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biggestmexi
09-02-2008, 03:16 PM
Well tonight my GF had to go for some work training 6-8 mmmm kay. I am very good with our son Xander. No problem. Well i little bit ago i went to go take a duece and brought him with me. (dont want him getting into things you know). So i started to get my Duece on and such and he started playing with his little potty (21mnths old now). I a unhitched the sides of his diaper and then pull it off to find poo after i flung it to the ground. Right side up of course. Then i decided to just point him towards the potty (just in case) nope, he decided to tinkle on the floor in front of it. so i was like OH BOY. then i moved him to the side a bit and told him NOT TO MOVE (HA). Then i wipe and then finish and such and this was SECONDS i tell you as quick as i could (and cleanly) then i turn to him and he is holding out his hands with poo on them now. :wallbash: (all of this was wearing a white tee) then i decide OOOOO bath but had other things i wanted to do and he still had poo on his tush. put him in there anyway and then wash his hands under the faucet. then i take his t-shirt off since the hands were clean. after that i wipe him using reg toilet paper. while this is happening he starts to tinkle again AAAAHHHHH. luckily he wasnt wearing anything else but still. SO i turn him around rinse him off then got him clean enough to wet wipe him and then a daiper again.


WHEW :laugh: its all good though. i loved the looks on his faces when he made some funny ones while he was holding his hands out at me.

good luck yall

TheGameHHH
09-02-2008, 03:25 PM
hahahahahahaha your kid is a pissing and shitting machine, i cant wait to be a dad

Kris10
09-02-2008, 03:33 PM
Damn I don't miss these days!

Judge Smails
09-02-2008, 03:49 PM
On the bright side - you'll be able to return the favor to him in about fifty years.

cougarjake13
09-03-2008, 02:40 PM
congrats on your patience


dont think i woulda held up well with that

Tall_James
09-03-2008, 02:50 PM
Good for you. You're not a man until someone relies upon you completely and you wholeheartedly and eagerly rise to the challenges presented. Fatherhood is a full-time job and it sounds like you're doing a great job.

teej
09-03-2008, 02:57 PM
Yeah, we've all got those stories. I can't wait to tell them to their friends when they hit high school! Teens love feces

Tall_James
09-03-2008, 03:06 PM
Yeah, we've all got those stories. I can't wait to tell them to their friends when they hit high school! Teens love feces

Thank God for digital cameras, they provide humiliation in pure digital quality for future years to come.

DarkHippie
09-03-2008, 03:07 PM
I've done that for 30 year old retarded men

teej
09-03-2008, 03:08 PM
or for jerking off to

zildjian361
09-03-2008, 03:14 PM
make sure you don't miss a child support payment:wink:

Tall_James
09-03-2008, 03:15 PM
I've done that for 30 year old retarded men

Useless without pictures.