This kid is growing up into the Bruce Willis character in "Unbreakable"!

[Tall_James]

RAYMOND, N.H.—A New Hampshire infant who escaped death in July's tornado has escaped injury in a car crash. (http://www.boston.com/news/local/new_hampshire/articles/2008/09/05/baby_who_survived_tornado_uninjured_in_crash/)

Somewhere there is a baby with bones of glass waiting, plotting.

[ahhdurr]

I'm staying the fuck away from that kid.

[cougarjake13]

tell him not to get on the train

[ChrisTheCop]

Ya name your kid after a pope or 2, good things are gonna happen.


(btw, evvvvvvverybody loves his hometown)

[suggums]

is this the second coming?

[TooLowBrow]

is this the second coming?

if harry potter has taught me anything, its that
http://blissband.com/1.jpg
will have to fight this kid...


with wands

[Tenbatsuzen]

tell him not to get on the train

tell him to stay away from creepy Indian dudes

[Drunky McBetidont]

reminds me of the lady that got hit by the Macy's balloon and then the Yankee plane crashed in her apartment. just because they escaped death doesn't mean they are lucky. it means they are like magnets to disaster. i agree with stay the fuck away from him (and her)