Favorite Christmas Scenes/Lines

[IkeaBoy]

Inspired from tonight's contest.

A line I'm surprised no one did "No fucking shit lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

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Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
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[armymad]

my lines come from full metal jacket
" today is christmas at ...."

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[lil chicklet]

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

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[lil chicklet]

2 from Christmas vacation:

1)Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

2)Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah!



This message was edited by lil chicklet on 12-20-01 @ 2:13 PM

[lil chicklet]

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [pause] Goodnight.

SCENE!



This message was edited by lil chicklet on 12-20-01 @ 2:14 PM

[RF Godfather]

Kevin McCallister from Home Alone:

Buzz, you girlfriend... WOOF!

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[twanmoney]

Short Simple Sweet:

Santa hates you!

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[armymad]

darm i tought we was just to put up a line, not the whole movie

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[IkeaBoy]

i'm not one for the rules and regs of sig's but your sig lil seems a tad bit long

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Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
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[spoon]

The sig is cool once, but now it sucks...

Cya.

[twanmoney]

you refering to my sig?
thought the rules were 300x100 and under 33k. if it doesnt conform lemme know why and i shall change.........
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[IkeaBoy]

lil as in lil hcicklett

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[twanmoney]

/apologize

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's not really a Christmas quote, but it comes from Christmas Vacation:

"Shitter's full!"



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[IkeaBoy]

another great Christmas movie- Brazil

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black

[Sheeplovr]

is batman 2 a cristmass movie?



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[Jennitalia]

From Frosty:

Happy Birthday!


and my fave scene - the dancing Peanuts in Merry Xmas Charlie Brown

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