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Fallon
09-01-2008, 06:04 PM
Ugh, I just brought some crackers, cheese and pepperoni into my living room for a snack. Right after I eat the first cracker I notice a little red ant on my plate, then another, then another.

I figure it was the crackers and I throw it all away. Then I go into my pantry and notice an ass load of them on my snack shelf.

GROSS!!!

I threw away every open box and bag and removed everything and soaked the shelf with windex and killed them. I don't normally have my kitchen window open but today was such a nice day, it was open all day.

I am so skeeved out right now! :help:
Doogie
09-01-2008, 06:06 PM
The added proteins from eating ants though will contribute to your strength
Sinestro
09-01-2008, 06:06 PM
So how did the ants taste? Are they still roaming around your stomach?
SatCam
09-01-2008, 06:07 PM
Ugh, I just brought some crackers, cheese and pepperoni into my living room for a snack. Right after I eat the first cracker I notice a little red ant on my plate, then another, then another.

that wasn't pepperoni...............................
Don Stugots
09-01-2008, 06:07 PM
So how did the ants taste? Are they still roaming around your stomach?

later they will be running out of his ass.
Houston
09-01-2008, 06:08 PM
Stop being a girl. You sound like Hanna Montana.
marky2bucks
09-01-2008, 06:11 PM
that's gross

I once got the bill at a chinese restaurant after a so-so meal. I open up the bill to find about a hundred baby spiders running up and down the spine of the bill holder. A spider laid an egg in it and they just hatched, the miracle of birth, I was not impressed.
PapaBear
09-01-2008, 06:11 PM
Pansy

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2721237128_d0e89824fd.jpg?v=0
Dirtbag
09-01-2008, 06:12 PM
I'll take ants over spiders, roaches, or rats any day.
jonyrotn
09-01-2008, 06:18 PM
I go into my pantry and notice an ass load of them on my snack shelf.
GROSS!!! I soaked the shelf with windex and killed them. Serves you right for having a fagity "snack shelf".. And btw..Windex doesn't kill them, I'm pretty sure all you did was clean their eyes off.. :wink:
Flea_Man
09-01-2008, 06:28 PM
At least it's ants and not fleas. Everyone hates fleas.
Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 06:32 PM
When I was in college, I emptied out a glass of orange juice in my sink, forget to wash the sink out, and left for school.

When I got home... it was a fucking horror movie from the floor of my kitchen into my sink.
Judge Smails
09-01-2008, 06:32 PM
Serves you right for having a fagity "snack shelf".. And btw..Windex doesn't kill them, I'm pretty sure all you did was clean their eyes off.. :wink:

Don't listen, Fallon. Windex is good. You put some Windex they go away.

http://firepanos.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gus-windex.jpg
Kris10
09-01-2008, 06:33 PM
You probably have to throw away even the boxes that weren't open and invest in some ant killer.
JimmieHats
09-01-2008, 06:34 PM
Fezzie?
Sinestro
09-01-2008, 06:34 PM
When I was in college, I emptied out a glass of orange juice in my sink, forget to wash the sink out, and left for school.

When I got home... it was a fucking horror movie from the floor of my kitchen into my sink.


Are you serious.:devil2:
Tall_James
09-01-2008, 06:34 PM
http://praxeology.net/hail-ants.PNG
Fallon
09-01-2008, 06:56 PM
You probably have to throw away even the boxes that weren't open and invest in some ant killer.

But I just went shopping this weekend!
Kris10
09-01-2008, 07:01 PM
But I just went shopping this weekend!

Ok but they can still get into closed boxes.
Drunky McBetidont
09-01-2008, 07:03 PM
Fezzie?

exactly, be glad they weren't donuts and thank your lucky stars that you haven't shown up on network news as a homeless person at the mall.
FUNKMAN
09-01-2008, 07:04 PM
watch out, if they get in your pants they'll make you dance...
Friday
09-01-2008, 07:13 PM
call your landlord and advise he/she that there is an infestation.
they can have the place sprayed.

until then... the CINNAMON trick WORKS!
i think it was jauble who told me about it.... but if you know where they are coming from, put about a half inch of cinnamon around the perimeter. they are skeered of it and will not go through it to get to your food.
also, spray the outside and inside of your windows with Ant Raid.

good luck! ants suck!
ChrisTheCop
09-01-2008, 07:32 PM
call your landlord and advise he/she that there is an infestation.
they can have the place sprayed.



Fallon pays his rent to a transvestite???
FUNKMAN
09-01-2008, 08:02 PM
http://www.tokyofish.com/temp/First_Episode_Aunt_Bee_10101.jpg
PapaBear
09-01-2008, 08:53 PM
http://www.tokyofish.com/temp/First_Episode_Aunt_Bee_10101.jpg
Make up your mind. You can only choose one insect per post.
Chigworthy
09-01-2008, 09:11 PM
Fuck that. No ants are ruining my food. I eat right through 'em.
FUNKMAN
09-01-2008, 10:03 PM
Make up your mind. You can only choose one insect per post.

okay then I'll have to go with

http://www.whoknew.us/images/LaWanda_Page.gif
cougarjake13
09-02-2008, 04:05 AM
Fuck that. No ants are ruining my food. I eat right through 'em.

hells yeh


theyre good protein
LaBoob
09-02-2008, 04:22 AM
My dad sat down once to eat a big bowl of Rice Krispies and after a few bites he looked down and realized it was crawling with maggots!

It took me about 20 years but I'm finally eating Rice Krispies again.
A.J.
09-02-2008, 04:25 AM
"The next video was sent in by Geurgud Gardner from Baden-baden. Here they have come across the body of a tramp, which in itself is not so disturbing. Until it is turned over to reveal…. ANTS! ANTS! ANTS!"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/pics/90asprockets2.jpg
yojimbo7248
09-02-2008, 05:01 AM
ants! I am so disappointed. When I so a thread on being grossed out, I was hoping someone found a severed head in the backyard or witnessed some gory car crash. ants! If you are being grossed out by pests, at least tell a cool rat-across-my-foot story. I see a rat scurrying across Lafayette Ave once a week at least. It's no severed head but it at least rates on the gross-out scale. ants? really?
yojimbo7248
09-02-2008, 05:11 AM
My dad sat down once to eat a big bowl of Rice Krispies and after a few bites he looked down and realized it was crawling with maggots!

It took me about 20 years but I'm finally eating Rice Krispies again.

Excellent. I have heard several Rice Krispies/maggot stories but I always thought they were urban myths, similar to the little old lady at KFC who bit into a fried rat. wow, really? If it had been ants in the Rice Krispies, I would say bon appetite but maggots are genuinely gross.
Tall_James
09-02-2008, 05:13 AM
When I was a kid my Mom made some macaroni and cheese - the real thing not Kraft Mac & Cheese.

Halfway through it I started to chew on something that wasn't macaroni or cheese.

It was a Band-Aid that slipped off my Mom's cut hand while making the dish.

30 years later and she still will never hear the end of it.
LaBoob
09-02-2008, 05:13 AM
I was hoping someone found a severed head in the backyard or witnessed some gory car crash.

Not to nitpick, but that wouldn't be gross, it would be awesome!
LaBoob
09-02-2008, 05:16 AM
Excellent. I have heard several Rice Krispies/maggot stories but I always thought they were urban myths, similar to the little old lady at KFC who bit into a fried rat. wow, really? If it had been ants in the Rice Krispies, I would say bon appetite but maggots are genuinely gross.
Yep, it really happened...We also got plastic/tupperware-type containers to store our cereal in from then on.