says: "I wasn't looking at you. I was looking at the T.V. behind you."

So the girl I'm with looks over her shoulder, sees the T.V. and goes "Oh" and just sits down and starts sipping her drink. Of course she starts whispering how she feels stupid and wants to leave - which we do. My initial reaction was to be pissed at her for embarrasing us both but it was actually quite the turn-on. And once we left the night got much more interesting (nudge nudge).

[fezident]

All fights are stupid.
They don't all start out that way but, man... they all end up with guys spouting the most retarded, tough guy, semi-rehearsed nonsense.

I spent many many years on the road as a musician.
I've seen a squillion stupid ass fights. Some of them are because a chick is back at the loadout on a bus, and her boyfriend is running around the front-of-house, screaming & pitching a (understandable) fit.

Other times... it's because somebody stepped on someone's toe or some shit.

I will say this though:
even if you "didn't do anything"... once security tells you to leave.... get the hell outta dodge. That fight is unwin-able.
And... it's very distracting to the band.


Fuckers.

[Mullenax]

In high school I was at a radio station rock concert (X-fest anyone?) and I saw a guy pull another guy out of a porta potty and beat his face in. I got a blurry photo on my disposable kodak. It was insane how unprovoked it seemed.

[jennysmurf]

Did you ever see a stupid fight? I know Dane Cook talks about the nothing fight, but this was a little different.
I was at a gas station before filling up and I hear the guy on the other side of the pump yell at another guy to put out his cigarette. The cigarette guy was walking to the attendant to start the pump and the yelling guy is really annoying to the cigarette guy. They start screaming at each other and I see everyone else in the gas station peeking around their pumps to catch a peek. The yelling guy calls the cigarette guy an asshole and he screams back he is not an asshole, and who the hell are you, yada yada. The yelling guy says he hopes the cigarette guy gets cancer. (!!) They start going at it. I am thinking: How do you know if this guy does not have a gun? Imagine if you are worried that a cigarette could cause an explosion at a gas station (statistically zero) and you end up getting killed over an argument about it? Wouldn't that be ironic?

Have you witnessed stupid fights? Describe....

Did they have wet panties?

[razorboy]

I was at a gas station filling up my truck with my chick. This guy, who was my girlfriend's ex, whom I had never met before came up to me while I was pumping gas and started swinging on me. It was ridiculous. I'm a pretty big guy, and I swung once on the guy, and ended up tearing the eyebrow ring out of his face with my punch. His friends got him up an said he was being drunk and stupid and escorted him off. I don't understand it, and feel stupid about it but it was one of the weirdest situations I've ever been involved with.